07x12 - Five Continents, 25 Cities and More Than 40,000 Miles

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07x12 - Five Continents, 25 Cities and More Than 40,000 Miles

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PHIL: Previously
on The Amazing Race--


Long Beach, California,

and raced to Lima, Peru.

Follow him.

PHIL: Rob and Amber used
their celebrity status

from Survivor to get ahead.

We've got all
of Peru working for us.

PHIL: Some teams didn't approve.

They don't need to win again.

PHIL: Teams took a ride through
the Peruvian mountains.

PHIL: Some endured
spitting llamas.

Si, si.

Debbie and Bianca's
fluent Spanish

put them first on the mat--

Where we at, where
we at, where we at?

PHIL: While Ryan and Chuck,
and Ron and Kelly got lost.

Kelly, come on.

PHIL: And in the end,
Ryan and Chuck

were the first team eliminated.

We just didn't make it.

PHIL: In the next leg, teams
accused Rob and Amber of lying.

Makes me nauseous to
have to deal with that.

Makes me nauseous to have
to have you call me a liar.

Let's just say it's a good thing

that people can't be voted off.

PHIL: And Rob's
innovative game play--

ruffled some feathers.

Oh, now you open it?
Real freaking cool.

PHIL: Romance brewed between the
brothers and Megan and Heidi.

There was a definite
connection there.

PHIL: And both teams got on the
last flight to Santiago, Chile.

Look who's behind us.
Oh, my God.

Go, go, go, go. Andale.

PHIL: Resulting in
a foot race to the finish.

Go, go, go, go. Whoo!

Megan and Heidi,

you're the last team to arrive.

And the girls were eliminated.

A thrilling drive
through the Andes

brought teams to
a meaty road block--

[Coughs] Aah!

Where Rob refused--

ROB: I'm never going to be
able to eat it all. I quit.

PHIL: And took a penalty,

rolling the dice
that others would follow.

I can't do this. I'm finished.

This was a good idea.

It's a really good idea.

PHIL: Debbie and Bianca
took a wrong turn.

What?

PHIL: Putting them
last on the mat.

You have both been
eliminated from the race.

In the next leg--

The horse is just too wild.

PHIL: Uchenna watched
Joyce brave a wild ride.

You all right? Yeah.

PHIL: Teams gloated
on the first flight.

PHIL: But quickly --

I can't wait to see
the look on their face.

PHIL: Changed their tune.

No freaking way.

LYNN: I hate them.

PHIL: Ray and Deana

got nasty toward
the competition.

RAY: I'm not losing to a


PHIL: Susan and
Patrick floundered--

PHIL: And never recovered.

I'm sorry to tell you, you have
both been eliminated from the race.

It's all up to God.

The 7 remaining teams
then flew to South Africa--

where Ray and Deana b*at Rob
and Amber to the fast forward.

Scariest thing I have
ever done in my life.

Wow!

PHIL: Uchenna and Joyce got
emotional at an orphanage.

It touched our hearts.

MEREDITH: Are you all right?

PHIL: On the detour,
Gretchen took a fall,

but it didn't break her spirit.

I can't go to
Soweto Market like this.

PHIL: The couple came in last
but were not eliminated.

And they had to start
the next leg

with only the clothes
on their back.

GRETCHEN: All we have
are each other now.

PHIL: In Botswana,
Brian and Greg lost control.

Brian! Oh!

ALEX: Oh, my God, oh, my God!

PHIL: Lynn and Alex stopped--

Are you all right?

PHIL: But Rob and
Amber drove right by.

ROB: There is no way
we're stopping.

That's just so typical
of their game.

PHIL: Ray and Deana
bickered at the detour.

Hey, come on. Hey, come on.

PHIL: While the brothers
caught up.

Yeah!

PHIL: Narrowly defeating
Ray and Deana.

You have both been
eliminated from the race.

We deserve to be.

PHIL: Teams enjoyed a scenic
drive through the bush.

Houston, we have an elephant.

Hurry, Ron. Hurry, Ron.

Shut up, I'm doing it
as fast as I can.

PHIL: Tension grew
between Ron and Kelly.

KELLY: You're a piece
of trash redneck.

PHIL: While Brian
and Greg got lost.

Man, we are idiots.

PHIL: And were eliminated.

In India, Meredith and Gretchen
were adored by the locals.

Uchenna and Joyce
went for the fast forward.

Uh-oh, they got scissors.

PHIL: And Joyce underwent
an Indian ritual.

Honey? [Crying]

It's OK, it's just hair.

PHIL: Sending the couple
to first place.

Uchenna and Joyce,
you are team number one.

Yeah! Yes!

PHIL: Then Lynn and Alex
got lost.

Which way? Where is everyone?

PHIL: And never recovered.

You have both
eliminated from the race.

I love you, man.

PHIL: The 4 remaining teams
headed to Istanbul, Turkey.

Kelly confronted Ron.

You don't make commitments.

I was only committed
to the m*llitary.

And you got out of that one.

How did I get out of that one?

By being a P.O.W.

Oh, my God, Meredith.

PHIL: Gretchen tackled
a very physical roadblock.

MEREDITH: Come on, babes.

PHIL: And Rob and Amber--

Yeah!

PHIL: Barely b*at
Ron and Kelly--

You can do it.

Whoo! Ugh...

PHIL: To the finish.

This is a non-elimination leg

and you are both still
in The Amazing Race.

Teams flew to London, England,

where Rob and Amber
delayed one team.

We choose to yield
Ron and Kelly.

They're not going to be happy.
Oh, well.

PHIL: Uchenna helped Meredith and
Gretchen with a difficult detour.

Meredith and Gretchen
are good people, man.

I hate to see them break
their backs like this.

PHIL: The road block--

Agh! Ty!

PHIL: Frustrated all the teams.

D'oh!

I can't understand what
the hell you're saying.

PHIL: And in the end, Meredith
and Gretchen arrived last.

I'm sorry to tell you, you have
both been eliminated from the race.

Tonight on a special


one of these 3 teams
will win $1 million

as winners of The Amazing Race.

PHIL: This is London, England,

founded more
than 2,000 years ago,

it's a city rich in history
and historic sights

like Tower Bridge, and
adjacent to the bridge,

along the River Thames,
Pottersfield Park.

This was the 10th pit stop

in the race around the world.

Teams arrived here
at the end of the last leg

for a mandatory rest period.

The 3 teams waiting
here have no idea

what's in store for them.

To the final 3!

Final 3.

Congratulations. Whew.

Yeah, right.

You are.

PHIL: With time running short,

can Uchenna and Joyce
climb out of last place?

And with the race on the line,

will Ron and Kelly overcome
their relationship woes?

Rob and Amber, who were the
first to arrive at 2:47 P.M.,

will depart at 2:47 A.M.

"Fly to Kingston, Jamaica."

PHIL: Teams must now
fly more than 4,600 miles

to Kingston, Jamaica.

When they land they
will have to travel by taxi

more than 90 miles
to Port Antonio.

Once there, teams must
find this beach

known as Frenchman's Cove,
to find their next clue.

Jamaica. Let's go.

Making the final 3 is exciting,

but Amber and I came
here to win.

We have been in a very stressful
situation with Survivor

and we've ended up on top.

There is no reason why
we shouldn't win again.

Just write the check.
Go up there.

It's kind of crazy.

It's going to be the w*r
hero and the beauty queen

versus survivors versus
the black couple in Jamaica.

Hey, mon.

There it is, Kingston,


AMBER: So we have
a good 6, 7 hours.

Let's make sure it's
the first flight.

Internet access. There it is.

Kingston, 12:40.

We're on Air Jamaica.

That's the first flight out.

All the other teams are
going to have to catch up.

