04x07 - Back on the Market

[bunniefuu]

[pop music plays]

♪ I'm hooked on this feeling
And I'm wanting some more ♪

♪ I can't get enough
Got a craving for more ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ I'm high on the feeling
Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ And I'm not going down, down, down ♪

- Well, well, well.
- Hey, babe!

[all laugh]

Hi! Happy house-moving day!

Oh, my gosh. You guys!

Gracie! Do you like your new house?

[Chrishell] Okay, come in.
Let me show you.

[cheerful music plays]

- Look!
- [Mary] Oh, my God!

It's all ready
for you to decorate, Amanza.

- Yeah! What do you guys think?
- [Amanza] Oh, my God.

- [Mary] Aw!
- [Amanza] I love it.

[Mary] I am so happy for you.

- [cork pops]
- [all whoop]

[Mary] Look at that.

I feel like moving
is normally really stressful,

but I've got my friends.

I've got a little piece of paradise.
What more could a girl want?

Hello, hello!

[Chrishell] Oh, hi!

- Hi!
- [Mary] Aw.

Oh, my God! Oh, it's so pretty!

I brought empanadas and champagne.

- [Mary] Nice.
- [all laugh]

[Chrishell] Hi, guys.
How are you? Come on in.

The table's gonna go here
and the chairs around it.

- [mover] All right.
- [Chrishell] Thank you so much.

Perfect.

- [Amanza] Mm-hmm.
- [Mary] Get it, girl.

[Emma laughs] 1-800-hot-movers.

- To your new house! Congratulations!
- [all] Cheers.

[Mary] He does keep looking hotter
the more sweaty he gets. He's, like...

- [all laugh]
- [all] Cheers!

[Amanza] I'm so proud of you.

I feel like I've worked
so hard my whole life,

and I never even had a house
sometimes growing up,

and so to feel like you have
something that no one can take away,

and that you, you know, just...
It feels really good.

[Amanza] You have to be emotional too.

Don't make me cry
in front of the hot movers!

- [Amanza] Sorry.
- Oh, my goodness.

Having grown up
without a house, many times,

um...

and then being in a situation
where all of a sudden,

what I felt like was my house, I...

It no longer was.

Um...

I just feel like it's...

Like I've finally gotten to a place
where I can have my own home,

my own keys.

It's just...

It means more to me than anything.

[Mary] I'm so sorry.
I have to go meet a client.

- [Emma] I'm gonna give you a hug.
- I love you, guys.

I will come back and help again,
and we will redo this.

[Chrishell] Yes. Love you.

All right. Bye.

Well, that just means
more wine for me. [chuckles]

I think my mover just winked at me.

Like, I'm just going to start
getting names and numbers of hot guys,

and when you're ready,
I'll go through my little Rolodex.

I feel like everyone
is trying to set me up,

which is really sweet
and I appreciate that.

I've just been on another track,
so I've been like, "I'm not interested."

You know, "Thank you,
but no thank you for now."

But Heather was saying I'm gonna meet
Tarek's friend during the yacht party.

[Emma] Oh, yeah.

Sometimes it's nice
to meet somebody through somebody else,

'cause they kind of vet them out
a little bit for you.

I know. Well, actually,
Heather's been a little tight-lipped.

- I truly don't know anything about him.
- Do you know what he looks like?

- Yes, I saw a photo, but...
- [Emma] What's your thoughts of the photo?

I know he's a dad.
I know he's Tarek's friend. He's handsome.

I think that's better.

Maybe I'm ready,
because I'm starting to be like, "Well..."

[all chuckle]

- Cobwebs.
- [Emma] It's been a minute!

Okay.

♪ I've taken knocks ♪

♪ To be strong and independent
I got that ♪

♪ Ring me in the morning
And I'm ready to go ♪

♪ Don't need a man to be defined ♪

♪ Don't need him no more... ♪

We got into escrow
on the Achilles property at 7.25.

The buyer wants to buy the Ferrari
that was in the driveway,

which is super annoying.

♪ I'm in the zone
And I just hit a stride ♪

♪ Haters got me singing
Like ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Uh, I gotta let you go, man.

Christine's just shown up.
We'll talk soon.

- Hey!
- How are you?

- [Jason] Good.
- Good to see you.

[Jason] You too.

