01x01 - It Came From Next Door/Pest Control

[bunniefuu]

[Jenny]
♪ to go blading ♪l

♪ At the skate park
down by the mall, ♪

♪ But my mom says ♪

♪ I gotta prevent
hostile aliens ♪

♪ From annihilating us all. ♪

Hyah!

♪ With the strength
of a million and 70 men, ♪

♪ I guess I really
shouldn't complain. ♪

♪ Still, I wish I could
go for a walk ♪

♪ Without rusting
in the rain. ♪

♪ It's enough
to fry my brain. ♪

♪ So welcome to my life
as a teenage robot, ♪

♪ The story of my life
as a teenage robot. ♪

♪ My teenage robot life. ♪ ♪

cr*ck!

Whiiiieeeeee!

Smash!

[Boy whistling a tune]

[Whistling]

Plunchq!
Cha-ching!

[Whip cracks]

[Knocking]

[Knocking]

[Creaks]

[Scary music]

♪ ♪

[Scarier music]

♪ ♪

[Even scarier music]

♪ ♪

[The scariest music of all]

Clank!

[Metal squeaking]

[Music box dinging]

Yaaaaaahhhh!

Yeeeeeeehhh!

Yaaaaaaaaah!

Ptoing!

[Feet slapping]

Whoa.

Slow down there,
slugger.

You seem to be light
one baseball.

B-b-but--
b-d-d-duh-b-b--

Let's turn around
and try this one more time.

B-b-b-d-d-g-g?

Looks like I'll have to do
all the talking.

[Whimpering]

Help us!

There's a robot inside!

A hideous, bloodthirsty
robot!

Tuck, what are you
talking about?

Mrs. Wakeman
may be weird,

But she's no robot.

[Clears throat]

Oh, hello,
mrs. Wakeman.

Sorry
to bother you,

But tuck here saw something
freaky inside your house,

Which he never should have
snuck into,

But he went in there
to get our baseball back,

Which did not do
any permanent damage.

And, well,
something scared him.

Did he run into you?

Not that you're scary
or anything,

But in the right light,

Or lack of light,

Or with the shadow...
And the...

Yeah.

I'm going to go now.

Brad--

[Door slams]

You didn't ask her
about the robot.

Will you quit with
all the stuff about a--

[Eerie music]

Robot.

You were saying?

[Wakeman]
xj9!

It seems
that some young robot

Has forgotten the rules
of this household.

You were built
for one purpose:

To protect the planet earth.

Unless you're out
saving the world,

You should stay in your room.

You must avoid
unnecessary contact

With the human population,

Especially teenagers.

Do I make myself clear,
xj9?

Jenny.

Uh, what?

Jenny!
Call me jenny.

I changed my name to jenny,
remember?

Ugh!

What's the crisis,
anyway?

So I left my room
for five seconds.

Do you hear any alarms
going off?

Everything's totally mellow.

Oh, really?

[Alarms going off]

[Giggles sheepishly]

Gee, I wonder how that volume
got turned down.

[Wakeman]
the meteor monitor

Detects
a "c"-class particulate

Headed straight
for the earth.

Big deal.

You know how often
that thing goes off?

I could set
my internal clock by it.

These meteor thingies always
burn up in the atmosphere.

I go all the way
to outer space,

And all I end up saving
the world from is this.

Plop!

[Bubbling screams]

You never let me do anything
but save the earth.

Would an afternoon off
cause any harm?

But no, it's always--

[Wakeman's voice]
xj9, bust up that meteor.

Battle those aliens.

But be back in your room
before 5:00.

Meanwhile, no one
even knows my name.

I want to have friends

And hang out
like normal teenagers do.

But who would want
to hang out

With a rusty hunk of metal
like me?

Zwwiiit!

[expl*si*n]

Oh, honey, I understand
how you feel.

Your powers
are still developing,

And it's bound to be
a confusing time.

When you get
a little older,

You'll see things
my way.

Now, be a good robot,

And go destroy
that meteor.

Yes, ma'am.

That's my xj9.

My name's jenny.

Hi, jenny.
My name's brad.

Wow, a real live robot!

A real live teenager.

[Together]
whoa!

Look at that.

And those.

And that hair.

[Laughing]

So you're a superhero
who goes around the world

Having death-defying
adventures

And defeating
dastardly villains?

Mm-hmm.
Sweet.

And you're a teenager
who goes to high school

And meets other kids
and hangs out with them?

Of course.

Cool.

Your room
is excellent.

Why is mrs. Wakeman keeping
the whole setup a secret?

Mom!

If she finds you
in here,

She'll unplug us both.

Okay,
let's go outside.

I can't leave.

Come on.

Let go--
pop!

[Metal clanking]

Let go of my brother,
robot!

Don't stress it, tuck.

Jenny's cool.

Excuse me.

