07x11 - Heal the Bay

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Baywatch". Aired: September 22, 1989 - May 19, 2001.*
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Revolves around a team of lifeguards and their personal relationships along with the dangers of the ocean.
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07x11 - Heal the Bay

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[Opening theme playing]

♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪

♪ When the edge of
surrender's in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ It's gonna be all right

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Never you fear

♪ No, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always,
I'm always here ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
outta my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Never you fear

♪ No, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always,
I'm always here ♪

[Thunder rumbling]

[Melancholy music]

[Thunder clap]

[Thunder clap]

[Thunder clap]

-Can I talk now?

-No, I'm still doing
your lips.

Okay, you can talk.

-Yeah, I've been
thinking about it.

What I love most
about the beach

Is the action, the rescues.

Search and rescue is
really what I want to do.

-Hey, c.j., Can I borrow
you black rubber dre...

Hey now, that's really good.

I didn't know you
were so talented.

-My teacher
just told me to let go

And paint what I feel.

-Maybe you can
paint me some time.

-Sure.

Now put your nose right there.

-What?
-Put your nose right there.

I was just painting what I feel.

Perfect.

-All right, that's enough,

Let me see what this
painting looks like.

Where am i?

-You're everywhere.

This is how I feel about you.

-Oh.

-I love it, you're
a genius, it's perfect.

Especially that little
red spot right there.

-Okay, so what does it say?

How do you feel about me?

-It's art, cody, you have
to interpret it for yourself.

[Clattering]

Now, be careful with my dress,
I just armor all'd that.

[Melancholy music]

[Seagulls squawking]

[Upbeat music]

-Come on, jade, work
the camera, baby.

-I am working, ernie.

Hey, when you work for
scale, this is what you get.

-Anna, shawn, come on, give
me attitude, major attitude.

I want tiger shark,
not halibut.

-I'm hungry, when do
we break for lunch?

-We're selling lipstick,
anna, not bikinis.

Pouty lips baby, that's nice.

Come on. Yes, guys, lovely.

Come on, make me melt.

Very nice, yes.

Terrific, great, nice.

-Hey, doc.

-How's the heal the bay
report card today?

-On a scale
of a to f, a definite d.

We've sampled point dune
to venice beach,

This is one of the worst spots.

-The storm washed
all the gradoo into
the ocean again, huh?

-Gradoo?
-You know, gross stuff.

Paint, oil, trash.

Gradoo.

-Yeah.

A surface runoff after a
rainstorm is poisoning the bay.

The water, the
animals, the plants,

They're all being suffocated.

-I thought the bay was
healthier than before.

-Yeah, better
than 10 years ago.

But try and picture
it a hundred years ago.

Before man started using
it for a trash can.

-So what do we do?

-Spread the word.

Turn up the volume.

No more gradoo.

-Donna: how far do
the bad waters stretch?

-Doc: from the
samplings, I'd say

At least 100 yards on each side
of the storm drain entrance.

-We'll move them
down the beach.

-Caroline: bye, doc.

-See you.

-Ernie: yes, jade, lovely.

[Indistinguishable chatter]

-Excuse me.
Excuse me, people.

-Oh, yeah.

Now, this is what
I've been looking for.

These are models.

-We're lifeguards.

This is a warning.

The water near the storm drain
entrance has tested unsafe.

-What do you mean, unsafe?

-You'd just be a lot
better off if you moved

About 100 yards
upshore, that's all.

-Oh, come on, lift your
chin up a bit, darling.

Nice, lovely profile.

-Look, this is serious.
-So is this, baby.

You're naturals. Nice.

Cover girl material.

-Ok, that's enough.

-Come on,
get with the program.

You'd be great for my sh**t.

That mouth, mmm, those lips.

-Look, the storm
has dragged a lot of

Mainland pollutants
down into the ocean,

It's just, it's toxic.

-Let's move, ernie.
-Yeah, ernie.

I don't have a problem
moving away from a toxin.

-No, the light
is ideal here.

The backdrop is perfect here.

I scouted
the whole coastline for

The perfect place
for my sh**t.

I found it here.

-Perhaps, you didn't
understand what we said.

The water isn't safe.

-Don't blame me,
darling, I didn't do it.

-It can make you sick.

-I don't want to get sick.

-Come on, ernie, be a good guy.

-Come on, check me out.

No camp fires,
no dog without a leash.

