06x07 - Operation T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E.

[bunniefuu]

Oh, man.

This stinks.

How come mom's making us clean

The garage on a saturday?

Because we haven't seen the

Dog in three months.

We have a dog?

Whoa! What's this?

That's just my stupid old

Tricycle from when I was a kid.

Nothing but trouble.

Why don't you ride it

Anymore?

It's really cool.

Please!

I got rid of that thing the

Minute I got a real bike.

Oh, it just needs a little

Work, that's all.

I could fix it up, and then,

When justiceless kids needing

Justice cry out "I'll have

Justice, please," over the

Horizon will come the tommy

Astride the tommymobile!

Oh!

Well, how about a little less

Of "the tommy" and a little more

Of "the cleaner"?

Hey, numbuh 2, come on.

We're gonna be late meeting

Numbuh 1 at the k.n.d. Central

Bike hub.

Aah! I almost forgot.

Whoa!

The cruise master!

Finish cleaning the garage

Without me, tommy.

Duty calls.

- Wait, I'll go with you on the - tommymobile.

Hah!

- The only place you should go on - that is to the junkyard to drop

It off.

Now, quit teasing him,

Numbuh 4.

You know that thing couldn't

Make it to the end of the

Driveway, let alone the

Junkyard!

[ Laughter ]

Look, if you finish cleaning

The garage for me, maybe I'll

Let you polish the cruise master

When I get back, okay?

See you later.

Hunh!

Never mind them, tommymobile.

They wouldn't know a cool bike

If one ran them over.

[ Bell rings ]

So, why do you think they

Need us at the hub, numbuh 5?

Beats me, but it must be big.

They called in every

Pedal-patrol pilot worldwide.

Oh, come on.

I already know you guys planned

A big surprise party for me at

The hub.

For the last time, your

Birthday isn't for another year

And a half!

Exactly.

That makes it more of a

Surprise.

[ Chuckles ]

You guys are so smart.

Right.

So, how about numbuh 5 calls

Ahead to make sure they got your

Ice cream ready?

Hub control, this is sector "v"

Requesting permission to land.

Roger that, sector "v."

Enter launch point delta sub-z

And proceed to bay

Eleventy-five.

There it is.

Whoo-hoo!

Man, the cruise master is

Pedaling like a dream today.

[ Italian accent ] buon

Giorno, sector "v."

- The meeting, she is about to - start.

This way, per favore.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

A surprise party!

Oh, you guys shouldn't have!

[ Crowd murmuring ]

Hmph!

Not a great room for a party

Anyway.

Not enough room to dance.

[ Fanfare ]

Kids next door rule!

Crowd: kids next door rule,

Sir!

At ease, everyone, and thank

You for coming today.

I am numbuh 10-speed,

Cross-country commander of the

Kids next door bike hub.

As you all know, it is our duty

Here to keep track of all global

Bike traffic and to maintain a

Safe harbor for kids' bikes

Worldwide, which brings us to

Why I've called you here today.

Kids next door pedal patrols

Have noticed a sudden increase

In activity by former kids next

Door operative chad dixon.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

Satellite scans have shown him

Going from house to house on his

Bike every night in what we

Think is a massive teen

Recruitment plan to att*ck this

Very base.

So, we plan to hit him before he

Can gather enough teenagers to

Hit us.

Very few operatives have had

Experience fighting chad, but

Sector "v" is an exception to

The rule.

So, I'll now give the handlebars

Over to their leader, numbuh 1.

[ Crowd cheering ]

Thank you, numbuh 10-speed.

I'd like to start off by...

Number 10-speed, sir!

Chad's on the move!

- [ Alarm blaring ] - attention, all pedal-patrol

Units.

- We picked up chad heading - phi beta kappa on

Allemande street.

This is sector "v" heading



Roger that, sector "v."

The other squadrons are

Corralling chad right towards

You, so the party's about to

Start.

[ Gasps ] a party?

What a surprise!

There he is!

Get him!

Yeah, get him!

Engage pursuit thrusters.

