02x22 - Prank You Very Much

[bunniefuu]

Hey! Hey,
what are you doing?

You know you're not
supposed to be alone

around anything
with buttons!

I'm pranking chase
for April fools!

It's November.

Exactly. April's when
people expect to be pranked.

But if I do it today,
whammo!

It's like a baby
with a mustache.

You don't see it coming.

So what's the prank?

I rigged chase's capsule
so when he steps in,

he'll be showered by


Oh, 49 gallons.

I needed something
for my cereal.

Ugh. Where did you get


Oh, it doesn't come that way.

You have to buy 50 gallons
of milk and wait.

Ooh, here he comes.
Act cool.

I don't need to act.

It's in my blood, baby.

Let me guess...
Pranking chase again?

No.

Yeah.

Adam, you are so immature.

Eh. I been called worse.

All right, well,
I'm going to bed.

Wake me up when I'm
old enough to move out.

Oh, chase's capsule is
the one in the middle!

The world's first bionic
super-humans.

They're stronger than us,
faster, smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

♪♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ Lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ Lab rats ♪

[ Squeegee squeaking ]

Rig the wrong capsule
again, Adam?

Maybe.

What happened in here?

And why does my lab
smell like

a locker room at a gym
that only cows go to?

Honey, who did this to you?

Who do you think?

Wow.

Ruining pranks
and blaming others.

Not makin' any friends
today, are you, Bree?

Grandma Rose
is visiting tomorrow

and I want
this behavior to stop.

You three go get
the cleaning supplies.

Now!

I'm so sick of getting caught
in their crossfire.

Last week,
chase was pranking Adam,

and I ended up
in a pet store window!

[ Laughing ]

That's funny!

Look, I will talk to them,
I will lay down the law.

Thank you.

Look, don't tell Tasha
I told you this,

but the only way you're
gonna get them to stop

is to fight fire with fire.

You have to prank them,
and you have to prank them hard.

Do you really think
that'll work?

Definitely.
Although I would act fast,

because I know
for a fact Adam

has a barrel full of expired
meat he's just dyin' to use.

[ Television music ]

So Janelle,
you know what today is?

No, but please stop the best
part of the movie and tell me.

It's our anniversary! Yeah!

Ooh.

It's been 150 days
since you first spoke to me.

I believe the words were:
"This isn't the men's room."

Next thing I said was,
"no, seriously. Get out."

[ Knocking on door ]

Hello!
Grandma!

Hey, there's my
little boy!

Oh, let me grab
that face!

Let me just grab it!
Ooh, you so handsome!

Easy on the face.
That's my money.

Grandma...
Mm-hmm.

This is Janelle.

She's kind of
the special lady in my life.

Slow down, cowboy.
It's only been 150 days.

So, your special lady, huh?

Well, I guess since
she's so... special...

I should probably get
to know this... Janelle.

I look forward to getting
to know you, too, missus...

Uh, sorry,
what should I call you?

Let's start with ma'am
and just leave it there.

So chantelle...
It's Janelle.

Whatever.

You know Janelle
and I were actually

in the middle of
watching a movie.

Yeah?
Well, I'm here now.

Are you wearing lipstick?

It's lip gloss.

See that? Right there,
you're looking for trouble.

Mm-hmm?

Well, at least she
didn't spit on it first.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Oh, uh, hey, guys.
What are you up to?

Six feet, two inches.

Oh, you don't
have to answer.

I know growing's been a
lifelong struggle for you.

Wait a second.

Whoopee cushion,
bucket of ice water,

greased floor.

Nope.
Nothing suspicious here.

Seriously, do you think
I was born tomorrow?

Ugh!

I hate you guys.

But I am so
gonna get you back.

Please, by all means,
keep trying.

Your failure is adorable.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Uh-oh!
Urgent mission alert!

There's a lethal virus
outbreak in Denver!

Bree, you have to
super-speed there ahead of us

or we'll be too late!

On it!

Adam: Ohh!

Ha! I set up
a fake mission alert!

I knew you'd fall for it!

Good one.

Now stop messing around.
We gotta get to Denver.

Face it, Bree. You'll
never outwit the masters.

So you tried to prank the boys,
and it blew up in your face.

Is it that obvious?

No, I was watching
from upstairs.

Man,
you really ate it!

Well, it's just not in my nature
to be stupid and immature.

Well, good thing
it's in mine.

I'm gonna help you out because
when it comes to pranks,

I am the undisputed champ.

Help me out.

Is that your nice way
of saying

you're gonna do the whole
thing by yourself

while I sit there and watch?

No, I wasn't trying
to be nice.

You're really terrible
at this.

So?

What did you think
of my grandma?

What do you think
of your grandma?

Okay, look, I know
she can be a bit...

Overprotective,

but don't worry.

I think we're through
the worst of it.

Grandma Rose:
Leo! Leo dooley!

Excuse me. I'm lookin'
for Leo dooley.

Middle name Francis.

Anybody here know
Leo Francis dooley?

