13x10 - Family Trippin' – Part 2

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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan personal and professional lives.
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13x10 - Family Trippin' – Part 2

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Can you believe

that they found them?

They had caught the robbers to find out

that there were so many people involved,

makes me feel like I can't trust anyone.

[Kim] I have to go to New York

to go meet with, like, the French judge.

[Khloe] Mom, a reoccurring theme

is that you seem to, like,

not do anything with us.

Like, we want to bond with you.

[Kim] Scott brought a girl out here.

Yeah.

This makes me really anxious.

[Khloe] Oh, my God.

[Kourtney] I just don't want Khloe
to cause a big scene.

[Kris] I think what we're wondering
is if you have a girl here and why.

[theme music playing]

[Kris] I think what we're wondering
is if you have a girl here and why.

Um, obviously we're both trying

to move on.

-That's what we've all been saying.
-Mm-hmm.

So I'm trying to do
everything I can [bleep] do

to not think about her.

[Khloe] But on a family trip, don't you--

Listen, you can do whatever you want.

On a family vacation, don't you think
it's inappropriate, disrespectful?

Disrespectful to who?

To me.

-Really?
-And your kids.

And to all my family.

[Scott] All right, we obviously
never discussed boundaries ever.

Well, there's just something.

There's a level of respect
and appropriateness

that should just be known.

But apparently it's not.

[Scott] All right, so obviously, like,

I did something wrong,

as always, like…

Well, this,
you flew someone out of the country.

[Kourtney] That is so disrespectful.

[Kris] Someone with any kind of integrity

would never do something like that.

Dude.

All she wants to do,

she says she's moving on. "I'm moving on."

-"I'm trying to get over you."
-[Kourtney] It's nothing about me.

But every night
you [bleep] go to bed with our kids

and I have to sleep alone,

sad and miserable. That's my life.

[Kris] You should be with us

at the house, that we have organized…

I'm not strong enough to do that.

This all just reminds me of a life

that we used to have.

[Kourtney] Stop playing the victim.

You had your chance.

I thought we were spending

our whole lives together

and I've done everything I can.

[Scott] That's fine.

I had to go back to a different lifestyle.

Then you shouldn't come
on our family vacations,

if you can't do four days

without bringing some random girl in.

It's just not cool.

[Scott] So let me [bleep] you,

then I won't have to do [bleep] like this.

You can't go four days?

No, I'm a sex addict.

I'm a [bleep] up, horrible sex addict.

So, how did you go in Aspen?

[Scott] I was [bleep] like crazy.

You know, saying I'm a sex addict

is honestly the first thing

that popped into my head,

and I don't really think
it's my actual problem.

But, you know, it's definitely not easy

hearing everybody att*ck me

and tell me how disrespectful I am

or I'm being.

And I don't know, literally,

what else to say.

[Khloe] If you need
to get your [bleep] wet that badly,

then get your [bleep] wet.

[Corey] I had a baby blue shirt on.

Get your [bleep] [bleep] wet

and there you go.

[Kris] Oh, boy.

[Scott] Oh, no. Hey!

[Kourtney laughing]

-[Kim] That was for Dubai.
-[Kris] You know what?

I'm not mad at that.

You kind of deserved that.

Oh, no!

And think about it.

-Should we go?
-I guess.

All right, should we head home together?

No.

You and me?

No.

[Khloe] I'm sorry.

I'm just, like, he's such a [bleep] liar,

I can't handle it.

[Kim] I threw one in his face.

-Why?
-[Kim] Water. I don't know,

just 'cause you did.

[both laugh]

[Khloe] You're walking with him?

You're walking with him?

-I think we're good.
-Yeah.

[Khloe] You've got
some new gel in your hair?

[Khloe] Listen, Scott,

don't [bleep] with us.

[Scott] That should be

the story of my life.

-[Khloe] We're un-[bleep]-able with.
-We're un-[bleep]-able.

But we really are [bleep]-able.

Have a good [bleep].

[Khloe] Shut up.

Wear a condom!

That actually made me feel better.

I definitely feel relieved

that we had that conversation at dinner,

and now I can move forward.

It's been, like, nonsense for ten years,

like, up and down.

So, this is, like, the final,

you know, door closed, we're done.

[phone chimes]

He said, "So, can I stay in your room?"
"I don't want to stay at this hotel."

"Now, you're right."

"I mean, I'm [bleep] gross."

"Like, what animal does this?"

"I just got to get over Kourtney somehow,

and I feel like the sicker I am,

the more she will never be with me,

and I can move on."

Oh, good excuse.

Say that.

[upbeat music playing]

[Mason] Hi, Dad.

[Scott] I missed you.

[Mason speaks gibberish]

[Scott repeats gibberish]

I definitely think

things got a little crazy last night

and the truth is I have no idea, really,

how the girls are gonna react today.