Ugh! It's those k.n.doofuses!

I don't have time for this.

We've got chad in range and

Are preparing to fire.

Numbuh 10-speed, I got

Something on the radar.

What is it?

I don't know, sir, but it's

Heading straight for chad.

[ Panting ]

Come on, tommymobile.

Faster.

You... Can do it.

Ugh!

Aah!

- You want a fight, you stupid - squirts?

Well, all right.

I'll give you a...

[ Both scream ]

[ Tires screech ]

Whew!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Coughing ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Oops.

Man, what a bunch of meanies.

[ British accent ] "oh, next

Time you want to go cruddy

Riding, tommy, do it in the

Atlantic river."

[ Normal voice ] I'll show them!

I'll make you the best bike in

The whole world, and then, no

One will laugh at you ever

Again.

[ Snoring ]

[ Alarm blares ]

Huh? W-what time is it?

What's going on?

It's chad.

He's just destroyed

An entire bike rack at

Gallagher elementary.

Oh, boy!

This looks like a job for the

New and improved tommymo...

No way.

Didn't you mess things up enough

Yesterday?

Stay here and watch tv or

Something.

Oh, man!

[ Crowd crying ]

Well, somebody obviously put

Too many candles on my birthday

Cake.

For the last time, this is

Not a cruddy surprise party for

You!

When did this happen?

This morning, while the bike

Owners were in summer school.

But do you notice anything

Strange?

Yeah.

Where are all the bikes?

Sector "v," come in.

We've picked up chad on radar,

And he's headed your way.

Roger that.

Let's go, people!

Let's go!

This time, we're taking that

Teenager down!

- My little sister's bike was on - that rack!

Don't worry... My team's not

Gonna lose him this time.

All right, guys.

Activate the c.y.c.l.o.

C.a.n.n.o.n.

Kids next door c.y.c.l.o.

C.a.n.n.o.n.... Connecting your

Cycles lets operatives create

Amazingly nonescapable nuclear

Oatmeal nitro-cannon.

f*ring in...









All: 1.

Guys, are you there?

What happened?

Are you all right?

Ugh.

Yeah, we're all right.

What was that thing?

It... It was...

The tommy!

All right, teenager.

It's time for you to feel the

Mighty, mighty bliss of the new

And improved tommymobile!

Huh?

Waaaaaaaaaah!

Let's go!

All right, chad.

Come out with your hands up.

- [ Gasps ] - look out!

He's got a...

Pizza?

Look what you dorks did!

Now I'm going to miss my

Guaranteed five-minute delivery.

Oh, come on!

You expect us to believe that

You're just delivering pizzas?

We saw what you did to that bike

Rack this morning.

What are you talking about?!

I was at luigi's since 5:00 a.m.

Making pizza dough.

I'm trying to save money for a

Car, but now my bike's trashed,

And luigi will take this

Delivery out of my salary.

Ugh!

Thanks a lot, losers!

Well, it looks like the tommy

Delivered that teenager a large

Pie with extra justice.

What do you think of the

Tommymobile now?

I think it's great.

You do?

Sure...

For kicking!

It's also great for getting in

The way, crashing all our bikes,

And being flat-out lame!

Yeah, tommy.

You totally scratched the paint

On the cruise master.

Who cares about your dumb old

Bikes?

You're just jealous.

You all hate the tommymobile

Because it's better than your

Bikes... Better than all of them

Combined!

And because it's pink.

You just watch your back.

You better watch your backs!

- [ Crash ] - ow!

- [ Laughs ] - what a loser.

"Wah-wah-wah.

No one likes my tricycle."

What a dork.

Well, I would highly suggest

Not inviting him to my surprise

Party.

Nothing ruins everyone's fun

Like an angry poopyhead...

Kind of like you.

Me?

Yes, you.

Like that time you destroyed

Mr. Huggykins.

Oh, ha ha! Lame!

Or your little tantrum at the

Rainbow monkey fair.

Lame.

And you're always fighting

With those poor hamsters.

Well, they started it.

Oh, great.

