01x09 - Operation: C.A.K.E.D./Diseasy Does It/No P in the OOl

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[ Indistinct chattering ]

[ All gasping ]

- G-g-good morning, - sir.

You're

Good morning.

Looking well.

Uh, good morning!

Great day for kids' tv, huh?

[ Elevator rings ]

Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, no.

Oh, oh, dear!

[ Gasps ]

Um, i, uh, uh,

G-g-good morning.

Man: did last night's

Ratings come in?

Uh, well,

I-i don't know. Um, maybe.

What did you say?!

Did you just call me a baby?!

No, mr. B. I-i mea...

I am not a baby!

Well, no.

I-i mean, I only...

I just look young,

Understand?!

Yes, m-m...

Is that understood?!

[ Crying ]

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Hoo-hoo-hoo! - [ Wails ]

Get me another secretary.

- Oh, the people - they give me here.

Incompetent...

I just can't believe...

Ahem!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

A bit cranky

This morning, are we?

- Hey, put - a sock in it, missy,

Or I'll fire you, too!

Now, what's the status

Of my broadcast satellite?

Is it in place?

No, sir.

It was sh*t down

After it reached orbit.

Again?!

That's the third one.

How can I take my glorious

Kid-tacular kids' channel

Worldwide without satellites?!

Ohh! Honestly.

[ Both gasping ]

Listen up. You launch

One more satellite,

And we'll be forced

To take more drastic measures

Than just sh**ting it down.

Yeah! Nobody messes

With our global satellite web.

Did you say

"Global satellite web"?

Check it out.

A talkin' baby.

I am not a baby.

I am a man! A man!

A man who wears diapers?

- Jump to conclusions, - why don't you!

Aah!

Oh, so cute!

- [ Baby voice ] - who's the funny baby?

Is it you?

Is it you?

Put... Me... Down.

Oh, silly baby.

[ Groans ]

Listen, could a baby

Create the kid-tacular channel,

The greatest kids' network

Of all time?

Blah!

For babies.

That station's

It is not for babies!

I have had it with you stu...

[ Slosh! ]

Ohh...

Now look what you've done...

You made me wet myself.

So... Who are you kids, anyway?

And why do you have

Your own satellite web?

- We are - the kids next door.

We protect kids from adults

And their oppressive ways.

Fighting for kids' rights, huh?

Empowering yourselves

And all that jazz.

Hmm, interesting angle.

You know, I like it.

I really like it!

There! All done.

You know what?

You kids should have

Your own television show.

You are perfect!

On your cruddy channel?

Forget it.

Hold on, numbuh 4.

What's in it for us?

My cameras and expertise...

And your satellite web...

We could spread

The kids next door's message

To the entire world.

And as leader of the team,

you could be a star.

I'll be able

To say whatever I want?

Yeah, sure, pretty much.

No stupid scripts?

Well, maybe

A cue card or two.

But you'll

Have complete control.

Hmmmmm... All right.

- You've - got a deal, baby.

Say, that's grea...

I-i-i am not...

Heh, ha ha ha.

Just sign here.

Are we hooked up to that

Satellite web yet?

Yes, sir, mr. B.

We're linked up, and

Our actors are in their places.

All right, kids,

Just like we rehearsed.

Action!

it's the "kids next door

fun time variety hour"!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ We're the kids next door

And this is our show ♪

♪ We know you're gonna love it,

So here we go ♪

I'm numbuh 1.

Let's have some fun?!

I'm numbuh 2. We've got

Some cool things to do?

I'm numbuh 3!

Will you play with me?

I'm numbuh 4.

A-a-and I can't take this

Anymore!

I can't believe

We're doing this.

Look at us.

We're cruddy capes!

Is this our message?

Mr. B, this isn't exactly

What I had in mind.

Nonsense.

You kids were fantastic.

I had chills!

Very empowering.

And you, my boy...

Such fire, such anger.