"Travel by taxi toward the
city of Port Antonio."

Let's go to Jamaica, mon.

There is a subway on the
other side of London Bridge

but that's going to be a
cold run across that bridge.

Yeah. We got enough money.
Let's just take a taxi.

I feel like throughout this race

I have been able to really
show Ron what I am made of

and not just this
pageant queen or this ballerina.

If he doesn't figure out

the quality girl that I am,

he's missing out.

RON: When I was in the m*llitary,

I dealt with soldiers and we didn't
have these emotional issues,

but--you know, that's part
of dealing with Kelly,

the emotional being she is.

Taxi, taxi.

I think the subway
would be just as fast

because we could
take the express.

Let's take a taxi, honey.

Can someone take us
to Heathrow Airport?

How much is it going to cost?

It's about £50, innit?

"Fly to Kingston, Jamaica."

Kingston, Jamaica, OK.

You have $630 for
this leg of the race.

Let's go. All right. Here we go.

Joyce and I,
this last couple years,

we have been quarreling a lot.

We have been looking at options

that don't include
being together.

I am happy to say that
that's turned around a lot.

I have never been more proud
to be Joyce's husband

as I am right at this moment.

But at the same time,
we're looking

at a one in 3 chance at
winning a million dollars.

Those are really good odds.

There's a cab here,
right there. Let's do it.

Can you take us to the
airport, please, Heathrow?

That's all right. London to
Jamaica. You got to love it.

RON: So we might want
to go to Air Jamaica.

Air Jamaica, to the right.

They're not open yet,
Air Jamaica, right?

OK, so we're leaving
at 12:40 P.M.

Thank you very much.

Let's see. Air Jamaica.
Over there.

So Air Jamaica is not here yet?

Not yet, no.

What time is the flight?
Do you know?

Phew. No wonder no one's here.

Freaking worthless to
take $100 cab ride.

Whatever. Just let it go.

When it comes to
any kind of argument,

Ron and I do not
communicate well at all.

The race is ending
and we need to talk about

what's going to happen next.

So what's going to
happen when we go home?

Because I realize
where this is going,

and I have been very
real about that.

I'm not ready to make
that commitment.

I cannot deal with the control
factor in my life right now.

A year and a half ago,
when I had someone

controlling everything I
did, everything I ate,

where I went, controlling
whether I lived or d*ed or not,

and I cannot handle having
anyone controlling me.

More than anything, I just hoped
this worked out between us.

I love you
and that's why I'm sad.

Kelly really wants
to get married,

wants to rush everything,
and I'm just not ready.

And to let someone pressure you

into making a big decision
like getting married,

I don't feel like it's
the right thing to do.

Why do you act like my
boyfriend, then, on this race?

I don't get it.

I'm not giving up on the race,

because I really want to win.

I'm just kind of sad about the
whole relationship part of it.

So it just kind of
breaks my heart.

Tickets to Jamaica.

CLERK: You're all set.

OK. Thank you very much.

Tickets to Jamaica.

Thank you. Thanks a lot.

Take care. Hello.

We want the same things.

Has check-in begun?

PHIL: All teams are
now flying nonstop

from London, England,
to Kingston, Jamaica.

Thank you.

We're in a competition.
We got to go.

Frenchman's Cove, Port Antonio.
And quickly.

Port Antonio. Port Antonio.

Port Antonio. Do you
know Frenchman's Cove?

We're going to Frenchman's Cove.

All right. Hurry, hurry.

Go, go, go.

We're last right now.

All the other teams
have left before us.

UCHENNA: We have a good time
coming to Jamaica on holiday.

This is a little bit different.

We are competing
for a million dollars.

AMBER: Uchenna and Joyce
got in front of us.

Damn.

Ah, the smell
of a third world country again.

We have a clue. There it is.
You see it?

Right here. OK. We got to get out.
Go ahead.

Road block. Road block.

PHIL: A road block is a task that
only one person may perform.

In this road block, that
person has to participate

in a traditional Jamaican
party game, the limbo.

In this version of the game,

each rung of the limbo stick

corresponds to a departure time

from the beach
at Frenchman's Cove

where teams will
spend the night.

Teams have 8 chances
to see how low they can go.

OK. I'll do it.

All right. Limbo station.
What do I do?

You get 8 chances. All right.

Take your time, honey.

Whoo! Whoo!

It's up there.

Road block. Enjoy it, honey.
"How low can you go?"

Rob has used up
all his road blocks.

We do 6 each,
so I have to do it,

and I still have one more to do.

Work your heels,
work those heels.

Whoo! Whoo!

All right.

ROB: Baby, go fast, baby.

Come on, baby, you got this.

Nothing to it.

Whoo!

Like candy, all right.

You got it.

Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, no problem.

There's the clue box,
right there.

Road block.
"How low can you go?"

Sounds like you.

There we go, baby, yeah, work
those feet, girl. Don't stop.

You got it, baby, you got it.

She does dancing and everything.

So she should be
pretty good at this.

Yeah!

That's it, sweetie.

There you go, sweetie,
take your time.

Take your time.

Yeah. Use your hands.
That's good. That's--

Very good.

I couldn't do this worth a flip.

Come on. That's it,
baby, that's it, that's it,

that's it, that's it.

There you go, sweetie,
work your heels,

work those heels. There you go.

Come on, baby. There you go.

Yeah, baby.

Come on, you got it.
that's it, that's it,

that's it, yeah.

Thank you. Very good.

You did very good.

"Route info."

PHIL: Teams will spend the night
here at Frenchman's Cove.

They will depart in the morning

at the time they earned
by doing the limbo

and will make their way 11 miles

to the Upper Rio Grande, high in
the hills outside Port Antonio,

and find Grants Level.

It is here they will
find their next clue.

We have to stay here until 8:15.

I don't think I would
have been able to do it.

Yeah, right. Ha ha ha!

There's not 6:00 on there?

I think we could take it
to the ground.

Come on, baby.

Yeah!

Man, I don't believe
they got ahead of us.

No more mistakes.

Good job, baby.

"Find Grants Level
to find your next clue."

I think we go at 8:15.

Work those feet,
baby, there you go.

Yeah, take your time,
take your time.

Keep going, keep going--
don't--

Ohh...

This is your clue.



"Find Grants Level." 8:30.

Oh, we don't do this until


We are starting the day off


the other teams

and we have to come up with
a plan and get ahead

of 2 teams that are very strong.

It's game time.

KELLY: We're in the first 2 teams
leaving with Rob and Amber.

We're always
beside Rob and Amber

and it's like a thorn
in our side.

I keep thinking Rob and
Amber are scared of us

because they know we can
b*at them in this race.

AMBER: Uchenna and Joyce
are 15 minutes behind us.

And Ron and Kelly,
their relationship

really isn't
at its best right now

so Rob and I are going to kind of
use those things to our advantage.

ROB: I'm telling you,
we're winning this race.

AMBER: It's about 8:15.
It's time to go.



All right. Gotta find a taxi.

Let's walk down here
to the main road.

Is that a taxi? Yeah. Perfect.

Do you know this?
Upper Rio Grande?

Yeah.

Can you take us?

Yeah. Thank you.

Million dollars.
We've got a 33% chance.

That's more money than most
people make in a lifetime.

Here's a taxi right here.

Get in.

The Upper Rio Grande.
Do you know where that is?

DRIVER: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, no worries, mon.

Ha ha ha!


ready to roll.

We got to hurry.

There's a taxi right there.

OK. We got to go
to Upper Rio Grande.

What's your name? DRIVER: Mikey.

Nice to meet you, Mikey.

It's nice to be here in Jamaica.

Island living is all right.

Rob and Amber and Ron and Kelly
will be 15 minutes ahead of us.

ROB: Right here, right
here, right here.

