02x06 - Omelet Challenge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Valeria". Aired: 8 May 2020 – 2 June 2023.*
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Set in Madrid, the plot revolves around Valeria, a writer who feels that something is missing in her marriage and writing.
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02x06 - Omelet Challenge

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♪ C'est quoi ton nom? ♪

♪ Code Princess ♪

♪ T'as quel âge? ♪

♪ Qu'est-ce que ça peut te faire? ♪

- ♪ Tu veux un cachou? ♪
- ♪ Whoo... ♪


IMPOSTOR, PART TWO
BY VALERIA FÉRRIZ

♪ J'ai fumé du pote, c'est marrant...

BEAUTIFUL FLAT
OPPOSITE THE PRADO MUSEUM

♪ Tu sais? ♪

- ♪ Non, j'sais pas ♪
- ♪ Whoo! J'ai tâté du kif aussi, bof ♪


♪ Pis y a toujours ces hippies
J'supporte pas... ♪


...ADRIÁN AND I d*ed SLOWLY.

♪ Ils sont là à traîner
Ils sentent vraiment mauvais... ♪


WE ORGANIZE YOUR EVENT

♪ ...vert et mauve
Toute la journée ♪


♪ Quand j'ouvre les yeux c'est... ♪

♪ Tu veux un cachou? ♪

♪ Avec mon chien Otis
Je le sors le matin ♪


♪ Et on vole tous les deux
Jusqu'à la plage, c'est super beau ♪


♪ Je reste assise sur le sable
Une heure ou deux avec tous mes copains ♪


♪ Ceux dans ma tête, et ceux de la plage ♪

♪ De temps en temps
On branche un tourne-disques ♪


♪ Et là, sur la plage, on danse ♪

♪ Tu veux un cachou? ♪

♪ Non merci, je ne suis pas très drogue ♪

- Whoops!
- [Valeria] I'm not sure what I'm touching.

- [Carmen] Here it comes.
- [Nerea] I don't know about that.

- [Valeria] Look!
- [Carmen] Looks delicious!

- [Lola] Please, let me get my fork in.
- [Nerea] Wait, I want a piece.

- [Lola] Come on!
- [Nerea] Let me get in there.

- [Carmen] It looks delicious.
- Jesus. Come on, come on.

- [Carmen] Look, that's the end. One sec.
- Let's see.

- [Nerea] It's pretty good.
- Mmm. Mmm!

- Mm! An eight.
- [Carmen] Wait a minute.

Seven point five.

- Mmm. Eight for me too.
- Thank you.

- [Carmen] Really?
- Mm-hmm.

[Nerea] Six.

- It has too much onion in it.
- Huh?

Don't be an onion hater.
You'll bring down our average.

To find the best omelet in Madrid,
we have to be picky.

- But...
- [Valeria] Look.

- Look at it. Look at it.
- Poor thing, look.

Look at it.
See how It's looking at you. Look at it.

- Six point five.
- [Lola] Hey!

Okay! With this one, this year's
omelet challenge has started!

- [all cheer]
- What an omelet has united...

- Cheers!
- ...no onion can divide.

♪ Je reste assise sur le sable
Une heure ou deux... ♪


- Look me in the eyes. Look me in the eyes.
- ♪ ...sur la plage ♪

BASED ON THE NOVELS BY ELÍSABET BENAVENT

- Well, well, well, this looks good, huh?
- Four slices, please.

- Looks good.
- It's on me.

- For my new apartment with Borja.
- You signed?

Well, almost. Today, we're seeing the
first one, and I think it'll be the last.

Shouldn't you see
more than one before you decide?

Look, I don't need to see more omelets
to know this one is the best one.

It's the same with apartments for me.

Oh. Mm...

Mm. Oh, sh*t.

- [Lola laughing]
- f*ck.

This won't happen
with my apartment, okay?

[Valeria] And what about you,
Miss Free as a Bird?

- Seen Carlos again?
- Yes, I saw him on Monday.

- On Tuesday, Miguel. On Thursday, Dani.
- [bicycle bell rings]

On Friday, Javi, and Dani again.

- [Nerea] How do you keep up with all that?
- What do you think her red planner's for?

- Mmm!
- [Lola] No details,

- because I'm a classy lady.
- But?

But I can assure you that this omelet

is not the best thing
I've had in my mouth this week.

That's too much!

- Okay? We're eating.
- Right. Excuse me.

