05x14 - Old Habits Die Hard

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[Kristin] Previously on "The Hills..."

Heidi knew her sister liked to have fun.

- 'Cheers.' - 'Alright, alright.'

Ching, ching, ching.

But lately, Holly was having

a little too much fun.

Audrina was trying to prove

she was over Justin by dating Derek.

But Derek just happened to be Justin's best friend.

I'd rather have lunch with you.

And everyone said Justin was up to his old tricks

but I knew how to play this game.

Are you mad that he didn't come to Brody's party?

Audrina put up with a lot of Justin's * * *.

I'm not gonna put up with it.

Now I was about to find out

exactly who was playing who.

I'm gonna go to Laguna this weekend, I think.

- You are? - 'Yeah.'

I'm gonna go see my dad and my stepmom.

I go home to Laguna a lot

and it, honestly, is the best.

Yeah, it'll be nice to get away

from everyone for a while and just clear my head.

Yeah.

So how did the party turn out?

I know, you left after, like, five minutes.

Oh, no, I stopped by, but it just...

You show up for five and then you leave. It was fun though.

My God, Jayde and Brody at that party, what is their deal?

Oh, so we all left, went to my house.

They got in a huge fight and Brody showed up without her.

The thing about them though, is they break up every other day.

Every other day.

I see them either ferociously

making out or screaming at each other.

I know, it's one of those relationships.

Yeah, it's not normal.

[scoffs] Justin never came.

So that was, um...

- Well, what're you gonna do? - I warned you though.

- Everyone did. - So I mean, are you upset?

Yeah, obviously I'm a little upset.

He's a good guy.

I mean, I really see a good sweet guy

underneath what everyone else says.

I hate to say it, but I saw

it happen so many times to Audrina.

Well, I'm not gonna let it happen to me.

'You know, clearly, like, Audrina'

was chasing him for four years

and it's like, I'm not gonna do that.

He has to work for it, you know.

'It's like fine, if you wanna play this game'

let's, let's go.

♪ Well if that boy don't dance with you darling ♪

♪ There will be no romance ever starting ♪

♪ You'll be sitting all alone wishing I was all over you ♪

[doorbell dings]

- Hello? - Yo, it's Steph.

- 'Wait, I'll buzz you in.' - I have a surprise.

- Audrina? - I'm in the kitchen.

Yo, yo! Look what I found.

Oh, my God, I thought I lost it.

No, you just left it in my car.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Mwah. - How are you?

- I'm good. - What are you doing tonight?

'Heidi's taking me to a Bolthouse event.'

- That's cool. - Yeah.

Okay, tell me...

- About Derek? - Yeah.

We actually, we went out last night.

'We're going on Saturday too.'

He's, like, the total opposite of Justin.

I don't know what I was thinking the last time

I went back to Justin. I wasn't thinking.

I'm sorry, but you were a bit of a pushover.

I feel like when I was with Justin

I was, like, insecure, and just, like--

'Cause he played games to make you feel like that.

He's texting me.

The last thing he wrote, "I cannot believe

it's really over. Is it really over? I can't believe it."

And I was just like, "Yeah, I hope you're, like...

"This is what you wanted, like, you're going out with Kristin

and yet you're still texting me."

Like, go, get over it.

You know, move on.

- I have. - Sure.

S-s-sure.

♪ Oh Lord I'm coming home ♪

♪ Been so long I've gone away ♪

♪ Sometimes it's just good to roam ♪

♪ Makes you wanna find your way home ♪

♪ Oh Lord I'm coming home ♪♪

Hello?

Hello. Hey, babe.

Hi, hi. I got att*cked by the dogs.

All the swamp rats are coming out to greet you.

- How you doing, baby? - I'm good, how are you?

- Not too bad. - Hi, guys.

Just gonna open some wine and have a little cheese.

- You want somethin'? - Where's Nicole?

She should be coming home any minute.

She was teaching yoga. Here's looking at you.

- Cheers. Good to see you. - Cheers. Good to see you.

Have you seen Steven or Lauren?

Uh, no, but you remember Lo, right

'who used to live down the street?'

