05x13 - Operation I.T.

[bunniefuu]

[ Evil laughter ]

Aah!

[ Panting ]

[ German accent ] what ein

Horrible nightmare.

Was it the one where you

Forgot to study for a big test?

No, silly, it was much

Scarier.

Aah!

[ Laughter ]

A toast to the seven seas.

More sugar for me and me

Mateys.

Who's next?

Can no one eat more sugar than

Old stickybeard?

I can.

Aargh.

You got a lot of nerve

Showing your face in the

Candy bar, lassie.

I didn't come here for sweet

Talk.

I came for information.

It's heinrich. He's missing.

Blasted fool probably got

Himself in trouble with the

Marshmallow mayans again.

Nope, it has something to do

With licorice... Black licorice.

And you're gonna tell me

Everything about it, and you're

Gonna help me find heinrich...

That is, unless you're

Sugar-free.

Ooh!

You know a candy pirate can't

Say no to a sugary challenge.

So let's do it.

'Tis your blood-sugar levels,

Lassie.

Set us up!

Now...

Ready...

Set...

Ha!

Did you say something?

Uh... Two out of three?

No, thanks. Now spill it.

[ Groans ] very well.

[ Fanfare plays ]

♪ Ohh

♪ Once there was a pirate by the

Name of black john ♪

♪ Would do anything for candy,

Even steal it from his mom ♪

♪ Well, he sailed a summer

Through just to fill his candy

- Quota ♪ - ♪ till he stumbled on an island

Off the coast of north dakota ♪

♪ And there he found

Licorice, licorice ♪

♪ Sweet, juicy, and red

♪ It grew like bamboo

♪ To the heavens it spread

♪ Licorice, licorice

♪ As red as my beard

♪ There were acres for all

Takers, or so it appeared ♪

♪ But old black john wanted

It all to himself ♪

♪ So he cut the st*lks down and

Sailed off with his wealth ♪

♪ But his greed had a cost for

Him and all his crew ♪

♪ Some very bad things were to

Happen, who knew? ♪

♪ And that's when the

Licorice, licorice ♪

♪ Turned rancid and black

♪ Was dead, no, not red

♪ And tasted like...

[ Coughing ]

♪ Licorice, licorice

♪ There's more yet to tell

♪ Their bones, how they

Groaned, turned to licorice as

Well ♪

♪ Cursed to be skeletons

Alive only at night ♪

♪ For by day, they collapse at

The dawn's early light ♪

♪ But at dusk, they'd arise just

Barely alive ♪

♪ Till one day they heard of a

Way to survive ♪

Go back to the island and

Plant there this seed.

Let moonlight upon it.

With soda, then feed.

♪ And then we'll grow

Licorice, licorice ♪

♪ Sweet, juicy, and red

♪ The curse will reverse

♪ From your bones it will shed

♪ Licorice, licorice

♪ No longer so black

♪ One seed's all you need to

Grow it all back ♪

♪ So they sailed for the island

With the seed that night ♪

♪ But, alas, stopped short when

Came morning's first light ♪

♪ 'Twas the very same day that

We came along ♪

♪ Just my cabin boy and me where

We didn't belong ♪

♪ We climbed up the steps and

Walked 'round all the stumps ♪

♪ And found there black john and

His skeleton clumps ♪

♪ Then heinrich did something

That shattered the calm ♪

♪ He snatched 'way the seed from

John's bony old palm ♪

♪ Now, the sun, it went down,

And john sprung back to life ♪

♪ And grabbed for the seed with

Great anger and strife ♪

♪ But somehow, we escaped and

Sailed off in the night ♪

♪ Not knowing that john followed

And yelled out in spite ♪

♪ Licorice, licorice

♪ I'll find you, my friend

♪ My crew shall pursue

♪ On that you can depend

There you have it, lassie.

Now b*at it.

There's just one thing.

If heinrich took the seed,

What'd he do with it?

I ate it!

What do you mean you ate it?

The food at the kids next

Door prison was awful, so

Yesterday, I took the seed out

Of mein pocket, und I ate it!

Then I say we plunge his

Stomach to get the seed.

Yeah!

I say reach down his throat

And grab it.

Yeah!

I say kick him in the stomach

Till he coughs up the seed.

Yeah!

I say we plunge him, reach

Down his throat, kick him in the

Stomach, and give him the worst

Wedgie of his life!

Yeah!

I say we send him home.

- Well, that's thinking out of - the box.

- I never would have thought of - that.

- Knock it off, you suffering - sea dogs.

I know exactly what to do with

This seed-stealing mongrel.

No!

Please don't do this to...