So, of course, I mean, I'm anxious.

[upbeat music playing]

You okay?

[Scott] Yeah.

Are you?

Did you like
that shower you got yesterday?

[Mason] What shower?

Your daddy got a shower.

I gave your… [laughs]

That sounds weird.

I threw water on your dad last night.

[Mason] Whoa.

Isn't that so crazy of KoKo?

[Mason] I want to do that.

[Khloe and Scott laugh]

Trust me, there will be a time.

It's totally hard to stay mad at Scott,

but also Scott and I were texting

the whole night.

He was so remorseful

and felt like a piece of [bleep].

So, like, what am I gonna do?

Like, kick someone when they're down?

It's like, he already gets what he did.

[Scott] So, we're good?

Okay, we're good.

So you had a nice night?

No.

[Khloe giggles]

We ruined it?

-Yeah.
-We know how to ruin things

from a distance.

[Khloe] Hey!

[Scott] There she is.

So hot.

[Khloe] I cannot wait to go to the beach.

[Mason] I can't wait to go to the beach.

We're going tomorrow.

[Mason whoops]

Chill day!

[Khloe] Want to go to the beach, too?

Yeah, you do. Right?

What's wrong with you today?

Regardless of the fiasco

that happened last night,

I am not gonna let a little drama

get in the way of a beautiful trip

that I have planned.

We are gonna be taking some helicopters

and going to a second location

and we're sleeping there.

So, chip, chop, we're still on track.

Take off, baby!

[helicopter blades whirring]

[upbeat music playing]

-[Scott] Welcome to The Springs.
-[Khloe] There's a volcano.

Look how gorgeous this is.

We're in the jungle.

[Kourtney] Living the dream.

[Corey] It's pretty pretty, huh?

[Khloe] Keeks?

I've played that game, too, before,

-that I-can't-open-the- door game.
-You ready?

[Kim] I don't know if I want to go.

'Cause I didn't know

that you go in an inner tube,

I thought
we were going white-water rafting

in a big boat.

So, I didn't know we were getting wet.

How would you not know?

[Kim] To know that you go in a inner tube.

I didn't know that.

[Khloe] I know that Kim

is one of the biggest scaredy-cats
of all time.

But we came all this way

to do something as a family.

Look, when on earth do we get

to be in Costa Rica, tubing,

through a rainforest?

I just think it sounds so incredible.

-Kim.
-[Scott] Go tubing.

[Kim] I'm just not gonna go.

I'm not gonna be forced to go.

[upbeat music playing]

[Khloe] Look at how good my boobs look
when I do this.

Somehow make it go like this,

'cause my boobs look really good.

Hi.

Mom, what are you doing

in your rocking chair?

We get it, you want to think you're old

[Tyga] You wouldn't look right.

You young'uns go have fun.

I feel nice and at home here.

[Khloe] First, Kimberly

doesn't want to go tubing,

and now my mom wants to bail, too.

[stammers] I'm over it.

Whoever wants to come tubing, come tubing.

I'm all down for it.

[Guide] Everybody ready to have fun?

-[Khloe] Yes.
-[Guide] Ready, crew?

Bye, Mart. Wish me luck.

[Scott] Later, Marty.

Wish me luck, Mart.

Oh, my butt's in the water.

[Kris] Oh, there goes my family.

We'll see you later, Mase.

I left everything to you.

You're rich.

[Khloe] Guys, it's so pretty.

[Kourtney] This is gorge.

[whooping]

[screaming]

Oh, my goodness.

[Khloe] Oh, my God.

[Tyga] So cold.

[bleep]

[Kylie] Oh, no.

Oh, no, no.

[screaming]

[Khloe] Oh, [bleep].

[screaming]

[laughing]

Oh, my God.

[Scott] Oh, my God.

[Corey] Remember that [bleep]

you used to ride at White Water
at Six Flags?

This is the real [bleep].

[laughter]

-[Khloe] Kim would have liked this.
-I know.

Mom would have liked it, too.

You want to see me jump

from there into here?

Guys!

[cheering]

[Scott] Cannonball!

Y'all got to admit that was fun.

-Y'all got to admit.
-[Khloe] That was fun.

-[Scott] Let's check that off the list.
-[laughing]

[Kris] How was it, Kourt?

[Kourtney] So good.
You would have loved it.

Really?

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Hey.

[Kris] I would appreciate it

if no one peed

while we were in here, please.

[Kourtney] It's a hot spring.

It's really good for your skin.

It's good for your psoriasis.

[Kris] It is?

Do you think you could get me

some more water?

Thank you so much.

I'm really thirsty.

Thank you.

[mysterious funny music playing]

[Khloe] Mom, what are you doing?

[Kris] Nothing.