- You and Olga meet up to knit.
- Well, I haven't seen her for a while.

Why? Has something happened?

No it's just that I've been busy
since I went freelance.

I guess she has, too.
We haven't spoken.

I need another beer
to get this omelet down.

[Valeria] It's drier than I am.

That bad, huh?

I'm having a tough time
getting this second novel started,

and I'm a little bit nervous.

When I'm nervous, I get writer's block,
so I can't write.

- If I can't write, I get nervous...
- We get it.

- Let me give you freelancer advice.
- You only just started a week ago.

But I've got my sh*t
more together than you.

Boom! In your face.

If you work from home,
you have to establish a routine,

- with working hours, like in an office.
- [Carmen] Set an alarm

so you start at the same time every day.

- Yeah, but set it before ten a.m.
- Come on!

Hey, and exercise is good for clarity,

- so maybe we could go running together.
- Exercising? Me?

I'm still hurting from the time

- we did that yoga, the bat yoga.
- Seriously?

Okay, but you have to get organized.

Set a schedule.
Whatever you do, don't write in pajamas.

- Why?
- [Carmen] Yes.

If you don't change as soon as you get up,
you'll never get dressed.

You have to be committed.
Half-assing it only works for omelets.

- [Carmen] Ugh, it's stuck.
- [Lola] Another round.

Look! Baby, have you see this?

Views over all the roofs in Madrid.

- There's the Lollipop! See it?
- Yes.

- Yeah, I see it.
- [woman] Isn't it a gorgeous view?

It's a very spacious flat
that features lots of natural light.

- All facing out.
- [gasps]

- No, no, you had me at "spacious."
- [both laugh]

- Not so much... It was bigger in the photos.
- [Carmen squeals]

- Baby!
- No, it wasn't bigger.

Look at this!
There's not one tap, there are two!

- [water running]
- See?

[shrieks]

[gasps] Little birds.

- Does it have central heating?
- Yes, sure.

Uh... uh... Sorry, no. it doesn't.

- Natural gas.
- I hate gas.

- That's pretty expensive, huh?
- Baby.

And the kitchen's not hidden
in a cupboard. Come on!

Yeah, it's big,
but who's gonna clean all this? Me?

It also has phone jacks in every single
room, and three in the living room.

Great! If we travel back to the '90s,
it'll be perfect, then.

- Borja.
- Move-in is first month's rent,

plus an additional two months' deposit.

Two months? What? No. What, we have
to pay for you to show us the apartment?

No, this isn't the apartment.

- No way.
- Okay.

- Look. Uh...
- No.

- Can we talk over there for a second?
- Sure.

Can you excuse us for a minute? Thanks.

I was under the impression you liked
the apartment when I showed you the ad.

- Yeah, well, but it's a big down payment.
- Right?

We should keep looking.

- Better if we think for a few days.
- In a couple of days, this'll be rented.

- Hm!
- We'll look for another one. No problem.

It's not that easy to find an apartment
with these features at this price.

- See?
- We've only been to one place.

When it's the right one, you know it.
You can feel it.

Can you please let me talk
to my girlfriend in private?

What for? Huh?

So you can keep finding fault
with everything? I'm not in the mood.

I'm so sorry for wasting your time.

I'm going to work, okay?
I'll talk to you later.

- [door closes]
- Did I do something wrong?

Do you want to see where to park, or...

Didn't you see that?

[sung in Spanish] ♪ I finally had it all

- ♪ And I gave you everything...
- [door closes]

♪ You finally needed me ♪

- [sighs]
- ♪ And then you never had me in mind... ♪

- Hi.
- Can you take this in for me, please?

Sure.

So. You're finally gracing us
with your presence.

Sorry, but it's not like that.

- I called you, too.
- Sure. After days of ignoring me.

I texted you, telling you why.
I was busy working.

- Well, now I'm the one who's busy working.
- But, Olga...

- Wait. Let me explain... Olga!
- Class is starting.

Everyone, get to your stations.

We're going to paint a still life.

We'll use acrylic for color, okay?

Let's start with pencils.

Um, remember to keep in mind
everything I told you last week.

♪ And I also looked... ♪

Just lightly when using pencil.

♪ And I knew what was going to happen ♪

♪ Things were also
Going well for me, too ♪


♪ I figured it all out... ♪

Valeria, fix your heating.
It's as cold as Laponia.

Yeah, I know.