- How's it going?
- [Jason sighs] Busy.

A little overwhelming today.

- Thank you.
- I got just a Diet Coke and a water.

- Do you want something?
- That's perfect.

- Would you like anything to eat?
- [Christine] You guys have a cheeseburger?

- [server] Yeah.
- Sounds good.

[Jason] I'll actually get
a cheeseburger too.

- Okay.
- [Jason] So what's going on with the baby?

He's so good. Last night
just slept five hours through the night.

- That's a good thing?
- Yeah, that's a good thing.

Everyone's commenting
about how quickly you bounced back

to normal life despite a new baby.

So, for me, like, I'm motivated by,
like, wanting to do things.

I go stir crazy.

My baby's sleeping
and I'm like... I can't do it.

I've been sitting in my house
working in my bed. I'm going nuts.

- Yeah.
- Like, "I need to be in the office."

I'm ready for you to come back.
It is getting busy out there.

[both] Thank you.

[Christine] I'm excited. I really need it.

[Jason] Not to create awkwardness here,

but Emma is sitting in your desk,
but that's your desk.

I'm happy to tell her when you come back.

Her and I actually had
a good talk at the dog party.

I feel like we can actually work together.

Look, I can play nice with Emma,
but at the end of the day,

I've been at the O Group the longest.
I am the OG queen.

So when I get back, take a little seat,

'cause no one puts Baby in the corner.

But I was kind of surprised...

by Mary's reaction to me at the party.

She seemed really upset when I walked in.

I feel like you guys have been...
going back and forth on sh*t.

Well, she sent, you know,
a baby gift around the time

of my baby shower.

I didn't get a chance
to tell her thank you.

She thought I was ghosting her...

It won't just be a couple of texts
that make everything okay.

It's gonna be a concerted effort over time
to prove that you are here to work,

and you're not here to undermine,
or say anything negative to people.

I've done my fair share
of apologizing, like,

"Please! Will you be friends with me?
Like, please!"

I'm done with that. I wanna move forward.

I'm like the phoenix in Harry Potter.

I just wanna rise
from the m*therf*cking ashes,

sell houses.

Like, let's all get along,
let's all be friends.

I'm ready to just move past everything.
I really am.

[Jason] I mean, it's not high school
at the Oppenheim Group.

It's selling real estate.
I know you know that.

Wouldn't it be fun if it was high school?

I'd tell everyone to wear pink,
and say, "You can't sit with me."

No.

[groovy pop music playing]

♪ Watch me do what I do ♪

♪ I'm in charge, yeah
I make the rules, yeah ♪

♪ Ready, set, strike, hey ♪

♪ Shake it like you really want it ♪

♪ Ready, set, strike, hey ♪

♪ Drop to the side, do a little wiggle ♪

♪ Glide to the right
Shake your stiletto like hey, hey ♪

♪ Are you ready?
Count one, two, three, strike! ♪

- Hello. I'm home.
- Oh, my... [laughs]

- [Heather] What do we think?
- I think...

I take my job very serious.

- You're absolutely ridiculous, Heather.
- [laughs]

My client Karan
absolutely loves this house,

but he's concerned
the house in front of him being built

is gonna obstruct
his gorgeous view of L.A.

- It's seriously like a quinceañera party.
- Isn't it adorable?

No, it's ridiculous.

[Heather] So Jason has
this really cute idea to put balloons

on the property below Karan's house
to see if it obstructs the view.

We're hoping it doesn't.

So I brought five just in case we mess up,

'cause I don't think
you'll be able to throw it over there.

I really don't. Let's have a bet.

- What do we bet?
- First try.

- Whatever you want.
- Let's bet some money.

- Hundred bucks.
- Done.

- Two hundred bucks.
- Two hundred bucks.

- First try?
- Of course! I'll do it with my left hand.

- Okay, deal.
- Okay.

Jason might be
a really amazing real-estate broker,

but he's definitely not an athlete,
so the money's in the bag.

Oh, sh**t!

- [screams] Really?
- [Jason] No.

- Oh, my God! Don't do that!
- [Jason laughs]

[Karan] Hey, what's happening?

- Hey. What's up?
- Hi!

- How are you?
- [Heather] I brought the party today.

This is a first.
I've never seen anything like it.

So we've done our research
on how high you can build.

