03x03 - Mission: Mission Creek High

[bunniefuu]

I got a new lab,
I got a new lab.

- I got a new lab.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I think you mean,
we got a new lab.

Excuse me.

Did we pay
to rebuild it?

Do you sleep in
a glass box?

We got a new lab,
we got a new lab.

And here it is.

Guys, look at
all these upgrades.

Mr. Davenport,
this place is amazing.

Of course it is.

I designed it.

Ahem!

Fine! We designed it!

We, we!

Upgraded capsules,
bam!

Quantum processing
super computer, bam!

Four-dimensional
combat simulator, bam!

This, my friends,

is what a multi-million
dollar makeover looks like.

Is there a mini fridge?

No.

I bet our real dad's
lab has a mini fridge.

Hey, Leo, where's
your work station?

This way, children.

Whoa!

Floor in the lab
is compartmentalized,

meaning we can store
things in it. May I?

Bam!

Is that a nuclear magnetic
resonant spectrometer?

Ahh!

I've never seen one
in person before.

It's so beautiful.

Should we leave
you two alone?

Mr. Davenport, how did you
afford all this?

Well, I used
some of the money

from the jet wing stunt,
but the rest of it I got

from a huge government
contract I just signed.

I am developing
a rocket system

that will protect
the earth from rogue asteroids.

Thanks to this little baby,
I'm on my way back up

rich man mountain,
and, whoo,

the air smells
better up here!

Huh? Whoa.

[ Breathes deeply ]

Oh, wait, there's one more thing
I forgot to show you.

- Mini fridge?
- There's no mini fridge.

But there is me!

[ All groaning ]

Hello, friends,

and I use the term
friends loosely

because you're not my friends,
and I hate you.

Did you really have
to bring Eddie back?

Yeah, I don't know that
I'm okay with that.

Well, then you definitely
won't be okay

- with this.
- [ Screaming ]

Bam!

Man: The world's first
bionic superhumans.

They're stronger than us.

Faster, smarter.

The next generation
of the human race is...

Living in my basement?

That jerk has been doing doughnuts
in the school parking lot

- all morning.
- I know.

Finally, a good reason
to come to school.

Guys, look out!

[ Horn honks

What's up?

What are you doing?

Pushin' the envelope on this
little baby's rollover specs.

How did you
afford this?

Your daddy gave me
my first payment

for keeping your little
bionic secret.

So naturally, I went out
and bought my dream car,

a barrel of pudding,

and a lifetime supply
of kitty litter.

The fancy kind
that clumps.

I think we have
different definitions of fancy.

So you guys are bionic.
How's that work?

Can you recharge
my cell phones?

Do you have
vacuum attachments?

Can you turn
into wolves?

Not yet, but I did put
that in the suggestion box.

Come on, there's gotta be
more you're not telling me.

Spill! Gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme,

gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme...

She's not gonna
stop, is she?

- Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
- What do you think?

Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme...

Okay, okay!

We use our bionics
to go on missions.

[ Gasps ]
Missions!

I would be so good
on missions.

I can see it now.

I don't know if I can
rescue a hostage.

I'm scared, girl robot.

Me, too, guy who
lives with the other one.

This is too dangerous.

Guys, what am I supposed to do
with my underdeveloped arms?

Did somebody call
for a hero?

My own lunch ladies.

How could you
betray me?

And I taught you how to
recycle substandard meat.

Whoa, that was awesome!

Principal Perry,
you're incredible.

I'm wearing
big-boy pants.

[ Cat meows ]

- [ Gasping ]
- [ Meowing ]

Don't worry, I'll
save you, Mr. Whiskers.

[ Alarm rings ]

[ Bell ringing ]

Please make it stop!

So when do we go
on our first mission?

Do I get nunchucks?
I want nunchucks.

I want nunchucks,
I want nunchucks.

Hey, Janelle,
long time no see.

I was starting to think
you've been avoiding me.

[ Nervous laughter ]
Me? I would never...

I've been avoiding you.

Well, I'm glad
we cleared that up.

Look, I like you, Leo.

But every time we hang out,
I get hurt by

one of your stepdad's
inventions.

That is not true.
Name one...

The time you froze me
in a block of ice.

The time you electrocuted
me and my hair was straight

- for six months.
- But I...

The time you zapped me, and I
could only speak Portuguese.