There's no rush, right? That's why
we live in a Mediterranean climate.

Umm... Okay.

Anyway, so, how's it going
with the second novel?

Bad.

- Come on. I'm sure it's not that bad.
- Yeah.

No, Lola! No. No.

Don't look at it. Don't look at it.

- I know what you're like. Don't. Don't!
- "Impostor, Part Two."

- Shitty title.
- Give it back.

- Don't. Give it to me...
- I hope the beginning's better...

You've only written the title?

Yes.

- But...
- I told you. I had writer's block.

Val, Val, but...

One paragraph? At least the date, come on!

Well, I'm having trouble figuring out
exactly what I wanna say.

- Phew.
- I'd like this novel to say more about me

and not so much about other people.

Have you spoken to Víctor?

- Not since the fight with Adrián.
- Dude...

It's just that, I don't know why,
but every time I'm with him...

I don't know.

I feel small.

Uh...

Really small.

- Val.
- Yeah, I know, it's my fault.

It's all my fault.
I've always known what Adrián wanted,

and what Víctor doesn't want,

- but I'm...
- You let yourself get swept away,

complaining the entire way.

You can't live your life

- without knowing what you want.
- I'm not complaining.

You have to talk to Víctor.

I love you both,

and there's nothing I want more
than to see you two together, but...

[sighs]

Maybe you're not in the same place.

I have to pee.

Oof!

♪ Les lignes blanches qui défilent... ♪

- [doorbell rings]
- ♪ Quand nous quittons la ville...

[shivering]

Come in. Come in.

Yeah, I bought tea
so I'd have some at home.

- [chuckles]
- I hope it warms you up.

Thank you.

I'm sorry about what happened with Adrián.

But above all, I'm sorry
that I reacted that way with you.

No, don't worry about it.

You've gone through a lot
in a short period of time. It's normal.

That's exactly why
I wanted to talk to you.

Aside from what Adrián said to me,

- I've been thinking about...
- I've been thinking too.

- Yeah?
- Yes.

Okay... Um, well, look, uh...

If I'm being honest with myself,
I think that what I need now is some...

Keys?

The keys to my house.

- For you.
- Uh...

Uh...

- Aren't you gonna say anything?
- It's just...

[sighs] No, I wasn't expecting that.

[chuckles]

I've never given anyone the keys to my
house before. You're the first person.

- But you didn't want to...
- Valeria.

I don't know if I can give you


I want to try to get as close as I can.

Well, then?

Will you accept them?

[chuckles]

[sung in Spanish]
♪ Everything sounds better with you

♪ Everything sounds better
With you ♪


♪ Everything goes quiet
When you look at me ♪


♪ Everything sounds better with you... ♪

[mouthing]

♪ Everything sounds better with you

[groans]

Mmm...

What?

YOU LOOKED SO PRETTY SLEEPING
THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU.

P.S. ARE YOU REAL?

[thunder rumbling]

[gasps] Ooh.

- [rainfall]
- [shivering]

Uh...

Girls! Who's up for breakfast
at Víctor's pla...

[gasps]

[elevator bell dings]

- [Carmen] You'll spill it.
- [Lola] No.

- Yes.
- I had an accident.

Oh. Okay, don't worry.

- I'll get that.
- Careful, it's hot.

- Come inside.
- [Nerea] Are you okay?

- [Lola] What happened?
- [Nerea] It's cold!

- Hi. Come in.
- [Carmen] Oh, I need to warm myself up.

- [Valeria] Get in.
- [Nerea] This is posh.

Wow. Damn, it sucks seeing this place
before renting my new apartment.

- Now my expectations will be too high.
- How come you're here alone?

Whew!

[Lola] It's gorgeous.

- [gasps]
- Excuse me?

I mean, I'm not going to live with him.
It's just a small gesture

- for me to feel more comfortable.
- [Lola] Wow.

- Letting yourself get swept away.
- Unbelievable.

No, don't even go there.

No. Well, it's not just a key, ladies.

It's a door that's opening for us.

And if it's the beginning of something...

sh*t, Val, you're the image of strength.

And that whole thing about
"finding yourself" is just... "meh," huh?

Better to regret what you've done
than what you've never done at all.

- What's that bullshit?
- A phrase Víctor once said.

Then, oh, surprise, Valeria adopted it
and says it all the time.

I thought you were on my team, you guys
You could be a little happy for me.