The building codes allow for 30 feet,
and that includes air-conditioning ducts

and everything else.

This balloon is two feet tall and this...

- String.
- [Jason] ...is 28 feet long.

So if the top of this balloon
is at a manageable level,

like below the ficus or below the top
of the Sierra Towers building,

I think we're good.

I like the idea,

'cause the view is the biggest obstacle
to moving forward on this,

so if we can still have
the full Century City view,

and the ocean, mountains,
then I'm serious about moving forward.

- Really? Okay.
- If not, then it's a deal-breaker.

- It's all about the view.
- So this is our deal-breaker?

- Yeah. Deal-maker or deal-breaker.
- But today we will write.

We will write or we will walk.

[both] Shake on it.

- Yes!
- Absolutely.

- Let's do it.
- Let's see where it goes.

You ready, guys? Three, two, one.

This is it!

[Jason groans] sh*t.
That wasn't a good throw.

- Go right hand. Forget left hand.
- 200 bucks.

- [Jason] f*cking annoying.
- [all laugh]

You owe me 200 bucks. [laughs]

That was the easiest 200 I've ever made.
I should've bet way more.

I should've bet thousands.
He was so sure, but you lost, Jason.

Come on, Jay. Big throw.

- [grunts]
- [Karan] There you go.

[Heather] Yay!

[gasps]

Wow. Okay, well, that's not bad at...
Wait. That's not bad at all.

[Jason] No. The land actually slopes down,

so the farther out you go,
the lower it'll be.

- That's the highest point.
- Okay.

- This is the highest point here?
- Yeah.

[Heather] How do you feel?

[Karan] I like it.
It doesn't block much view.

- It doesn't block the main view.
- Not at all.

Sitting inside the house,
I don't think you'll see any of it.

[Heather] No, 'cause farther back,
it's not affecting anything.

[Jason] The farther you get back,
the better it gets.

Now that we know it's not gonna block
your beautiful view, we're obviously...

I know you don't wanna write at 14,
so what are you comfortable coming at?

I'll be really candid with you.
My top line is 12.5.

I don't care how we negotiate it,
I'll leave that to your expertise,

I just want to end up there or below.

I think either we start at 12
and see what they say,

or we write best and final 12.5,
and then that's it.

And then seal the deal,
and not go back and forth.

No negotiations,
and just take it or leave it.

We'll hash it out
and let you know what they say,

but if we don't go above 12.5,
you're good?

- Sounds good. Thank you both.
- Yeah? Okay?

- Success.
- Yay!

- Jay wants to throw the final balloon.
- Appreciate it.

[funky music playing]

♪ Ooh, we blazing trails now ♪

♪ Standing out from the crowd ♪

You know you're in trouble
when you get an e-mail that says,

"Extremely..." All caps.

"Extremely urgent needed ASAP."

- [Heather laughs]
- [Emma] Oh, God.

[Heather] All capitals
in the subject line. [laughs]

- I'm like, "Stop yelling at me."
- [Emma] Right?

- [all greeting]
- [Mary] Hi.

- [Heather] Love the blue.
- Thank you. Hey!

- [Heather] Electric blue.
- I know. I feel electric.

So, guys...

- [Chrishell] What's up?
- I have amazing news.

I just closed on French's house.

- Oh, my God!
- [all cheer]

[Emma] Go, Mary!

[Mary] Full price, five million.

- Finally! It's been like this.
- [Mary] I know.

It's been tough.
After we fell out of escrow,

and then, like,
it was just all kinds of stuff.

[Heather] We're all in good moods today.

I officially just closed escrow
on the Doheny house today.

- [Mary] No way!
- Heather!

So it was originally listed for 14,
and we closed at 12 and a half.

- Oh, Heather, yes!
- [all cheer]

Oh, my God! Yay!

So, Mary...

- Wanna ring it together?
- Together!

- [screams]
- [cheering continues]

- I love it!
- [Mary] I'm proud of you.

[Heather] One, two, three.

- [rings wildly]
- [cheering]

- [Heather] Double. Yes!
- [Emma] Double, right?

[Chrishell] Good job, hotties.

[Heather] Thanks, love.
Let me get through my table first.

- Yay! Congratulations.
- I'm literally sweating. Like, I am.