There's the other teams.

Is this it?

All right. OK.

Come on, babe.

Detour.

PHIL: A detour is a choice
between 2 tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this detour,

teams have to choose
between 2 river activities,

raft it and build it.

In raft it, teams travel


on a traditional bamboo raft
using only a pole to steer.

Once they successfully navigate
the raft down the river,

teams will find their next clue.

In build it, teams must
actually build a bamboo raft

using all the parts correctly.

Once completed, the teams
must use their raft

to cross the river
then climb up this hill

to find their next clue.


take us 2 hours.


a river going this slow.

OK. So build it? Yeah.

Honey, maybe we should do the
opposite of what they do.

It's over there.

Please make a decision.
I don't know.

You're the one who knows
more about rafting.


to go on a slow river.

Then you want
to build. Let's go.

Of course, building one
could take a while.

Watch him. I got it.

All right.
Here's a demonstration.

It's just lashing in and out.

This first.

That needs to go through here.

OK. Hold on.

Come on. Get the next one.

Get a rock and you're
going to bang it through.

It's not going through.

Well, you better bang it
harder, then.

Hold up, hold up. The next one.

I was only saying, this one
was facing the wrong way.

Go down to that end. We'll
push them all together.

You need to take that one out.

Just go push them all together.

Nice. OK, babe. OK.

There's the clue right there.

"Build it" or "Raft it."

Raft is 8 miles.
That's a long time.

Yeah. Let's build it.

We're gonna have to do
some serious hustling.

Hold that down that end.

All right, babe. Poles
that go through there.

Put some gloves on.

Dang, my hands are
already bleeding.

All right. Grab me one
of those gloves.

Ah...

Here, let me get you the gloves.

Put gloves on, please.

The gloves are fine.
I don't need the gloves.

Down here, babe. I'm gonna
line it up like this

and I'm going to shove
this thing through.

Mm! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think there is something
I can be doing.

I'm just sitting here.

This has to go
on there too, babe.

We got a long way to go.

Not up there. That's the
last thing to even get done.

I'm just laying them down.

The last time I built
one of these was--

oh, never, so relax.

We're gaining on them.

We've just got to keep working.

We're just going
slow and steady.

Rob's been in construction
for about 10 years

and we built a raft
on Survivor before

so this challenge just seemed
to be the one to pick.

Is there an easier way
to do this?

They're on their fourth
stick, we're on our second.

Help would be--

What do you want me to do?

I want you to push
this pole down.

We're moving along.

Right here. OK.

Good job, honey.

Right there.
Hold it right there.

Up a little bit more?
Hold it right there.

I don't mean to be like that but
we've got to finish this thing.

I do whatever I can
to make you happy.

That's my girl.

And after the race
you can make me happy.

We just have to be
tight against the bar.

So I need you to pull up.

You're smashing my hand
between a rock.

Would you shush?
Control yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speed, efficiency, efficiency.

Absolutely awesome.

This raft-building part,

I think we're going
to be doing it.

Gilligan should have
been watching this.

Uchenna and Joyce are probably
around the same progress

as me and Rob. Kelly and Ron
seem to just be doing it

in a different order.

I want you to look
at everybody else.

They're a lot farther than us

and look what they're doing.

I've never built
one of these before.

That's what I'm trying
to explain to you.

When you figure out how to
build one, you tell me.

Smart "A."

Next one.

Honey,

grab the end of that.

Let's--
Come on.

Ready?

Is that good?
Yeah. Looks pretty good.

Kelly--she's worried
about everybody else.

It would be nice if she would

just worry about us
a little bit more.

I can't stand that crap.

Finished. Now put it
in the water?

Not yet?

OK, OK.

Oh, he wants us to take
that part off? OK.

Does that look good? Yeah.

OK. He wants you
to check it out.

Seems like Ron and Kelly
have a couple problems.

Built the raft in
no time. We're ready.

It's good? It's good. Yeah!

Across the river.

All right. Let's get it
in the water.

KELLY: Honey, they're ready.

Kelly, would you stop?
You're ticking me off.

Perfect. Thank you.

OK. We push it?

Waah!

Come on, babe. Cross the river.

The clue's over there.

Hey, hey, hey.

You're right. I probably wired
this one in here wrong.

Unwire it. Cut it out.

Just look under here and cut it.

Hang on, babe. There it is.

Come on, baby.
Get in, get in, get in.

Come on, baby.

Do you know where it is, babe?

Yes. Have you
got the pole, honey?

Take a pole, sweetie. OK.

Right there, right there.

The brakes. The brakes is where?

That's it, babe.

Do both of us have to go?

Stay there.

Oh, that's it, baby.
Just go straight up.

Go on up, honey.

Slippery.

I know.

Hold on.

Don't fall on me.

Put it in your pocket.

I'm coming down.

Let's go.

Are you all right? Yeah.

Be careful, this is
very slippery here.

Go down. OK.

OK, Uchenna, watch out.

You hold this. I'll paddle.

Sit down. All right.

Just trying to get in the water.

Kelly, if you will help--

What do you want me to do?

I want you to help
feed this to me.

Hang on.

"Help, don't, hang on."

Yo, droppd the thing.
My sneaker.

Watch out, Rob,
watch out, buddy.

Let's go.

Got it.

Need the sneaker.

Come on, get our stuff.
Open it, open it.

"Travel by taxi to
the next pit stop."

PHIL: Teams must now travel 80
miles by taxi to Montego Bay.

Once there, they must find
this villa at Round Hill.

This 100-acre coconut
and spice plantation

is the 11th pit stop
in a race around the world.

The last team to check in
here may be eliminated.

Come on, come on.

Let's go. All right. Read.

"Travel by taxi
to the next pit stop."

Let's go. We got
a man for it, too.

Mikey!

Let's go, let's go.

Taxi, taxi.

We need to go to
Round Hill, Montego Bay.

Do you know where that is?

All right. Round Hill.

Montego Bay.

Don't let them pass us.

OK, do your best.

It's OK. We just stay
behind, at the last minute

we'll go in front of them.

RON: I can do it.

Do it. Let's go, go.

I'm trying.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Straight across.

Jump out.

"Travel by taxi
to the next pit stop."

Come on, babe.

Round Hill, Montego Bay, fast.

We're in last.

Please, hurry
as much as you can.

Whoo!

Oh, man.

Good job, baby. We got it.

Good job, baby. Whew!

We passed them up. Whoo!

Good job, honey.

All right, thanks.

You will be the first one.

Our driver is Tyson.
He's a good driver.

We've got to stop and get gas.

I guess Tyson knows Mikey.

Yeah, that's my boy.

That's your boy?

Yeah.

UCHENNA: You know how to
make the move quickly, huh?

Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Hurry, hurry.

I don't want them to follow us.

Go, Mikey, go, Mikey.

That's Joyce and Uchenna.

Let's go, let's go.

That's Rob and Amber.

That's it. Let's go.

That's enough. Finish it.

Let's go, go, Mikey,
go, Mikey, go, Mikey.

I'm sure Rob is having a fit.

Uchenna and Joyce
just got out ahead of us, so--

Come on, come on.

Hurry up. Come on, get in, man.

They're getting gas,
too, right here.

Hey, hey, that's our
competition.

We need to b*at them.
We've got to hurry.

Come on. Come on, let's go.

This is Ron and
Kelly right here.

Just enough
to get us there, please.

Please. OK.

Go, go, go, thank you, Tyson.

We got to hurry.

UCHENNA: There is
some serious traffic.

We can't see Uchenna and Joyce.

So who knows how far
ahead of us they are?

Damn it.

Rob and Amber are behind
us, right on our tails.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

The policeman pulled them over.

Oh, Rob is...

Rob is losing
his mind right now.

