02x03 - No Brainer

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Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 16:
No Brainer

I don't believe it!

Actually, I do believe it!

Sometimes that hedgehog makes me so mad!

Hedgehog. Priority one.

Hedgehog. Priority one.

Way cool!

Sorry, I'm late, Sal, but I had to-

Sonic, I cannot believe

that you would jeopardize our mission for a stupid chili dog.

A chili dog? Moi?

Oops.

Don't tell me you forgot to check the blind drop.

Okay.

Okay what?

I won't tell you I forgot to check the blind drop.

Chill, Sal! I'll be back in a flash.

Am I cool or what?

You're "what".

Oh my gosh, listen to this:

"Cancel mission, Robotnik has moved Roboticizer."

"When I find out where, I'll let you know."

Man, that drags big time.

What now, Sally girl?

Go back to Knothole and wait.

Not my best event.

You guys go ahead, I've got some stuff to do.

Sonic, you're not going after another chili dog!

Chili dog? Moi?

Silly girl...

And be sure to replace the paper towels

with those soft ones I like.

Yes, sir.

Decisions, decisions.

Good evening, sir.

Listen closely, Snively.

I'm leaving now to eradicate that little freedom fighter uprising

in the Northern frontier.

Very good, sir.

And while I'm away,

I want you to take care of things.

Or you'll end up as the paperweight I always wanted.

Understood?

Perfectly, sir!

Good.

Have a nice trip, sir.

Miserable toad.

Get along, little doggie!

The hedgehog is hungry.

Through the teeth and past the old gums,

look out, tummy, here it-

Keep moving. Keep moving.

Alpha Patrol on route to Roboticizer.

Request clearance.

To Roboticizer?

Breaker-echo-red-zero-zero-niner.

I'm outta here.

Come on, metal head!

Oh, so you wanna play hardball, huh?

Check this!

Now what did that Bot-brain say?

There you go!

Breaker-echo-red-zero-zero-niner.

No. Please, let me go!

Specimen ready for phase one robotisation.

I don't think so, pal.

Yo, tin head! Neaner, neaner, neaner!

Hedgehog alert.

- Excuse me.
- Hedgehog alert.

Mondo rude.

Go for it, guys!

Outta here!

Hey, wanna boogie?

You're ugly and so are all your friends.

Roboticizer offline. Roboticizer offline.

Roboticizer offline. Roboticizer offline.

Roboticizer offline.

Fools! Must I do everything?

Hang on!

We're outta here in a Sonic sec.

Hedgehog alert. Hedgehog alert.

Thank you, Sonic.

You hit him with a memory scrambler?

Correct. Probability of temporary memory loss: 99.9 percent.

Excellent. Where is the hedgehog now?

Subject has exited facility.

Location unknown. Unknown.

Oh, well. What a lovely site.

You there! What's your name?

I don't know.

Well, not to worry, friend.

You're with me now.

Oh, I just know something has happened.

He's never been this late.

Now, Sally girl, that sugarhog can take care of himself.

You're probably right, Bunnie. I just-

What's that?

Ooh, hello, ma. I'm home!

Dulcy! Did you see anything?

Sure. I saw an owl, some trees and uh...

Sonic? Did you see Sonic?

Sorry. I looked everywhere, too.

Something is really wrong.

I gotta tell Uncle Chuck.

It'll be alright, Sally girl. We'll find him.

Princess Sally! She is the leader of the Freedom Fighters.

A band of trouble makers, remember?

Sally. Trouble maker. Got it.

You infiltrated this group to bring me information.

You are Sonic the Hedgehog.

And I am Snively the Great!

You are Snively the Great.

I don't like the sound of this.

Any news?

Well, there's one place we haven't checked. The holding room.

The holding room?

What in the world?

It's where Robotnik keeps the prisoners waiting to be robotocized.

Oh, no.

I'll check it out.

No, Uncle Chuck. We'll check it out.

Identification.

Proceed.

These were full yesterday.

What if Sonic has already been robotocized?

I would have heard. Robotnik would never keep that a secret.

Then where is he?

Here's another one:

How many workerbots does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know.

All of them!

Just go due north!

Knothole is somewhere in the Great Forest.

When you find it, radio back the coordinates!

Gotcha, pal!

What have they done to him?

Some kind of mind control.

Go back to Knothole and warn the others!

I'll snoop around here.

You say I can run fast?

Extremely fast.

- But how do...
- Trust me, friend!

Now go. Find Knothole!

No, no. That way!

That's it, Dulcy girl! Keep it straight! Keep it straight!

Keep it straight. Keep it straight.

Dulcy!

Watch where you're going!

Oh, boy.

Hold on, Sally! I think we're gonna land.

I'm coming home, ma.

Where are you, hedgehog?

Somewhere in the Great Forest.

Keep going! A Freedom Fighter will find you. Trust me!

And Snively is using some kind of mind control on Sonic,

so he'll reveal where Knothole is.

I am always knowing that Sonic has spelled much big trouble.

Can it, Antoine!

Hey, where's Tails?

In the lookout tower.

Oh my gosh! We gotta warn him!

Sonic! Alright!

Sonic, wait up!

Who's there?

Sonic, you're back!

We were worried about you.

You're Tails.

Of course.

Are you okay?

Sure.

Hey, wanna race to Knothole?

I can't now, I'm on lookout.

Very good, hedgehog. Very good.

Forget that! You're with me.

Uh...

Okay.

But I get a head start.

Wouldn't have it any other way, big guy.