Late bloomer?
Short for his age?

Doesn't know how to write
a thank-you card

when he gets a $5 bill
on his birthday?

Easily embarrassed?

Horrified by relatives?

Needs a better
hiding place?

Oh, Leo, there's
my precious angel boy.

Get up from there.
You don't know

where that floor
has been, boy!

Oh.

I see you dress inappropriately
at school, too.

Grandma, what
are you doing here?

Well, little miss lip gloss
left her phone at our house.

And what's with
all your texting?

I tell you, Leo, that is no way
for a lady to communicate.

Now, in my day we wrote
a letter and waited.

If we didn't hear back, we knew
either they didn't like us,

or they were dead.

You went
through my phone?

Don't take
that tone with me.

It's an honest mistake.

Your phone looks
exactly like mine.

I never saw so many
smiley faces in my life.

What's she so happy about?

Thank you so much,
grandma, for stopping by.

You can go now.
No, no!

They're holding
a table for us

at madame ladyfingers'
house of tea!

And I'm not going without
my favorite tea partner!

Leo, I think you kinda have
to make a choice here.

I'm sorry, I have to.
She's my Nana.

Let's go, Leo.

[ Chuckling ] I'll call
you later, Janelle.

Not on her phone,
you won't.

I took the battery out.

[ Cackling ]

Great! This is
gonna be great!

I hid a high-powered airbag
inside the couch cushion.

As soon as Adam and chase sit down
for their after-school video games,

boom! They're gonna be
airborne!

Wait,
isn't this dangerous?

Please say yes.

[ Both giggle ] This is going
to be the greatest prank ever!

Whoa, prank! What prank?

No, not prank.
I didn't say prank.

I was talking about
my friend frank, actually.

You've never met him.
Big guy. German.

Enormous toes.

Oh, please,
give us a break.

We know you're trying to
help Bree get back at us,

and it's not gonna work.

Wait, if his toes are that big,
I really need to meet him.

[ Stage whisper ]
Abort prank! Abort prank!

Just 'cause you say it
out of the side of your mouth

does not mean
we cannot hear you.

Leo, honey, what's wrong?

You barely touched your tea,
and this is the first time

you refused to wear
the matching hat.

I'm sorry, grandma. I just feel
bad about blowing off Janelle.

Are you saying that you would
rather spend time with her than me?

No, you said it.

But yes.

[ Theatrical gasping ]

Oh, this could be
the big one.

I need to sit down.

Wait, no!
Aaaahhhh!

Whoa!

Rose, are you okay?

Do I look like I'm okay?

Grandma!

Oh, hey, sugar, I'm okay.
Rose.

Get away from me!
Can't you see I'm in pain!

We're lucky it was
just a sprained ankle.

You two are in big trouble!

An airbag in my sofa?

It wasn't us!

Don't do it,
don't do it...!

It was Mr. Davenport!

Gaaaahhh!

Donald... is that true?

Look, what happened was...

There comes a moment...

[ Stammering ]
It was all Bree!

Excuse me?!

What happened?

You said you were going
to lay down the law.

You lied to me.

Oh, he lies to you
about a lot.

I was just trying
to teach them a lesson.

What lesson?

Um... the principles
of flight.

Well, since grandma won't be able
to get around for two weeks,

you're gonna be waiting
on her, hand and foot.

What? Yep. That hand, this foot.

Now prop me up
with that pillow.

Today! Come on!

Gimme that blanket!

Where's my soup?!

Yeah, where's her soup?

I'm sorry, I just
got carried away.

I'm having way too much
fun with this.

[ Ringing bell ]

Yes, Rose.

Turn the TV on.

There is a remote

right beside you.

Tasha! No, no, no!
Don't call Tasha.

I got it, I got it.
There you go.

Well, how am I supposed
to hear that?

[ Increases volume ]

Well, now it's too loud.

[ Lowers volume ]

So, how's grandma's
little helper?

[ Grunts ]

I cannot take this. I have to
get her out of this house,

to get her mobile.

Have you considered
a catapult?

Don't be ridiculous.

There is no way the arc would
get her out the front door.

Wait.

I have a better idea. I
just need time to build it.

Rose: Nap time!

Perfect!

Well, don't
just stand there.

Get over here
and watch me sleep.

Janelle!

Look, I know you're mad
about me ditching you,

but I have great news.
My Nana's badly hurt!

How is that great news?

What I mean is, she can't
bother us anymore!

No more tea dates!

From here on out,
I am all yours.

[ Students clamoring ]

Young man: Run!

Coming through!

Look what Donald
jimmied up for me

so I wouldn't be stuck
on the couch all day.

Isn't it wonderful?

It's something.

I get to spend all day
with you

while my ankle heals.

It even has
a programmable gbf.

Oh, I think you mean GPS.

Are you correcting me?

No. No, ma'am. You are right
and I am always wrong.

My point is,

I can go anywhere.

Watch this.

Sorry.
Ohh! Oh, my bad.