Then you'd better start looking
for your own coffee mug phrase.

[chuckles]

- [bleeping]
- [gasps] It's finished.

sh*t.

[Lola] Dude. Your first day with the keys

and it's like a scene
out of a Tarantino movie.

- [all laughing]
- Oh, here's the cup you asked me for.

Dude, it's not funny.
I mean, the stain's never gonna come out.

Maybe you guys can have period sheets,
like you do with old underwear.

Raise your hand if you've never
stained sheets with your period before.

- Mmm.
- Liar!

- Did you try hydrogen peroxide?
- What?

- [Nerea] Let's look for the same sheets.
- Oooh!

- What brand are they?
- Let's see.

- Here, look.
- [Lola] Well?

Three hundred euros?

[laughs] Oh!

f*ck! I'd better get going pronto
on this second novel.

At least write the date.

[Carmen laughs] I mean, come on.
Who uses 300-euro sheets?

If you're just sleeping on them,
you don't even notice it.

[Lola] Víctor's allergic
to certain fabrics.

Just to be safe, he always buys
high-end bedding and underwear.

When he'd sleep at my hotel,
he'd have a rash all over his entire body

when he'd wake up in the morning.

- It was crazy. Poor guy.
- At your hotel?

In general. When he'd stay away
from home. I didn't say at my hotel.

- No.
- [Carmen] Yes, you did.

Oh. Sorry.

Lola?

TWO MONTHS?

THREE MONTHS?

If I told you we'd gone out for
two or three months as a couple,

- you'd have had a fit.
- But you were hooking up.

- Was it for two months or three?
- I don't know.

We're not kids.
Who even keeps track of this weird sh*t?

- Me.
- [Carmen] And me.

Neither. I don't.

Uh, okay, no, uh, besides, I must say

that when she told me about the blow job,
my reaction wasn't exactly great.

- Thank you.
- And that's why you didn't tell me?

- No, no, no. I did tell you.
- No.

Yes. I told you at the time.

You remember that guy I met in Berlin
who I connected with

- more than just sexually?
- [Carmen] Mm-hmm.

Mmm.

But then we ended up f*cking less and less
and talking more and more

and we decided we liked each other

- more as friends than lovers.
- I'm freaking out.

See? A fit.

It wasn't worth telling you, Valeria.

At the beginning,
it seemed like a minor fling.

Then I didn't wanna add to your confusion.

If I had, I bet you wouldn't have
hooked up with him.

Mm-mm.

Uh, yeah, and besides,
that was ages ago, wasn't it?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, exactly.

I'm sure that,
in terms of sexual attraction,

Lola is less than a sexless amoeba
to Víctor.

- Right?
- You nailed it.

- Do you guys smell something burning?
- [bubbling]

- It's the cup!
- Oh, f*ck! f*ck!!

f*ck! sh*t! I b*rned myself!

Ow! Ooh! Ow, ow, ow!

Aaah! Ooh! Oh!

Uhh...

Uh...

- [Nerea] Hi.
- [man] Hi, there.

- I'm Nerea Bernal.
- Yeah, right.

- Where's Olga?
- Up there.

- Oh, thanks.
- You're welcome.

- Hi.
- What are you doing here?

I'm working.

I know.
That's why I signed up for the workshop.

- What?
- I'm one of your students today.

Nerea, come on. It's an advanced class.

- Is it?
- Yes.

Well, I've always been
pretty good at painting.

- Welcome.
- Here?

Yes.

- Coverall.
- Thank you.

I'll leave your materials here, okay?

- Mmm.
- [door buzzer sounds]

- Hello.
- Hel... Uh...

Are you seriously still mad
about the apartment?

- I didn't realize you liked it that much.
- I had already started packing.

I mean, I only packed one box.
I'm not crazy.

It's just, I don't understand it.
You said you loved it in the pictures.

You said it was what we were looking for.

- Suddenly, all you did was complain.
- [phone quacking]

My mother. I'll call her back.

- Is this really about...
- Yes, sir. Mm-hmm.

It's just... The thing is,
I'm a really demanding person.

- No. Look, Borja. This?
- [phone quacking]

This is not being demanding.
But that apartment was perfect.

- [phone quacking]
- What is it?

I just haven't told my parents yet.

So that's what's wrong.

- I will tell them.
- Right.

So you have to ask you parents for
permission to live with your girlfriend?

Come on, you're 30, not 16.