♪ Go back to the island and

Plant there this seed ♪

♪ Let moonlight upon it

♪ With soda, then feed

But if the seed grows in mein

Tummy, what will happen to me?!

A very good question.

My guess is that you'll go...

But I guess we'll find out soon

Enough.

Are you ready to be human again,

Me mateys?

Aye, aye, captain.

Are ye ready to see sunlight

And eat candy without it tasting

Like black licorice?

Aye, aye, captain.

Are you ready to...

Let the boy go.

That's not my particular

Choice.

Well, if it isn't me old

Cabin boy, stickyfuzz.

I'm not your cabin boy

Anymore, john, and the name's

Stickybeard now.

Aw, but you'll always be that

Cute little sweet-toothed kid

With the peach fuzz on his lip

To me.

Now off with ye.

I'm busy here.

I ain't leaving without the

Boy, john.

He may be stupid, but I'm

Willing to fight for him unless

Ye be sugar-free.

Ooh!

What did ye say?

I said let's fight for him

And fight the only way candy

Pirates know how... With sugar.

Ye think ye can b*at me?

No man has ever outsugared

Black john licorice.

Now, who said anything 'bout

A man?

A girl?

Oh, stickyfuzz, you really...

Ow!

I don't know what all the

Fuss is about.

- Numbuh 5 kind of likes black - licorice.

Ye want a piece of me, girly

Girl?

Let's see what you got.

Bring it on.

Aargh.

Now...

Ready...

Set...

Ha!

Oh, did you say something,

Johnnycakes?

Not bad, lassie, but ye be

Swimming off the charts now.

This challenge is to the death

Of your blood-sugar levels.

This challenge is to the death

Of your blood-sugar levels.

Mm-hmm.

[ Grunting ]

Aw, will you look at that?

It's almost time.

Help me, abigail.

'Tis your turn, lassie.

Think ye can do it?

[ Grunting ]

Aah!

Look, lads, the seed grows.

Last chance to save your

Friend's life, girlie.

- [ Grunting ] - I told ye no one could

Outsugar me timbers.

Look, lads, the licorice seed is

Returning us to normal.

Looks like old john b*at ye,

Lassie.

Wasn't trying to b*at you,

John.

I was stalling you.

Now!

Aah!

The seed! No!

No! Please! No!

No! We're changing back!

After so many years, black

Licorice all over again.

You have doomed us to a life of

Living licorice.

Over the teeth and through

The gums.

Look out, john.

Here comes the sun!

Huh? No!

It... It can't be morning

Already!

Aah!

You'll pay for this.

- You'll... - Huh?

Oh, hey, heinie.

Abigail, i... I never got ein

Chance to thank you for saving

Me.

Oh, that's cool.

Maybe this makes us even for

Guatemala?

Not even close!

Not even if you saved mein life



Chill out, man.

Numbuh 5 was just kidding.

Besides, you can thank me once

We get back.

Uh... Back where?

Very funny, abigail lincoln.

I'll get out, und I'll finally

Have my revenge on you, abigail!

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Baby coos ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Loud crash ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Come on! Let's...

Aah!

You have been bad.

There he is!

Huh?

Don't move, count... That is,

Unless you want a taste of our

Creamy-garlic-loaded lasers.

Aah!

Numbuh 3?

Kuki, are you all right?

Medic! We need help!

My first rainbow monkey!

[ Crying ]

Numbuh 3, we need to talk.

Listen, I realize my first

Rainbow monkey means a lot to

You, but because of him,

Count spankulot got away.

You're a kids next door

Operative first.

Nothing, not even a

Hugidaciously adorable rainbow

- Monkey, should interfere with - your duties.

Then I guess I won't be going

On missions anymore.

Numbuh 3, sometimes things

Just get old, and, well, they

Need to be decommissioned.

Waa!

Come on. Listen.

La la la la la la la.

I'm not listening.

You try talking to her.

I give up.

Uh... I'm sorry about what

Happened to your rainbow monkey,

But come on.

Rainbow munchies always cheers

Numbuh 5 up when she gets the

Blues.

They really do taste 37%

Sugarier!

Whoa.

When your rainbow monkey's past

His prime, bring him here to

Pass the time.

With peaceful grounds and lots

Of pillows, check them in to

Fluffy meadows!

A retirement home for rainbow

Monkeys?

Now, that's got to be the...

Greatest idea ever!

Here at fluffy meadows, we

Have dozens of activities to

Keep your rainbow monkey

Entertained during their stay.

B-7. Anyone?

Doesn't anyone have bingo yet?

Oh, this is the last ball.

And in our lounge, we air

Rainbow monkey tv 24 hours a

Day.