Been seeing her a little bit.

- 'Hi, Nicole.' - 'Hey.'

- How are you? - I haven't seen you in so--

I know, it's good to see you.

- Wanna head out to the pool? - Yeah.

Oh, I love it out here.

- It is pretty. - It's so nice to be home.

Well, it's good to have you here.

It's nice to just come back here and just...

So what's going on?

- Been seeing a lot of Brody. - Yeah?

So is Brody still kind of in love with himself?

[laughs]

I have to say this though.

Brody has grown up a lot in the past...

It's been four years, I guess.

So he can see beyond the reflection in the mirror?

But you know, he's dating a playmate, which...

So he can't see much beyond the reflection in the mirror.

And I've been dating this guy Justin

who's Audrina's ex-boyfriend, kind of.

He says they were never officially together.

- But I went on his motorcycle. - Really?

Well, it was my first time, and I was really nervous

but it was actually a lot of fun.

Alright, what about this, this guy?

- He's Italian. - Oh, yeah?

Italiano tattooed on his stomach.

Everybody needs a big tattoo on their stomach.

Where's yours, dad?

I-I missed that day, that day at school.

I mean, he's cool, but he's kind of a flake.

He's kind of...

He has a lot of baggage with the whole Audrina thing.

Oh, yeah.

He's not someone you would take home to dad, I guess.

Yeah, well, that's fine.

You don't have to take him home to dad then.

I don't think I'm going to.

I've just gone out with him a few times.

I mean, it's, it's nothing serious.

Oh, really?

I don't know.

♪ A dream a laugh ♪

♪ So stay there ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be coming over ♪

♪ While our blood's still young ♪♪

- What's up, girl? - Hello, my sister.

- How are you? - Look at my cowboy bro.

Your father got me this hat.

[Holly] 'Hello!'

'Oh!'

Sister!

Sisters, whoo-hoo!

What do you want to drink, baby?

Oh, I'm not...

Let's take a sh*t.

'Cheers.'

Whoo!

Ah! Bam, bam.

Hey, Holly, how's it going? Best party ever?

Every single second of my life is the best second of my life.

That's a good way to look at it.

From far away, you can't tell

what it is or who it is or whatever.

But if you look up close, it looks like it's all black

'right on that wall over there.'

I really, that's the one I really want to buy.

That's cool.

I'll just take this bottle with me.

- You need to stop drinking. - I definitely don't think that.

- Why? - Timeout.

No, stop. Holly, Holly, stop.

[Brent] 'Who's this?'

♪ Who is gonna save me? ♪

♪ 'Cause I can't reach the stars on my own ♪

♪ My hero ♪

♪ Somebody fighting for me ♪♪

Holly was out of control, Heidi.

She just had too much to drink.

That was not I'm having fun, I'm letting loose

I'm at this great event.

That was like some other

problems going on in her life

where she needed to get so drunk that she would black out.

Do you see Holly a lot?

- Like, is she like that a lot? - Yeah.

Does she drink a lot like that?

Every time we go out, someone asked her to leave

because she's out of control.

- She really needs help, Heidi. - I don't know.

I don't know if I should say anything to her.

I'm a little hesitant to, like--

Talk to her, I think

she'll really listen coming from you.

If you don't wanna do it by yourself, bring Spencer.

You need to talk to her.

♪ Oh oh do you think of me? ♪

♪ You are my match ♪

♪ And I am the flame ♪♪

- Hi. - How hungry are you?

You're cooking me dinner, huh?

- So where have you been? - Out of town for a little bit.

- What? - I don't know, I'm sorry.

No, come on, that's not fair.

How was Brody's birthday?

'It was actually a lot of fun.'

- Yeah? - Yeah, it was.

You missed a good party.

Well, next time.

I know, everyone missed you.

- Really? - Yeah.

- 'You like watching this?' - Mm-hmm.

I do.

Can you get used to it?

- I could get used to it. - Yeah?

Depends how good it tastes, huh?

Yeah.

You get one meal to say you're sorry.

You having fun?

I'm having the time of my life.