Yeah, but you have to understand.
They're old and I'm their only child.

[phone makes boinging sound]

[sighs] Look, the only thing I understand
is that these all sound like excuses

- not to live with me.
- No.

- No? Right.
- No.

I just need to prepare them
for this kind of news.

- Mm-hmm.
- [boinging sound continues]

I'm sure they'll love you

- when they meet you.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- [boinging]
- Yeah.

- I have to, uh... I have to go, okay?
- Mm-hmm.

[boinging continues]

Mommy?

Yeah, sorry, sorry. I'm coming.

[whispers] Bye.

- [door closes]
- [scoffs]

[sung in Spanish]
♪ It's better if we don't see each other ♪

♪ I prefer you stay far away

♪ The bars on my cage ♪

♪ Were your idea...

It's really good. It's just...

Perhaps you could add
some more shadow here.

Careful with this curve here. But...

the rest is great.

What do you think?

[chuckles] Not bad.

It's... different.

[laughs]

- You're right, I've been a little bit MIA.
- A bit?

But I don't think it's as big a deal
as you're making it out to be.

I'm going to be honest with you.

Your painting is a piece of sh*t.

But there's something good in it.

You've taken a risk with it,
even if you don't have a f*cking clue.

Thank you?

You've taken a risk with your artwork.

You've taken a risk with your career.

Are you going to take a risk with me too?

Well, here I am.

No.

Here you are, avoiding the issue.

Be straight with me, Nerea.

Do you want to be in
a serious relationship with me?

Um... Uh...

Look. Focus on the background.
It's the easiest part.

[sighs]

Hey, hold on.

No, wait, wait.

Let's cook it without oil,
so it'll cook in its own juices.

- Look at you, chef. [chuckles]
- Mmm.

It's a trick Virginia taught me.

Virginia? Your... your friend.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.

JEALOUS?

INSECURITY

[sighs]

So, Víctor, I got my period this morning.

And...

I... I basically destroyed your sheets.

I'm really sorry. I promise
that I'll order you some new sheets.

Well, as soon as
I can save up a bit of money,

or apply for a bank loan,
I suppose. [laughs]

- [sighs]
- You don't have to buy me new sheets.

- You mean it?
- Of course.

I also accidentally b*rned a pot
I was boiling my menstrual cup in.

Did you flood the bathroom,
or are you planning

- on doing that another day?
- No, but I did knock over

a bottle of wine you had, and a glass.

And I broke your spice rack, so there's
no pepper, cinnamon or cloves.

- Or rice.
- Mm-hmm?

It was full of bits of glass. [chuckles]

Hmm.

- Anything else?
- Hmm... No.

I'm sorry.

I mean it. I'm really sorry.

No, don't be sorry.

Just remind me I have to get
better home insurance.

[chuckles] assh*le.

- But I'm gonna keep hold of you.
- Yeah?

Just to prevent you
from destroying anything else. [sighs]

- [glass rattles]
- Ooh! Careful.

- What about the salmon?
- The salmon? You are the salmon.

- [chuckles]
- Mmm.

♪ Tú eres lo más bonito del mundo ♪

♪ Lo más bonito del mundo eres tú ♪

♪ Eres lo más bonito del mundo ♪

♪ Lo más bonito del mundo eres tú ♪

♪ Eres lo más bonito del mundo ♪

♪ Lo más bonito del mundo eres tú ♪

- ♪ Eres lo más bonito... ♪
- [gasps]

He's good at it, isn't he?

- Mmm...
- [sighs]

But, girl, arch your back or something.

Look, like this.

- Oooh!
- ♪ Mira que eres bonita ♪

♪ Uh, que guapa eres ♪

♪ Eres la más bonita
De todas las mujeres ♪


♪ Con ojos de mar, pelo de fuego ♪

♪ Color piel canela y de aliento tierno ♪

♪ Mira que eres linda,

- ♪ Vientre de azaleas, campo de amapolas ♪
- Are you okay?

[record scratch]

- Fine.
- Yeah?

Yeah. Come here.

- Okay.
- Yes.

♪ Tú eres lo más bonito del mundo ♪

♪ Lo más bonito del mundo eres tú ♪

♪ Eres lo más bonito del mundo ♪

♪ Lo más bonito del mundo eres tú...

[Lola] Seriously?

It's a belt buckle, not a safe.
Come on, man.

[buckle rattling]

- Can you do it?
- Huh? Well...