[Khloe] Yeah, you are.

She's, like, filling up all these bottles.

[Kris] If it cures your skin,

and I can get rid of psoriasis,

I would do just about anything.

[Kim screams]

Stop!

Stop.

[Kourtney] You want to do the raft thing?

[Scott] Do it.

[Kourtney] Come on, I'm gonna do it, too.

[screams]

[Scott] Oh, my God.

[Kourtney screaming]

[Kourtney] It's not that far!

[Mason screams]

[laughing]

[Kourtney] Mase, how was that?

[Mason] Good.

[Scott] Give me some, Martin.

Come on, Mart.

[Kourtney] Scott's so lucky,

because I'm the coolest baby mama,

like, on the planet.

Like, the stuff that he's done,

and I still allow him to come
on our family trips,

because he's the father of my kids

and I want him to have

these great memories

and experiences with us.

But I just feel like I need to have

a conversation with Scott,

just to finally say, like,

"We will never be back together."

And it's probably better for both of us.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kris] This is so beautiful, you guys.

We're, like, in the middle of the jungle

having dinner.

[Khloe] I thought the inner-tubing

was so fun today.

That was fun.

You would definitely have liked it, Mom.

[Kim] So, I do not want to go to New York.

-[Kourtney] What are you going for?
-[Kim] To testify

against the robbers.

[Kourtney] Are they there now?

No.

I bet they'll just show me photos.

[Khloe] Does that make you uncomfortable?

[Kim] I just would feel uncomfortable

if I put someone in jail for a long time

if-- I couldn't see them.

I mean, they literally had ski masks.

I thought you said

that you saw their eyes.

No, there was one moment

where I said, "If you get out of this,
like, look into his eyes,"

so when he came so close to my face

and he just said, "You okay, shh, shh."

Like, shut the [bleep] up
and you'll be okay.

So, I was, is there anything
I can see, see, see, see,

and then you just don't think about it.

[Kris sighing] I need some stress relief.

[Kim] Wait, so you just took that

from the hot spring?

I figured I'll take it

and spray it on my psoriasis.

I think I need it for my psoriasis.

Here, try it.

It'll make you feel younger.

Should I spray it on my little…?

[Kris] Yes.

Ooh, where are you spraying it?

[Kylie] It hurts.

[upbeat music playing]

[Khloe] Should we do same seaties?

[Kris] Hi, Khloe, good morning.

[Khloe] Good morning.

[helicopter blades whirring]

[all cheering]

[Kris] Hi, guys!

Hey!

[Kourtney] Do we walk

or drive to the beach?

[Khloe] I'm so excited.

The beach is all I've been dreaming about.

[Kris] Now, what's this little boat

-out here?
-[Kourtney] What is it?

[Kris] I think we found
a paparazzi boat, Khlo.

-[Khloe] Awesome.
-[Kris] Two of 'em.

When you travel so far to relax

and be with the family and really try
to get away from everything,

the last thing you want to do

is find pictures

on the Internet of our vacation.

So to see them right out there on a boat

with a big-ass lens is unnerving.

It'll be interesting to see
if they follow you guys over to the beach.

[Khloe] So, who's going to the beach?

[Kim] I feel like
it's gonna be paparazzi city,

so, I just, I don't feel like doing that.

[upbeat music playing]

[kids laughing]

[Kim] Okay, so what is going on?

[Khloe] These just aren't

what they used to be.

We don't do group--

everyone is so concerned

about all these other things now,

which I get, it's our new way of life

and it's honestly
a really [bleep] up way to live.

Yeah.

[Khloe] Like, I go on these trips

hoping we're gonna bond, and I thought

these were, like, more memories
and experiences,

and I am learning
that the older we're getting,

it's just not working out that way.

So I want to know why.

I just think

that your personality is negative.

You're like, "Everyone is so negative,

everyone is so this,"
but you're the only one being negative.

You get what you give out from me.

But you're, like, hostile about it.

[Khloe] When Kim flips the script on me,

I feel like she's Scott.

Like, not taking accountability.

Like, look at how much effort

and time and everything

that I've put into this,

because I really wanted all of us

to hang out and build memories.

Like, how the [bleep] is that wrong?

Because I haven't seen Kylie on this trip.

Don't know
what the [bleep] my mom is doing.

Kourtney is [bleep] playing
Play-Doh with the kids.

It's, like, okay.

So what did we come here for?

Look where we're at.
Like, we're in a beautiful place.

Everyone relax and enjoy themselves.

[Kim] I'm relaxing. I am chilling.

[Scott] I just [bleep].

Oh, Scott, no. Hello. You come here.

-She's saying all I do is complain.
-[Scott] That's all of you.

-I feel bad. It sucks.
-I feel like let's enjoy ourselves.