♪ Do you do this every day? ♪

♪ Run from me then make me stay ♪

♪ Well honey ♪♪

Jack and Casey left for Mexico again this morning.

Oh, wait, the last time I saw Jack, it was, um...

- The CD? - When I picked up your CD.

Which I never got, by the way.

- Didn't I give it to you? - No.

- Yeah, I did. - No, you didn't.

Unless I gave it to Justin. I don't remember.

Maybe.

Are you in deep thought over there?

Does Justin know you're out with me tonight?

Yeah, I called him yesterday 'cause I just wanted to kinda...

I wanted him to know that we went out together.

He didn't call me back, so...

He does that sometimes. He just disappears, like MIA.

Really? I, I don't remember him ever doing that.

Gosh. Kristin's in for a surprise.

Yeah, she's in for a surprise for sure.

She's gonna learn on her own.

Are you over him?

Yeah.

It's a long time, four years, to spend with somebody

and then just cut it off.

♪ Carry me home ♪

♪ In the stars in the stars ♪♪

- Mm. - It smells really good.

- Cheers, baby. - Thank you.

Sorry, I didn't show up to that party.

It's okay. This makes up for it.

Oh, yeah?

I don't think I've ever had anyone cook me dinner before.

I don't think I've cooked anybody dinner before.

- 'Really?' - I swear.

Well, I'm glad I'm the first.

I'm not gonna tell my mom I cooked for somebody.

She'd, she'd drop dead.

Are you're gonna tell your mom about me?

- I don't know. - 'I told my dad about you.'

Oh.

That's a big thing though. Telling papa.

I mean, listen, you know, it's all good.

I don't, I don't want a boyfriend.

- I don't want anything-- - Right, right.

Dude, come on. I have my doubts too.

'I'm sure you do. I'm not sa--'

You're no angel wings over there.

[laughing] Really?

What are your concerns with me?

Mmm, you're a little bit of a wild card.

Yeah.

Which is good for a guy like me.

[laughs]

What's next on the menu?

I'm kind of tired.

- Wine. - It's the wine.

Should we bring this stuff in?

I'll get it later.

♪ Da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da da da ♪♪

♪ Do you got something to say to me? ♪

♪ Your secrets are best kept secrets ♪

♪ I've got nothing to say ♪♪

I just don't really know how

to bring it up or what I should say.

Man, this is not gonna be a fun lunch.

She's already late too. She's probably hungover.

Oh, hello, happy couple.

- How are you? - Sup, sis?

- Mwah. - Your red lips.

Hi. Oh, yeah.

Gotta be, uh, careful of that.

Don't get them on me.

Thank you. Can we have some salsa, please?

Uh, may I, please, get a margarita?

'Patron, please, on the rocks with salt.'

'Thank you.'

That used to be my old middle name was Patron.

- I retired it though. - 'You did.'

Did you guys have fun at the party?

Um, I was surprised I saw you even drinking.

Uh, when it's an occasion, then I can have a few drinks.

Thank you.

You were scary, like

at a point of too much drinking.

If you're doing that anytime, that's too much.

'And it scares me a little bit'

that you don't really think

you have a problem.

Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying is

to me that that's pretty standard.

That's what I mean.

That was Brent Bolthouse's

most influential, heavy-hitter crowd

'the people you're all trying to network.'

And then people don't take you seriously.

Next time they see you, they're like

"I won't do business with you, I saw you--"

- Yeah, do a dance-off. - Whatever, you know.

Well, I appreciate it.

We're so similar, how we get all liquored

and we just talk bleh, bleh, bleh, and, like

yeah, I'm right there with you, you know.

So for me, I see it and I'm like pfft.

You're like a long-haired Spencer Pratt over there.

Just with better dance moves, you know?

'There's no like, big, like, you're out of line.'

I just know what you're capable of.

That's true, like, I need to make moves

and alcohol should not be

my number one love of my life.

But we have had many great years together

but I think it's time to break up for good.

♪ I always dreamed I'd be ♪

♪ As you almost can't find me ♪

♪ I don't know what I ♪♪

[knock on door]

- Hi! - Oh!