- Oh, my God. [chuckles]
- [Vanessa laughs]

Okay, girls, so I need a little bit
of positive energy my way,

because my property in Malibu
just fell out of escrow, so...

- Ugh!
- [Mary] Oh, no!

Yeah, it's so upsetting
because it was such a great escrow.

You know, it was listed for 1,299,000.

We got an offer for 1,450,000,
which was wonderful.

So I was obviously
a little bit, like, freaking out

because it's the first time
I go through this situation.

The buyers pulled out.

They wanted a turnkey house,
and this is not a turnkey house.

This definitely needs the work.

And I was in shock.

I was like, "How am I gonna call my client

and tell him we fell out of escrow?"

I just felt that I just, you know...
I disappointed myself,

my sister, my client.

Oh, my gosh. Don't say that.

This is how it goes.
This is actually part of it.

I feel like I'm a little sponge right now,

that I'm, you know,
taking the best of everyone here.

They're all super successful.

They're all inspiring women.
I'm like, "Wow!"

I wanna go and do more sales.

I wanna k*ll it. I wanna ring that bell.
I'm going to make it happen.

Let's send Vanessa our positive energy.

- [Vanessa] Thank you.
- Positive vibes.

- It's gonna sell. Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
- [Chrishell] Yes, it is.

[upbeat electronic music playing]

♪ Don't I need that? ♪

♪ Don't I need that? ♪

♪ Good to see it ♪

[doorbell rings]

Ah!

[cheerful music plays]

[gasps] Hello, guys.

Give me a hug!

Hello!

Hi!

- Hi, good to see you.
- [Amanza] This is Natalie.

- You know Natalie. The nanny.
- Yes! Hi. You look gorgeous.

- Welcome, guys!
- To the palace!

It is not easy balancing work,

being the breadwinner,

being the mom, being the dad.

It's a lot.

[Chrishell]
You guys make yourself at home,

get in the pool if you want.

So the fact Chrishell asked me
to decorate her house was really cool,

and also, she told me I could bring
the kids when we had the meeting.

- You take this. Cheers.
- Thank you. Cheers!

Thank you for trusting my vision
to help you with this.

[Chrishell] Oh, my gosh.
Yes! I need your vision.

- I'm getting excited!
- Me too. This place is so amazing.

[Chrishell] Look at you.
So cute with all your tools.

I literally have thousands
of fabric samples...

- Okay. I'm excited.
- [Amanza] ...in my garage/home office.

But there is no way to bring them,
so this is just, like, to get ideas.

- [Chrishell] I love it.
- [Amanza] I'm gonna take notes.

Yeah. So picture this wood.
I want a different table and chairs.

That's from the other house.
It's fine for now.

[Amanza] This is a cool table.

But I think it's a little too small.

I could have my furniture maker
match the exact wood,

and they could just add.

I would keep the sofas.
We could change the pillows.

But I don't mind the...
The pillows go with the kitchen.

- We'll talk.
- [both laugh]

Okay, you're in charge.

You're not married
to anything except for the frames?

I am not married. That is for sure.
That is why we're doing whatever we want.

[Amanza] It's a bachelorette pad!

Look at this.

In the morning,
this is where I have my coffee.

- [Amanza] Oh!
- How amazing is this?

I'm so proud of you.
This is so motivating.

One day, we'll have this too,

and I'll be able to look
at these two kids,

and be like, "I did that for y'all."

A hundred percent.

And I'll be like, "Beatrice! Make sure
the children don't drown in the pool!"

Are you still doing it all by yourself?

[Amanza] So there's two major things
that I need to tell you.

Last weekend, I started getting calls
from this number that I don't recognize,

and so I was like, "Ugh!"
You know, I just wasn't answering.

And then I started getting texts,
and it said, "Hi, Miss Smith."

"This is 'so-and-so'
from Child Protective Services."

"We got an anonymous tip

that you have left
your children home alone

for the past two days,

and it's unclear
if there's food in the house for them,

and that you are neglecting
and abusing your children."

"I need to talk to you
about this important matter immediately,

and I'm standing on your front porch."

- And I'm like, "What?"
- What?

I had to literally get interviewed
by this woman

for, like, over an hour, maybe two hours.

Interviewed both kids individually,
went through my house.

I had to show her,

"This is my prescription
I take every day," take pictures of it.

