- Saturday! Whoo!
Saturday!
Huh?
Uh... No worries, mate.
Don't have to swim it.
Just jump it!
Eee-yah!
[ Screaming ]
Huh?
Ah, stupid stream!
What the?
Is that a...
- Yee!
[ Gulps ]
Haw! That there's 100% genuine
Chicken!
The boy's found the chicken
Nugget mother lode!
[ Rumbling ]
[ All shouting ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
- Yee-ha! I'm rich!
Rich, I tell ya!
- Will somebody tell me what
The heck is going on here!
- Looks like we got us a
Chicken rush on our hands,
Partner.
You just discovered a big old
Deposit of chicken nuggets!
Biggest durn one I ever did see,
I don't mind telling you.
And if'n you don't believe me,
Then my name ain't chicken pete!
Now, if'n you'll excuse me, I've
Got a fortune to find afore it's
Too late!
- They don't call it fast food for - nothing!
Wha-hoo!
- Numbuh 4.
- Oh, hi, numbuh 1. Hey!
Don't tell me you're prospecting
Like all these nut jobs, are ya?
- Of course not.
I'm running the saloon.
Come on, partner.
I'll buy you a nugget.
- Wow!
[ Bell rings ]
- [ Laughs ]
- Howdy, boss.
- Set numbuh 4 up, would ya,
Numbuh 2?
On the house.
- Sure thing.
Here you go, partner.
- Whoa! Thanks, mate.
- Girls and boys, boys and
Girls, the tree house saloon is
Proud to present, from all the
Way across the street, the girls
Who put the happy in the happy
Lunches, the chicken fingers!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Player piano plays ]
- ♪ Some girls are real demure,
They'll ask you out for tea ♪
- ♪ Some girls are friendly,
As nice as they can be ♪
- ♪ Some girls don't care about
Chicken ♪
♪ But those girls ain't me
- ♪ Give us your
Chicken nuggets ♪
♪ We want a six-piece meal
♪ Give us your chicken nuggets
- ♪ And what you ain't got,
- Babe, you better steal ♪ - ♪ you can save your diamonds,
Save your jewels and pearls ♪
- ♪ They might be fine for
Those other girls ♪
♪ But I'll only hug ya
If it's a nugget ♪
♪ So come on lug it to my door
- ♪ How you feeling now?
- ♪ Give us your
Chicken nuggets ♪
♪ Crispy and crunchy, yeah
♪ Give us your
Chicken nuggets ♪
- ♪ You'll get 'em for me,
I got a hunch, yeah ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Door opens ]
- Aah!
- It's the delightful g*ng!
- What are you doing in my
Saloon, delightful varmints?
- Hey! That was my ketchup!
- Together: [ monotone ] my
Saloon, my ketchup... Wrong!
We have the deed to every inch
Of this land,
And all of it's chicken.
- You're just spoiling for a
Fight, ain't ya?
- Oh, no, not us.
But our friends from the
Chicken bucket are.
Get 'em, boys!
- Ahh!
- Ohh!
- Grr!
- Yah!
- Uh...
- Aah!
- Ohh!
- Ahh!
[ g*n sh*t ]
- Well, well, things look
Different when you're staring
Down the barrel of a chicken,
Don't they?
- Hey, I don't care what you're
Packing, creeps!
Give me back my nugget!
- Oh, we're sorry, wallabee.
We just ate it!
[ Laughter ]
- You'll pay for this!
Do you hear me?!
You'll pay!
- Come on now!
We got nuggets to mine!
Keep on digging!
- I said move it!
- Oh, man, this is horrible!
It's almost noon, and I still
Haven't had a single nugget
To eat.
- Stop whining, numbuh 4, and
Help us dig.
- I'm not whining!
I found this stupid place!
It's only fair I get my piece...
And some ketchup to dip it in.
- Here ya go, numbuh 4.
I was saving this for all those
Poor, hungry kids who've been
Slaving in the hot, hot sun all
Day.
But if you really, really need
It, you can...
- Sweet!
Thanks, kuki!
- Shh! Here comes the jailer!
- Well, howdy!
- You! You sold us out!
- Now, now, now, tain't nothing
Personal.
I'd rather mind the hoosegow
Than have to mine that stream.
- Well, come on, you gotta get
Us outta here!
- Well, I reckon I might be
Persuaded to lose track of this
Here key, but it'll cost ya
One nugget.
- How about half a nugget?
- Give me that, for pete's
Sake!
- Exactly!