No alcohol.

You see me
breaking any laws?

-Uh-huh, the stupidity law.

-Say, "cheese."

-Come on, caroline.

-So long, girls.

Don't blame me.

I'm just doing me job.

[Classical music starts
playing over speaker]

-[Scoffs] do you have
to play that music now?

-Why, does it bother you?

-It's k*lling my mood.

-Well, it seems to me
like it deserves to die.

-Too late, it's
dead, you k*lled it.

-What was it?

-That.

-That, no.

No, thank you, I don't want
to interpret your painting.

Why don't you just tell
me what that is, okay?

-The green is jealousy,

The gray and the black
is anger and rage,

Love and loss, redemption
and compassion.

-Uh-huh, and the red
would be...

-Cody exploding into
a million tiny pieces.

-Gotcha.

-You're home late.

-Yeah, alicia and I were
working out at the pool.

I'm helping her with
her breast stroke.

She got a lot of potential,

But it's going
to take more time.

-Oh, that's too bad,

'Cause I was
in a special mood tonight.

-Well, it's not
that late, baby.

-No, you have to get up
early to train tomorrow.

-Yeah, but I don't
need that much sleep.

-I don't want to keep you up.
Sweet dreams.

-C.j., Wait.
Wait, wait.

What about your special mood?

-Take another look
at my painting.

-Special mood. [Low whistle]

[Thoughtful music]

-Hey, blondie.

-Hey to you, girl.

-Where's c.j.?

-Ah, she and neely
are helping mitch

Train for
the ironman competition.

[Distant conversation]

-What?
-Nothing, nothing, nothing.

-Come on, cody,
that was definitely

"Caroline, I got
a question" look, come on.

-Okay, caroline,
I've got a question.

You've been married, right?

-Mm-hmm.

-How do you know when
you pick the right person?

-Well, obviously I didn't
because I'm not married anymore.

I guess...

I guess
you just feel it, i...

I don't know, mine
didn't work out.

Why?

Are you and c.j. Thinking
about getting married?

-No, not right away.

We've talked about it
a couple of times,

But nothing solid.

-You just want to make sure
you're picking the right person?

-Well, yeah.

I mean, what if the really
right person comes along

And it's too late?

-Yeah, I get it, there are
plenty of other fish in the sea

And you're not done fishing yet.

-No, no, no.

I love c.j., And she
loves me, too, but...

-But?

-Nothing.

Just a thought.

-Well, you better think
that thought through, buddy.

You got to make up your mind.

-Yeah.

♪ That's what we're gonna do

♪ That's what we're gonna do

♪ That's what we're gonna do

♪ Hot sand til sunset

♪ Pool days we stay wet

♪ Waves if we want em

♪ Live life no stress ♪

♪ Nothing promised tomorrow

♪ We stay ahead won't follow

♪ They listen to the noise

♪ Wrong choice we all know

♪ I wanna get it started

♪ One look if I'm honest

♪ Could make me fall
♪ so deep you're all I ever wanted

♪ I don't need a reason

♪ To go and have a little fun ♪

♪ And spend all my time with you ♪

♪ I don't need a reason

♪ To go and have a little fun ♪

♪ So that's what we're gonna do ♪

♪ Cold ones by the dozen

♪ Hot ones down the beach
♪ and they running

♪ Everyone knows it's going down

♪ Hear the sound and they coming

♪ I could take you away

♪ But look around let's stay

♪ There's no need to leave

♪ When we've got everything today

♪ I don't need a reason

♪ To go and have a little fun

♪ And spend all my time with you

♪ I don't need a reason

♪ To go and have a little fun ♪

♪ 'So that's what we're gonna do ♪

♪ Let me hold you close now

♪ Can't believe what we've found

♪ Could never dream it
♪ I need it forever

♪ Let me hold you close now

♪ Can't believe what we've found

♪ Could never dream it ♪
♪ I need it forever

♪ I don't need a reason

♪ To go and have a little fun ♪

-Neely: that a-way,
mitch, keep up the pace.

Come on.

-How you doing, ironman?

-Feeling strong,
feeling strong.

-Let us know if you
start to lose it, mitch.

-Hah!

Watch and learn,
grasshopper, watch and learn.

[Ominous music]

-How far is the
open water swim?

-It's two and a half miles,
then there's the run.

-How far?

-Five miles.

-Then there's that little
20-mile bike ride at the end.