Sounds like someone should've
started avoiding me a lot sooner.

[ Laughs ]

Wait, wait.

This time, there'll be
no inventions.

I got us courtside seats to tonight's
state championship basketball game.

Wow, those are
hard to get.

Yeah, but I know a guy
who knows a guy

who let me pay four times
the value of the ticket.

So? Is that a yes?

Sure. I'm in.

Yes! Okay, let me
get your ticket.

Ooh! Okay, in case
that affected your memory,

you already said yes.

Man, I'm exhausted.

Perry's been nagging me all
day about going on a mission.

Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme.

What's up, mission buds?

What are you doing here?
How did you get in our house?

I used the doggie door.

We don't have
a doggie door.

You do now.

So when are we
going on our mission?

It's not like these things
just happen every day.

That's cool.
I'll wait.

You can't stay here.

Au contraire,
cinderfrella.

I can do whatever I want.

And if that means waiting
here for six months

until a mission
comes up, so be it.

[ Sighs ]

Delete all recordings?
Yes.

Might as well get comfortable.

You kids wanna help me
with a perm?

- Sure.
- No!

This ends now.

Well, what are we
supposed to do?

It's not like we can
take her on a real mission.

Then let's take her
on a fake one.

We'll blindfold her, say
we're at some remote site,

and just take her
down to the lab.

No. No!

You know
Mr. Davenport's rules.

No outsiders
in the lab ever.

Who wants to help me with
my hard-to-reach spots?

And I'm in.

Ah, classic.

The old triangle
offensive power break,

with a little dribble...

You have no idea what
you're talking about, do you?

Nope.

But these tickets cost
me 40 bucks,

so you could
at least play along.

Janelle!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I...
I think so.

How's it look?

[ Shrieks ]

Great!

You look great.

See, I told you.

Bad things happen to me
when we're together.

That is not true.
Anybody got an icepack?

All right,
here we are.

Whoa, we got to
the mission site fast.

Uh, yeah, that's 'cause
we took a hyper loop.

It moves at
the speed of sound.

I know. This isn't my first
teen spy mission.

Why am I blindfolded?

'Cause we're bionic.

Your human eyes
can't take the radiation

of the hyper loop.

What about
the rest of my body?

[ Scoffs ] You're on
your own with that.

[ Gasps loudly ]

Where are we?

Are we in space?

Uh, we're at an enemy base
on the other side of...

We're at an enemy base
on the other side of the world.

We have to access
their computers,

and download sensitive
information.

Oh. Where's my uniform?

Uh, you don't get one.

The tailor says science
hasn't caught up to that yet.

Okay, so what do I do?

If a bad guy shows up,
I call dibs on wastin' him.

No, no, no, no.

We don't waste people.

Just stand guard.

[ Frustrated groan ]

Got it.

Don't worry, when they
see me, they'll run.

I don't doubt that.

Look, look, just sit...
Stop, sit down,

and stop touching stuff.

Hey, I'm on
a mission now, too.

I don't have to take any...

All: Sit down!

Fine!

What did you do?
That's a brand-new console.

So what? It's not yours.
What do you care?

Because...

If we leave the place a mess,
we're no better than they are.

Oh, ooh!

Live satellite feed.

Let's pull up the school.

I wanna see if
the sheriffs are still

sniffin' around for me.

[ Keys beeping, alarm sounding ]

What was that?

I didn't do it.

Guys, she just activated

Mr. Davenport's
defense program

and fired a rocket
at mission creek high.

Hey, what a coincidence.

We go there.

This is really bad.

That rocket's gonna hit the
school, and the place is packed.

Tonight is the state
championship.

Plus, Leo's there on
a date with Janelle.

Oh, two disasters in one night.
Poor Leo.

Okay, what's really
goin' on here?

Principal Perry, we're
not at an enemy base.

We're actually
in our lab,

which is in the
basement of our house.

Oh, you tricked me?
I hate being tricked.

Do you know how many
magicians I've made disappear?

Hey, what's the deal
with señorita sausage paws?

What is that?

I'm Eddie,

your smart
home security system.

I'm Terry Perry,
their principal,

moral compass,
and 1984 log-splitting champion

of alberta, Canada,
men's division.

I thought I recognized
the beard.

It was a 'stache!

Principal Perry,
focus, focus.

There is a rocket
headed toward our school,

and we have to stop it.