Having a fit.

ROB: Are you kidding me?

Nothing's going
our way right now.

Come on.

Rob and Amber just got stopped
at a police checkpoint.

Hopefully, their luck has ended

and it will stop their
whole streak of good luck

that they have had this
entire race so far.

Now Ron and I are in second

and Uchenna and
Joyce are in the lead.

You got to cooperate
with the police,

so that's too bad.

We just got stopped by some
cops doing a routine stop

and the other 2 teams
got ahead of us,

and now we have
to catch up to them.

Hopefully, we will.

Otherwise, that cop could
have cost us a million bucks.

We just got stopped by some
cops doing a routine stop

and the other 2 teams
got ahead of us.

And now, we have
to catch up to them.

Hopefully, we will.

Otherwise, that cop could
have cost us a million bucks.

It would take a miracle for something
to happen to the other teams

for us to finish before
them at this point.

We're headed to
a place called Round Hill,

and we've got to
find cottage 16.

RON: Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Uchenna and Joyce
are in front of us

and their back left tire
is getting really flat.

That would be very good
if it popped.

Here.

TYSON: I can see them right now.

ROB: Good driving.

I know my stuff. Stay with me.
I can do my thing, OK?

Tyson did some unbelievable
driving to get us back up.

Whoa, their tire looks low, huh?

We're hoping they go over a
pot hole and the thing pops.

JOYCE: What was that?

UCHENNA: Uh-oh.
We got a flat tire.

Lord, have mercy.

Unbelievable.

That sucks.

No way.

Flat tire, baby.

Oh, my God.

No freakin' way.

RON: Their tire's flat.

Uchenna and Joyce
just had a blowout.

We were kind of hoping Rob and
Amber would come in last today

but Uchenna and Joyce could still
catch up with us at this point.

Uchenna and Joyce's
tire just blew.

That might just be
our lucky break.

There's Ron and Kelly.

And Rob and Amber, damn it.

Is that the bottom
road over there?

Whoo-hoo!

Is the other team
in front of us?

We lost them.

We'll be fine. Get in, sweetie.

All right. Back on the road.

Yeah, we need a miracle now.

Are we getting close?

Yay!

On the right-hand side? Yeah.

We just want to come in first.

ROB: Is this the way?

We've got to find out
where we're going.

Hop out of the car, babe.

Round Hill Hotel?

Straight?

Straight.

AMBER: Straight,
straight, straight.

UCHENNA: Come on, come on.

This could be it on the right.

Round Hill. Right here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cottage 16.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's it.

Go, go, go, keep
going, number 16.

That may be it.
Go down the hill.

Go down, go down, go down.

We might be able
to catch them still.

Where is 16?

Straight. Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.

UCHENNA: Not ready
to go home yet.

All right, slow down,
slow down, stop, stop.

It's probably up there.

Go, go. Go, go, go.

Run, Amber. Coming.

Whoo! Ha ha!

Welcome to Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Thank you. Thank you.

Ron and Kelly,

you're team number one.

All right!

Just by the skin of your teeth.

Rob and Amber, come in.

Rob and Amber,

you're team number 2.

Whoo! What a race.

Not sure who's going to win
out of you guys.

Hey, we saw who won today.

We're going to win.

You confident?

Yes.

And you are confident as well?

Yeah, we are.

Uchenna and Joyce,

you're the last team to arrive.

Figured as much.

Yeah, we figured.

That flat tire did not help.

I'm pleased
to tell you, however,

this is a non-elimination leg

and you are both
still in the race.

You still have a chance to
win the $1 million prize.

Oh, thank God.

The bad news is, I need to
take all your money from you.

Man, you guys got some money.

Yeah, we do.

All right, guys,
and I also need you

to hand over all
your possessions.

Thank you very much.

In addition, you guys will
not be receiving any money

at the start of the
next leg of the race.

And you need to start that leg
with zero dollars to your name.

It's going to be tough.

Especially in the final leg
of the race.

The 2 things they haven't
taken from us

are our heart and our minds

and those are
working in fine order.

Just have to let the chips
fall where they may.

The finish line is not far away.

We've gone through
serious challenges.

I've cut all my hair off

just to prove that
I'm competitive.

We're in it to win and be

the last team standing.

PHIL: Find out who
wins The Amazing Race

when the next leg begins
in just a few minutes.

PHIL: This is Montego Bay.

On the rugged northwest
coast of Jamaica

and along the white
sand beaches is Round Hill.

This 100-acre plantation
was the 11th pit stop

in a race around the world.

After a mandatory rest period,

the teams will leave
on the last leg of the race.

There are no more eliminations

before reaching the finish line,

so this leg will be a 3-way
competition for $1 million.

Ron and Kelly, who were the
first to arrive at 2:37 P.M.--

All right!

PHIL: Will depart at 2:37 A.M.

"Travel by taxi toward
the city of Lucea,

and pick up one bag of onions."

PHIL: Teams must now
travel by taxi 25 miles

to the city of Lucea.

Once there, they must find this
shack and pick up 50 onions.

They must take the onions

to this small restaurant
and chop them up.

When all the onions are cut up,

a chef will hand
them the next clue.

All right. Let's go.

I truly, truly care about Ron

and that's that part that's
hard for me to accept.

I believed so much in my heart

that this was going to work
out and he was the one,

but...

you know, reality sets in

and this is where
my faith comes in.

The Lord's always taken care
of me and He still will.

Are you a taxi?

Come on, come on.

Kelly has to take
all that emotion

and push it out to the side for
us to win a million dollars.

We have to pull it together.

This isn't the time
to be worrying about

where do we stand when we go
home and things like that.

We can do that when we get home.

Right now it's about being
a team and winning.

We need a taxi.
Can you call a taxi?

You need a taxi? Yes, please.

Yes, and don't call them one.

This is a race, a competition,
and they're behind us.

No, it ain't cheating,

"Cool Breeze House,
Onion Shack,"


this leg of the race

and one team has zero
dollars." Let's go.

We got to hustle.
I'm right here.

Here we are getting
ready to start

the very last leg of the race

and I couldn't be happier.

We really have been working
together perfectly.

Amber has been
the most amazing partner

anybody could ever have.
I'm proud her.

It's not possible that anybody
is going to win The Amazing Race

except Amber and I.
End of story.

KELLY: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You guys want to share
and split it?

All right. We're going to Lucea.

Can you call a taxi for us?

Need another one? Yeah, please.

Yeah, mon.

Don't tell any other taxis
to go back and get them, OK?

No. We want them to stand
out there for a long time.

Ha ha ha.

All right. This is it.

Here we go. Finish line.

"Travel by taxi toward
the city of Lucea.

"2 teams will have $445
for this leg of the race,

one team has zero dollars."
That will be us.

OK, we got to go
find some money.

All right, let's see
what we can do.

Uchenna and I are in last place

and we're starting
out with no money.

No backpacks.

Everything is in the white bag,

passports and everything.

Joyce and I are
still here for a reason

and it isn't to come in last.

Airport.

Maybe if we can get to the airport
we can convince somebody.

Do you know how far--
Lucea's about an hour.

We gotta get a taxi.
We don't have any money.

Is it on the way
past the airport?

Opposite direction.
I don't know what to do.

We have to get
with those people,

because at this point
with no money,

with no resources at all,
our options are limited.

We got to find
some people we can beg

and bum some money from.

Let's just get to the airport.

We have to see
if we can get somebody

to give us transportation.

Uchenna and Joyce are walking.
That's not good.

There's our taxi.

Taxi?

Hop in.

Do you know where
the Cool Breeze House

Onion Shack is on Highway A-1?

Ambulance.

How you guys doing?

Can you give
a lift to the airport?

To go another place?

Ah.

KELLY: It says it's
off of Highway A-1.