It's tommy and his cruddy-crud

Mobile.

Hey, doofus, you're going the

Wrong way if you're looking for

Foster's home for lame bicycles.

Knock it off, tommy.

Why don't you do something

Useful and help us tow our bikes

Back home?

Hey! Are you listening to me?

Bring that hunk of junk over

Here and...

Both: aaaaah!

You heard me correctly, sir.

- Every last one of the bikes has - disappeared.

That's the 10th school today.

Looks like your theory was

Right, numbuh 1.

Numbuh 10-speed, sir, we got

The kids next door medical bike

Approach-a.

[ Gasps ]

And numbuhs 3 and 4 are on it.

What?!

[ Siren wails ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Wally, kuki, what's happened?

Tommy...

It was tommy and his cruddy

Tricycle!

Tommy?

He att*cked you?

Numbuh 1.

Ungh...

Numbuh 3?

Do one thing for me.

Yes, kuki?

Don't invite tommy to my

Surprise party!

[ Gasps ]

Get them to the med lab.

Move!

Attention all units.

I want tommy gilligan picked up

And brought to central bike hub

Immediately!

- Consider him and his tricycle - dangerous.

Great.

- What did my dumb brother do this - time?

If numbuh 1 wants him brought

Back to the hub, it can't be

Good.

We'd better split up.

- All I can say is, tommy - better hope i don't find him

First.

I've had about enough of the

Tommymobile for one day.

Numbuh 5, this is hub tower.

We've just picked up tommy



Eastland street.

Negative, tower.

Numbah 5's got nothing on radar.

He's there.

You should have a visual on him

Any second, now.

[ Beeping ]

Still nothing.

Numbuh 5, wake up.

He's right in front of you.

No, he's not!

Wait... Where did he go?

Oh, no!

Abby, he's behind you!

What? Where?

Right on your tail!

Get out of there!

Get out of there now!

For the last time...

[ Static ]

Abby!

[ Brakes screech ]

[ Panting ]

Tommy! There you are!

What's the big idea trashing

Everyone's bikes?

What are you talking about?

I've been here watching the

"Yipper" marathon all afternoon.

What's that?

It's a bunch of "yipper"

Episodes in a row.

No, I mean, how can you have

Been here all day when...

Where's your bike, tommy?

In the garage. Why?

No.

- I don't know what the big - deal is.

It's right over...

Hey! Where's the tommymobile?

Come on!

Aah!

Numbuh 1, this is numbuh 2!

Come in!

We've got a problem!

i'll say you do.

Your little brother's gone nuts,

And our radar shows he's right

Behind you.

I know, but it's not tommy

That's gone nuts!

Whoa!

Check out the tommymobile now!

It's huge!

Hoagie!

Hold on!

Why is the tommymobile

sh**ting at us?

you tell me.

you fixed it.

Look out!

Looks like you didn't make it

Too smart, though, 'cause it

Just set me up for a sh*t.

Say cheese, targetmobile.

[ Both scream ]

Well, that was...

[ Both scream ]

Wa-hoo!

[ Both scream ]

Hi, mrs. Buckson.

Oh, hello, boys.

Would you like some cookies?

Can't. Running for our lives.

Thanks anywa-a-a-a-a-y!

Whew!

Did we lose it?

I-i think so.

We better get back to the hub

And tell the others what's

Going on.

- [ Beeping ] - hello?

Anybody home?

Hmm. That's weird.

What?

Where is everybody?

- Maybe they're throwing a - surprise party.

You been hanging out with

Numbuh 3?

Nice going, numbuh 2.

What did i do?

Tommy's the one who built

Trikezilla.

And you're the one who led it

Right to us.

It saw you use the car-wash

Entrance and tracked you.

Oh, man!

For the last couple of days,

That tricycle has been

Assimilating every bike it

Finds to make itself bigger and

Better... Bike shops, bmx

Rallies, even my dad's garage.

Nowhere is safe, not even here

At the hub.

So we've got to flatten that

Tricycle's tires now.

And how are we gonna do that?