[ Gulps ] mm-mmm!
Here you go, partner!
Not sure what good it does ya.
Y'all ain't got no weapons or
Nothing.
- Don't you worry about us,
Partner.
We're the kids next door!
- [ Knuckles cr*ck ] - [ crash ]
[ Whistling ]
- Huh?!
Hey, where are all of our
Workers?
- Set 'em free!
It's just you and me now.
- Grr!
Numbuh 4...
Get off our nugget mine!
- It's my nugget mine!
Mine... Mi... Mine?
Mine!
- What?
- Oh, never mind!
The point is, me and my friends
Are taking back this here town.
So I'm giving you delightfuls to
The count of "q" to get out of
Here!
Once and for all!
- Then get to counting!
- One!
"Q"!
[ Both gasp ]
[ Mumbling ]
- Now, get.
And stay get before I give you a
Double dippin' of get!
[ All cheering ]
Whoa!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yee-ha!
Some kid just discovered a big
Old deposit of onion rings south
Of the border!
[ All shouting ]
[ Rumbling ]
- Help me! Help me!
Come and get me!
Huh?
Oh!
Stupid stream!
Saturday!
Saturday!
- They brought their prisoner.
Numbuh 5, ready the package.
- I don't like being out in the
Open like this, numbuh 1.
- Relax, numbuh 4.
This mall is neutral territory,
And we've done prisoner
- Exchanges with the adults here - before.
Global command ordered us to
Retrieve the operative and the
- Top secret information he holds, - no matter the cost.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
I just hate the idea of giving
Those cruddy adults back one of
Their own.
- Don't worry.
We're giving them absolutely
Nothing of value.
- So, the old toilenator's too
Much for ya, huh?
Couldn't take my two plys of
Fury, could ya!
- We're just trading you so we
Don't have to listen to your
Mouth anymore, sir flush-a-lot!
- Uhh...
Well, you don't have to be so
Mean about it.
- All right, numbuh 1, we're
Sending out your brat.
- Understood.
We're sending yours.
Okay, you're free to go, but
Bother the kids next door again,
And we'll feed you and your
Toilet paper to our hamsters.
Am I clear?
- Crystal... Shiny... Crystal
Clear.
- Good. Now b*at it!
Here he comes.
They've switched sides.
Oh, no!
- What is it?
- Did they send an adult - in disguise?
- Worse.
They've sent us numbuh 13.
[ Gasps ]
- Those dirty rats!
- Look at this vase I got at
The pretty porcelain palace.
It's got a copy of the rainbow
Monkey lisa on it.
Isn't it rainbow-rific?
Okay, so it's a little tacky,
But it's not that...
- Numbuh 3!
The prisoner we're exchanging
For is numbuh 13!
- So? I'm sure all those
Stories about numbuh 13 are just
Exaggeration.
- Numbuh 13 reporting for du...
Ahh! My eye! My nose!
My nose and my eye!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Is it bleeding?
It's bleeding.
Everything's dark. Oh, I'm deaf.
What? Hello? I'm purple.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ow!
- You were saying?
- Oh, come on, at least give
Him a...
- Ooh, a porcelain rainbow
Monkey vase.
Did you know that there are only
You really should hold on
Tighter to things like that.
They're quite fragile.
[ Laughs ]
Hey, numbuh 2, what does this
Lever do?
- Don't touch that.
- Can I touch that one?
- No.
- How about this?
- No!
- This?
- Aah!
- Numbuh 13, global command
Said you had some vital top
Secret information for us.
- Oh, yeah!
Okay, listen up, 'cause this is
Big!
The adults...
- Yes?
- We're fighting against...
- Yes?
- Are planning right now, as we
Speak, their very own macaroni
And cheese dinner!
- Ohh!
- And they're doing it tonight!
Tonight, tonight, tonight!
- You know, maybe this macaroni
Mission would be better for your
Sector, numbuh 13.
- That's what I think, if you
Want my opinion.
- Sector n, come in, sector n.
- Well, howdy, sector e.
What can I do you for?
- Hello, numbuh 14.
We've recently acquired numbuh
Plan to return him to your
Sector for a vital mission.
- That doesn't include us.
- Uh... No can do, numbuh 1,
Because...
- We're under att*ck!
- Oh, yeah, we're under att*ck.
Ahh! We're under att*ck!
Ahh, ahh!
Oh, no, oh, no, what a battle!
- An att*ck? Don't worry.
We'll come to your aid.
- No need for that.
The att*ck's over.