Do you know
where Highway A-1 is?

Highway.

A-1. Let's ask
somebody where this is.

Hello?

Please hurry.

Huh?

Just please hurry.
We got to hurry.

Let's go.

Yeah, let's go, please.

ROB: Cool Breeze
House Onion Shack.

This is it. This is it.

Baby, you have good eyes.

Take the lightest bag.

This one.

All right. All right.

Yeah. Now we're on our way

to the Three Dives Jerk Shack.

RON: We're trying to find Cool
Breeze House Onion Shack.

That side?

All right, so we
have some direction.

It seems to be a little
bit difficult to find.

It's kind of like a needle

in a haystack of needles.

We don't have no money.
We lost our luggage.

Can you give us a lift?

Are we far from the airport?

Can you take us there?

Thank you, thank you.

We have been blessed
to find a guy

who is willing to take us
to the airport.

We have to go into the
airport and beg for money.

The first blessing has started
by a very good man here.

RON: This is it.

Can you wait one second
while we go in?

Let's go.

OK. Three Dives Jerk Shack.

Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.

All right.

Oh, what a good guy.
You saved our lives.

Let's go in here.

ROB: There it is, Three Dives.

Pull in here, please.

Come on, babe. Hello?

How many do we have to do?

That's how fine
you need to get them?

No problem.

Gotcha.

ROB: A little bit smaller.
You got it.

Careful you don't
cut your hands.


to take a while.

KELLY: Three Dives.
RON: Right here.

Will you wait for us?

Grab a bag of onions
out of the back.

Ron and Kelly just showed up.

We're only about 10 onions in,

so now the great onion
chopping contest will start.

I'm not good at cutting
things at all.

I'm very fast. When I was a kid,

my mother used to put me in the
basement and make me chop onions.

Whatever.

ROB: Where's Uchenna and Joyce?

RON: I don't know.

Good morning.

How is everybody doing today?

Listen. My name is Uchenna.

I'm from Houston, Texas.

This is my wife, Joyce.

We've lost all our luggage
and all our money.

I'm not really accustomed to
begging or anything like that,

but if you could
spare any money,

I can do cartwheels,
I can dance a jig,

anything to entertain you.

Please.

Can anybody spare a dime?

I understand. That's perfectly--

I guess--

Thanks. Appreciate it.

I don't know what
we're going to do.

Hey, don't cry. Don't cry.

Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.

It's all right.

Hey, we're in it
to do it, you know?

All we can do
is just keep trying.

It's all right.

Don't cry, babe, don't cry.

[Sobbing]

We got to. We have to.

We're good.

We'll get this together,

one buck at a time
if we have to.

My eyes are starting to go and
I can't even see anymore.

My name is Uchenna.

Maxine and--

Elaine, hi. Nice to meet you.
This is my wife, Joyce.

I'm sorry. I'm Joyce.

Sorry. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Anyway, we're just wondering

if you could spare any monies
that you have, any extra.

You don't have to, but I
would just appreciate it.

Aw, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.

We'll see what happens.

We got to just keep pushing.

We're going to Lucea.

We got $40US.

We only have $40,
that's all we have.

We begged for it.

So we go to Cool Breeze
House of Onions Shack.

Yeah.

My back's hurting
from chopping onions.

Who said cooking
wasn't hard work?

Thank you.

And here is your next clue.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

"Travel by taxi
to Rose Great Hall."

PHIL: Teams must
now make their way

nearly 60 miles to Rose
Hall Great House Resort,

a former plantation house.

It's here that teams
will find their next clue.

Great House. OK.
Let's go, let's go.

RON: Damn.

We're going to get there
as soon as possible,

and hopefully, keep
our lead on Ron and Kelly.

They never had competition.

I mean, it would
only take an idiot

not to know they have
competition at this point.

So maybe Rob's an idiot.

All right. 50 onions.

OK. This is your next clue.
Thank you.

"Travel by taxi to Rose
Hall Great House."

All right, let's go.
Go, go, get in.

Please hurry. Thanks.

We gotta go. Whoo-hoo!

We got to catch up.

Where the hell
is this damn place?

I don't know.
It's a long day so far.

It's a long day.
It's not even 9:00 yet.

ROB: All right. Let's get around
this truck and get there.

We're right behind Rob and Amber

and we're hoping to catch
up with them on the road.

It will work out for us.
We'll catch them.

Honey...

we're going to keep pushing

until we can't push anymore

or at least somebody
tells us not to.

Rose Hall.

We caught up with them.

So my onion-chopping
skills came in handy.

Stop here.

You see it? No, nothing.

There it is. Straight ahead.

RON: There's the box.
Come on, babe.

Detour.

PHIL: A detour is a choice
between 2 tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this detour,
teams have to choose

between pony up and tee it up.

In pony up, teams make
their way to this beach

and participate in a local sport

known as horseback swimming.

Teams must ride a horse
into the ocean

and once the horse
starts to swim

they must slide off
and hold onto the tail.

Teams will have
to go around these buoys

before heading back to shore

where they will receive
their next clue.

Teams do not need to know how
to ride a horse to do the task.

However, they will
only be able to go

as fast as the horse can swim.

In tee it up, they make their
way to this golf course,

choose a set of clubs

and dress in appropriate
golfing attire.

Then they will head out
to the driving range

and alternate teeing off.

When either partner hits this


they'll receive their next clue.

If teams have a good swing,

they'll be able to finish fast.

However, hitting the small area

for a novice could
take a long time.

Definitely, the golf.

I can do the tee it up, I think.

You think?

I have had those golf lessons.

Come on.

Good morning, sir.

Hey. We're here to play golf.

Freshen up.

Where's the clothes
with our name on them?

Dressing rooms
are down the hall.

OK.

Let's go, baby. AMBER: Coming.

Let's go! I'm coming!

Let's go, let's go. Run.

Ron...

RON: Shut up. I'm doing
it as fast as I can.

JOYCE: Cool Breeze
House Onion Shack.

Oh, my God.

Unbelievable.

All right. We just got
to pick these up.

We just take them? There's


All right.

Now we got to get to the grill.

Three Dives Jerk Shack.

He knows that.

Ah, yes! Ha ha ha!

Put it on the green?

Into the wind.

Baby, get ready, because
We got to alternate.

Get a bunch of them
and keep hitting them.

Wow. This is
unbelievable right here.

Come on, baby, go.

We have to land one
on the green.

Honey, I'm going.

OK, go.

Dang!

I knew not playing golf

would not work out in my favor
at some point in my life.

Ach!

Ooh!

Where on earth did that one go?

Just go quick, baby.
Just hit it quick.

Ooh!

Ha ha ha!

We could be here all day.

Let's go around front.

Good morning. Morning.

How many we got to cut?

All of them?

All of that. All of them.

How do you cut these things?

Got to cut them small, huh?

These are dull knives.

May be an expert by
the time we're done here, huh?

AMBER: Hitting some
really good balls.

I know my dad
would be impressed.

Not enough.

Just go quick, baby.
Just hit it quick.

There you go.

Go. Come on.

Stay in there. Dang!

ROB: That might be it.

I'm on, I'm on. Clue.

Here you go. Thank you.

"Fly to San Juan, Puerto Rico."

PHIL: Teams must fly nearly 800
miles to San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Once teams land, they must
find the marked cars

and then drive
themselves 9 miles

to the Castillo San
Felipe del Morro Fort

to find their next clue.

Come on. We got to go.

Goodness, I was hitting
them all right

and now I can't hit crap.

Get the cab driver.

Let's go.

OK. Let's go, let's go.

We got a time table. Airport.

Sangster International.

There's a direct flight at


flight number 23.

Go fast, please. We
have only 20 minutes.

We're very tired.