The girls

Are gonna love ya.

Especially with your cool

Kid-tacular technology weapons.

[ Pop! ]

♪ Let's be friends

That's it!

I'm outta here!

Numbuh 4's right.

Singing and dancing's not what

The kids next door are about.

You're right, kid.

We'll skip the song for now.

Let's work on the fight.

In this first episode,

You're gonna battle

Homework-o-o-o...

The evil robot who tries to keep

Kids from doing their homework.

Ri-i-i-ight.

Uh, numbuh 5

Will be in her room.

Uh, yeah, I'll go help

Her, uh, find her room.

[ Laughs nervously ]

This is not working out

Like I thought.

Nonsense, nonsense!

Just remember...

We're goin' worldwide here...

Oh-oh-oh!

Action!

[ Clanking ]

I am homeworko.

I am homeworko!

Prepare to not do homework.

Ugh,

That is the last straw.

Hey, girl-kid!

Don't just stand there.

Read your lines.

"Oh, no, it's homeworko,

"The robot who doesn't want

Kids to do their homework,

"And he's about

To knock me out

With one

Of his terrifying claws."

- Well, that's - not very nice!

- A-a-aaah! - Hey! Whoa!

Ow!

Hey, that hurt...

Who-o-o-oa!

[ Evil laughter ]

Did you really think I was

Gonna give you your own show?

I was using you to get my hand

On that satellite web of yours.

I've secretly spent years

Developing a laser device

That will transform

People into babies!

And now

That I control your satellites,

I can link up my baby ray

And use it on the world!

No one will ever

Call me "baby" again.

And since I like you, kid,

I'm gonna give you the honor

Of being

My baby ray's first victim.

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Beeping ]

- Waaa-a-a-a! - Waaa-a-a-a!

- Waa-a-a-a! - Waa-a-a-a!

[ Screaming ]

Kids next door...

Ba... Aaahhh!

Save your breath, kid.

[ Muffled cries ]

[ Evil laughter ]

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Grunts ]

Wha...?

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Whoa!

[ Crash! ]

Now, as I was saying...

Battle stations!

[ All grunting ]

Aaaahhh!

[ Ding! ]

- Thanks - for saving my butt, guys.

Uh, are you all right?

I... I really

Blew it, didn't i?

Aah, save the mush,

Numbuh 1.

Yeah, how many

Had to save me?

Times have you

Did you say "baby"?

I am not a baby!

I have a mortgage.

I pay taxes.

I have three ex-wives!

Do babies have homes in europe?

- Awwww... - I think not!

Do babies...

The matter, baby?

What's

Huh?

[ Baby voice ]

Are you getting cranky-anky?

Now wait just a...

- You can't talk - that way to me.

Ohh, did the baby

Wet his nappy-wappy again?

Nobody calls me a baby.

Nobody, you hear?!

Ohh! He's such a cute baby,

Ga ga ga goo goo goo goo!

Ohh, I think

The baby's crying.

I... I am not.

I just got

Somethin' in my eye.

Po-o-o-or baby-y-y.

I... Am... Not... A... Baby!

You are now.

Ah... What...

Aaaaahhhh!

Ohhhh...

[ Murmurs ]

Waa! Waa! Waa-a-a-a!

- Huh. So now - he's a real baby.

Weird.

You'd think the ray

- Would turn him into an egg - or something.

He looks different

Without the cigar.

- Cigar?! - Yeah.

So now what are

We gonna do with a baby?

I say we give

Him a good spankin'.

Can we keep it?

Can we keep it?

Man: ahem.

We can take things

From here.

Waa! Waa!

Goo goo?

Maybe this time we'll

Be able to raise our son

- To be a little nicer - to people.

- [ Baby voice ] - isn't that right, mr. B?

Goo goo goo goo.

[ Coos ]

An age-changing device.

What kind of nut

Would use such a thing?

[ All murmuring ]

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping continues ]

Hmm....