Open the refrigerator.

I had to go yesterday
and do a random drug test.

A f*cking drug test.

- Oh, my God.
- I might be an okay friend.

I'm a pretty good decorator.

I know I'm a f*cking good mom,

and I do everything for these kids, like...

- You are a f*cking great friend.
- [chuckles] Thank you.

You are a great decorator,
and you are a great mom.

The way that you've mothered your children
through the obstacles that you've had,

I could only hope
to be half the mom that you are,

and I just want you to know that
'cause I feel you doubt yourself at times,

and I need you to know
how the rest of us see you.

Like, we see you making this work

in circumstances that most people,
like, it just wouldn't work.

Growing up, we had CPS
come to our house all the time,

because I think the teachers
would see the way we would come to school

or whoever.

- You weren't being properly cared for.
- It was like we were really...

- Malnourished.
- Yes.

I remember thinking there were
gonna be times we'd be taken away.

But I can't imagine...

You give them everything.
I've been to your house.

The fact that somebody
wasted the resources on some...

Like, it honestly makes me...
Like, makes me f*cking angry.

Now I'm on a f*cking mission.

I immediately made
an appointment with my attorney,

and I'm going to reopen
the child-support thing.

- Good.
- They'll find you if you owe support.

- Good!
- I'm gonna be, like, "Find him."

- Yeah.
- And you know what?

If you find him and he doesn't pay,
stick his ass in jail.

Because what's the difference?
It's not like he's here helping.

And I wasn't gonna.
But this now? I'm like, "No."

Now, it's on.

[dramatic music plays]

♪ I know we'll overcome ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Ready to run
And I know we'll overcome ♪

♪ Welcome to the new era ♪

[peppy dance music plays]

♪ Welcome to the new thing ♪

- [Maya] I love your nails, by the way.
- [Davina] Thanks.

- I need to get my nails done...
- [Davina] Your nails look cute.

- They match your pink... vibe.
- Yeah, they do.

With the kids, it's hard to even find time
to sit and have coffee.

They look great.
I saw that Chrishell bought a house.

- Yeah. I love the house.
- [Davina] Really? Have you seen it?

No, but it's actually two houses down

from the client
I sold a house to two years ago.

Amazing. I heard from some agents

that Jason represented Chrishell.

Have you heard about that?

Come on. She's an agent.
She's done transactions.

When she bought the house with her ex,
she represented them.

So obviously
she's going to represent herself

when she's buying her own house.

I mean, if you cannot
represent yourself as an agent,

why would clients trust you
to represent them on a transaction?

I've no doubt
Chrishell represented herself,

so I don't wanna be part of this gossip.

Do you know what I think
probably happened?

I think she probably did the transaction,

but then for privacy purposes,

if she's gonna be,
basically, the selling agent,

people can put
one and one together with the address,

so it's safe to just say, like, Jason.

Yeah, and he's a broker anyway, so...

I'm sure Jason helped oversee everything,
and he's also a control freak.

- [Davina laughs]
- So I wouldn't be surprised.

So is Chrishell,
you think, the new favorite?

You know what?

I think she spends more time with Jason,
so she might be the new favorite.

Mmm! I'm at peace
and I've accepted I'm not his favorite.

It would be nice, and I would love
to get some introductions to clients.

I think it's too much for Jason to handle.

I think I intimidate him,

'cause I know what I'm doing
with real estate, and so do you.

You know what? Cheers to not
having to be Jason's favorite.

- Team Least Favorite!
- [Davina] Yeah!

[both laugh]

Team Least Favorite.

♪ Own it, own it ♪

♪ Own it, own it ♪

♪ Own it, own it ♪

♪ Own it ♪

♪ I'm living in the moment ♪

♪ I make the people know this ♪

♪ I'm happy and I know it ♪

♪ Go on, clap your hands ♪

♪ I blow the door wide open ♪

♪ I'm moving up, I'm growing... ♪

- Cheers!
- Thank you. Hi. How are you?

- Yes. Cheers, baby.
- Cheers, honey.

- Is this where the party is?
- Yes.

- [Tarek] Wow, this is gorgeous.
- [Heather] I love this.

By the way, Robert's gotta be
so nervous right now.

'Cause he's meeting Chrishell?
Is he excited?

I've been messing with him.