Tired and hungry.

We didn't have any more water

so we're on fumes here.
We're working on fumes.

Just pure desire.
So we're not quitting.

I'm digging a hole over here.

Hey, you know what?
I really suck at golf.

Just hit the ball.

KELLY: Oh, I did it,
I did it, I did it!

Did you do it? I did it.

Good job, babe.

"Fly to San Juan, Puerto Rico."

OK. Let's go. Good job.
Let's go.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

To the airport.

RON: I just couldn't hit crap.

I deserve a pickaxe
right through the scalp.

Come on.

Air Jamaica.

Come on, babe, come
on, We got to hurry.

Excuse me. Is the 9:15
flight still here?

No.

We need to buy them right now.

Please, please, Catherine, this
would change my life, my life.

No, I know, sir, but--

No, you don't, I'm telling you.

Please, please,
ma'am, my mother--

Just go to the ticket
office right there.

It's right there?

This sucks.

Can we buy tickets
for the 9:15 flight?

Please, can you help me?

They said they
will hold it for us.

Please, please, please, sir.

You can't help me? Please?

I'm sick to my stomach.
You can't help me?

Please?

Unbelievable, unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

American. Yeah.

What time is your next flight to
San Juan, Puerto Rico, from here?





Yes! Come here. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

This way, baby.

They're going to be
coming any minute.

I think we want
to go to American.

We need to get to San Juan
as soon as possible.

We'll take any flight.

Do you know if Rob Mariano

got on the earlier flight?

It's delayed? Can we get on it?

We can run fast.

Because we kind of
really need a break.

Hello.

WOMAN ON P.A.: Once again, welcome
aboard American Airlines.

We are on the 12:42 flight

to San Juan, Puerto Rico.

I'm sure Rob and Amber
made that flight.

I don't see how on earth they
could not be on that flight.

Thank you very much.
You're welcome.

So that's kind of a thorn
in your side, so to speak.

Whew...

We're getting down there, honey.

I can see the light at
the end of the tunnel.

That's it. OK?

There's the clue. Thank you.

"Travel by taxi to Rose
Hall Great House."

Rose Hall. That's back
in Montego Bay.

You will take us there?

Oh, bless you.

We're pretty far behind
the other 2 teams

but we're still hopeful.
We're not giving up yet.

Come on, baby. In here.

Let's rock.

What do you want me
to look for now?

El Morro, it's called.

El Morro. It's right here,
on this map.

We're going towards
Old San Juan.

Yeah. On this road?

Yeah. 26.

OK. We're all set, then.

Great House. Yeah.

Let's go. There's the clue box.

All right.

"Detour. Pony up or tee it up."

Tee it up.

Tee it up? Yeah.

I have been practicing
golf at home

and 135 yards isn't too bad.

OK.

Oh, look at this, babe.

I know.

This is one castle
right here, babe.

The name of the place,
baby, is called

Castillo San Felipe del Morro.

Yeah, this is it.

I think it's going
to be up by the castle.

Here it is. Almost.

"Drive yourself to the
town of Ayugadilla."

PHIL: Teams must now drive
themselves 87 miles

to the town of Aguadilla

and find this abandoned
sugar refinery

known as El Muelle de Azucar.

Once there, they must
follow the marked path

to find their next clue.

Come on.

Come on, baby. Almost there.

Route One south?

Yeah.

OK, because I'm on
Route One south now.

I'm doing all right today
with the directions,

I tell you.

Ohh...

Let's do it.

OK. Thank you.

Hoo. OK.

That went way over there.

Just make contact with the ball.

You did better than me.

That's the one right there.

That's the one.

Cook. We're done.

Yes. Good job.

All right. Good job, honey.

Thank you, sir.

"Fly to San Juan, Puerto Rico."

Are you kidding me?

OK, let's get out of here.

Let's do it. The airport.

We could actually catch up.

That was a good sh*t, honey.

We're still in this thing.

We just can't give up, right?

Right. Right.

ROB: Look at this.

Every single person on the
whole island of Puerto Rico

is in this traffic jam.

You think you
would be used to it.

You drive in Boston
traffic all the time.

When I'm driving in
traffic in Boston

I'm not trying to win
a million dollars.

Respect.

All right. He's a good man.

OK. We're back here
at this place.

Do you guys have
any direct flights

to San Juan, Puerto Rico?

We have a flight
at 4:58 this afternoon.

Can we get the 4:58 one?

Thank you very much.

OK. You have a good flight now.

You've been a doll.
Thank you so much.

All right, we're set.

Let's see if we can
find some friends.

We need some cash.

I'm not b*ating around the bush.

There's a beer to go with it.

Thank you.

Jeez, thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Spirit's up. Uh-huh.

Whew, rough day.

Right now, we're
in the town of Aguadilla

and we are looking for
El Muelle de Azucar.

Is this it?



What are we supposed to do?

There's a hotel right
at the top of the hill.

Should go get that
well-needed rest.

Which one do you want?
The middle one?

Sure.

We want to go towards
San Juan, Kelly.

San Juan to the right.

You just follow
the signs to San Juan

and as we follow those signs

it will give us signs
for the Castillo.

Not bad, not bad

I don't mind this at all.

Now we're going
to get some better rest.

RON: That's it right there.

OK, go, go, go, go, go.

"Drive yourselves
to the town of Aguadilla."

Let's go.

All right, so we want Aguadilla.

Go back the same way
we just came.

That's it. Sweet.

Castillo de
San Felipe del Morro.

Yeah, and the parking area.
Good job. All right.

Search the outside area
for a clue.

Let's get our butts
up there. Come on.

There is the box. Come on.

"Find Muelle de Azucar."

OK, let's do it.

KELLY: There's the gate.

Except for it doesn't
open until 7:30.

You want to try to find the
hotel or lay in the car?

I can do the car.

Nice.

Good job, woman.

UCHENNA: Ah, a little rain.

Yeah. They could already be at the
finish line already sleeping,

but maybe there is still another
day of activity tomorrow,

and if so, that's real hopeful.

Ho ho ho!

There's people still
in them cars, huh?

Yeah, there might be.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man. What's up, kids?

We're glad we made it.

You guys are waiting
for this place to open?

All right.
See you in the morning.

Wow. We're back in this thing.

Thank goodness.

It's refreshing to see
some familiar faces.

I'm glad those gates
closed at 4:00 today.

[Rooster crowing]

ROB: Everybody's here,
Uchenna and Joyce too.

Here we go. Go, go, go.

Come on, Ron.

Marked path, right here,
right here, marked path.

Come on, hon.

There it is, there it is,
there it is. Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

There's the box.

We got to open up the clue.
Come on.

Road block. Road block.

"Who is ready to take a plunge?"

I'll take it.

PHIL: A road block is a task

that only one person
may perform,

and no one can do more
than 6 on the entire race.

In this road block,
that person has to make

a potentially terrifying jump
off this 30-foot bridge.

After they've made the leap,

they will have to swim 90 yards
to retrieve their next clue,

then climb in a boat that
will take them back to shore.

Here, baby, you have to do this.

There's the platform,
baby, out there.

Follow the marked path.

OK. Here. Let's go. You got it?

Follow the signs.
Go, go, go, go.

Just follow the marked path.

Are you going to go for it?
Yeah.

OK. Go, honey, you're
a good swimmer.

I don't know where
Ron and Uchenna went.

Oh, my God.

Whoa.

Wait, Amber, are we both
supposed to be going down here?

Where's Ron?

Got to go back up here.

You got to go out
the platform. Come on.

Whoo hoo!

Where is this place, baby?

The first step is a doozy.

Whoo hoo!

Come on, hon, come on.
Come on, Amber.

RON: OK, go, go, go, go.

Got it.

Let's move out.