We're talking about
an evil robot cyborg,

Not
♪ je-enny. ♪

Uh, guys,
I gotta get back now.

But don't you
want to--

Hang out?

Hang out?

They want to hang out
with me?

[Meteor alarm blaring]

Oh, these "c"-class ones always
burn up in the atmosphere.

[Mighty thud]

Let's hang out.

[Funky music]

♪ ♪

Whomp!

Beep!

Zwwiiit!

♪ ♪

Whoosh!

[Sizzling]

Fwooosh!

Pow!

Pow!

Whoosh!

Whiish!

[Beeping]

[Rumbling]

Whiiiieeeeee!

[Tires screeching]

[Magno-energy squealing]

[Slurping]

[Clanking]

[Brad]
hey.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

No, your pigtails.

They're freakin' out.

Oh, no.

That's my remote alarm.

It goes off when the world
is in catastrophic danger.

I'd better call home.

[Male computer voice]
alert.

Alert.

Giant meteor
approaching earth.

Oh, not that again.

These "c"-class whosits
always burn up.

Please note:

Meteor willnot burn up
in atmosphere.

Its mass has been increased
by a hacky sack.

Meteor is now "d"-class:
planet destroyer.

Five minutes
till earth is destroyed.

Oh.

If this "d"-class dingus
destroys the earth,

Mom'll dismantle me.

[Gears whirring]

Stand back, boys.

Uh, robot...

Foomp!

Tuck, you gotta admit,

For an evil robot cyborg,
jenny's pretty cool.

Tucker?

[Rockets roaring]

[Ominous music]

♪ ♪

[Sizzling and crackling]

[Beeping]

Z-z-z-z-z-zap!

[expl*si*n]

Foomp!

Foomp!
Foomp!

Clank!
Clank!

Clunk!

[Whirring]

[World-saving music]

♪ ♪

Zip zip zip

[Grunts]

[Whirring]

[Fire roaring]

[Dramatic musical sting]

[Gasping]

[Panting]

Ooh.

Thump!

Jenny,
what have you done?

You've barbecued
my brother.

J-j-j-juh--

Shh.

Tuck, it's okay.

Jenny won't
hurt you again.

[Gears whirring]

J-j-j--juh-juh--

J-jenny--

Is so cool!

You should have
seen her, brad,

All her powers
and weapons.

She totally wasted
that rock.

[Wakeman]
and she totally disobeyed
her mother.

[Jenny, tuck, and brad
laughing]

Well, she's already
saved the world today.

An afternoon off
can't cause much harm.

[Ominous music]

[Spooky accordion music]

♪ ♪

[Tuck laughing]
oh, man,

I can't wait to try

My new super hypersonic
drag racing mean machine.

Okay, the remote control
is all set.

Is the track ready?

Just one last
run-through.

Let's see.

Upside-down shortcake,

Super twistzilla,

The mega-fudge brownie,

Swoop-de-loop soup,

And the piece de resistance:

Raging robotic
ponytail plunge.

Click!

Ping!

Okay, tuck.

All systems arego!

[Techno music]

[Both cheering]

[Brad]
all right.

♪ ♪

[Whooshing]

What's going on in here?

Look out!

[m*ssile humming]

[Rumbling crash]

[Jenny gasps]

[Boys gasping]

[Wheel squeaking]

[Growls]

[Lava bubbling]

Uh, jenny,
we gotta go.

But I want
my car back.

Don't forget to write.

[Wakeman]
a superpowered robot

Built to protect
the planet,

And you turn yourself
into a child's play toy.

You need to treat your body
with more respect

And pay attention
to yourremaining monitors.

[Little voices]
there she is.

It's wakeman.

We should
strike now.

[With russian accent]
no, we must have patience,
comrades.

Indeed,
we have suffered much

Under the cruel tyranny
of dr. Wakeman.

Our once strong, thick tails

Have been made thin,
stringy, and limp;

Our subtle, sensitive ears

Blackened,
misshapen;

And our sleek forepaws
mutated

Into swollen, freakish hands!

[Thunder crashes]

[Screaming and wailing]

But soon,

We will have the vehicle
for our revenge.

[Whining]
"you need to treat your body
with more respect."

Uh!

What's there to respect?

Nobody in their right mind
would want a body like mine.

You couldn't be more wrong,
foolish automaton.

Commence operation lullaby.

[Gentle music playing
from tinny speaker]

Being stuck in this room
is so lame

And stale and boring

And peaceful

And calm.

♪ ♪

Huh?

Gotta stay awake

And watch for trouble.

[Monitors beeping]

[Static hissing]

[Seagulls squawking faintly]

Scree

Baa

Baa, baa

[Yawns]

[Playing mellow
pan pipe melody]

Now's our chance.

Go, comrades.
Go!

[Tiny feet scurrying]

Now to enter
our metallic vessel of doom.

[Clicking]

Clank!