-[Scott] I agree, just…
-But you don't have to be--

You're just snappy about it.

[Khloe] Please tell me how,

-when I never had an issue with you…
-You're just snappy back.

…except for…

Like, there's no other word

besides "snappy."

[dramatic music playing]

If you think I'm sensitive

or know I'm sensitive,

why don't you become sensitive to that

and my feelings?

Actually be kind.

Don't go ahead and then keep egging me on.

'Cause now you're like [bleep] annoying.

[upbeat music playing]

-[Scott] Mase, you like Costa Rica?
-[Mason] Yeah.

My dream is that I want KiKi to be good

so we can go to the… to the ocean.

[Scott] Wait, I thought we were.

No, 'cause Kimberly doesn't want to,

-so we're not going to the beach.
-[Scott] What? I thought

that was the point,
we got back here today.

So I said, "[bleep] it,

I'm gonna lay out."

[Scott] Wow… this is horse manure.

[Kourtney] Khlo, there's a pap boat

down there.

[Khloe] I really don't care.

[Kourtney] Oh, is that the green tea?

[Scott] Yeah, I'll get it for you.

Thank you.

[Khloe] Don't spit.

[Kourtney] You're disgusting.

[Scott] We're still getting married,
though, no?

I think something
I've learned on this trip

is that we need…

[Scott] Yeah?

…to just move on.

[Scott] Perfect.

You've driven me nuts for ten years.

There's not anything bad

you can say about me.

Stop pushing your ass out

and [bleep].

[Kourtney] I'm scratching my back.

[Scott] Okay. You know what you're doing.

What have you done?

For ten years?

[Scott] Bothered you, too.

[Kourtney] Bothered?

Is that what you call it?

I think the moral of the story

is we are never getting back together.

[Scott] Done.

That's all I've ever wanted you to say.

[Kourtney] I think

after everything that's happened

here in Costa Rica,

Scott knows that it's done,

but just saying those words,

just, like, let's both of us move on

and just feel like, okay, it's done.

You know there's one person

you're allowed to sh**t in the pool.

-[Penelope] Who?
-[King] What?

[Kourtney] Uncle Scott.

Yeah, King!

[King] I forgot his name.

-You forgot his name?
-Oh, you're coming?

[Kourtney laughing] No.

You forgot his name.

Oh, there's my little girl.

I get you!

-[Kourtney] P, stay…
-[Scott] Let's throw you over!

Say bye to the nice guy.

[Kourtney yells, laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Hello?

[Kris] Hi.

That's a cute top.

-You're all Chaneled out.
-It's a bathing suit.

Oh, that's so cute.

With a…

-[Kris] Oh!
-…Chanel.

You're just like a little Kris

in the '80s, aren't you?

[Kim] Yeah.

[Kris] What's up, guys?

[Kim] Um, I wanted to come up here

and talk to you

because I really feel bad for Khloe.

We just got into, like, a really big fight

-and she, like, stormed off.
-Aw.

[Kim] She said, you know,

we used to always come on these trips

and they were so much fun and now, like,

they're just not that fun anymore

and maybe we shouldn't go anymore,

and that was just, like, super hurtful.

Khloe's always been really sensitive.

Like, it's wild.

Maybe she thinks

we're moving on in life

because we have kids and this and that,

-and what, like…
-And then she acts like a [bleep]

-and then alienates us even more.
-Then no one wants to hang out.

Yeah.

Self-sabotage.

[Kim whispering] Yes.

I think as everybody grows up,

that everybody experiences

something different,

but if she's not having any fun,

then let's change that.

I feel like we should go talk to her.

Okay. Come on, Kourtney.

Khlo-mo!

Where's my little piece of sunshine

in your yellow bathing suit?

[Kourtney] I like yellow on you.

[Kim] That's your color, for sure.

[Kris] So I was just talking to Kim,

and she was telling me

that you weren't feeling like

this trip was going

the way that you would have wanted it
to go.

And we're not spending enough time,

all of us, together.

[Khloe] It's just interesting

how I don't see you guys a lot,

and I take the time to come here

thinking "Oh, great, this is, like, time

where I get to be with my sisters

and, you know, my nieces and nephews,

and do all these things."

This house is absolutely extraordinary,

but, like, going to the beach

and, like, just doing--

when will I ever go
to a Costa Rican beach?

I don't know.

Kylie and Tyga are locked away

in their rooms,

you and Corey are doing

whatever you and Corey do,

you don't like to do any activities.

[Kris] I love to do activities,

-believe me.
-Kim has her things

-where she's…
-[Kim] Just 'cause I was afraid

of the white-water raft? What's the point

of making it not fun for us
to want to hang out with you

-if you're always snappy?
-No one hang out with me,

[Kris] We want to hang out with you.
You're the funniest,

most fun girl we know.
-[Kim] It's not that, just--

You've ruined my mood already today,

so, you guys could all get away from me.