- Look who it is, I know. - Bentley!

- What up, Mrs. Bobby? - Hi.

- How you doing? - I'm good. How are you?

Hi, Bentley. Hi, little monkey.

- Look, he remembers me. - 'Don't know.'

- Do not think he remembers you. - He's like my mom.

- He does not remember you. - Yes, he does.

- Look at him looking at me. - Oh, yeah.

Oh, God! How much does this boy eat?

- Old school days, huh? - 'I know.'

Bought him for you, you didn't take care of him.

- I had to take him back. - I took care of him.

I just didn't want him.

- I'm sorry. - Like a day.

How's Jayde?

Someone told me that you guys break up all the time.

We never break, actual break-up.

'It's kinda like we just talk, we're like...'

Oh, should we break up?

We never really do.

Does she know that I'm over here?

Uh, no, she knows from when you

'first came into town in the beginning.'

'I told her and made it very clear'

like, Kristin is my good friend.

We have... Yes, we have a past

'but she's one of my closest friends'

and you have nothing to worry about.

So what have you heard about Justin?

Of course, like, for me, I like him a lot.

- He's one of my good friends. - 'Yeah.'

And I have a lot of good friends

'that I would never say to a girl, like'

He's perfect for you and he's gonna treat you like...

Like?

I'm just saying that, you know

I don't, I don't know.

He came to my Malibu house.

- He hunted me down. - Did he? Oh, he just showed up?

Yeah. But, uh, yeah, but I kind of like it.

But you know, I'll tell you this though, you know

Audrina's gonna be comin' after you.

Oh, of course, but I called her

and I wanted to go to lunch with her

to, like, talk about everything and she stood me up.

So basically, this is your way of being, like, ha ha ha.

No, no, no and I'm not hooking up with Justin

to be, like, Screw you, Audrina.

So you have nothing up your sleeve with this?

- No, I really don't. - It's a match made in heaven.

- It really is. - Yeah, it's funny.

I really did not think that I would end up likin' him.

I believe you.

♪ 'Cause it's funny ♪

♪ The things we choose ♪

♪ The grass is greener ♪

♪ And we're living like ♪

♪ There's nothing we can lose ♪

♪ When all is said and done ♪

♪ We're still unhappy ♪

♪ And we want it back the way it was ♪♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- How you doing? - Good.

I don't know whether to give you a hug.

We can sit.

So quiet up here, it's like...

Yeah, it's nice up here.

What's up?

I just want to, like, stop all the awkwardness

'and, like, break the ice'

so it's not weird whenever we run into each other out

or you're with Kristin or--

Yeah, last time I saw you two together

your claws were out. Fangs.

That's true, but I mean, it's still like...

It was hard seeing you guys, like, hanging out.

And, like, I was upset with you and--

I did feel weird about putting somebody else

on the back of my motorcycle.

But you know what, I also would never go to people

that you talk to, hang out with

that are closer to you than to me

and hang out with them nor talk to them.

- 'Or be anything--' - Is this about Derek, Justin?

There you go. Who would do that?

I would... If you think about me I would never do that stuff.

'I didn't do anything with Kristin'

to get back at you for any reason.

Derek talked to you. You said it was fine.

I don't care.

I just wonder if the, the role was flipped, how you would feel.

Well, that's what I mean, like, I'm glad you're with Kristin.

I'm glad you guys are happy.

Listen, me and Kristin aren't together.

We've hung out.

I cooked for her.

You know, that was, like, basically the gist of it.

It's like a big part of me

will always have feelings for you

and always be that guy towards you.

But at the same time it's like, I don't...

I don't know what to do, feel, or say.

Neither do I right now. I don't know.

But...

I just don't...

I would never be able to say, you know

anything was better than Audrina Patridge

ever in my life.

I won't talk to Derek anymore.

Don't let me stop you.

[both chuckle]

♪ We're still unhappy ♪

♪ And we want ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ The ones that mean the most ♪

♪ Are the first to leave behind ♪

♪ Right now ♪♪

[theme music]