Too late, Sally. He's gone.

He'd never leave his post.

Maybe he's with Sonic.

Goodbye!

Well, well.

Home, sweet Knothole.

Bingo, bingo, bingo! Yes!

Ready the as*ault force!

Tonight Snively the Great destroys Knothole.

Sonic, are you okay?

You never fall.

I guess I'm tired. I'll just grab a nap.

A nap? You never take naps.

Hey, even hedgehog need a little beauty sleep.

Yo, Sonic, that's Sally's hut.

Uh, I knew that.

And that's Dulcy's.

Just testing you, big guy.

I bet you don't know which one is mine!

Of course I do.

That one.

Right again, little buddy.

Weird.

Tails, have you seen Sonic?

He's taking a nap.

I didn't know Sonic took naps.

That's 'cause he's not the real Sonic.

What do you mean?

Dulcy, you explain it!

Yo, Snively the Great! My main man! This is Sonic, over?

Greetings, my friend!

I assume you've rounded up the Freedom Fighters?

Not exactly.

Now listen, you incompetent little...

I mean, Sonic, dear, dear boy. Time is of the essence here.

I'll be in Knothole shortly,

and I want those Freedom Fighters rounded up!

Get to work, buddy!

Over and out!

Hurry! Snively is on his way, and we got to get Sonic back to normal.

Somehow.

Because of why? It is to his blame that we are in this terrible trouble, so I-

Shut up, Antoine!

Sally! Hey! Where is everybody?

Hello!

We'll soon see who will be a paper weight!

Is he in for a large surprise.

Power booster added, sir.

Perfect! The Freedom Fighters will never know what hit them.

Prepare to land!

Prepare, Freedom Fighters, to kiss the feet of Snively the Great!

They did what?

Disappeared. The whole joint is empty.

Then they're hiding somewhere.

Activate heat sensors!

And Snively's planning to use a memory scrambler

on all of you, like he did with Sonic.

A memory scrambler?

It temporarily erases your memory.

For how long?

I'm not sure.

But we can bring him out of it with a power ring.

That's a problem.

The next one is due in two minutes, we'll never make it.

I can make it, Aunt Sally!

Attaboy, Tails!

Good job, honey!

Aunt Sally?

We need you to do one more thing, Tails.

Are you up to it?

No problem!

What is it you are seeing, Dulcy?

Antoine, put a cork in it!

Ah, oui, oui, oui. I can do that.

Uh oh!

Bingo. Bingo!

You have five seconds to come out with your hands up.

One, two, three, four, five.

Uh, what a great pleasure I am to see you, Mr. Snibbely.

You know, I am being held prisoner against my will and I-

Where is Princess Sally?

Wouldn't you like to know, shrimp boat!

Very well, big mouth. Take that!

Hi, ma, I don't remember a thing.

How's it going, pal?

Hedgehog, find the princess! Now!

No problem, bud.

This is X-Ray Leader, launch Delta Bravo!

Repeat, launch Delta Bravo!

Sonic!

Sally wants to see you, Sonic.

Hello, Sonic.

Who are you?

We're your friends.

Come back to us, Sonic! You're our leader!

No. Snively the Great is my only friend.

Here! Catch!

What's this?

Yeah, yeah!

Here he comes.

Sonic, is it really you?

The real deal, Sal.

Now here's the plan, Sonic.

While Sally and I reprogram the Stealth-Bots,

you take care of Snively and the Swat-Bots.

No prob, Unc.

Good luck!

Sonic! I'm glad you're back.

Me too.

You know, I am thinking, Snibbely the Great.

That this is not in my job descriptioning, n'est pas?

And to be working pour vous I am too grateful.

Quiet, you little twit!

Quando, quando, quando.

Alright, you Freedom Fighters. Who's next?

You are, pal!

What are you-

Who are you?

I'm Sonic the Magnificent.

There!

Delta Bravo, this is command.

Return to base! Repeat, return to base!

Code word required too abort mission.

Target locked on. 60 seconds.

Fiftynine, fiftyeight, fiftyseven...

We need the mission abort code.

Nothing.

I've got it!

R

RO

- That's it!
ROD

- That's it!
RODE

- That's it!
RODEN

RODENT

Delta Bravo, this is command.

Abort "rodent"!

Repeat,

abort "rodent"!

Abort "rodent".

Confirmed. Return to base.

Yes!

Listen up, friend! This is Robuttnik.

A bottom dwelling, scum sucker who's lower than a snake's belly.

Robuttnik. Bottom dweller.

Hey, Unc, Snittly ever gonna get his memory back?

Eventually. But don't worry, he won't remember where Knothole is.

It was the ship's guidance system that got him there.

And I'm taking that out right now.

Cool.

Okay, Sally?

And that's it!

Knothole's coordinates are in the Great Swamp.

See ya, shrimp boat!

Bye, old buddy. I mean, Sonic the Magnificent!

Snively!

Robuttnik! You bottom dwelling scum sucker!

Why I do believe that it's time for that paper weight I've always wanted?

Any last words, Snively?

Sir, sir! I found... I found Knothole!

You found Knothole?

Yes, sir.

And I can take you there right now.

My patience

is wearing thin, Snively!

Where is Knothole?

Just a little farther, sir.

I do hope you're right, Snively!

It'll never happen again. I'm quite sure I know where it is.

Just stick with me for another moment!

It's somewhere over here to the right, maybe to the left.

It frightens me to think what would happen if you're wrong!