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Buddy: I love you.
You are my best friend.
- (Giggles) Oh, Buddy.
You're my best friend too.
- Everyone likes you. - Oh, stop it.
(Beeps)
- Where did you get that haircut?
It looks very expensive
and frames your face perfectly.
- (Giggles) Cut it out, you.
- Cody, is that a toy from home?
You know that's against the rules.
- But Chef, Buddy isn't just a toy.
He's my new best friend.
I finally have a friend!
- Aw... that's the saddest thing I ever heard.
Now put it in your cubby or it goes in the trash.
- Well, if I can't spend the day with Buddy...
can I spend it with you?
- On second thought, keep the doll.
- Yayyyy!
- No way, you own one of those Buddy things?
(Laughs)
That reeks of desperation.
- You couldn't be wronger.
Buddy's the best buddy,
just like it says in the commercial.
- Don't listen to him, Cody.
- Yeah, Duncan's just jealous cause, thanks to Buddy,
you technically have more friends than him now.
- Oh, noooo! I don't have a robot doll friend
filled with prerecorded compliments
it'll say to anyone who presses a button
on it's plastic torso.
I'm super jealous.
- (Gasp) He admitted it!
- Um, it's called snarkasm. Sheesh.
(Stomach growls) - I need to poop.
Can you watch Buddy for me?
I don't want anything to happen to him.
- Sure. - Okay.
- Thanks. He's so precious.
He means everything to me.
I'd be lost without him. my best frien--
(Farts) My poop is starting, I should go.
- We'll keep him safe. - Oh no, oh no!
- Buddy is so real,
it's kinda creepy. (Beeps)
- You complete me.
- Oh. I see why Cody likes this guy.
- Let me try! (Beeps)
- If only candy were as sweet as you.
- Hot diggity.
It's a sh*t of self esteem right to my gut.
Gimme more!
- You gotta be kidding me!
No way was that enjoyable. (Beeps)
- I'll always have your back, bro.
- Huh. That actually felt... good.
(Beeps) - You look great today.
- Today!? What do you mean today?
You saying there are days I don't look good?!
Huh, HUH?
- Easy, Duncan.
I don't think Buddy meant it that way.
- Fine. I'll give 'em one more chance.
This better be good.
(Beeps) - Oh no!
- Playing with you is fun! - Whew!
I thought that was gonna go real bad.
(Sparks, energy zapping)
- That kinda real bad? - Yeah.
- HEY! That's Doctor Baby Magnet Face,
toddler scientist who gained magnet face abilities
in a freak accident and uses his powers to fight crime!
Get off of him!
(Zapping)
- Time flies when I'm with you!
(Splashes) (Sparks, distorted speech)
- Or that kinda real bad? - Yeaaah...
- You're my b-b-bissst frennnnnn...
- Oh no. No, no, no.
Speak to me, Buddy! SPEAK TO ME!
- (Sparks) - He's gone.
- YOU DESTROYED HIM!
HIM and his SWEET, SWEET words!
- You owe Cody a big apology!
- ME?! He asked you two to watch his doll.
So in a way... this is all your fault.
- He's right. Buddy broke on our watch.
How're we gonna tell Cody?!
We won't have to. I can fix this.
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(Bolts clink)
- Ohh, now I see the problem...
I have no idea what I'm doing. - What!?
- I say we jump a train and high tail it outta town.
(Toilet flushes)
- (Humming)
- It's too late! Whaddowedoo?!
- I have an idea! Just go with it!
Beth: Wha? No-Stop- (Muffled struggles)
- Thanks for watching Buddy.
Hey, where's Beth? - I'm in here--
- (Loudly) BETH HAD TO GO.
IT'S JUST ME AND BUDDY HERE.
RIGHT, BUUUUDDY?
- O-KAY. WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUD?
IS MY NANA HERE?
- Oh, was I talking loud? Sorry.
Hey, let's see what Buddy has to say.
(Beeps)
- You're such a... good friend.
- Aww. Thanks, Buddy.
Let's go play.
- You're coming too, genius.
- Oh, um, okay...
- This sure is fun. Right, Buddy?
(Beeps)
- Your tea parties are straight fire.
- OH! (Chuckles) That's a new one.
Here, Buddy, have hot tea.
- No wait Cody! That'll burn herr... HIM!
- Don't worry, Chef wouldn't let me boil water to make tea,
so this is just hot sauce.. Bottoms up!
