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looks like our k*ller had the necessary
qualifications
wombats my favorite character on
marsupial crime unit i'm sure his
digestion's slow and so are his reflexes
but he always gets his man guess what
g*ng member now delivers you get your
order in 30 minutes or less or it's free
so come on down
why would they come on down if we're
delivering i'd like to place an order
four med burgers to amy rose's house see
you in 30 minutes or less
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hey uncle
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hey come on
burgers piping cold
you're three hours late well at least
the food's free here's a comment card
i'd appreciate a positive review so
please don't fill it out honestly
it says on the back that there's a focus
group tomorrow to review med burger's
delivery service finally a chance to
make our voices heard by cutting down
something that other people worked
really hard on on a scale from
remarkable to exemplary
how would you rate me burgers delivery
service it's a joke i could do it in
three minutes or less three minutes
if you can do it in three minutes you
just got yourself a job you couldn't pay
me to work here we're not going to pay
you you think just because we're a
global corporation that our employees
deserve to make a living wage
but i can compensate you in a chili dog
for every successful delivery
you got yourself a deal
there you go one my uniform i'll wear it
with pride why would you do that
your first order at fair warding our
customers are notorious cheapskates so
don't expect any tips
that was easy and i got a big tip
it never stops
oh that was fast i didn't even have time
to get my billfold hold on
now where is that thing on my shiffer
robe no
in my portmanteau
no
it must be next to the victrola
here it is it turns out it was in my
hand the whole time
next up i'm emil for two
for amy rose
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hey amy got the food for you and
mike the ox leroy the turtle
lady goat i mean not that i care who you
have lunch with i mean it's not like you
and i it's for you sonic
i thought you'd like a break from work
okay sure but i only have a minute
well this has been fun gotta go bye
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lunch is on me i got six chili dogs
coming my way
hey those are non-transferable now looks
like i have to eat these on my own sorry
not sorry
this job is awesome
i can't foresee anything going wrong
hedgehog abby's about to start where are
my cucumber sandwiches
hi i'm sonic the hedgehog i know who you
are lousy tv thinks i don't even know my
own mortal enemy matt burger now
delivers and we guarantee three minutes
or less or your order is free
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i don't want this slop anymore i want a
meh burger delivered by sonic the
hedgehog and wouldn't it be just
glorious if he was late and i got it for
free
[Laughter]
well well sonic the hedgehog delivering
food to me
it appears the extra pickles i ordered
are nowhere to be found looks like
you're gonna have to run all the way
oh
uh and i wanted mayo too
and what's this no ketchup for my fries
the clock's still ticking until i get my
full order
may i assist you further sir
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hey dave there's no 154 on rabbit road
just 152 and 156. it must be a prank
order
i have devised a complicated plan of
att*ck that will create chaos beyond the
scope of anything sonic could ever
handle they will write poems and sing
songs of how i triumphed over that blue
pumpkin
[Laughter]
so what is this complicated plan of
chaos i'm going to att*ck him when he
leaves me burger and make him late for
his deliveries
it's more complicated than it sounds
you'll see
three deliveries on three different
parts of the island in three minutes
that's impossible
not even you can pull this off i have
this totally under control
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don't worry sonic we'll fight this enemy
att*ck you do the noble thing and
deliver that greasy food to people who
don't feel like leaving their homes
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here's your order piping hot that'll be
12 bucks oh sonic so good of you to
bring this bountiful feast that we
didn't order but you still expect us to
pay for it won't be enough to feed
everyone but i guess the children don't
need to eat tonight
sliders for everyone you can't expect us
to pay full price for such skimpy
burgers
how about a coupon for 10 off oh thank
you now my wife can afford that surgery
really egghead taking prisoners now well
it won't work i'm still gonna make my
deliveries in three minutes or less
actually it should be three minutes or
fewer
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this always happens right after i get it
washed
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now if you'll excuse me i'm ahead of
schedule on my deliveries
who is that it's sonic with your
delivery
science not here no man i'm sonic
who is that it's me sonic open the door
i have your delivery sonic yeah sonic
open up
sonic's not here man
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last one this shouldn't be so bad
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huh one minute before you miss your
deadline sonic you can't defeat all
these robots and penetrate my lairs
defenses before time is up then my food
will be free and you have failed
a minute
too much time if you ask me i may take a
nap first
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there's got to be another way in
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this is it i'm going to do it i'm going
to b*at sonic the hedgehog oh glorious
day
one second to spare
no
but how i followed these two down the
secret tunnel well regular tunnel now
you took the secret tunnel there was a
battle outside there was no other way in
that was the point that'll be 15
smackers
plus tip of course
an appreciation of the phenomenal job
you've done i'd like to present you with
a ten chili dog bonus
oh
this agreement is not agreeing with me i
quit oh finally
all those satisfied customers were
weirding me out
hey burger lovers comedy chimp here and
i can't wait to tell you all about
members newest delivery policy
there you get it when you get it
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.