-Whoo.
What's the winner get?

-Oh, the highly honored
title any man would die for.

-Let me guess.

Testosterone man, right?

-Half way, ironman.

You're five seconds
off your pace.

-Okay.

Pedal to the metal.

-Got you on the three
quarter mark, mitch.

-C.j.: You dropped five
seconds, are you okay, mitch?

-Uh, yeah, I just...

Having a little
trouble breathing here.

-Hang in there,
we're heading home.

-Okay.

[Mitch grunting]

-Are you okay?

-I can't...

I can't get a breath.

-That's enough
for today, mitch.

Get in the windjet.

-Uh.

-Hold on.

-[Gasping] cramps,
i-i got cramps!

-Mitch, it's okay.

Okay, I got you, okay.

-Where?
-[Grunting] my stomach.

-Big time spasms.
-Okay.

Windjet one to
headquarters, come in.

-Dispatch:
we read you, windjet one.

C.j. And I are with mitch, he
has sever abdominal cramping.

Have an ambulance
at the marina and notify er.

-Dispatch:
copy that, windjet one.

-Thanks.

-Doctor: got it?
Where was he, what was he doing?

-He was in the ocean, swimming.

He couldn't breathe,
and horrible stomach cramps

-Blurry, my eyes are blurry,
I can't see anything. [Groan]

-Doctor: people, let's move.
-Attendant: ready?

-Doctor: let's go, let's go.

Okay, on my count.

One, two, and three.

Okay, I want his skin
washed, thoroughly checked,

Flush the stomach
with an ng tube,

Prepare an atropine
injection right away.

Excuse us.

-What's wrong with him?

-I'm not sure, but he's
acting like he's been poisoned.

Ready a cardiac support in
case of pulmonary edema.

-Forget it, man, look
what happened to jade.

-She's a pro, she'll be fine.

-I have a headache,
ernie, it really hurts.

I'm not going in
that water again.

-What's the matter here,
you guys run out of film?

-Look, this is none of your
business, babe, stay out of it.

-My stomach,
it's doing flip-flops.

-Come on, guys.

If you want a paycheck,
get back to work.

-Hey, work is cool, ernie,

But let's slide it down
the beach a little,

Get away from this pollution.

Come on, man,
it's not worth it.

-I'm sick.

I'm real sick,
-caroline: all right,

Let's go.
-I got to go home.

-Caroline: we've
had enough, come on.

-Look, babies, come on.

I don't want any hassle
from you any more.

-That girl is sick,
all right?

It's probably from the water.

I don't want anyone
else getting sick.

-She makes sense, I'd
listen to her if I were you.

-Well, you're not.

I'm a pro, I know
what I'm doing.

-You don't look like
much of a pro to me.

-Oh, yeah?

Well, you haven't
seen any of my work.

-If you worked for me I'd
fire you right on the spot.

-So what about the
rest of you, huh?

What are you, going
to get sick or quit?

-sh**t. That's it.

I'm going to call my lawyer.
I'm going to sue both of you.

Jade, wait for me.

-C.j.: What's
wrong with mitch?

-We're not sure yet.

The blurry vision, the shortness
of breath, the seizures,

They're all consistent
with poisoning.

-How could he get poisoned?

-We're not sure
of that, either.

We're putting together pieces.

-If it is poisoning,
what can you do for him?

-Well, what we've
done for him so far

Is just a stop-gap treatment.

We won't know the best
way to treat him until

We can determine what poison
he came into contact with.

-The rain over
the weekend brought

A lot of runoff
into the ocean.

I know the bay is
testing unsafe.

Could that be the problem?

-No, I don't think so.

You said he was swimming far
out at sea when he got sick?

-Yeah.

-No, any bad water would have
been diluted that far out.

-Is he going to be okay?

-Well, I'll be honest.

The next 24 hours are critical.

We'll do everything we can,

But you've got to
find out exactly

What poison he came
into contact with.

-Thanks.

[Solemn music]

-Cody: well,
what do you think?

-I don't know,
it's hard to tell.

I mean, we were helping
mitch train for the ironman,

Not keep an eye out for poison.

This is pretty much
our course, but...

-But the swim covered
two and a half miles.

-Neely: yeah.
-Well, let's get started.

-Let's go.

[Dramatic music]

[Camera shutter clicks]

[Camera shutter clicks]

[Camera shutter clicks]

-Nothing
in the hazmat charts.