- Owen, help me!
(Alarm bell sounds) Ahhhhhhh!
- I-I think Buddy needs something to cool it down.
Maybe some honey!
(Squirts, relieved sigh)
- Uh-oh. Honey attracts animals.
(Curious chitter)
- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (Raccoon chitters)
- (Beth screams)
- Yay, chubby kitty dance party!
(Disco music plays)
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- Oh boyyyy...
(Gasp) I have an idea! Be right back!
- Shoo! Shoo! Oh, that was scary,
but you did great. Way to go Beth!
- Get me outta this thing!
- Ready for more fun?!
- Oh, we sure are! - Great!
'Cause I just built a new ramp for us to play with.
(Music sting)
- (Gasps) - (Whimpers)
- When did you build this?
You were only gone for seconds.
- I'm a good constructioneer. Ready, Buddy?
- Uh... maybe Buddy doesn't want to do this.
Maybe she'd--he'd rather nap
or... get a rabies sh*t.
- No. He loves stunts! Right, Buddy?
(Beeps) - Buddy wants... to live.
- Yeah, livin' to the max!
WHOA! Wha-wha-AAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHH!
(Satellites beep, Beth pings) (Beth whimpers)
- Don't worry, I'll catch you!
- Ahhhhhhh! (Crashes)
- Nice one, Buddy!
- You wait here, I'll get him.
Beth: OWWW! - Beth! Talk to me!
- No more. I can't take it.
- Oh, Beth, I know this has been hard on both of us,
but think of Cody.
- Hard on both of us? Both of us?!
(Grunts)
Well, guess what, bucko?!
It's your turn to be Cody's Buddy.
- Me? (Giggles)
I don't think I'd even fit. - Won't know until we try!
Owen: (Shrieks) Help!
(Fighting grunts)
- Buddy? Are you okay? - OOF!
- There's my Buddy!
AGH! Boy, you are a lot heavier than I remember.
- Let's have some crazy fun with Buddy!
- Oh hi Beth. Where's Owen?
- He said he had to take a whiz.
- Nice! Wanna have some fun Buddy?
(Beeps)
- Uh, you are my best friends...
and you will be very gentle with me?
- Aw, of course we will.
- Or not. Let's play!
- (Screams) (Thud)
- Are you sure this isn't too fast?
- It's perfect.
Just keep your foot pushed all the way down on the gas.
- HELLLLPPPPP! (Engine roars)
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YES! Pillow Truck!
Noooooooo! (Snapping sounds)
OW! AH! TOO SNAPPY! OW! OW!
- I think I caught something!
- Way to go! Good job, Cody.
- Look! Buddy caught something too.
Uh... Buddy need helllllp!
(Splash, gurgling)
(Snarling)
(Bubbly scream)
- What fun! (Gasp)
Now I wanna make Buddy ride a pony!
Be right back!
- Beth, you were right.
Being Cody's Buddy really hurts.
I'm sorry I put you in here!
Please, I need to get out.
- Alrighhht, I think you've learned your lesson.
So if neither of us is willing to risk gettin' back
into the Buddy suit, what're we gonna do?
- (Sighs) I guess we have to tell Cody the truth.
- You know what burns my britches?
A) I don't know what britches are,
and B) If anyone should be in this suit
getting hurt it's-- - Hey ding-dong-dumdums,
whatcha been doing all day?
Whoa! You hollowed it out?
Ohhhh man, I could fit inside there
and Cody would never know!
- Duncan wait, we already did that and it was--
- AWESOME. So super awesome.
- I'm gonna mess with Cody so bad.
Whatever happens, don't tell him it's me in here.
- Oh, don't worry, we won't. - Hehehe.
Cody: Urgh!
Come! ON! Pony!
- (Snarling)
- OW! OW-WAIT-OW-OW-NO-OW! - Haya! Buddy!
You ride that pony! - (Snarling)
- Wow. We got out at the right time.
- Should we be trying to stop this?
- Hm. Let's think about that... for several minutes.
(Bear roars, Duncan moans)
- Whayt juss hhhhhappin...?
- Duncan?! - Uh-oh.
- Guess it's time to come clean.
- (Gasps) Duncan was Buddy this whole time?
Duncan is my best friend!
- (Dazed) Nooo.
- Let's go play, real best friend!
- Well... that worked out perfectly for everyone.
- It really did! (Duncan screaming)
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03x04 - Weekend at Buddy's
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.