It's already eaten half the

Bikes in our fleet.

We're gonna throw whatever

We've got left at it.

I've contacted global kids next

Door moonbase to send aerial

Reinforcements and authorize a

K-strike.

If that doesn't work, then this

May be the end of kids riding

Bikes... Forever.

Attention all units.

Fall back and prepare for

K-strike.

We've done all we can from

Here.

It's your show now, moonbase.

Roger that, numbuh 1.

Commencing k-strike.

You may fire when ready,

Numbuh 20/20.

What? W-who's there?

Oh, yes... K-strike!

Right away,

Mrs. Commander person, sir.

f*ring in 3...





Fire!

[ Thunder rumbling ]

Direct hit.

I repeat... Direct hit.

[ All cheering ]

Hold it.

Negative.

The ketchup had no effect.

And would you mind telling me

Who thought ketchup would do

Anything, anyway?

Aah!

[ Static ]

That's it.

It's over.

Nice going, tommy.

Why couldn't you have just left

That bike in the garage in the

First place?

Huh?

Hey, where's tommy?

Well, once again, it's up to

The tommy...

Ouch! Needles!

To save the day.

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

[ Grunting ]

Aaaah!

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ]

Aah!

[ Groaning ]

[ Babbling ]

Whew!

Hmph!

Sir, we've found tommy.

Where is he?

He's... Climbing the tricycle.

[ Groans ]

There you are.

What are you doing?

Why are you destroying

Everyone's bike?

[ Bell rings ]

No way.

To be the best bike in the world

Doesn't mean you have to be the

only bike.

[ Bell rings ]

No, I'm not joking.

You don't need to be the biggest

Or the fastest or the most

Destructive to impress me.

I love you just the way I found

You.

Oh!

[ Bell rings ]

What do you mean you weren't

Trying to impress me?

Who else would you...

Whoa!

Tommymobile?

She's not trying to impress

you.

She did it for me.

She's mad at me for abandoning

Her in the garage for all these

Years.

[ Bell rings ]

I got older.

I couldn't ride a tricycle

Forever.

[ Bell rings ]

I needed a real bike.

[ Bell rings ]

All right, you take that back

About the cruise master.

[ Bell rings ]

[ Gasps ]

That's it!

Aah! Ugh!

Well, that's inconvenient.

- [ Bell rings ] - [ screams ]

Hoagie, wait for me!

Aah!

One mile and a-closing, sir.

We've got to get out of here,

Numbuh 10-speed.

We've used up all our options.

[ Both scream ]

Tommy!

Aah!

Hoagie, he-e-e-e-e-lp!

I got you!

[ Bell rings ]

Uh-oh.

[ Gasps ] no!

You can't destroy all those

Bikes.

Um, don't forget about me

Hanging for my life and all.

Everyone's out, lance.

We'd better get going, too.

I'm staying here, nigel.

Whatever happens to the

Remaining bikes happens to me.

I'll do whatever you want!

Just don't destroy the bike hub!

[ Bell rings ]

Yes, anything!

[ Bell ringing ]

No way!

Ohh!

[ Gasps ]

Okay, okay.

[ Sighs ]

You win.

[ Groaning ]

Look!

[ Grunts ]

Hoagie!

N-o-o-o-o!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Well, if it isn't sector "v."

What a nice surprise.

A surprise?!

Whoo-hoo!

[ Tires screech ]

Wow! The cruise master...

I mean, the new tommymobile is

Pedaling like a dream.

How's your ride handling,

Hoagie?

Great.

There... I rode you.

Can I have my bike back now?

That's what I thought.

♪ La la la la

♪ La la la la la

♪ La la la la la

♪ La la la la la la

Oops! I almost forgot!

I was supposed to go to the

K.n.d. Orbital shipyard to get

H.i.p.p.i.e.-H.o.p. Inspected

Today!

♪ La la la la

♪ La la la la la

- ♪ La la - maybe it wasn't such a good

Idea having a surprise party for

Her when it's not her birthday!

All: aw!

[ Noisemaker honks ]