And, of course, we provide all

Our guests with three sugary,

Love-filled meals a day.

Let me guess... Rainbow

Munchies cereal?

No, silly!

Everyone knows rainbow monkeys

Only eat birthday cake.

Of course. How stupid of me.

We also provide supervised

Strolls around our private lake,

Aquacise classes, and...

Yes, it all sounds perfect,

But I'll need to spend a moment

Alone to discuss it with my

First rainbow monkey.

Take all the time you need.

So, what do you think?

I know it's different, but this

Place looks like lots of fun.

Hmm?

Don't look at me like that!

No! We need to be strong.

It's the best thing for both of

Us.

I know. I know.

I'll miss you, too, but I'll

Come visit.

I will, too!

Come on, kuki.

We really should get going.

Oh.

Okay.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Man, this new-and-improved

Rainbow munchies has been flying

Off the shelf.

Want a bowl?

It'll help you take your mind

Off my first rainbow monkey.

Okay.

Hey, kuki, you want the

Prize?

Here. It's yours.

Hey!

This looks just like the button

I sewed on my first rainbow

Monkey.

Come on.

There must be tons of buttons

That look like that one.

No!

Something's wrong with him.

I can smell it!

Now, now. I'm sure he's fine.

Maybe we'll just go visit him

Later.

Or now!

I'm truly sorry, but I've

Never seen either one of you

Before in my life.

For the hundredth time, we

Were just here yesterday!

And we left my first rainbow

Monkey with you!

Maybe you left your dolly at

A different elderly-care

Facility.

No! I know he's here!

Don't you use that!

Kuki! Down, girl! Heel!

Look, kids, we're very busy

Here, so could you go play

Somewhere else?

Uh... We are so sorry for

Bothering you, sir.

Thanks for your help.

We are not leaving without my

Rainbow monkey!

Chill, numbuh 3.

We are not going anywhere.

We just need a plan.

[ Knock on door ]

What's this?

"We're really old.

Take care of us."

Oh, you poor dears.

Two more just came in.

Excellent.

- [ Laughs evilly ] - ow!

They could use some water on

That waterslide, don't you

Think?

A rainbow monkey could really

Lose some fur on that thing.

Uh...

I don't think that was a

Waterslide, numbuh 3.

What are all these poor old

Rainbow monkeys doing down here

In the dark instead of receiving

Managed care?

I don't know, but I say you

Find your rainbow monkey fast

While numbuh 5 sees if she can

Find us a way out of here.

My first rainbow monkey,

Where are you?

Come on. Come on.

Oh, hi, there, miss bar mitzvah

Ever rainbow monkey.

Have you seen my first rainbow

Monkey?

This is a good view.

My first rainbow monkey, where

Are you?

[ Gasps ] a door!

Let's just hope this is the way

Out.

Aah!

Numbuh 3!

What the? Aah! Whoa! Whoa!

Got to get out of here!

Aah!

Help!

Help me, numbuh 5!

Hold tight, numbuh 3.

Not so fast!

Nurse claiborne.

Apple crumble business not going

So well?

Not since you kids next door

Ruined it by telling everyone

The topping was pinkeye crust.

After that, I couldn't get a

School nurse's job or sell my

Delicious baked goods anywhere.

The only work I could get is

Taking care of these cursed

Rainbow monkeys.

But one day, I discovered that

Rainbow munchies cereal tasted

Even better when its made with

Real rainbow monkeys.

Rainbow munchies is rainbow

Monkeys?!

Yes!

And I wonder if it'll taste any

Sweeter with you in it.

I'm sorry, little girl.

Did you not want me to press

This?

Aah!

Oh, dear.

Numbuh 3!

I do apologize in advance.

I only have those three bandages

For you, and where you're going,

You're going to need about 10

Trillion more.

Look out below.

[ Gasps ]

If I were you, crusty, I'd look

Out above.

What are you...

Oh! Aah!

Get... Aah! Aah!

I'm gonna fall.

Aah!

Help me, please.

Pull me up. Please!

All right, but first, you

Have to make a couple of

Promises.

Okay. Anything you want.

I was thinking you could

Drive us to the mall and give us

- A couple bucks for blurpleberry - smoothies and...

Numbuh 5's got an even better

Idea.

Here. I'm done now, right?

You mean we didn't tell you

That you had to sew all of the

Rainbow monkeys back together?

[ Laughs ]

Now get sewing!

Get to sewing, crusty.

[ Laughs ]

B-7.

For the last time... B-7.

Anyone?

Bingo?

Doesn't anyone have bingo?

Please, someone call bingo.

My shift is over.

[ Sobbing ] I want to go home!

Bingo!