Oh, no. They're already done.

I have no idea.

That could have cost us
a million bucks.

We're screwed.

Oh, no. They're already done.

How do we get down there?

Go down these stairs
and go out there.

OK. Give me a kiss. Do good.

Ron!

You got a clue? Let's go.

"Fly to your final
destination city,

Miami, Florida."

PHIL: Teams must now
drive themselves 90 miles

to San Juan
International Airport

and then fly more than 1,000
miles to Miami, Florida,

the final destination city.

When they land, they'll have
to travel by taxi 9 miles

to the Rickenbacker Causeway.

It's here that teams
will find their next clue.

Let's go.

Good job, honey.

Whoo, that's good.

"Fly to your final destination,

"Miami, Florida." Come on, baby.

Oh, good God.

Hey.

Whoo hoo!

OK. Let's go, let's go.

Come on, Uchenna.

San Juan International Airport.

All right. Come on, babe.

Rob and Amber went
the wrong way,

so maybe they're
a good bit behind us.

Come on, baby.

"Fly to your final destination
city, Miami, Florida."

Come on, baby, a million bucks.

You can do it, you can do it.

Jump on my back. Jump.

We're not stopping,
we're almost there.

Get in. We got
to go to San Juan.

Good job. Way to work.

The other teams really
aren't that far ahead.

We can catch up to them.

JOYCE: Look. Ron and Kelly.

He's going to try
to push past us.

He knows we all get
to the airport

at the same time.
Here they come.

Oh, yes.

Golly.

I think the other teams
are right up there.

Jeez, that's Rob
and Amber coming up.

Just pick the right lane.
Just don't get behind him.

Rob and Amber caught up with us.

Come on. We can can get
ahead of them right here.

I'm taking this lane right here.

There's Ron and Kelly.
Yeah, baby.

They passed us and Ron picks
the longest line to get into.

Don't pick on me, I'll start
picking on you, all right?

Thank you. We chose the right
lane at the tollbooth.

First position. Ha ha!

We gotta go. Thank you.

Thank you.

Sucks. We've just got to push

and do what we got to do.

Here we go. Here's
the airport, Amber.

Airport. That's what you want.

Little airplane signs
make it pretty easy.

Hey, babe.

I'm not positive.

Airport to the left. Go right.

You said to the left.

The sign up there
said turn left.

I'm reading the sign out loud.

This is left.

Well, open your eyes and read the signs.
It's right there in front of you.

I couldn't see
the stinking sign.

You said left. This is the left.

Don't jump on me,
because I don't

understand what you are saying

because you said
the wrong thing.

You shut up.

Here it is.



Getting close.

Here it is. Let's go.

Ticketing, ticketing, ticketing.

This way, this way,
this way. Hi.

To Miami, the next
available flight, please.

UCHENNA: Ready to rock?

Park your cars and turn on
to departure levels. OK.

Departures, so right over here.

Yep. Pull in there.

OK. Let's go. American
Airlines or what?

We need to go to
the ticket counter.

Here it is, right here.

Is there anything earlier
on any other airlines?

It's already closed?

Is there any way
I can get on, please?

We have no luggage or anything.

OK. We'll take the 11:15.

Where's Ron and Kelly?

They must have
made a wrong turn.

We are not headed
the right direction.

I guarantee that right now.

And I'm sorry
I told you to shut up,

but you say little things
and it digs at me,

I don't care, just save it.
Just close it.

That whole "Close it"
Thing right there

drives me insane,

I think it's disrespectful
and rude.

OK, then, just stop talking
because I don't care to hear it.

He's a gentleman, a true
American gentleman right there.

OK, thank you. Thank you.

Hello.

We need the same thing.

Same flight? Yeah.

Come on, there's gotta
be another flight.

Hello, ma'am.
Can you help me, please?

What's the next available
flight going to Miami direct?

OK, can I get on
right now, please?

OK, right at the gate? Perfect.

Gate 5? This way. Thank you.

Come on, babe, We got to run.

Are there other flights leaving
for Miami sooner that this one?

OK. Thank you.

Maybe we should check and see
what are the options we have.

Come on, baby, come on.

Excuse me. Can we get on
the flight, please, ma'am?

CLERK: Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you. Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

Is this flight closed?

It's closed, the door up there?

Woman: Yeah, it's closed.

Thank you. Ha ha!

JOYCE: It's 1004.

What airline was that?

American.

She probably figured
we couldn't have made it.

Come on, babe.

Put the bag up. That
way we can sit down.

We can't afford to be carrying
around any extra weight.

So we're gonna leave our
backpacks on the plane.

Hopefully somebody
will send them to us.

Can we please make it?

Can we make it on this flight?

Do you think they came here?

I almost guarantee you
they came here.

We made it.

Paid off.

Did you happen to let 2 Americans
go on there wearing red?

Damn it.

They're on the flight?

Yeah, they're on the flight.
It's just closing.

There is no way we can
get on that flight, huh?

Oh, man.

That's it. Like idiots,
we didn't--ah!

JOYCE: Please, please.

UCHENNA: Just let us
on this thing.

Can we make it on this flight?

Maybe, maybe.

One little blessing.

If we can get one little blessing
on this flight right now.

All we've been through.

Oh, my God.

ROB: Are you kidding me?

Sweet.

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

Can we please make it?

Oh, thank you! Oh, you
guys are beautiful.

Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
Oh, thank you so much.

Don't cry, baby.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, thank you, Jesus.

Thank you, guys.
Thank you very much.

Last ones. What took you so long?
Ha ha ha!

Oh...

ROB: This sucks.

Whew.

Hey. We're trying to get
to Miami as fast as possible.

The next one boarding is
going to be at 11:15.

OK, perfect.

All right, baby.
Come on, come on.

Let's go straight out.

Taxi. Straight ahead.

Rickenbacker Causeway.

OK, buddy. OK, let's go.

We want to go underneath.

Yeah, please.

Let's go.

Do you know where the
Rickenbacker Causeway?

OK, cool.

Driver, we're going to end up
stopping under the Causeway.

And we're off again. Bit
of a wild ride now, man.

We're in the game.

It's us against them.

We hope Ron and
Kelly weren't able

to get any other flights
that we don't know about.

So we can't count them out.

ROB: The lower level, yes?

Right here, right here.

Yes. Stop, stop, stop.

Wait here.

Come on, baby.

"Make your way to Little Havana,

and find the King
of the Havanas."

PHIL: Teams must now travel 2


a Cuban-American community

where they will search
among the many stores

to find this cigar shop,

the King of the Havanas.

Teams must figure out
that this shop

is known by its Spanish name,

El Rey De Los Habanos.

It's here teams will
find their next clue.

Calle Ocho. Let's go.

OK, Little Havana. Calle Ocho.

What is the King of the Havanas?

OK. Go to Calle Ocho
in Little Havana,

and we'll find out.

All we have to do is
just stay positive

and make it happen.

Rickenbacker Causeway. Yeah.

Good driver.

This is it? Right.

OK. Stop right here.

The King of the Havanas.
Do you know it?

You own it? No? You
don't know where it is?

Somebody has got to know
where this is.

Right there,
right there, right there.

Ah, there it is.

OK. Stop, stop. Let's get out.
We'll be right back.

OK. This says, "King
of Havanas on Calle Ocho."

Ocho. OK.

To the King of Havanas.

You know this place, the King?

We'll take care of you.

We'll take care of you.

Do any of you know where the King
of the Havana is on this street?

Do you know King of the Havanas?

King of the Havanas?

Huh?




the King of the Havanas?

Are you sure? Yeah.



Go, go, go, yeah, go.

You got it? OK. Yeah.

All right. You're the man.

ROB: That's 27th
right there. Yeah?

Yes.