[Kourtney] What can we do to have fun?
-I don't know.

[Kim] It is so annoying
that you're so snappy.

[Khloe] No, I'm over all you people now.

Ungrateful family members that I can't…

[Kim] This is what I can't handle--
you're just so [bleep],

you're so annoying,

but it's like, "Shut the [bleep] up."

You're the negative one

just saying how awful we are

and how this-- You're like a big bully

that bullies all of us.

You people.

You bully us people.

[Khloe] I want us all

to [bleep] spend time together.

How am I at fault for that

and how is that a bad thing?

I still don't understand that.

But at some point

you have to say "[bleep] it"

and just not try anymore.

[Kim] Truly, Khloe is really annoying.

Like, we went out there to say

I'm sorry, you know, Kourtney and Scott

have each other with the kids,

I'm with the kids, like I get it.

And she's just like, "Nothing!

No! I'm-I'm mad 'cause this!" You know.

I feel like you guys

just always are getting on each other

for everything.

But she can't just be like, "Okay, reset…"

[Scott] Reset is the best button ever.

[Kim] Totally, like…

[Scott] I'm super into it.

[Kim] Yeah. Can't do it.

[Scott] Maybe it's time for you

to end this whole Kardashian thing.

Maybe it's becoming a curse
for the girls, too.

Just break up and all do your own thing

for a little bit.

[Kim] Good advice.

[Scott] See, you don't want to.

Everybody's got a little bit of a reason

why everybody's mad at each other,

but I think

everybody wants the same thing.

-Yeah.
-You have your crap,

she has hers.

You want to try to have fun,

but you have fun a different way
than she does,

and you worry about stuff

a little bit more,

maybe that frustrates her.

[Kim] I know Khloe put in so much work

to plan this vacation

and spend time with us

and all of our families,

so I don't want Khloe to feel separated

or just, you know, like, alone.

I don't want to ruin this trip

over a stupid fight.

All I know is,

I don't want to be in the middle.

I don't need this [bleep] in my life.

I already have

one little bully in my life.

-[Kim] All right.
-I'm going to go hang out with Khloe

and make pretend
I didn't have this conversation.

[dance music playing]

[Joe] How are you feeling? Not tired?

[Khloe] A little tired.

[Joe] Okay, let's do this.

-Lift. Two.
-[Khloe groans]

[Khloe] Ever since the fight,

I'm just gonna do what I want to do,

and, like, my happy place is the gym

so, even though we're on this vacation,

I'm going to work out.

[Kylie] Hey.

Hi.

I just wanted to give you

an intermission hug.

[Khloe] I'm all sweaty.

I have Snapchat glasses.

[Kylie] Snapchat glasses?

What?

[Khloe] Wait, come here.

[Kylie] So they Snapchat?

[Khloe] Watch, look.

Is it blinking?

-[Kylie] Yes.
-[Khloe] Hi, Kylie, you're on my Snapchat.

-[Kylie] How?
-[Khloe] 'Cause it's showing,

and then when it starts,
it's only ten seconds.

-[Kylie] And it's live?
-[Khloe] No, I get to approve it later

-and then push it through.
-[Kylie] Hey!

[Khloe] So I'm snapping my workout.

[Kylie] Khloe…

[Khloe laughs]

[Kylie] Always in cleavage.

[laughing] I just want to…

[all talking over each other]

[Joe] …three, one, okay.

[Khloe] This one has never worked out

a day in her life.

[Kim] Wait, I want to do this exercise.

[brass stabs playing]

[Khloe] You want to work out, too, now?

[Kim] I kind of do, but my shoes

are all the way upstairs and stuff.

I don't want to leave this trip

on a bad note with this fight.

I want Khloe to know

that I love that she took the time

and the effort to come on vacation with us

and plan this vacation,

so I'm going to make one last effort

to make up with Khloe.

[Kim] Wait, I want to do this exercise.

[Khloe] You want to work out, too, now?

[Kim] I kinda do, but my shoes

are all the way upstairs and stuff.

[Joe] Feel it. Two, one…

[Khloe] Oh, [bleep].

-[Kim] Wait, I want to try that.
-[Kylie] Want to do it?

You think that's the easy part.

Just wait till he starts pushing it down.

[Joe] Bend on your knee.

Okay, and from here, like, push up.

Okay, feel it.

[Khloe] Keep pushing.

Kylie and Kim in the fitness room with me.

This is honestly the peak of my trip.

-[Kylie] This is the peak of your trip?
-Yes, 'cause you are with me.

I swear to God,

this is the best time of my trip.

Working out and with them.

[Kim] We want to get on Khloe's level.

[Khloe] No, you guys,

this is the best part.

