06x09 - Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E./Operation: P.L.A.N.E.T.

[bunniefuu]

Kids next door, let today's

Game of cinderball commence!

Better go deep, numbuh 3!

Aah!

Bye-bye, mr. Cinder block!

[ Giggles ]

Don't let it touch the

Ground, numbuh 5, or we'll lose



Numbuh 5's got it!

Hyah!

It's all mine!

Come to numbuh 4!

Hyah!

Uh-oh.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Well, game over.

Might as well go home.

What are you talking about?

Just go in there and get the

Cinder block!

Go in there?

No way!

Yeah, that doghouse is

Haunted.

They say you can hear the ghosts

Of dogs howling in there at

Night!

Who is "they"?

Figures.

Numbuh 5 will go in there and

Get it herself.

Hello?

Hmmm.

Man, numbuh 5's been in there

For over an hour.

Do you think she's okay?

Well, we better go see what's

Taking her so long.

[ Screams ]

Come on!

Numbuh 5!

What happened?

Are you okay?

I must've fallen down the

Stairs.

But numbuh 5 got the cinder

Block!

Game is back on, baby!

Oh, can't.

It's late, and I've got two tons

Of homework to do.

Me too.

Man, what is it with all this

Homework from miss thompson

Lately?

She trying to k*ll us or

Something?

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Screaming ]

What's all the shouting

About, rocket scientist?

It's all this homework!

I can't even get past the first

Question!

Uh, that's where you put your

Name.

Look, why doesn't numbuh 5 help

You out?

Really?

Sure.

Now, first... You're doing

History homework, so you don't

- Need all this long division over - here.

And who told you the civil w*r

Was fought over bacon?

And that is why napoleon

Didn't use ninjas or dinosaurs

To win the w*r.

Any questions?

Ooh! Ooh! Oooooh!

- [ Sighs ] - over here! Yoo-hoo!

Miss thompson!

Yes, wallabee?

When's the next pop quiz?

Tomorrow.

- I... Probably shouldn't have told - you that.

Works every time.

Very clever, mr. Beetles.

So, why don't I collect last

Night's assignment from you

First?

Coming right up!

My homework!

It's gone!

I-i-i put it in here right after

I finished it last night!

Well, I guess you'll have to

Do three times as much homework

To make it up.

Enjoy, mr. Beetles.

[ Giggles, snorts ]

Hmmm.

I don't get it!

That's the third night in a row

My homework's disappeared!

Where could it have gone?

Numbuh 5 has a pretty good

Idea where.

So said the only way to

Deal with a necromancer is by

Tossing a 13-sided die and

Making your saving throw against

Bad breath.

[ Giggles, snorts ]

Hello, valerie.

Eat any good homework lately?

Are you insinuating that moi

Took wallabee's homework?

You're a homework-eating

Were-dog.

You've done it before.

That's right!

But, if you'll remember, I found

Wallabee's homework to be a bit

Distasteful.

Someone else must've taken it.

Who?!

What is going on here?

Oh, thank goodness you're

Here, miss thompson.

Abigail was threatening me with

v*olence.

Abigail lincoln, in my

Office... Now!

But...

No "buts"!

I have a special assignment for

You.

Hey, numbuh 5, I think I

Figured out what year the

w*r of 1812 was!

[ Sobbing ]

Hey, what's the matter?

Having trouble with your

Homework?

No, I'm fine.

Are you sure?

'Cause, you know, maybe I can

Help.

I said I'm fine!

Now, what do you want?!

Well, you said you'd help me

With my homework again.

Oh... Right.

Let's see what you got there.

What?

Who told you the ice age is when

We discovered snow cones?

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

Did you bring it?

Yeah, I brought it.

Now you keep your part of the

Deal!

What deal?

You'll keep bringing me your

Friends' homework as long as I

Tell you to!

My honor students must feed!

That's right, drabigail.

And on behalf of the entire

Honor roll, thanks for helping

That imbecile, wallabee beetles,

With his homework.

It makes it so much easier to

Keep down.

[ Growls ]

[ All roaring ]

[ High-pitched barking ]

And now, my students...

Feed!

- [ All roar ] - ha!

That tracker I put in my

Backpack is giving off a sweet

Signal that's leading me

Straight to...

[ Beep ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

Well, looks like I'm not turning

In my homework again.

Numbuh 5!

Are you okay?

Numbuh 4?

What are you doing here?

G-go back to the tree house!

No way!

My homework's in there, along

With whoever did this to you.

Come on!

You and me can...

I said go home!

Numbuh 5 can handle this

Herself!

I know you can.

But two of us can handle it

Better.

Numbuh 4!

Help.

Let's go!

[ All roaring ]

Hey, fleabags!

Cough up my homework!

Okay.

Even with crabigail helping you,

It still tastes disgusting!

Well, numbuh 5 may have

Helped me with my history

Homework, but she didn't help me

With my math homework!

[ All whimper ]

So, who wants a taste?

Aaaaah!

Come on! Get some more!

So incorrect and sloppy!

[ Screams ]

Stop him!

Call off your mutts!

Abigail, do you really think

A little bad homework can stop

Me?