I don't know, numbuh 1.

Looks like they havin' fun.

Never be fooled

By appearances, numbuh 5.

Mm-hmm.

Ooooh.

♪ La di da di

Da da-da da-da ♪

- No reading on an energy grid - yet, numbuh 1.

- But there are - a bunch of kids at the camp.

There's a group of them

Making wallets.

Pretty nice ones, too.

- Ooh, with coin purses - on the side.

- ♪ Flowers - la la-la la-la ♪

♪ La la-la la-la

[ Sniffing ]

Who's there?

[ Gasps ]

Numbuh 2, look!

I'm workin' here,

Numbuh 3.

But I found something!

I said I'm busy.

Puh-lease!

- Please! Please! - Please! Please! Please!

[ Groans ] all right.

Yaaaay!

Over here!

Well, what is it?

Huh?! Hey!

It's a baby!

[ Baby crying ]

Uh-oh.

Cootchie-cootchie-coo.

Hello?

Anybody lose a baby?

Numbuh 2, numbuh 3...

Return to headquarters

Immediately.

[ Baby crying ]

Come on, numbuh 1.

We staked out

That entire camp.

And numbuh 5 thinks

Those kids was diggin' it.

That camp is obviously

Run by an insidious counselor

Bent on keeping kids there

Against their will.

I feel confident that

Numbuh 2's report will prove it.

So where

Is numbuh 2 anyway?

Yeah, and

Where's numbuh 3?

A very good question.

[ Feedback ]

Hello-o-o-o?

Numbuh 2 and numbuh 3!

Perhaps you'd like

To join the debriefing.

We're wa-a-a-a-iting.

Shhhhh!

What?!

Quiet!

You'll wake bradley.

Bradley?

Quiet!

Who's bradley?

Numbuh 3: now look

What you've done!

You woke up bradley!

Who is bradley?

And what

Is that stink?

That's bradley.

All: who the heck

Is bradley?!

This is bradley.

Numbah 1: a baby skunk?

Our landing pod must have

Knocked him out of his den

- When we were scouting - out the enemy camp.

We couldn't find

His parents, so...

Together:

We're his new parents.

- Will you two - quit fooling around?

We don't have time for babies.

There's a camp full

Of innocent kids out there

That are depending on the kids

Next door to save them.

Well, it'll have to wait

Until after bradley's lunch.

- Oh, and then - he's got his bath.

And if he doesn't

Get his afternoon nap, ohh!

Numbuh 4, can you please talk

Some sense into these people?

Say, the little tyke

Is pretty cute.

Hey! He smiled at me.

Ohh!

[ Laughing ]

Uh, numbuh 5...

Numbuh 3 and I

Were wondering if you...

- If you'd - be bradley's godmother?

Why, numbuh 5

Would be hon...

Enough!

We have an important mission

With lots of preparation

That needs to be done.

Those kids are depending

On us to rescue them.

And as the kids next door,

We will do just that...

Tonight.

- That's awfully - short notice.

- How are we gonna - find a babysitter...

Tonight!

Numbuh 1: final call for

"operation: camp."

let's move out!

What's taking them so long?

Uhhh!

Just put it over there.

Okay. Uhh.

There you go,

Snookums.

Can you help strap him

Into the seat?

Sure.

This thing

Goes here, right?

No, no. Over here.

What?! Then where

Does this buckle go?

Around the other side!

Wait.

Will you guys... Hey!

What are you bringing him for?

We are going on a mission.

Well, I'd love to just go on

Missions whenever I wanted,

But I've got other

Responsibilities now.

[ Sighs ]

Numbuh 2, just...

Just take off, please.

All right, all right,

We're goin' already.

- Did you bring - bradley's bottle, numbuh 2?

- I thought you - were gonna bring it.

Oh, so now I have

To do everything?!

- Are you saying - I don't do my fair share?

Oh, just drop it,

Will you, numbuh 2?