[Kim] I definitely wanted
to join the workout

just to hang out with you.

And I love that.

That's all I want is, like, family time.

I don't have to do something.

Doing nothing together.

-It's like, that's what life is about.
-Totally.

Watch. Now you push this,

and you're going to see,

like, a little light, and it's on.

[Kylie] Ew.

[Khloe] Ew!

[Kim laughing]

I wonder what this looks like.

I pray this [bleep] works.

[upbeat music playing]

-[Kris] Hey, babe.
-[Corey] Hey, what's happening?

[Kris] This is pretty.

[Corey] Yeah, it look like you.

[Kris] Aw. Who's that? Khloe?

[Khloe] It is so pretty.

-[Kris] Isn't this great?
-Oh, it's unbelievable.

But I do kind of feel like
I'm on The Bachelor,

and I'm going to get, like, my rose.

So, does someone have a rose for me?

[Kris] I asked them to set
this dinner up for us out here tonight

because I didn't want

another dinner on the patio.

[Khloe] You look gorgeous

with your hand on your hip, Kris.

[Kris chuckles]

It's so pretty here.

-[Kourtney] Hi.
-[Kris] Hey, Kourt.

[Khloe] Hi, Reigny.

[Kris chuckles]

Hey, T.

Kourtney.

There he goes.

He copied you.

[Mason] Daddy's here!

[Scott] It's a hike getting down here.

[Kris] Here they come

for their first number.

[all cheering]

The longest runway ever.

[Khloe] This food looks so good-- yummy.

[Kris] Babe, will you hand me

-one of those white things?
-[Kourtney] What's that? Potato salad?

[Kris] That looks good.

[Kim] Kylie, do you like or not?

[Kylie] Yeah, I don't mind.

[Kris] Okay, let's go around the table

and do the pit and the peak.

So, Kim…

-Kim?
-Yeah?

[Kris] We're gonna start.

What is your pit,

and what is your peak?

[Kim] My pit is that Kanye is not here.

And my peak

is that I get an amazing vacation

with the kids and my family.

[Kris] Kylie, what's your pit
and your peak?

I don't like being away from home,
that's my pit.

[Kris] You don't like
to be away from home?

[Kylie] My peak, I don't know,

being with you guys.

[Kourtney] What about tubing?

That was so fun.

[Kylie] That was cute.

[Kourtney] My peak was tubing

and doing the water slides,

and spending time with my kids and family.

[Scott] I think my pit was

that Mase didn't come tubing,

but my peak was
the water slides with the kids.

[Mason] Oh, yeah.

[Scott] That was fun.

-That was fun, Mase.
-You were good.

[Kourtney] And my pit was probably

the anxiety going
to the confrontational dinner.

[Kris] The pit of the trip is

that I couldn't do the tubing,

and I think the peak,

I love being all together

on any family vacay,

because it's memories we're gonna make

that are gonna last a lifetime,

so, I love these trips.

The one thing that we have as a family

is each other.

And nothing will ever change

the love and the bond that we all share.

And it's really nice

to come together on these vacations,

no matter how old the kids get,

and just reconnect.

Khloe, what was your pit?

[Khloe] The pit of my trip is

how so many people love to complain.

[Mason] Whoa, good idea.

[Khloe] Good answer, right?

I don't like complainers.

[Mason] Same.

[Khloe] And the peak of my trip

is that I loved inner-tubing together,

I loved seeing the volcano,

I loved our workout.

So I had kind of a lot of peaks.

And all the kids are having

-a slumber party in my room.
-[all cheering]

[Kris] Yay, Khloe!

[Kim] Can Northy do her peak and her pit?

-[Kris] Yes.
-Okay, what's your peak?

That's the best part.

[North] Giving hugs to you.

Aw.

Well, that's your peak.

[Khloe] Ooh, look, dancers.

[Kim] Oh, look at the dancers, bubs.

[Khloe] What are they doing, King?

-[Kris] How good is this?
-[Spanish music playing]

[Kris] Oh…

[all cheering]

-[Kris] Beautiful.
-[Khloe] Ooh.

[Kris] This is pretty.

[all cheering]

[Khloe] Oh, my. Everyone up.

Look, we can go dance.
We can do it together.

-[dance music playing]
-Northy, look at you.

[Khloe] Ooh. Come on, King.

[man laughing]

[Khloe] Whoo!

[Kris] Kourtney, do you want to dance?

[Kourtney] I'm not a good dancer.

[Tyga] You got a disclaimer.

[Khloe] Yay!

[all cheering]

-[Kris] Thank you.
-Say adios.

-[Kourtney] Can I Snapchat Mike?
-[Jen] Cute.

And say when Mr. Mike Rosenthal

is in Costa Rica.

Well, then I need to snap you, too.