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Growls ]

[ Whimpers ]

Hyah!

Well, that's all of them.

[ Growls ]

Oh, hey, miss thompson.

Say, you could really use a

Shave.

She's the queen of the

Were-dogs, numbuh 4!

She's been making me take your

Homework!

Wait... It was you all along?

I didn't know at first, and

When I found out, she promised

To change me back if I took

Everyone else's homework.

But then...

Gaah! Ohhhh!

Aaaah!

[ Growls ]

[ Gasps ]

That's right.

Abigail is one of us now.

[ Growls ]

Any questions?

Ooh! Ooh! Miss thompson!

Oh, oh, oh, miss thompson!

Yes, wallabee?

How do cure chronic

Were-dogalism?

A good question.

First, you have to destroy the

Queen were-dog... That's me.

But the only way to do that is

By removing the cursed necklace

I'm wearing.

I... Probably shouldn't have told

You that.

Hyah!

[ Growls ]

Sorry about this, numbuh 5.

But, then again, you did steal

My homework.

Now to grab that necklace!

Hey!

Get back here!

[ Grunts ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

Here, doggy, doggy, doggy...

Unh!

[ Growls ]

Eee!

[ Growls ]

[ Both whimpering ]

Help me, abigail!

Help me!

[ Growls ]

Please hurry!

Gotcha!

Thank you.

- [ Sighs ] - [ growls ]

Uhhh...

[ All growling ]

And that, class, is why you

Should never accept a necklace

From your angry ex-husband.

Any questions?

Ooh! Ooooh!

Ooh, me! Me!

Yes, wallabee?

If I helped save you from

Being a cruddy, homework-eating

Were-dog, how come I still get a

Triple f-minus on my homework?

Because you're not very

Smart.

I... Probably shouldn't have said

That.

Fellow scientists, as you all

Know, breaking through the

Ridiculous barrier has long been

One of the key goals

Of the kids next door

Galactic-exploration program.

For years, the limits of our

Technology have kept us within

Our own solar system, but no

Longer!

Today, these two heroic

Operatives will become the first

To accelerate beyond the

Ridiculous barrier and, in doing

So, embark upon a journey to

Where no boy or girl has gone

Before!

Yeah, yeah.

So, let's say we do break this

"Ridonkulous barrister."

What happens then?

No one knows!

The experiences awaiting you

May be beyond a child's

Comprehension!

Okay, well, while they're

Preparing the rocket, I just

Need a quick word with the test

Subject... Uh, astronaut...

Before the launch.

Look, numbuh 4, you two are

Gonna be alone in that rocket

For, like, a bamillion hours.

You h to tell her.

What?! No way!

You can't keep putting it

Off.

She needs to know.

Attention, kids next door

Operatives, this is

Numbuh 3, 2, 1.

The launch will begin in t-minus

Two minutes.

Just tell her.

Oh, numbuh 4!

I almost forgot!

You'll need this audiomatic

Voice-capture device.

Just talk into the microphone,

And it'll transmit your findings

Back to us.

- That way, if you get eaten by - some horrible interdimensional

- Beast, at least we'll know what - happened!

- [ Chuckles ] - huh?

Hey, wait!

T-minus 15 seconds.



Uh, kuki?

Now that we're alone, there's

Something I've been meaning to

Tell you for a while.

Later, wally!

The in-flight movie's about to

Start!



Ignition!

Whee!

[ Laughs ]

Now approaching "fast."

Superfast.

Stupefyingly fast.

Mind-bogglingly fast.

Rumors don't travel this fast.

I can't think!

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

I'm getting out!

[ Groans ]

[ Gasps ]

The ship!

No!!

Numbuh 3?

Kuki?

Where are you?

- This is numbuh 4, calling moon - base.

We've crashed on some cruddy

Alien planet, our rocket's at

The bottom of a lake, numbuh 3's

Missing, and I'm requesting that

You guys find a way to get me

Out of here!

[ Giggles ]

Kuki?

Hey, kuki, is that you?

[ Growls ]

What's that?

[ Panting ]

I've got to get out of here!

What is this cruddy planet?!

Whoa!

[ Groans ]

Huh?

Oh, good... Something to drink.

[ Slurps ]

Hey!

Of all the cruddy luck!

Empty!

What's wrong?

Don't you like your tea?

Hey, you're cruddy rainbow

Monkeys!

Of course we are!

Oh, would you prefer some

Sugar in your tea?

There's nothing in that cup!

Oh, but of course there is!

It's pretend tea, the very best

Kind!

Playing pretend is for dumb

Girls!

[ Both gasp ]

So what you're saying is...

I mean, what I'm wondering is...

[ Laughs ]

Are you a...

Boy?

Of course I'm a boy!

Now tell me where my friend kuki

Is so I can find a ship and get

Off this cruddy planet!

Don't worry.

We'll help you find your friend

If you'll just answer a few

Questions for us first.

- What does this look like to - you?

A caterpillar with its guts

All squashed out.

And if I say

"Snuggawhumpalicious," what's

The first word that comes to

Mind?

Vomit.

Okay.

- And which of these do you like - better?