OK. Pull over here.
Here. Stop right here.

Stay here, stay here.

Excuse me, ma'am.

The King of the Havanas
on Calle Ocho.

You don't know it?

Where is this place?

God, please help me.

King of the Havanas.

We got to find it.

DRIVER: That's him.
That's the king.

Is that it? It says king?

No. It's in Spanish. In
Spanish, "rey" mean "king."

Hello.

We're looking for the
King of the Havanas.

Yes. Ah!

OK. "Make your way
to Fort Lauderdale"

"And find the Bonnet House.

Once there, follow the marked
path to the finish line."

This is it. Go, go, go.
Let's go.

Thank you! Fort Lauderdale is--

OK. This is it. The finish.

Bonnet House in Fort Lauderdale.

This is it. We're
going to the finish.

Glad you speak Spanish.

Oh, this guy is amazing.

Where is our driver?

Do you know where he went?

Our boy's gone.

I can't believe our boy left.

This is 27th. Let's go
one block this way.

You got it? Yeah.

Oh, good.

Bonnet House.

Good. Oh, good.
Bless you, bless you.

Here we go.

I see a king with the crown.

Do you see it? No.

On the right. The yellow sign.

No, it says "Tire King."

Oh, God.

Taxi. Ho!

Taxi. That's him, that's him.

That's him. Little bastard.

He's looking for us, honey.

You found it?

No, but it's got
to be down here.

Go ahead, man.

UCHENNA: We're
looking at your meter.

It's passing what I got.

We'll try to make it --

I'm going to make
the money as we go.

It's OK, don't worry.

I just want to let you
know that I have some

but I'm going to make up
for it here pretty quick.

Where is this place?

Can't let them
b*at us over this.

It's OK. No, no. They can't--

Can't let them b*at us on this.

I'm gonna get that guy.

How you doing?

How's it going?

Man, I need some help.

Think I can get 20 bucks?

This is going to be hard.

We have been begging
for 2 days, baby.

ROB: All right, right there on the
right, on the right, on the right.

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

The King of the Havanas
written in Spanish.

Do you have the clue, please?

Thank you.

Let's go.

OK, buddy. Uh!

"Make your way
to Fort Lauderdale

"and find the Bonnet House.

Once there follow the marked
path to the finish line."

This is it, go, go, go.

As fast as we can go.

We want a taxi.

We need to go to
the Rickenbacker Causeway.

Please, Lord, help us
be the first team.

If we don't have faith in God,

we have faith in what's
going on,

it's the only way we're going
to be able to win this thing.

Bonnet House. Bonnet
House, on the right.

Right here. We gotta
stop right here.

I know, but we're
going to get some.

Can I sell you my ring?

I know you don't.
I know you don't.

You don't know. That's
something I could not believe.

I understand.

We'll go make it.

We'll go ask these people.

Oh, my God, we're so close.

Do you know where
the Bonnet House is?

Yeah.

"Make your way to
the Little Havana

and find the King
of the Havanas."

OK. Now we have to go
to Little Havana.

I need 50 bucks.



Anything you could spare.

Please help us. We're so close.

We just have to run
right through there.

Thank you so much.

How close are we?
How close are we?

Let me see, let me see,
let me see.

How close are we?

Here's a 20.

We need some more, right?

Thank--Oh, man, I don't want
to lose it this way,

I don't want
to lose it this way.

Should we just run in?

We can't just run in.

We got to make sure
this man is covered.

Oh, get out of here.

I think we can make it.

Look at this guy's
going to try to make it.

I guess we're
making it too, then.

Wow.

I was just kidding.

Would you happen
to have $25 to spare?

I know it sounds like a lot.



We know, but we've
gotta pay our cab driver.

We gotta pay our cab

who brought us here
from the airport.

I would love to work but
there's another team.

He's saying no. We don't
have time, honey.

We have to try.

Thanks, partner. We tried.

Yes.

Going west. This is right.

Oh, man. Come on.

Birch Road. Take a left.

How are you doing today, sir?

I'm doing good, man.

My wife and I have been
traveling for a month,

we're here at the finish line,

we're short on our cab $25.

Is there any way
you can help me out?

What if I gave you $10?

That would help. Any
amount would help.

Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Man, I appreciate it.

Not going to get
my hopes up just yet.

I still love you.

I love you, too.

Thank you so much.

Ha ha! We're, uh, we're racing.

Maybe this one other guy.
Thank you.

Come on, buddy, we can win.

That might be the other team.



Uchenna, that's enough.

Give it to him.

We'll send you a thank you, sir.

We'll send you a thank you.

Straight ahead, straight
ahead, straight ahead.

Come on, come on, come on.

Baby, let's go, let's go.

The cab driver said "Cool."

Uchenna and Joyce, Uchenna and
Joyce, Uchenna and Joyce.

Yeah! Whoo!

What?

Uchenna and Joyce,

after 5 continents,


than 40,000 miles,

you are the official
winners o f The Amazing Race.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, oh!

Whoo!

Thank you.

Oh, yeah!

As the winners
of The Amazing Race,

you have won
the $1 million prize.

Congratulations.

Come here, baby.
Give me love. Give me love.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Love you guys.

Ah, ah!

Wow, wow!

This is a life-changing
experience.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Tell me how this is
going to change your life

now that this has all happened.

Listen. We're going
for the baby.

In vitro, here we come, baby.

Yeah!

And if that doesn't work,
adoption, here we come.

We love you guys.

This experience wouldn't have been
what it was without you guys.

Thank you, thank each
and every one of you.

JOYCE: You know what?

We were saying a prayer, and while
we were saying our prayers,

I was saying I hear
y'all's prayers for us.

I heard everybody's prayers
and it just made us stronger

because we knew
we had love from you guys

and our families and everybody.

You know the love
was coming back, right?

Right?

One more time, whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Come on, one more hug.
Thanks, babe.

Uchenna and Joyce.

Rob and Amber,

you are the second team
to arrive.

Thank you.

You guys were competitors
right from the beginning.

Obviously, not the result
that you wanted,

but you guys did fight
a very competitive race,

that's for sure.

We gave it our all
the whole way through

and right up to the end,

and it's frustrating, you know,

obviously, coming in second.

But hat's off
to Uchenna and Joyce.

Where do you go from here?

The next part of life
I'm looking forward to

is getting married and
starting a family.

So that's going to be
an adventure in itself.

We finished second, but
I wouldn't change a thing.

I got Amber, so I'm
in first place in my book.

I love you.

I love you.

Ron and Kelly,

you are the third team
to arrive.

How do you see the
relationship with you guys?

Do you want to develop
something more?

I think I'm pretty much
the typical woman

who is just ready to get married

and walk down the aisle
and start a family,

and Ron to me is just
kind of that typical guy

who is not ready to get
into a serious commitment,

and I think we're on
different paths right now

and I'm not sure-- I mean, I
would love more than anything

for it to work out
between Ron and I

but I think time will just tell.

Amazing Race was the
adventure of a lifetime.

It was just a time to see
things that in myself

and someone else
that I would never see.

It's just something
that I'm going

to hold near and dear to me,

probably for the rest
of my life.

I'm so proud of y'all.

Show respect. Oh...

Oh, my God!

I was hungry as hell.

We went 24 hours
without any food.

Well, that's not going
to happen again.

I have never been more proud
of Joyce than I am now.

And she's overcome great fears.

We've overcome some
communication barriers.

We can talk now,
which is really nice.

We're looking forward
to those things

really helping us grow
more and more together.

I love him so much.

This guy's the best
partner, teammate, husband,

everything to me.
You're everything to me.

Thank you, baby.

I'm just lucky.

Good to hear you
say that. It is.

I'm lucky to have him.

I love you.

I love you, too, honey.
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