Jen and Mike, when Mr. Mike Rosenthal

is in Costa Rica…

[Jen] I'm his assistant.

[Kourtney] We need
a late- night photo sh**t.

[Mike] She a hard worker.

[Kourtney laughs]

[Kylie] Kourtney,

are you naked under this?

[Kourtney] Yeah.

[Kylie] So you really are getting naked?

[Kourtney] Yes!

What do you mean?

Kylie, I bet you can't fight.

Let's have, like, a fake fight, okay?

Just to see.

[Kylie] Okay. Fake fight.

[laughs]

[Kourtney] Wait, there's nothing

under my robe.

Ow!

[Kylie] This is not a fake fight.

[Kourtney] I have your vag*na!

[Kylie] This is not a fake fight!

You punched me in my tit!

Ow!

-[Kourtney] Okay, what?
-[Khloe] Kourtney…

Do your sh**t and focus.

[Kourtney] Oh, sorry.

[Friend] Kourt, take it off.

[Kourtney] Okay.

[Khloe] Kourtney!

[all cheering]

You're naked!

[Kim whoops]

[Jen] Get a bit more naked.

[Kylie] Can you take
your Cartier bracelets off?

[Kourtney laughs]

-[Mike] Beautiful.
-[Khloe] This is so good.

-[Mike] Oh, my God.
-[Khloe] So good.

[Jen] Kourt, you are giving life
right now.

[Kourtney] I'm just doing

what I've always loved to do.

[Khloe] I honestly was worried about you

after Penelope.

I did think, like, she's gone.

Worried for my soul?

Yeah. Now, she's YOLO'ing it up,

[bleep] b*mb-ass body, naked in the pool.

And your sisters should be afraid of you.

[Kourtney snaps]

[Friend] Oh, my God! It's so good.

[Kylie] Wait, let me see.

[Mike] So…

[Kylie] What the [bleep].
I want to get in.

[Khloe] Kylie is getting jealous,

you guys.

[Kylie] I'm so jealous!

[Khloe] Yes!

[dance music playing]

[Joe] You ready?

We're gonna do the side. Cool.

One, two, three. Kim.

-[Khloe] Oh, Kim's here?
-Have we started?

Last night was the first night

I had nightmares.

[Khloe] About what?

[Kim] Just, like, about scary stuff.

[Khloe] Well, I'm sorry. That's not good.

[Kim] I started having a nightmare,

and then I was like, "Wake up."

And I, like, woke up…

[Khloe] I do those dreams.

Those are, like, more night terrors.

When, like, you can't wake up,

and you know you…

you know you're dreaming.

-And you're just, like…
-I couldn't, but I got up.

But I was, like, in it for a while.

But is it from your… trauma?

Not that specifically,

but a new one.

Because maybe your court date's coming up?

-Yeah.
-You probably have

anxiety you don't know about.

Yeah.

I have to fly to New York

to meet with the French judge

to give my whole testimony.

But I didn't really realize

how much it would affect me.

I just don't know
if I'll be able to relive

that night of what happened.

So, I'm just super anxious.

[upbeat music playing]

[Khloe] Hi, P.

Can I have a hug good morning?

You look so beautiful.

[Penelope] Thank you.

[Khloe] You're welcome.

[Kim] Hey, everyone,

I'm getting in the car and I'm leaving.

[Kourtney] All right,
let's get everyone to pack it up.

[Khloe] Thank you so much. Thank you.

And I'll see you soon hopefully.

I did have a great trip
and I definitely would want to come

back here,

but probably
with a different group of people.

-Good for you.
-Yeah.

I'm happy for you.

[Khloe] I would go with you.

You and I have a good time together.

Yeah.

Good one, "Yeah."

I could literally just sit here

and be you.

-[imitates Kourtney] Yeah.
-[Kourtney chuckles]

-Thank you so much.
-It was a pleasure to have you.

[Khloe] Hello.

[Kris] Hi.

You guys, that was the best.

[Khloe] Yeah.

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Northy, do you want to help me?

Which outfit should Saint wear?

Should he wear this one…

or this one?

[North] I like this coat,

and these shoes and this shirt.

Oh, but I was either thinking

this whole outfit here,

or this outfit here.

-I don't like that one.
-[knock on door]

[Kim gasps] Someone's here.
You want to get the door?

-[North] Mm-hmm.
-Okay, you go. You go.

Oh, my goodness.

My black swan.

[Jonathan] Hello.

[Kim] Say, "Hey!"

Oh, my God,

look who's the prettiest girl

in the whole wide world and New York City.

I'm, like, in my sweats.

-I like this jacket.
-Thank you.

I feel like I haven't seen you in a month.

[Jonathan] So, tell me why you're here,

I don't understand.
You're on trial here? I'm so confused.