- I should do it? Yeah?
- Yes.

- Okay.
- [chuckles]

♪ Tú eres lo más bonito del mundo ♪

♪ Lo más bonito del mundo eres tú ♪

♪ Eres lo más bonito ♪

♪ Lo más bonito del mundo ♪

♪ Estamos bailando ♪

- ♪ Estamos bailando... ♪
- Missionary position?

- Oh, how disappointing.
- Stop it.

[record scratch]

Nothing. Nothing. Uh...

I'm going to the bathroom
real quick, okay?

[sighs] Phew.

[sighs heavily]

[sighs]

Ah.

Hmm.

[splashing]

♪ They won't destroy her style ♪

- Coitus interruptus.
- Shh!

It's very common.

Although, with me and Víctor,
never happened.

- Leave me alone.
- It's not up to me.

I'm a figment of your imagination.
You have to kick me out.

[groans]

[grunts]

- f*ck.
- Guess I'm staying.

Look. This is totally your fault for not
telling me about you and Víctor.

[scoffs] Right, because
when people tell you things,

you always react
in a very mature and reasonable way.

You and Víctor are just friends now.
You already told me. I know it's true.

Although, I also told you
I didn't have feelings for Sergio

and look what happened.

[sighs heavily]

Something wrong? Are you okay?

I'm a little tired.
I should probably go home.

Why are you leaving like this?
Is it something I said or did?

I got stressed out.

About my novel.

That's it. I have to get back to writing.

That's a lie. She hasn't written anything.

But why can't you write later?

We'll talk tomorrow, I promise.

Girl! What do you care if I'm here?

Let yourself go with the flow,
isn't that what you always say?

♪ Don't get mad at me ♪

♪ I'm full of energy ♪

♪ This b*at is fire, all I do is sing ♪

♪ Don't get mad at me
I know you like to swing ♪


♪ Now it's hip
Shake that pretty little thing


♪ Won't you come with me? ♪

- ♪ Won't you come and see? ♪
- ♪ Won't you? ♪


♪ Where the b*at is fire
I'm gonna move my knees ♪


- ♪ Won't you come with me? ♪
- ♪ Won't you? ♪


- ♪ I know where we can be ♪
- Oww! What was that?

Sorry. Sorry, just checking something.

- What thing?
- Headed out?

- Yeah, I'm going to buy some gifts.
- I'll come with you.

- [Lola] Okay...
- [Valeria] Okay.

You all right?

- [Lola] That really hurt.
- [Valeria] I'm sorry.

- Magic Wand or rabbit?
- Um...

You're right, why choose one?

So, when...

When you were with Víctor,

did you use these kinds of things
with him?

Well, Valeria...

No. [laughs]

He never asked me to put on
a harness with a dildo.

You know what I mean. You're so mysterious
about this whole thing with Víctor.

It's only normal for me to be curious.

You didn't even tell me
if you broke it off or he did.

It was a long time ago.
I can't even recall what we did anymore.

I mean, come on, try to understand.

You've a sex goddess.
Madrid's Aphrodite. My sensuality idol.

And I don't even know
what this thing is for.

To be honest, I have no clue either.

Val.

This is not a competition.

When there's chemistry between two people,
that's it.

- Nothing else matters.
- I'm being stupid, yeah?

Very. And it all comes from
your chronic insecurity.

Except the part
about me being a sex goddess

- and Aphrodite from Madrid, that's true.
- [both laugh]

Look.

I hope that one day, when you look
at yourself, you'll see what I see.

Excuse me, do you work here?

- Hey, Elena.
- Yeah?

Where is the Erika Lust
and Lucie Blush collection I ordered?

- Did it come in for me?
- [Elena] Uh...

[Lola] You forgot?

YOU ARE THE BEST MOMMY IN THE WORLD

[doorbell rings]

Um...

Hello!

- No, I'm not interested, thanks.
- No, no, no, no! Wait a second! [chuckles]

Uh, um... I'm Carmen. [chuckles]

- Carmen?
- Uh, I'm Borja's girlfriend. [laughs]

Oh, no. My son doesn't have a girlfriend.

Oh, excuse me! Uh...

Mmm... [sighs]

- This is apartment 3B, right?
- Yes.

Well, then your son
does have a girlfriend.

I would know if he did. I'm his mom.

I would know, I'm f*cking him.

[laughs] Right?

Carmen.

Okay. Who is this girl?

