♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, who's your
friend when things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
♪ Once upon a summertime,
just a dream from yesterday ♪
♪ A boy and his
magic golden flute ♪
♪ Heard a boat
from off the bay ♪
♪ Come and play with me,
Jimmy, come and play with me ♪
♪ And I will take you on a
trip far across the sea ♪
♪ But the boat belonged
to a kooky old witch ♪
♪ Who had in mind
the flute to snitch ♪
♪ From her vroom
broom in the sky ♪
♪ She watched her
plans materialize ♪
♪ She waved her wand, the
beautiful boat was gone ♪
♪ The skies grew dark,
the sea grew rough ♪
♪ And the boat sailed on and on
and on and on and on and on ♪
♪ But Pufnstuf was watching too
and knew exactly what to do ♪
♪ He saw the witch's
boat att*ck ♪
♪ And as the boy
was fighting back ♪
♪ He called his rescue racer
crew as often they'd rehearsed ♪
♪ And off to save
the boy they flew ♪
- [Speaker] But who
would get there first?
♪ But now the boy
had washed ashore ♪
♪ Puff arrived to save the day ♪
♪ Which made the witch
so mad and sore ♪
♪ She shook her fist
and screamed away ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, who's your
friend when things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
you can't do enough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, who's your
friend when things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Can't do a little 'cause
you can't do enough ♪
[cheerful carefree music]
[Pufnstuf snoring]
[playful music]
[playful upbeat music]
[audience laughing]
[dramatic orchestral music]
- Hey, where are you
goin', little girl?
- I'm not a little
girl, I'm a boy.
- Eh, what do I know?
I'm batty. [laughs]
- Not so fast, my young bucko,
the witch will want to know
what you're doing in her forest.
- [Jimmy] Let go,
you big dumb oak!
- Ow!
Oh, oh, he's breaking my lip!
- I've got him, he won't get
away from me, you little human!
- I won't, hey?
- Ouch, grab him!
- I think he cracked my trunk.
- Quick, after him!
[crickets chirping]
- I may never walk again.
Do you think we'll catch him?
- We'd better,
or the witch will
turn us into shingles.
- Oh, take it easy,
my roots are dragging.
- Shh, shh, hold it,
someone is coming.
[playful music]
[audience laughing]
- After them.
- Grab the little bugs!
[playful music]
[audience laughing]
[dramatic orchestral music]
[playful music]
- [gasps] Oh, wow, you
two guys sure scared me,
but I'm glad you're here now.
You can help me out, okay?
Good, I knew I could
depend on you two.
See the witch's boat down there?
[crickets chirping]
We're gonna capture
it so Freddy and I
can sail it back home.
[crickets chirping]
[playful music]
You two come back here!
If you go by yourself, the
witch'll surely get you.
[playful music]
[audience laughs]
Okay okay, relax, the witch
doesn't know we're here.
Shh.
[playful dramatic music]
[electricity buzzing]
- Oh, Your Witchiness,
quick, they're going
to steal your boat!
- Steal my boat?
How do you know?
- I once swallowed
a crystal ball,
thought it was a big jellybean.
- Stop with the funny jokes,
you oversized chicken!
[gasps] They are trying
to steal my boat.
Those little grabbers.
- See, I told ya so.
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah ♪
Oh! [sobbing]
You don't love me,
no one loves me.
I'm a failure, you hear me,
a miserable, total failure.
- Stop crying, your tears
will cause a short circuit.
[machinery buzzing]
[playful music]
[gong booms]
How about them crisp poultries?
[dramatic orchestral music]
[playful upbeat music]
- Hide, quick, the
guard's coming.
[playful energetic music]
[playful upbeat music]
[creature chuckles]
Shh, what's the
matter with you two?
The witch will hear you.
- I hear and see everything!
- Yeah, everything!
- And I see you're trying
to steal my boat, you
little ship nappers!