Oh, you poor thing.
Did I run over you?

Oh, you know, I just
can't figure

how to work this thing out.

I'm just a confused
old lady!

Janelle:
Okay. Okay.

Okay, baby, I'll come
back and pick you up!

[ Video game sounds ]

Oh, hey, Bree, could you
grab me a water?

I'm trying to b*at
chase's high score,

and if I stop,
his cyborg will melt me,

and if that happens, a
nuclonium b*mb will go off,

and if that happens...
I will get your water!

Just stop talking!

Hey guys. What do you
want for dinner?

No! Don't open the...

Aaahhh!

Fridge.

Would it help at all
if we said

that was supposed
to be Bree's face?

But it looks just
as good on you.

I don't care
who the prank was for.

Go get something
to clean this mess up.

Now!

Those boys never learn
their lesson,

and someone else always
ends up paying for it.

Welcome to my world.

No.

I think it is time to
welcome them to my world.

Right.

What does that mean?

It means...

Nobody makes me
a human hotdog.

Right.

What does that mean?

Hey, look who's trying
to cook again!

All right, so, I ditched my
grandma at the football game.

We have about five minutes
of alone time

before she finds me.

Leo, you have to do
something about this.

I tried losing her
in the marching band,

but she just rolled over
the tuba player

and kept going.

So what are we gonna do?

Don't worry, I have a plan.

You distract her while I program
her GPS to take her home.

Rose: Whoo-hoo!

I don't know what
just happened,

but somebody gave me
a game ball!

Uh, grandma Rose,
I wanted to show you something.

What do you think
of my new eyeliner.

It's got
glitter in it, see?

[ Rose gasps ]

Glitter?! Girl,
that's the devil's paint.

Why would you want
to run around here

looking like a circus clown.

Respect your face!

[ Beeping and trilling ]

Wait a minute. What...
What's going on here?

Wait a minute! It's
moving all by itself...!

[ Comical crash;
Tuba blows ]

Two tuba players
in one day.

What are the odds?

Oh, so I tracked down
Davenport's friend frank.

His toes aren't that big,
but his forehead's huge.

Oh, hello, boys.

Bree and I decided to make
you some homemade cookies.

They're fresh
out of the oven.

Mnh. Fresh, stale, hot, cold,
just put it in my mouth.

Since when has Bree
ever made us cookies?

[ Gasps ]
You're right.

Thanks a lot, Bree.
So kind of you.

[ Trilling sound ]

Just as I suspected...

Not only where those cookies
made with salt instead of sugar,

but those chocolate chips
aren't chocolate.

So... caramel?

No.

You're gonna have to try a
lot harder than that, Bree.

[ Groans ]
Busted again.

I give up.

What an amateur!

To think that we would
fall for that!

Hey, what's the deal?

Yeah, I'm stuck.

Really, Bree?
This is your prank?

Glue on the hands?

Oh, no, I guess we'll have
to play more video games.

It's gonna be kinda hard
to do that from up there.

Up where?

[ Deep hum ]
Whoa!

Up there. Your controllers are
made of metallic components,

so all we had to do was
find a powerful magnet.

Good thing I married a guy
with five floors

of expensive techno-junk!

Okay. All right.

You finally got us.
Good job, Bree.

Oh, no, that was not
Bree's prank.

It was mine.

Well, that makes sense,
since it actually worked.

Look, whoever's
prank it was,

can you just put us down?

Okay, I'll let you down.

[ Both groaning ]

Right down into a pool
of your expired milk.

Aaahhh!

[ Both groaning ]

Ohh, it's disgusting!

Aah. And much chunkier
than I remember.

Yeah.

That's 'cause I found
your barrel of expired meat.

Ohh! I was saving that!

Hey, Leo, where's
your grandmother?

She wants me to attach
a sidecar to your scooter.

And, yes, it's for you.

Wait, she isn't back yet?

I programmed the GPS
on her scooter

to bring
her back hours ago.

You what?!

Who am I kidding?
I'd have ditched her too.

Okay, let me track her.

You did set "home" to our address
in mission creek, right?

Yeah. Well, you only
made one mistake.

She's on her way to
mission creek, Illinois!

Both: Ohh, boy.

[ Trunk horn blares ]

Hey, get off me!
I'm going as fast as I can!

Go around!

I've had my blinker on
for 165 miles!

[ Truck horn blares ]
You know what?

You gon' run out of gas
pretty soon,

and when you do,
grandma's gon' be right there!

[ Deep hum ]

Whoa!

Not bad.

Whoa-ho! Better!

Grandma, I'm really
sorry about this.

"Sorry" doesn't begin
to excuse what you did.

Do you know how many flies
I got in my dentures?

Well, maybe if you kept your
mouth closed once in a while...

I'm really sorry, too.

Hm.
Mnh.

[ Rose gasps ]

Aaahhh!

Whoa-ho!

We have a winner!

Get. Me. Down!

♪ Lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ Lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪

Voice: Yes!