Hey!

- Hey!
- Welcome, welcome.

- I love the dress.
- Thank you!

- We go up?
- Wanna head upstairs?

[Emma] Hello, hello!

Hey, how you doing, Romain?

- Hello!
- How are you? You look amazing.

- Hi!
- I love it!

- Hi! Nice to see you.
- Hey!

[Tarek] Rene, what's up, buddy?

[Heather] Hi! Robert's here!

- [Laura] Hi.
- [Tarek] You made it!

- [Heather] Robert, this is everybody.
- Hi, everybody.

[Heather] Should we go around?
This is Chrishell.

- Chrishell, Robert.
- Hi! Nice to meet you.

- [Emma] Hi!
- [Heather] Emma.

[Chrishell] Robert is
a handsome, successful guy,

and Heather's best trait
is that she just loves love,

and it's so infectious,
so, you know, maybe he is an amazing guy,

and maybe we'll hit it off. Who knows?

You have beautiful eyes.

[laughs] Oh, thank you very much.
That's the tequila talking.

[Robert] No, not at all.
Just giving you a compliment.

- [Chrishell] Drink up. They get better.
- [all laugh]

[Vanessa] "Salud" in Spanish!

- [Heather] Cheers, you guys.
- [all] Cheers.

[Jason] Cheers, everyone.

♪ It's about to get started up
Three, two, one ♪

♪ It's time to celebrate... ♪

We're moving! We're moving!

♪ And now we're feeling great ♪

- Can I sit down next to you?
- Yeah, of course.

[light comic music playing]

So where do you live, Chrishell?

- I'm in Mt. Olympus.
- I don't even know where that is.

- Los Angeles.
- Okay.

- Yeah. Wait, so you...
- I live here in Huntington.

But you never go to L.A.?

I've been to L.A.
maybe five times in my life.

- That's very interesting.
- I'm not the big party L.A. guy.

- But we're partying and we're here.
- We're in Newport though.

- It's good people. We have good people.
- That's what's funny.

I live in L.A.,
And I actually haven't partied in a while.

- Now I'm here and partying.
- Partying in Newport.

It's all relative.

[both chuckle]

So how long does it take you
to get from Orange County

to where you live?

- Are we in Orange County right now?
- Yeah.

It took me, I think,
like an hour and a half.

- Oh wow.
- Yeah.

- I have to use the ladies' room.
- Go ahead, please.

[all chatting]

Thank you so much.

[Tarek] All right, party time.

- [Mary] Whoo! Let's go! Oh, my God!
- [hip-hop music plays on speakers]

- [laughing]
- [women cheering]

[women laugh]

I'm gonna go pull her off that stage.

Let's have some fun.

Do we have to pull you
off of your stage? Come here.

What?

Wait, why?

Because.

- Wait, why? [screams] What's happening?
- [laughs]

You're coming to sit down. You're too hot.

What?

- [Heather laughs]
- No!

She's too hot. I've got to cool her off.

[Chrishell] What?

You wanna dance or get to know me?

Yeah, I wanna dance.

Yes! Like, now's the moment.

Okay, I'll let you dance.

Okay. [chuckles awkwardly]

I just figured I'd pull you off
and have fun with you.

I appreciate that, but I can't miss
this moment with my girls.

Okay, do your girls.

I'm just trying to get to know you.

I appreciate that.

There's always time for that.

[groovy electronic music playing]

For him to pick me up because
"now it's time to get to know him"?

No, it's not.

Now it's time for me
to never talk to you again.

Bye, Robert. [chuckles]

[groans]

I mean, you look hot.

[mock scoffs] Thanks, Jason.

[bold pop music plays]

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

I saw Davina earlier.

She mentioned that she ran
into some agents in some open house

to ask about you buying the house,
but Jason is doing the transaction.

Doesn't make any sense.

- Well, first of all...
- [Maya] So she told them...

That was a sore subject for me,

because it was a misstep
on the seller's side,

and they instantly apologized,
they corrected it.

It sucks that you're doing
your own transaction and don't get credit.

- It's, like, your own house.
- Yeah.

The listing agent accidentally listed
Jason as the selling agent

instead of the brokerage,

and so, you know,
of course it's a situation

where they quickly fixed it,

but once it was out there,

it kind of caught like wildfire,
and it went everywhere.