- Yeah, ship nappers-
- Will you shut up?
Stop, quick!
Hairy goat, stinging bee,
stop you three
'cause I say freeze.
- Nice goin', Witchiepoo.
- One of my better stunts.
All right, boy, I want
your golden flute.
Hand it over.
- How can he,
Chiefy, he's frozen.
- Well just don't stand
there, dummy, frisk him.
- He's clean.
He doesn't have it on him.
- Drat!
Double drat!
The flute must be back
in Pufnstuf's cave.
- How you gonna get him?
That's the one place
your magic doesn't work.
- Think, think, think!
Ah ha, I've got it,
I'll turn Jimmy into
a mechanical boy.
- A mechanical boy?
- Right,
and he'll do exactly as I say
and I'll send him
to get the flute.
- Oh boy, this I gotta see.
Go to it, Chiefy.
- Nuts and bolts,
screws and nails,
help me make my evil toy,
turn him into a mechanical boy!
[electricity zaps]
[thunder crashes]
Who are you?
- I'm a mechanical boy.
- Boy, that's great!
- No, he's too mechanical.
They're liable to get wise.
He needs some emotion.
Be happy.
- Happy. [laughs]
- Be sad.
- Sad. [cries]
- Be angry.
- Angry. [growls]
- Good, now go get Freddy Flute
and bring him to my castle.
You have 24 hours.
Do you understand?
- I understand, I
have 24 hours, bye.
[mechanics clicking]
[audience laughs]
- Gee, your terrific-
- Silence, Seymour, flattery
will get you somewhere.
[Witchiepoo cackles]
Now go pick up those
two frozen dumdums
and let's get outta here.
- Right, Chiefy, we'll take
'em back to the castle.
[Seymour humming happily]
[playful upbeat music]
[cheerful music]
[mechanics clicking]
- Jimmy, where have you been?
We missed you.
[mechanics clicking]
Jimmy, you feeling all right?
Jimmy, put me down,
what's happened to you?
Where are you taking me?
- I am to take you to my master.
- Jimmy, this is not
like you, what's wrong?
Who's your master?
- I am sorry, I cannot
give out that information.
[playful music]
[mechanics clicking]
- [Freddy] Help Pufnstuf,
something's wrong with Jimmy.
- Jimmy, what happened to you?
Why are you walkin' that way?
♪ I'm a mechanical boy ♪
♪ Like a mechanical toy ♪
♪ I follow directions,
whatever I'm told ♪
♪ I never get hot and
I never get cold ♪
♪ I never have lived
so I never grow old ♪
♪ That's because I'm
a mechanical boy ♪
♪ I'm a mechanical boy ♪
♪ Like a mechanical toy ♪
♪ I do what I'm ordered
and never ask why ♪
♪ I never can laugh
and I never can cry ♪
♪ I never have lived
so I never shall die ♪
♪ That's because I'm a,
'cause I'm a, 'cause I'm a ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a, 'cause
I'm a mechanical boy ♪
Oh my goodness,
Jimmy, what happened?
- Pufnstuf, do something!
Jimmy is sick.
- He's not sick, he acts
like he's under a spell.
It must be the witch.
- No one can stop me, I
must return to my master.
I have 24 hours.
- No Jimmy, stop.
It must be a time spell.
Jimmy, I'm taking you
to the clock people.
They know all about time spells.
- I am going to the castle.
- No Jimmy, no!
- I'd better get him to
the clock people fast.
- I must return to the
castle with Freddie Flute.
I have 24 hours.
- No Jimmy, stop!
Oh my.
- [chuckles] A beautiful
home is a beautiful [mutters]
Oh, oh, well now. [shuddering]
[house sneezes]
[audience laughs]
- [laughs] Oh my,
you ought to cover your door
when you sneeze. [laughs]
Brush, brush, clean
clean clean. [laughs]
Oh, ah yes, keep the place
all clean and bright and
[laughs] oh, hi Mayor, hi boy.