We won. Yippee.
- Well, okay, then we'll bring
Numbuh 13 back to you.
- Uh, er, uh...
- We lost the signal.
- Hail them again.
- Sombrero pizza delivery.
May I take your order? Amigo?
- Uh, never mind.
End transmission.
- Hey, guys, what... Oh!
Are they gonna help us stop that
Macaroni and cheese dinner?
- Oddly enough, no.
- Why not?
- Because, dork-a-zoid,
Interrupting a cruddy adult
Dinner isn't a cruddy mission!
- Well, I thought someone would
Care if the macaroni museum of
Art was being ransacked.
- That's where the rainbow
Monkey lisa's exhibit is.
- Duh! That's where the adults
Are getting their macaroni from.
I guess I forgot to mention
That. Ohh!
- I told you not to touch that!
- Well, sorr-y!
Jeez, you guys, you thought you
Were in sector n.
- Come on, team.
We've got macaroni art to save.
- Hey, wait up!
Come on, wait for me!
I can't... Whoa! Ohh! Whoa!
- Looks like we're late for the - party.
What's the scoop, numbuh 5?
- Rocky road.
- Ice cream man!
- So the adults are already in,
But we still have the element of
Surprise.
- I'm coming, monkey lisa!
- Let's go, team!
- Tsk, tsk, lying down on the
Job.
Some leader you are.
- So much for the element of
Surprise.
Kids next door, battle stations!
[ Yelling ]
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
That's it, boys!
The more, the merrier.
I may not know much about fancy
Pants art that a bunch of kids
Made, but I know what I like
To eat.
[ All laughing ]
- Let's get 'em!
- Drat! It's those delinquents
Next door.
Rocky, fudge ripple, tito!
You hold off those miserable
Brats!
I've got a special piece of
Dinner to collect.
- Incoming!
Ahh!
- Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie, ouch!
- Huh?
- Numbuh 2, we're supposed to
Be saving the art, not
Destroying it!
- Ohh!
- You should talk!
- [ Laughing ] yes!
Rainbow monkey lisa!
More delicious macaroni per
Square inch than any other work
Of art in the world!
And you're all mine!
Ha, ha, ha, come to papa!
- Don't... You... Dare!
- Numbuh 4, see if you can get
Around them!
We'll cover you!
- Right!
- Yah!
- Numbuh 4!
- Panic!
Help me!
Everything's going tutti-frutti!
- Numbuh 4! Oh, no!
No!
- Numbuh 2!
- Listen, girlie, I'm just
Trying to get a square meal
Here, and clobbering you will
Help me build up my appetite.
Ahh!
Aah!
Hey, no fair!
- No one touches the rainbow
Monkey lisa!
Yee-ahh!
- Go, go, go!
- We got 'em on the run!
Let's finish 'em off!
- Yeah!
- Okay, okay, cut it out.
It's just a bunch of stupid
Macaroni, for pete sake!
All right! Uncle!
- Don't you ever, ever touch
That painting!
Ahh!
- Not to worry, numbuh 3, I've
Got it!
Here, I'll... Whoa! Ow! Ohh!
Ahh! Oh!
- Huh?
- I'm okay! [ Laughs ]
Oh, my!
Why does this always happen?
Ohh! Ohh!
[ Numbuh 3 screaming ]
- Quick, run like little girls!
[ Numbuh 3 screaming ]
- Quick, run like little girls!
- Uh, numbuh 3, are you okay?
- [ Sobbing ] i... I couldn't
Save the monkey lisa!
- Aw, don't worry.
I'll just make another one.
- Well, at least the mission
Wasn't a total failure.
- What are you talking about?
It was a disaster.
- Notice anyone missing?
- So, what is the idea that is
So big?
Where is the macaroni?
I came for macaroni!
- Yeah! How can I brush after a
Meal if I haven't eaten
Anything!
- All right, hold your horses!
We've got enough macaroni for
Every... One?
- Is numbuh 3 gone yet?
She's scary!
- Ohh!
- Oh, goody!
You recaptured numbuh 13!
Hooray for us!
- Oh, shut up, toilenator!
[ Numbuh 1, numbuh 2 shouting ]
- Yeah!
- You know, it's kind of funny.
Here we all thought that
Numbuh 13 was a disaster, but it
Turns out in the end that he
Saved us from disaster.
- No, he didn't.
- Oh, yeah.
What a loser!
04x03 - Operation N.U.G.G.E.T./Operation M.A.C.A.R.R.O.N.I.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.