I mean,
I worked really hard on this house.

I represented myself
before I was at the Oppenheim Group.

That's what I said, and she said the same.
It just sucks that agents are talking.

I'm like, it is what it is.

People are always gonna talk,
and I'm past the point of proving myself.

I know what I did. I worked really hard,

and there was a lot of things
on this deal,

and, at the end of the day,
I feel like, you know,

there's always gonna be somebody
that wants to take away my credit.

Honestly, like, peace, love, Buddha.

Like, I'm having a great time. It's fine.

- Literally, I'm on a yacht right now.
- [Maya] Yeah.

[Chrishell] I mean, Davina and I have
never been close friends,

so I'm not surprised
that she probably would take that

as an opportunity to, you know,
just kind of spin more rumors,

and maybe make me look bad.

She's not gonna change overnight.

♪ Dream on... ♪

[Christine] Hey, babe!

[Amanza] I'm sorry
I'm five and a half hours late.

[Christine] Oh, my God.
You're fine! Don't worry, babe.

I have the biggest big toes.

Look at that.
There's prime real estate on these things.

- [laughs]
- There's like...

You could paint a mural on that thing.
"Do you want a snowflake?"

"No, if you just paint a whole mural,
that'd be good."

[Christine] Oh, my God.

I love my kids. They're amazing,

but 24/7,

it's a lot.

So when Christine Quinn
asks you for a spa day,

you're like, "Yes!"

How's everything going on with you,
and, you know, the kids and everything?

It's kind of a sh*t show, to be honest.
It's pretty stressful.

It's just... It's a f*cked-up situation.

- We moved, though.
- Sherman Oaks, right?

- [Amanza] Oh, yeah, you know. We moved...
- Yeah. It looks super cute.

It's so cute. We have a front yard
and a backyard, it's all gated, and...

So cute.

I slept on the couch for a year and a half

after this idiot disappeared,

because I wanted
to give my kids their own rooms,

so I moved in,
and I felt like I moved into a palace.

I haven't got to decorate it yet.

I've been trying to decorate
everybody else's house. [laughs]

Gosh, well, you have fabulous taste.
It'll look amazing.

There's a very soft side to Christine
that people don't get to see.

She's sensitive, a lot more sensitive
than anybody would believe.

But then there's the other side of her.

So either she's a really good actress
or she's got a split personality.

So I had a conversation
with Jason the other day

about me coming back to the office.

- [Amanza] Are you excited?
- No, I'm so excited.

- Are you nervous about anything?
- [Christine] Not really.

Mary and I
really haven't talked a whole bunch.

It's so weird, 'cause we're such a close...

Or were, I don't know,
I guess not so much anymore.

It's true, though.
We used to be so close, all of us.

God, the dynamic was so much better
back then, before Chrishell joined.

- [laughs]
- [Amanza] Stop!

You guys
and your f*cking bullshit catty drama.

- I'm so glad you like me.
- [both laugh]

You do, right?

- I love you.
- Okay, good.

You're my favorite. You know that.

♪ You're the boss, wanna floss
Do it on the roof ♪

♪ Unrehearsed, head-first... ♪

- [server] Tequila sh*t?
- You know what I mean? [laughs]

♪ Hey-o, hey-o ♪

- Hello, ladies.
- [Emma and Mary] Hello.

So the fake DMs have started again
from you-know-who.

There's only one person
in the entire world that it could be.

From a fake account, of course.

"Curious if your friend Emma
has a boyfriend."

"I may have information."

It's like, nobody cares.

Oh, zero followers. Zero.

I have seen this firsthand, so...

There's a zero-percent chance
that it's anyone but Christine.

She's DMing my friends
to talk about my ex,

which is like what she did before,

and she admitted it to Mary in the past.

She's clearly infatuated,
and still hung up on him,

I don't know.

- [Vanessa] Hey, girls!
- [all] Hi!

[Chrishell] Hello.

[Vanessa] Cheers! ¡Salud!

[all] Cheers!

What you were talking about?

[Emma] Um...

Christine is back at her old games,
you know?

- She doesn't know.
- [Emma] Oh! Okay, okay.

Back when I started dating my ex...
Her ex too, but, whatever.

I started getting all these crazy DMs,

like, "Oh, he's doing this,"
or, "He's doing that." All this stuff.