- Dr. Blinky, Jimmy
is under a time spell.
- Hm, now that you mention
it, he doesn't look too good.
Where are you taking him?
- To the clock people.
- Oh, smart move.
Also good thinking
[laughs] oh yes.
- Dr. Blinky, can you get
me out of Jimmy's hand?
- Oh my, that's a
tough assignment.
Now let me see, uh, ah
yes, how do you do, Jimmy?
Uh, shake hands.
- How do you do,
I have 24 hours.
- Oh, ow.
- Oh, sorry.
- But what are we
gonna do about Jimmy?
- Well, take him to
the clock people fast.
I'll keep Freddy here with me.
- Right, see you later.
- Bye, happy landing.
- Happy. [laughs]
[audience laughs]
- Come on, Freddy,
I'll keep you safe.
- Oh thank you, but I sure
am worried about Jimmy.
- Oh, he'll be all right,
those clock people know
what time it is. [laughs]
[clock chiming]
[whirring]
- So you see, Grandfather Clock,
we must break the
mechanical time spell
the witch put on Jimmy.
- What kind of time spell
are we talkin' about, sonny?
- Listen, Jimmy,
what's your problem?
- I have 24 hours, I must
bring Freddy to the castle.
- A 24 hour spell, huh?
Get the time machine ready.
- Yes Grandfather.
- Oh, the poor boy,
he looks so sad.
- Sad. [squeaky crying]
- Please don't cry,
I'll fix you a bowl
of chicken clock soup.
- Please, Mother, not now.
- Jimmy's so cute, he looks
like a shockproof watch
I once spent time with.
You're cute too.
What are you doing
tonight, chubby?
- Now now, girl-
- Time machine's ready,
Grandfather, it's ready.
- Golly, I hope
it's not dangerous.
- Nothin' to worry about, sonny.
- Come on, right
this way, Jimmy.
- I must go to the castle.
- Oh uh, this is a shortcut.
- Oh fuss and feathers,
they've got Jimmy
in the clock house.
I've got to stop those clock
people, those darn nosy bodies.
Why don't they stick to
their ticks and tocks?
- Oh!
- [gasps] You noodlehead,
you've changed channels.
- Wait, Witchiepoo, I
found Freddie Flute.
He's at Dr. Blinky's, look.
- [gasps] You're right.
Good bird.
Keep it up and I'll treat
you to a nose job. [cackles]
I'll be back with
a toot and a flash.
- Bye.
[playful music]
[audience laughing]
- Golly, that's the most
stupendous thing I've ever seen.
It's not gonna hurt him, is it?
- Not a bit sonny.
Matter of fact, he'll
come out happy as a clam.
- Happy. [laughs]
- Jumping jellybeans,
Grandfather, look at him.
Hurry up, please do what
you have to do, quick.
- We're all ready to start.
Contact.
[Jimmy laughing]
I'm going to speed
up time for Jimmy.
He's gonna become 24 hours
older in just 24 minutes.
- Jumping Jehoshaphat,
what then, Gramps?
- Then, the witch's
spell will be removed
and jimmy will be his old
self again, don't you know.
- Oh hurry, please hurry.
- [Grandfather] Stand
by everyone, here we go.
[machinery whirring]
[humming]
[dramatic music]
[cheerful upbeat music]
[broom whirring]
[playful music]
[audience laughing]
[liquid burbling]
[door clatters]
[Witchiepoo gasps]
- Where is he?
Where did you hide
my golden flute?
- We told you,
Freddy's not here.
- Leave us alone, I'll
get mad and burn your wig.
- Quiet, you drip,
you can't fool me.
I know Freddy Flute's here
and you'd better tell
me where he is or else!
I know you're here, Freddy.
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
Yetch.
[audience laughs]
That's where you must be.
I'll find you.
[items clattering]
- What a time for Dr. Blinky
to be out on a house call.