Last one in
is rotten borscht.

[Scurrying thunderously]

To your stations.

[Sonar pinging]

[Screams]

Get out! Get out!
Get out!

What's going on?

She's awake.

She's awake!

[Screams]

Hurry.

Disable the central
wiring system.

Chomp, chomp, chomp

[Wacky mechanical noises]

Clank!

Chomp, chomp, chomp

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo

Chomp

[Sighing]

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm--[clattering]

[Slide whistle whoopsing]

Clank!

We've done it.

Now dr. Wakeman
shall meet her doom.

Not if I can help it.

Chomp

Let go, you robotic vermin.

That's my toe.

No, it's not.

It's my toe.

[Thudding]

Say toodleooski
to your toe

And the rest as well.

Clunk!

Now, on to dr. Wakeman

And then the world!

Smash!

Hey, can I get
my car back?

Jenny?

Anyone here?

Why is it so quiet?

Deathly quiet.

[Screams]

Oh, jenny,
I'm so sorry.

If my stupid car
hadn't have crashed,

Mrs. Wakeman wouldn't have
dismantled you.

Don't worry.

I'll take care of you.

[Toys squeaking]

There you go,

Surrounded
by all of your friends.

W-wooga-w-wooga

What's there
to be smiling about?

[Sobbing]
oh, jenny.

You were the best
freaky, creepy robot friend

[Gasping between words]
a boy could ever have.

Hey, who're you calling
creepy?

The head lives!

Tuck, what's taking
so long?

Where are you?

[Teeth chattering]
here.

Where's jenny?

There.

Guys, I need your help.

No kidding.
You're a disembodied head.

What happened to you?

Mrs. Wakeman
strikes again.

It wasn't my mom.

It was a bunch

Of her superintelligent
mutated lab rats.

They've got some kind of grudge
against her.

I've got to stop them,

But how am I going to do that
without my--

Entire body?

Hmm.

[Stomping]

Wakeman.

Yes?

Oh, hello, there.

Say, what are you doing
with xj9's body,

Mr. Scruffles?

No longer do I go by
that clownish lab-given name.

I am vladimir.

Behold your doom.

Oh, well, you, uh--
you seem a little upset.

Crash!
Smash!

Now, let's not do anything rash.

Can't we discuss this
over a plate of cheese?

You can't buy us off with
your cheap dime-store cheese.

But it's imported.

Hey, rat fink!

Huh?

Let's get this show
on the road.

Turn it to the left.

Now right.

Now go straight.

Straighter.
Will you be quiet?

I know what I'm doing.

Crunch!

Reverse, reverse,
reverse, reverse!

Crunch, crunch, crunch

What are you guys doing?

Destroy the infidels.

This is power b*mb.

[Vibrating zapping noise]

[Gurgling]

Pop
pop
pop

You fools.

I said power b--

Zap!

[Explosions]

Is that the best
you can do?

You want to try?

Yes.

Let go.

Uh, guys.

[Stalls and putters]

What's going on down there?

I need action now.

We're doing
the best we can,

But the system's overloaded.

Now you'll see
some real driving.

Smash me
into my central computer hub.

Hurry, I need
power fist.

Yes, good.

Huh?

Foosh!

Crash!

We need to end
this demolition derby

Before xj9
destroys herself.

Crash!

Bring jenny in
for a pit stop.

What are you doing?

She's right under us.

Smash her!

Bonk!

What's up?

We have a plan.

[Bonking]

Stop; stop.

We can't; we can't.

Okay,
sounds good,

But I'd do better
on autopilot.

Autopilot?

There's no autopilot.

Oh.

[Laughs]
will you look at that?

Hmm.

You set
everything up.

I'll lead the big boy
outside.

What are you idiots doing?

[Jenny]
hey, pierogi-breath.

Come and get me.

Clank!
Yikes!

[Banging]

[Growling]

[Tires squealing]

Splash!

Yeah!

High fiii....

Never mind.

[Klaxon blaring]

You fools,
we're sinking.

Ignite the rocket boosters.

Get us out of here.

Must...push...button,

But...rat...instinct
too...strong.

Must--abandon ship!

[Rats screaming]

No, you fools,
come back here.

Hooray!

Where's mr. Scruffles?

Splash!

[Suspenseful music]

[All]
gross.

[Birds chirping]

Gee, I know they were
mutant vermin

Bent on destroying
humanity,

But I can't help feeling
a little sorry for them.

Not me;
they got what they deserved

For turning my body
into their play toy.

[Scruffles]
we shall play again, robot.

I shall have my revenge
on you, wakeman,

And all of humanity!

Ooh, a certain
mr. Scruffles

Sounds a little
♪ crankyyy. ♪

Well, I have
a couple of experiments

That will cheer you up,
and when we're done,

You'll be ready
for my little surprise.

Tah-dah!

No!

[Rock music]

♪ ♪