I've checked every industrial
designer in the phone book,

Every advertising
business art department.

Nobody recognizes it.

Nada, zip, zilch.

-I know.

I've checked every
tattoo parlor,

I just that they
would know 'cause

They always know
everything that...

I, I don't know
what I'm thinking.

-What?

-We don't have much time.

-I am so good.
-Why are you "so good"?

-Because I figured
out that this logo

Is registered to
starger produce,

It's a distributing
company down on the wharf.

-That's it.
-How'd you track it down?

-I went to the
county courthouse.

I figured that
every business would

Want to register
their trademark,


You know,
copyright their logo.

-You are good.
Let's go.

-Yeah, that's our
logo, what about it?

-Well, we found a couple
of metal storage drums

With your logo on them at
the bottom of the ocean.

-Storage drums.

Look, we distribute
vegetables.

We pack in wooden
crates, not metal drums.

-Well, a good friend of
ours swam over those drums

And he's very sick now.

Now he's in the hospital.

-We think that he
might have been poisoned

By whatever could have
been in those drums.

-Oh, look, I mean, even if
we did pack in metal drums,

Which we don't,

They would be full of brussels
sprouts, lettuce, not poison.

-Well, then how'd your
logo get on those drums?

-I don't know, maybe you
guys made a mistake, huh?

-Mr. Scanlon, if it was poison,
we need to find out fast.

-Our friend could die.

-Look, I told you
guys, vegetables, huh?

You see?

These are good for you.

Huh?

Now, I got a lot of
work to get done.

What I told you
is all that I know

And it's not going
to change,

So I'll see you guys
later, all right?

-I hate broccoli.

[Ominous music]

-They buy it?

-I'm not sure.

I think so.

-What if they didn't?

-Call boggs.

Tell him he's got
a pick-up and delivery.

-That friend of theirs,
he sounds pretty bad off.

Maybe we just, just ought
to tell them, you know?

-And get busted
for illegal dumping?

I don't think so.

-A fine is one thing,

But if that guy dies that's
accomplice to m*rder.

-Call boggs.

And this all goes away.

[Suspenseful music]

-Looking for something?

-Um, i, my quarter.

I dropped it.

-Pretty important quarter.

-Yeah, you know,
when you really have
to make a phone call,

And it's your last one 'cause
your friends left you--

-What are you up to, lady?
-What are you--

Let go of me!
-Cody: there you are.

-Hey, i, I thought
you guys ditched me.

-Cody: we didn't ditch you.

-Looks like you ditched us.

-No, i-i wouldn't do that.

-I should bust
all three of you.

-For what. Grand
theft broccoli?

[Monitor beeping]

[Monitor flatline tone]

-Paddles, stat.

Charging.
-Nurse: ready.

-Clear.
-Nurse: clear.

[Flat tone]

-Clear.

He's in a coma.

[Monitor beeping]

I want half hour updates
on his eeg results.

-Nurse: yes, doctor.

[Car horn honks]

-Sir, excuse me.

I'm afraid
the beach is closed.

-What?
You can't close a beach.

-Yeah, I can.

The toxic level in the
water grades out as an f.

-Hey, I'm a taxpayer.

I pay good money
to keep the beach open.

Why can't you guys put
something in the water?

-Well, somebody
already did that.

That's why
the water's polluted.

-I can't believe this.

Come on, let's go.

Stupid.

-You know, you ought
to check your oil, too.

-I just changed it, okay?

-Jerk.

[Serene music]

-Excuse me, the water's bad.

There's no surfing
today, I'm afraid.

-I wasn't going to surf.

I was going to swim
with the dolphins.

-With the dolphins?

Really?

-Yeah, they love
to swim with humans.

-How do you
and the dolphins hook up?

-You just let them know
you want to swim with them.

It's this energy
you share with them.

It's not fair.

They don't trash
our neighborhood.

-Neely, wait up, hey.

What's the latest on mitch?

-Not good.

I'm going to the hospital now.
-You know what?

Give me five minutes,
I want to go with you.

-Okay, I'll be waiting
for you out front.

-Hey, donna, wait up.

-Oh, hi, you're the guy from
inside sports. Jerry, right?

-Good to see you again.
-Yeah, how're you doing?

-Good. You know, what
happened on the beach

Earlier today got
me thinking and I've got

A couple of ideas
I'd like to run by you.