Yes, come on. Who am I?

She's... Carmen.

[Borja] Come on in. Have a seat. Yeah.

- [Carmen laughs]
- [Borja sighs and chuckles]

Are you really sleeping here? And you were
getting all demanding about the apartment?

- Mmm. I can explain. Uh...
- Oh! [sighs]

Yeah, because I'm dying to hear it.

- [Borja chuckles]
- [door opens]

- Want some coffee? I just put a pot on.
- Uh... No, Mom, thanks.

- No?
- Do you want some?

No, no, I'm okay, thanks.

[sighs]

[scoffs] Okay, then let's hear it.

Well...

- Hm?
- [door opens]

Sorry. Some fritters?

- Uh...
- Oh, Mommy!

- Yummy! [laughs]
- You know I love you.

- Thank you.
- [Carmen laughs]

- Thank you.
- Wow.

- Mmm.
- [sighs]

- Mmm!
- [sighs heavily]

You honestly prefer this
to living with me?

- This?
- No, not this. This!

Living like you're 12 with your mom
coming in without knocking.

- I'm putting in laundry.
- Okay, you can take these socks.

Oh.

- And here, you can take these too.
- [grunts]

- Oh, wow.
- Thank you.

- Okay, then.
- [sighs]

[Borja chuckles]

- They're my parents.
- And I'm your girlfriend.

[sighs]

- [sighs]
- Have you tried this?

Hm?

- Are you f*cking kidding?
- No, no, I'm not kidding.

They're delicious. [chuckles]

[laughs angrily]

[sighs

[grunts]

- Puri.
- Carmen.

Hmph!

[sighs]

[sighs]

[Valeria] Why does everyone have
beautiful pictures of themselves,

and I always look like sh*t on camera?

[Carmen] With all the filters nowadays,
there's not much to it.

- [Nerea] Oof.
- [Carmen] Wow.

- [Nerea] Who is this beauty?
- It's Víctor's ex.

- Well, his... his friend.
- Oh, she's not all that pretty.

I don't ever look like that,
walking around.

Well, are you guys going to tell me
where we're going yet,

- or will you keep being secretive?
- Mmm!

I bought us tickets for a concert at Fula.

Surprise!

I know you say you're fine,
but we noticed you're a bit off.

We want to cheer you up.

Well, thanks. guys.

If you don't feel like it, we don't have
to go. We can stay here and have a drink.

- Yeah...
- We can go and feel out the atmosphere.

We'll have a good time.
You can meet cute girls.

Or we can go to my place
and order a pizza, right?

- Sure.
- I am really craving a carbonara.

What are you saying?
We made a good plan to cheer up Nerea,

and now you're suggesting
a depressing one.

What's wrong with you?

Well, it's just... [sighs]

I don't know if Borja's ready for
the kind of commitment I'm looking for.

Look, if Borja's not ready
for the commitment you want...

You're an amazing woman.
I think maybe you should just...

[sighs]

What's wrong with you now?

I'm realizing you're right.
My self-esteem is gone to complete sh*t.

- Since I've been with Víctor, it's worse.
- Yeah. Not good.

- [Valeria] You think so too?
- [Carmen] Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I know.
I'm the problem, aren't I? [sighs]

Okay.

- I want a relationship with Olga.
- I knew it!

I mean, go on, go on. Sorry.

When I left the law firm, I focused
on my work and I ignored her.

- Now it's the other way around.
- Maybe she's just hurt.

Or it's me, and I'm not capable of saying
"I love you," or even "I like you."

f*ck the concert. Come with me.

- [Carmen] No.
- Oh, no.

- [Carmen] Wow.
- [Valeria] It's incredible.

Madrid, right in front of you,

- and just one step away...
- [Nerea] The void.

[Lola] I brought you all here
as a metaphor.

[Nerea] Oh, I thought it was
to get a drink.

That too. But we're at
one of those points in our lives

when you... have to take a leap of faith.

Ugh. And what's down there, exactly?

[Lola sighs]

- Adult life.
- [Valeria] Ugh! No.

[Lola] Okay. It's not that bad. Look.

Girls, I plan on becoming
a badass old lady

- who travels all over the world...
- [laughing]

- ...and hooks up with retired hotties.
- [laughs]

Well, I want to be the elegant old lady
that plans the kind of parties

- you see in magazines.
- [Lola] Hell, yeah. Why not?