Uhh, I get no respect.

With everything I do...

"Do this, numbuh 2. Get that.

Bradley... Blanky."

Huh. One of these days.

There.

Is that everything?

Well, I don't know.

Is it?

- Numbuh 1: - can we get a move on?!

[ Baby crying ]

Now look what you did.

Oh, nice job, numbuh 1.

Okey-dokey-artichokey,

Campers.

Who made the

Most lanyards today? [ Laughs ]

Me.

Well,

To you, sweetie.

Congraty-latty-lations

And who's gonna make

The most tomorrow?

Me!

Me, me,

Me!

Me, me, me!

Steady!

Oohh. Ahh.

Can't you fly

This thing straight?

Okay, sorry. You try

Flying while feeding a baby

And see how easy it is.

Numbuh 2,

Get out of that chair.

I'm driving because

You are completely useless

- With that - stupid skunk around.

[ Crying ]

Take that back

About bradley being stupid!

You hurt his feelings!

Hello! It's a skunk!

It doesn't

Have any feelings.

As far as I can tell,

The only thing it can do

Is be a total menace

To this mission!

[ Coughing ]

Uh-oh.

And who-hoo-hoo's gonna make

The most wallets tomorrow?

- Me! - Me!

Me!

That's the spirit!

Ahhhhhh!

[ Coughing ]

- Ohh... - Oohh!

- Uhhhh! - Uhhh!

Ooohh!

- Uhhhh! - Ahhhhh!

Uhh!

Get off me.

Huh?

[ Clears throat ]

Hello.

We are the kids next door,

And we're here to rescue you.

Why?

Um... Well...

Because you've been

Brainwashed by an evil counselor

Who plans to keep you

Here for all eternity.

Very good, numbuh 1.

You may have discovered

My evil plan to use child labor

To produce lanyards and wallets

At incredibly low prices,

But that doesn't mean

You'll be able to stop me.

Campers...

Aaa-dooos.

All: [ hypnotically ]

Yes, counselor.

Destroy the kids next door!

All:

Destroy kids next door.

[ All gasp ]

Well, look at the mess we're

In now thanks to your baby.

Well, none of this

Would have happened

- If you had been - nice to bradley.

All: destroy kids next door.

[ Crying ]

All: ewwww!

[ Crying ]

What happened?

Where am i?

I want a bath.

Bradley's spray

Stops the brain-zapping.

I don't believe it.

[ Growling ]

Ahhh!

[ Evil laughter ]

- Bradley! - Bradley!

- Ohhh? - Ahhh?

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Destroy.

Get your filthy hands

Off my friends.

- Ohhh?! - Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhh!

[ Gasps ] numbuh 1!

Waaaaa!

[ Evil laughter ]

Without

Your stinky little skunk,

You'll soon be

Making wallets for me.

[ Evil laughter ]

Let bradley go!

You're scaring him!

Oh, I'll let him go...

Straight into the lake.

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Roaring ]

W-w-who's there?

[ Both growling ]

Bradley's parents!

Bradley's parents!

Ahhhhhh!

[ All screaming ]

Huh?

What happened?

Owww, my head hurts.

Oh, and you stink, too.

My beautiful plan ruined!

And I would have gotten

Away with it, too,

If it hadn't been

For you meddling skunks!

Ewwww!

Oh, my eyes!

[ Crying ]

All right,

Yay! Bradley!

Yay!

Ohh! All destroyed!

[ Wails ]

[ Indistinct mumbling ]

Okay, I admit it.

I was wrong to yell at you,

And I apologize.

You saved us,

And you're a valued member

Of the kids next door.

So, in gratitude,

You are granted the title

Of honorary kids next door

Operative, numbuh 6.

Ooh.

[ Giggles ]

Waa.

Hmm,

Maybe numbuh 3's right.

You are kinda cute.

Aah!

Oh! Ah! How disgusting!



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