No, not the school.

All my wrestling equipment
is in there.

Guys, we only have four minutes
until this thing hits.

Mr. Davenport redesigned
everything about this lab.

I can't figure out
how to stop it.

This is the kind of crisis

that calls for
a chilled beverage.

Oh, wait.

What was that?
What just happened?

Your mission leader
just put you on lockdown.

Now no one can get
in or out.

Well, except me.
Later, losers.

We've gotta call Leo and tell
everyone to get out of there.

There's no service!

The lockdown must be blocking
our cell phone signal.

Multi-million dollar makeover,

and he couldn't install
a land line?

Genius, my butt.

Thanks for staying
and giving me a second chance.

Just waiting for my
double vision to go away.

Look out!

See? You're safe with me.

Ow!!

Are you okay?

Do I look okay?

Forget your stepdad's
technology.

It's you,
you're bad luck.

I'm bad luck? You're the one who
keeps getting hit in the...

Do you wanna go
for a walk?

- I'm sorry, Leo.
- [ Whistle blows ]

I don't think we should
hang out anymore.

Well, that came
outta nowhere.

Man, I'm gonna
miss that school.

Well, I should get to bed,
it's a school night.

- [ Pounding on door ]
- What's going on in there?

- Finally! Mr. Davenport's here.
- [ Pounding on door ]

Wait! It could be a trap.

Hey, Mr. Davenport.

Don't worry.
Everything is fine.

Of course it is.
That's why I got an alert

on my phone that
the lab is on lockdown!

What's going on?

Well, remember your
rocket program?

Yes!

Perry may have
accidentally...

Sent one to hit
our high school.

Perry?!

Hi, Don.

Nobody touch anything.

I'm gonna try and hack
my way into

my own security program.

It's not accepting
my override command.

Why did I have to design it
so perfectly?

Wow, even in a crisis,
that ego does not quit.

Adam, would you mind
using your strength

to destroy
my brand-new lab doors?

Back up, jumbo.
I got this.

- No!
- Yes!

Wow, she opened it.

Maybe we should
add her to the team.

Janelle, I am
not bad luck.

What's that fiery object
hurtling towards us?

sh**ting star.
Quick, make a wish.

Mine is that we live
for two more minutes.

I should be able to shut down
the rocket remotely from here.

I just have to switch everything
to the satellite feed.

Satellite feed.

You okay?

You look weird... der
than normal.

Course, I'm okay.

[ Gasps ]

Mr. Whiskers.

Come to mama.

Get her off me.

Get her off me!

How could you let her down here?
She's shedding.

You are all grounded
forever!

Times three times pi.

The rocket's too close
to its target.

I can't stop it from here.

Chase, can't you slow it down
with your molecular kinesis?

Not something that big
traveling that fast.

It's only three minutes
from its target.

We have to evacuate
that school.

Adam, Bree, go!

- Is too much to ask for a please?
- Go!!

Come on.

You think
they can do it?

They're our only hope.

Mr. Whiskers,
time for

a rubby-rub-rub
on your tummy-tum-tum.

Mr. Whiskers!

Mr. Whiskers!!

It's getting closer.
What do we do?

I don't think there's
anything we can do.

Except...

Hide behind this thing.

There's only 20 seconds
before the rocket hits.

There is no way we can
get everyone out on time.

Don't worry.
I have an idea.

Great, what are you gonna do,
throw a car at it?

No, but that's way better
than my idea. Let's do that.

Look, something's hurtling
towards the rocket.

Huh. That looks like
my new car.

That is my new car!

- Yes!
- No!

Whoa, it worked.

Let's grab another
car, just to make sure.

No. Come on,
let's get out of here.

I think we're safe.

We made it.

Janelle, look out!

Leo, you just
saved my life.

Well, it's...

I mean, ya know...

It's what I do.

Thank you.

I guess you're not
bad luck.

I'm so glad that was
only pudding.

Oh, wow!
Principal Perry was right.

That kitty litter
does clump.

So it's an actual
mission this time?

No, we're going on
a pancake run.

Yes!

No, calm down.
I'm kidding.

We're in dangerous
enemy territory

somewhere in a place
called new labistan.

Hey, this looks
just like the place

we were at last time.

Really? Does this
look the same?

Hey, there's a mini fridge
down here.

Oh, come on!