I'll settle for not ending up
like Borja's mother.

- [all laugh]
- And you?

[sung in Spanish] ♪ You stopped loving me
When I needed you... ♪


[Carmen] Oh, this is high.

♪ You turned your back on me

♪ You stopped loving me
When I least expected it ♪


♪ When I loved you most
You didn't feel like it anymore ♪


♪ I thought I was the biggest badass ♪

♪ But I can feel my heart now ♪

♪ You're squeezing too hard
Stop it, baby ♪


♪ If you want
I'll tell you you're right... ♪


[man on radio] Hey, Víctor,
you got a visitor.


I'll be right back.

♪ You stopped loving me
When I least expected it ♪


♪ When I loved you most...

What are you doing here?

I wanted to give these back to you.

Really?

I shouldn't have to define a relationship
just to feel sure of myself.

More like the other way around.

I need to feel okay.

And I need to be alone.

Are you sure?

I'm getting tired
of all this back and forth.

Me too.

That's why I think it's best
if we stop playing tug of w*r.

Goodbye, Víctor.

♪ You stopped loving me
When I needed you ♪


♪ When I needed you the most...

[Valeria] Are you ready?

♪ You turned your back on me ♪

♪ You stopped loving me
When I least expected it ♪


♪ When I loved you the most ♪

♪ You didn't feel like it anymore ♪

[sighs]

[sniffling]

[phone rings]

[groans softly]

Yes?

[gasps]

[laughter next door]

PUBLISHING

WEBSITE PUBLISHED

[sighs]

Olga, I like you.
Olga, I like you. Olga, I like you.

Olga!

Olga?

♪ Once I was outside Penn Station
Selling red and white carnations... ♪


[Valeria] Girls, I know what kind
of woman I want to be when I grow up.


I want to be a grandma who tells
her grandchildren all her stories,


but never stops living them.

♪ ...my family stateside ♪

♪ But off the boat they stayed awhile ♪

♪ Then scattered across the coast... ♪

Now what?

♪ Once a year I'll see them
For a week or so at most ♪


♪ I take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk, take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk, take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk ♪

- ♪ Take a walk, oh-oh-oh... ♪
- [laughs]

Very good. Well done.

- I'll leave you in your new home.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.
- Thanks to both of you.

- [laughing]
- Just check everything's okay...

Well, then, congratulations.

[both laughing]

- [Borja] Aaah! Oh, no!
- Oh! Oh! Ow, ow, my eye!

♪ He made some bad investments ♪

♪ Now the accounts are overdrawn ♪

♪ I take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk, take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk ♪

♪ Take a walk, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Take a walk ♪

- ♪ I take a walk ♪
- ♪ Take a walk... ♪


[Valeria] And I'll have a house full of
books, which will be very vintage by then.

And many of them
will be books I've written.


By the way, you're never going
to believe who called me.

No! No...

- [gasps] Oh, sh*t.
- [sizzling]

[groans]

Uh... No! No, no, no.

[doorbell rings]

- Uh...
- [bleeping]

Uh...

Ah.

[doorbell rings]

Coming!

- Oh...
- [doorbell ringing]

Coming, coming, coming!

Okay...

I don't have bread.

And wine, well,
I have a little bit of red wine,

because I don't drink white wine, but
I have a beer if you want one of those.

- Or some water, or...
- Don't worry, Valeria.

This won't take very long.

The publisher has heard
of Impostor's success.

Do you still think
that I made a mistake by walking out?

- Yes.
- Mmm.

But we're not going to
make the same mistake again.

We want to buy the rights
and publish the book.

- With my name?
- Mm-hmm.

Impostor, by Valeria Férriz.

[gasps]

[laughs]

I'll be right back.

Yeah!

[sighs]

Oh!

♪ Take a walk, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Take a walk ♪

- ♪ I take a walk ♪
- ♪ Take a walk ♪


♪ Take a walk, take a walk... ♪

So, then... what do you say?

Well, yes. Of course.

- ♪ I take a walk ♪
- ♪ Take a walk, take a walk ♪


- ♪ Take a walk... ♪
- It's tasty.

- Mm-hmm. It's a ten.
- ♪ Take a walk, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ How much you really mean to me ♪

♪ You might never see ♪

♪ The beauty I see in you, baby ♪

♪ You might never know ♪

♪ How much you really mean to me ♪

♪ You might never see ♪

♪ The beauty I see in you, baby ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪-

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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