I got them for a decent amount.
Mary knows about them.

[Vanessa] What? Wait.
Christine was doing them?

I lived in a house with her
when she was still doing them, so...

Wow. [sighs]

I mean, every day
I get a new piece of the story,

and every day
just gets crazier and crazier.

At this point, I don't know
what to think or who to believe.

She's literally terrorized these two.
Like, terrorized.

She's done really bad things
to a lot of people.

Christine started these rumors
as to why I was really divorced.

Rumors that I was, like,
sleeping with these people,

and it's not true.

I was madly in love with my husband.

I was devastated.

That was her trying to take me down,

because she knew if she could get that
to have some traction...

- Makes it seem like you're not sweet.
- It would take me down.

I mean, I'm in shock right now
with what I'm hearing.

I just feel
that she's in a lot of need of love.

Exactly, because she's b*rned
all the bridges of everyone else.

[Mary] Show love
and you'll receive love in return.

You can't show hate
and expect to be loved.

True.

I tried to love her as long as I could.
I tried to overlook everything.

Now I look back
and I'm like, "What the hell?"

I was like, "How blind was I?"

Understand that she's b*rned
all these bridges in the office,

and now she needs an ally.

So it's very obvious to all of us
that she's gonna give you

a totally different picture.

That's all I'm saying. Just be smart.

[gentle music plays]

Okay, so I just wanted to raise a glass.

We love you, guys.

Thank you so much
for spending the day with us.

- This is cheers to love.
- [Romain] Thank you!

- [all] Cheers!
- [Emma] Thank you for having us!

I'll say a few words as well.

Okay. Go, baby.

You guys have taken care of this girl
for years before I was around.

She speaks so highly
about all of you and honestly,

it's been a pleasure to meet all of you,
and I promise you,

for years to come,
I will always take care of her.

- [all] Aw!
- You'd better, buddy!

All right. How cheesy was that?
That was good, right?

- [all cheer]
- [Romain] Tarek, that was a good one.

I love you. I can't wait
to hear the vows. [laughs]

- That was the vows. What do you mean?
- [all laugh]

Guys, I do wanna talk for a second.

- [Mary] What?
- I just wanna mention

that I did speak with Christine,
and she's got time to come back now.

That's what she expressed
that she wants to do.

[dramatic music plays]

She also said she won't
get involved in any more drama

or start any more drama.

[Maya and Heather laugh]

Do you think it'd be a good idea
to do a mental-wellness check

that we have to pass before getting in?

- [Mary laughs]
- [Emma] I think it's a good idea.

Listen, she's not gonna not work here
because she left to have a baby.

She's coming back. Her desk is hers.

What? What do you mean,
"Her desk is hers"?

No, it is... No!

- [Heather] That's not fair.
- When the entire office...

I'm telling you, it's not up for debate.

- Then I will move my desk...
- [Jason] You can move wherever you want.

- I will sit on the back...
- How about a compromise?

I'm not sitting by her.
I'm not dealing with that sh*t again.

Guys, if she continues
to act inappropriately,

she will not be at the brokerage anymore,
but she's not gonna move a desk

or not be allowed back at the brokerage
because she left to have a baby. Period.

I don't think any of us have a problem
with the fact that she had a baby.

- No.
- Of course not. We're all women.

We'd support that all day, every day.

- But she is saying that she changed and...
- That's what she told me.

I'm now getting fake DMs
and everything else,

and she's saying
that she changed to you, but...

[Jason] Listen,
if she continues with the drama,

then I don't think she has a future here.

If there's not a change, then she's gone.
I give you my word on that.

I don't think there's any hope
for you and Chrishell.

I don't know why,
but I feel like that ship has sailed.

But I still think you can make up
with Mary and the other girls.

[Christine] Hmm.

I see your wheels turning, though.
You're ready to dive in and take her down.

Every superhero needs their villain.

Or am I the villain?

- I think you're the villain.
- That sounds right.

Not "I think." You are the villain.
Even the Joker had a couple of friends.

- Exactly.
- Oh, my God, I feel sorry for them.

I do too.

[electronic music plays]

♪ Up in flames ♪

♪ You'll be all right ♪

♪ Joke's on you, can't make me stay ♪

♪ You gonna be all right ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo ♪