That photographer,
he was a real knucklehead,

And he was wrong about
all kinds of things,

But he was right
about one thing.

You are cover girl material.

-Oh, yeah, no,
I'm not interested.

-And, you know,
we do this inside sports

Swimsuit issue every year;

We'd love to have
you on the cover.

-Well, you know what, I've
got a friend in the hospital,

I'm on my way to see.

-Yeah, I heard,
that's the point.

He got poisoned while
swimming in the ocean.

-Exactly, so if you could
excuse me, I've got to go.

-But wait,
hear my second idea.

I'll write an article
about ecology.

I'll talk about how
to clean up the ocean,

How to make the water
a better place to be.

It's your office,
it's where my readers swim.

-I don't know.
-We're going to the bahamas.

We're going to stay
on paradise island

At the atlantis hotel.

Come on, together
we can make a difference.

[Serene music]

-Well, I don't see
anybody else around.

-Let's hope nobody sees us.

-Isn't this breaking
and entering?

-So far it's just entering.

Just don't break anything.

[Suspenseful music]

-This is it, you guys,
I was right, come here.

-That's it, that's the logo.

-We got to find out what kind
of stuff's in these bad boys

And give it
to mitch's doctors.

-Uh-oh, they're here.

-Let's go.

-We got three
to pick up here,

Then we swing around
to cutter's warehouse,

Pick up another six.

All right, let's get
the crane in place.

I want to get these
drums moved now.

-Let's get this done.

I want
to get home, all right?

The fight's on pay-per-view,

I don't want to
just throw away 40 bucks.

Let's go, come on, move!

-Man: okay, just a second.

-Boggs: come on.

-Got it.

Bring it over,
I'll hook it up.

All right, hoist it up.

Watch it.

Come on, come on,
let's get out of here.

-Boggs: bring it down.

Come on ladies, let's
move, I got to get home.

Come on, keep going.

Keep coming, let's go.

-Man: more.

-Now, now, now.
-Now.

-Come on, bring it down.

-Down, down.
-Boggs: bring it down.

[Sirens blaring]

-Damn!

Damn it,
get this out of here.

Come on.

-Police officer:
hold it right there!

-Police officer:
don't move, freeze!

-We're coming aboard and
taking a sample of your cargo.

-You got no right
coming on my boat.

-Oh, yes we have.

-You have rights, too.

You have the right
to remain silent

And I strongly
suggest that you do.

-Dr. Weiss.

-Great, we got it.

-Here it is.

-Let's find out what it is,
then give him the antidote.

Follow me.

[Monitor beeping]

Lieutenant buchanan, wake
up, you've got company.

-Come on, mom, just five
more minutes, it's too early.

[Mitch groaning]

-Doctor, is he okay?

-I don't know.

[Mitch gasping]

-Gotcha!

[All laughing]

♪ Son amour qui rend le monde...

♪ Tout le monde

♪ Vos yeux sont belle que le ciel...

♪ Et plus vivants qu'une ferme en ♪
♪ printemps

♪ Je vous promets de vous proteger...

♪ Tous les jours

♪ Je t'aime mon amour

♪ En sa beaute... Git ma mort...

♪ Et ma vie

♪ If I could tell a story

♪ With a thousand words to say

♪ Then I would take a picture

♪ From the fields of yesterday

♪ As you come down from the highlands

♪ Like a thief in the dark

♪ This ocean is a fortress

♪ For a tale of broken hearts

♪ My love....

♪ I'm nothing without you

♪ My love....

♪ What can I say...

♪ To keep you

♪ Your beauty's a recital

♪ So stately with your eyes

♪ For the islands and the idols

♪ Let it wash away my pride

♪ You have rendered me defenseless

♪ For your mercy I will plead

♪ As you beckon my surrender

♪ But you have me on my knees

♪ My love....

♪ I'm nothing without you

♪ My love....

♪ My love....what can I say...

♪ To keep you

[Serene music]

-Okay, so, uh,
what do you think?

-It's perfect.

-Where'd that come from?

-Chris lassen painted it.

-The dolphin guy, right?

-Yeah, yeah, he painted it,

Donated it to heal the bay
foundation to raise some money,

Jerry craw from inside sports
bought it and gave it to us.

-For keeping
our office clean.

-Gorgeous.

-Perfect.

-I like it.

[Upbeat music]

[Closing theme playing]
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