No, we're here

because the judge needs me to… like,

they're still
in the investigation process,

so basically, they're gonna show me
pictures of everyone.

But you never saw their faces.

-Just voices?
-Yeah.

But I don't know what it'll trigger

when I, like, look at them.

Just knowing that they caught them

and that they will possibly bring photos,

I think, um,

that's just what gives me
the most anxiety,

is just to put faces

with the terror

that I, you know… went through

and just have to, like, put
all the pieces together now.

They're gonna have, like, weapons charges,

attempted m*rder…

-[Jonathan] Kidnapping.
-[Kim] Robbery and kidnapping.

[Jonathan] Is there gonna be,
like, one trial for them?

[Kim] There'll be a trial.
The judge is going to ask me to go,

but in the trial, they'll get an actress

that will be-- play me,

and actors to play the robbers,

and they have to act it all out

and have us watch it.

[Stephanie] Is that a normal thing?

-[Kim] I have no idea.
-[Stephanie] This sounds wild.

-[Kim] Right?
-[Stephanie] I've never heard

of something like this.

[Kim] And then we have to tell them
if that's what happened.

They want to feel the trauma of, like,
what's really gone on.

Oh, my God.

I think that they'll get bigger sentences
if you're at the sentencing.

I just don't feel safe,

I don't feel-- you know what I mean?

Like, why would I go
put myself through that?

[Jonathan] I think
you should [bleep] them.

Put those ass[bleep] in jail
for a long time,

which they deserve.

[Kim] I'm just nervous

if I have to, like, look at them
in their face…

-[Jonathan] You could do it.
-…In court.

I definitely respect their system

and they were so great
at finding everyone.

And I'm so willing to help

in any way that I can,

but having to reenact that night of what
happened,

I just don't know
if I would feel comfortable doing that.

[piano theme playing]

[car horns honking]

[dramatic music playing]

[car horn honks]

[cameras shutter clicking]

[line ringing]

[Kris over phone] Hey.

Hey, what are you doing?

Just, uh, getting online

'cause Kylie has a launch

in a couple minutes.

Oh, fun.

Yeah.

Um, so I just finished

with my court date.

What happened?

I was there

until, like, literally from 10:00 a.m.

until 6:00 p.m.

Oh, geez, honey, I'm so sorry

you have to go through that.

It was just a really long thing

because, like, you have to explain it

to a translator, then the translator

has to explain it to the judge.

Then she writes it with the clerk,

then they have to read what you wrote.

You have to do it sentence by sentence.

Going in there, I was so worked up

wanting to, like, explain it so quickly

and you just can't do that.

You just have to, like, be really slow

and walk through the entire night,

like, second by second.

And that was just really hard.

So they showed me pictures of all of them.

[Kris] Oh, wow.

But, like, one guy

admitted to driving them,

and then, one inside admitted it.

I think it was really interesting

to see the faces of everyone.

Just by their height and weight,

I could tell who, from this lineup,

was in the room with me.

I was able to see who confessed.

One of them was the guy

that was in the room with me,

and it was very interesting

to hear his story.

And it was pretty similar to my story.

Of course, there was, like, a few things

that they're not saying

to get lesser charges.

But they were pretty honest

and did tell most of the story

exactly like how it happened.

So, um… you know, it's just--

it's really interesting to see

what their side of the story is,

and to hear the background information

about how they had been following me

and how they attempted to rob me

the last time I was in Paris.

But my husband was with me,

and there was too many people around me.

So, to hear that come out of their mouths,

you know, I had an idea

like, "Oh my God, my, you know, husband

just gave me a new ring,

and so they saw it,

and I posted it on social media."

Like, they had been following me

from the year before.

And so, what I had in my mind

of how the whole thing happened

was really different,

and it just is so scary to know

that this would have happened to me

at some point.

So I'm just, like, I'm really happy

that I got it over with

and it's, like, done.

Because, no matter what,

it would have happened to me. It just--

my awareness now of my surroundings

is so different and so heightened,

and, you know,
I'm honestly, like, thankful

for this experience

and that I have all the insider info

and background information now

on how they plotted and planned this,

so that I can prepare and protect myself

even more in the future.

[Kris] I'm sorry
you had to go through that, honey,

I really am.

It's all right,

one step closer to it being over.

Yep.

All right, I love you.

Okay, love you. Bye.

Coming up next week…

When's the last time
you've gone to Palm Springs?

[tires screeching]

Kourtney, you might be

the worst driver I've ever met.

Kourtney is a horrible driver.

Oh, [bleep].

The car broke down.

What are you doing?

I'm pushing, I'm really strong.

[car horn honks]

Oh, shut up, [bleep]!

Wait, what is this?

I got a letter from a royal family,

requesting to purchase my eggs.

Okay, now, that's weird.

Don't count me out yet.

[both laugh]
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