Enough already!

Let me out of this chair before

I pound your stupid, furry

Faces!

What is going on here?!

General hugs!

We're so glad you're here, sir!

This morning, our snuggle squad

Captured something amazing...

A human boy!

A boy?!

Preposterous!

No boy has been seen in these

Lands since the beginning of

Recorded history.

It's obviously just a very ugly

Little girl.

What?!

Who are you calling a...

Aah!

Hey!

Let me go, you candy-colored

Creep!

Frolicking rainbows!

I think you may be right,

Professor puffbottom.

Only a boy could be so

Thoroughly unpleasant.

But he's not unpleasant at

All!

He's positively cuddlelicious!

I'll show you cuddlelicious!

Boys were once the scourge of

Rainbow monkey kind,

Professor snuggles.

They're an abomination and must

Be destroyed.

You can't!

He should be protected, studied!

He may be the only one of his

Kind!

So say.

But we shall let the tribunal

Decide what to do with him.

[ Laughs ]

And in conclusion, we remind

You all that this boy is an

Endangered species!

He may be different from us,

Yes, but perhaps we could learn

From him.

And maybe we could even learn

Something about ourselves.

All: awwww!

Preposterous!

It is well-known that boys stand

For all that is cruel and

Vicious,.

But to prove my statements

Beyond all doubt, I shall call

An expert witness.

What are you talking about?

Who could you possibly find on

This planet that knows anything

About me?

Hi, wally!

Kuki?!

What are you doing here?!

Playing rainbow monkey court!

[ Giggles ]

So, tell me, little girl...

Would you describe this boy as

Angry?

Yep.

[ All gasp ]

And does he have violent

Tendencies?

Pretty much constantly.

Kuki, what are you doing?!

Isn't this fun?

I hope someone yells "order in

The court!"

Does this creature, this boy,

Like hugs?

Yes!

All: awww.

Oh, wait.

Hugs?

He hates hugs.

I thought you said "bugs."

[ All gasp ]

Order in the court!

Yes!

No!

We have heard enough!

This monster must be disposed of

For the good of all

Rainbow monkey kind!

This council hereby sentences

Him to be hugged...

To death.

Excuse me, but that doesn't

Sound very caring.

Eh, tough love.

What can you do?

Hey!

Keep your cruddy paws off me,

You darn dirty monkeys!

One more step, and the flower

Gets it!

No!

Not little miss daisy-waisy!

Put that flower down this

Instant!

Okay.

I'll put it down...

There!

All: save the flower!

Come on!

Aah!

Can't we play with the monkeys a

Little longer?

Death by hugging, kuki!

Wally!

It's your friends!

Come on!

We found a way to get you home

Again!

After them!

They went this way!

Whoa!

[ Gasps ]

Unicorns!

Quick... Get on!

Whee!

Aah! Ah-hoo-hoo!

Aaaaaaaah!

Thanks for the ride, horsey!

Bye-bye!

Unh!

Hey, wally, wasn't that fun?

Thanks for playing with us,

Rainbow monkeys!

Here... You can have the rest of

My popcorn!

Stop that rocket!

[ All shouting ]

Okay, well, thanks!

Got to go!

Move it, kuki!

Don't let them escape!

Fire!

How do you make this thing

Go?

Let's try this one!

[ Engine whirs ]

[ Sighs ]

We made it.

Kuki?

Now that we're safe, I can't put

Off telling you this any longer.

It's been ages now, and I think

You have the right to know

That...

[ Beeping ]

Mission has ended!

Please disembark!

Wow. That was quick.

Hey, this isn't right.

This looks just like...

[ Screams ]

Prepare to be hunted down...

[ Motor winds down ]

Aww, man!

Stupid animatronics!

Still haven't gotten all the

Bugs out yet.

You mean, they're just

Robots?

Well, duh!

What'd you think, that you'd

Landed on some kind of

Rainbow monkey planet with this

Rumbly-tumbly rainbow rocket as

Your only means of escape?

Ah heh...

Of course not. Heh.

Look, the park's closing.

You girls should get out of

Here.

[ Sighs ]

Rainbow monkeys...

Whoa!

Wait till we tell the scientists

All the fun stuff we did at

Rainbow monkey happy sugarland!

That's it!

I have been trying to tell you

Something all day, and it can't

Wait any longer!

Numbuh 3, i...

I...

Yes?

[ Inhales deeply ]

You've got a popcorn kernel in

Your teeth!

- It's been there since this - morning, and I thought you

Should know!

Huh?!

Why didn't you tell me?!

'Cause whenever I do, you

Start hitting me!

I'm so embarrassed!

In front of all those

Rainbow monkeys, too!

How could you be so mean?!

Why do they always make me

Tell her?

- I can't believe you did that - to me!

I mean, letting me embarrass

Myself like that in front of

General hugs and

Professor puffbottom and

Professor snuggles and

Mr. Giggleboots and...

Aaah!

Oh, no!

You maniacs!

You finally did it!

[ Sobbing ] why? Why?

This isn't happening!

What?

What's wrong?

I redecorated the tree house!

Isn't it beautiful?