[machinery whirring]
[alarm rings]
- Right on time.
Let's see what we've got.
- I wonder if it
worked, Grandfather.
- Like clockwork.
- Jimmy, you all right?
Jimmy, speak to me,
how do you feel?
- I feel great.
Where am I?
What's been happening?
- If I told you, you
wouldn't believe me.
- Where's Freddy?
- [Speaker] Look darling,
here's Cling and Clang.
- Wait a minute, Cling and
Clang, what's the matter?
[audience laughs]
The witch?
[audience laughs]
Dr. Blinky?
Jumping Jupiter.
Jimmy, come on,
Freddy's at Dr. Blinky's
and the witch is there.
- Oh no, let's go!
- Thanks, Grandfather, bye.
Hurry, hurry!
- [Witchiepoo]
Drat, where are you?
- Charlie, quick, call her over.
- What are you going to do?
- [Candle] You'll see.
- Witchie, come here, I
have the flute, look in me.
- Now you're clapping your
pages, cookie. [laughs]
Well, where is it?
- In here.
[book thuds]
[Witchiepoo hollering]
- Knock off.
- You bent my nose!
- Get lost or I'll
drip hot wax on it.
- I've got Freddy, look in me.
- You'd better not fool me.
[book comps]
Ow, oh!
Let go or I'll give you
a sh*t in your index!
Oh, oh oh.
Watch that, you deadbeat.
- We must have a bite
together again sometime.
- Why don't you look in
me, maybe I have the flute.
- You're not going to
fool me again. [chuckles]
[cackling] I bet you're
the one that has him.
[liquid blurbs]
[Witchiepoo gasps]
[expl*si*n blasts]
[audience laughs]
There you are.
Ah, I've got you
now, my gold dearie.
- [Freddy] Oh no
no, please help!
- Put him down, put him down!
- The witch has Freddy!
- She's getting away!
- Hey you witch, put him back!
- [Freddy] Help, help!
- Shout all you want
to, no one can hear you.
I've got you at last.
- We got you, witch!
- Stop!
Or I'll turn him into
a French fried flute!
- [Freddy] Let me go, please!
- What are we gonna do?
- I've got an idea,
get her attention.
- I finally got you,
my little fluty cutie.
- Pardon me, my good woman,
as mayor of Living
Island, I'd like-
- Hold it, buster!
Move again and I'll turn
you into a potato bug.
- [Pufnstuf] Now
madame, as mayor,
I order you to cease and desist.
- Out of my way, you
jolly green dumdum.
[witch shrieks]
[house beginning to sneeze]
What's goin' on?
[house beginning to sneeze]
[house sneezes]
- Oh!
- Gotcha.
You all right, Freddy?
- [Freddy] Now I am.
Zacks and Zounds,
where's my wand?
My wand?
- Your wand?
- Get away with this!
- Hurry, hurry,
quick, everybody duck, duck!
[house beginning to sneeze]
[house sneezes]
[witch screams]
[playful upbeat music]
♪ I'm a mechanical boy ♪
♪ Like a mechanical toy ♪
♪ I do as I'm ordered
and never ask why ♪
♪ I never can laugh
and I never can cry ♪
♪ I never have lived
so I never shall die ♪
♪ That's because I'm a,
'cause I'm a, 'cause I'm a, ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a, 'cause
I'm a mechanical boy ♪
[upbeat carefree music]
♪ Woo, I got you
got, everybody got ♪
♪ Someone who cares, by
the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
♪ Where do you go when
things get rough ♪
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, well
you can't do a little ♪
♪ 'Cause you can't do enough ♪
- See you next week!
- I sure hope so.
[audience applauding]
[playful music]
01x04 - The Mechanical Boy
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The adventures of a boy trapped in a fantastic land with a dragon friend and a witch enemy.
The adventures of a boy trapped in a fantastic land with a dragon friend and a witch enemy.