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nothing like a relaxing Sunday drive
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hey buddy you wanna race
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upper boarding isn't as much fun as I
remember
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I'll be getting up here
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the ice cream social
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don't worry Ames I'm on it
sorry tails gotta go
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you live with that
sorry egghead it was an accident if
it'll make you feel better you can
splash mud on me now we're even
oh yeah
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he covered me with mud why are you
bullying me who knew all those years of
being a total dill weed would rub people
the wrong way if I want to win the
hearts and minds of the people I need to
change my image my money I assure you
there are enough copies of the new tommy
'thunder video game to go around don't
listen to him they're in limited supply
push and shove elbows out these mouth
leaders are really going gaga for your
merch
I'm telling you eggy since he put out
this video game
Tommy's image has never been hotter I
bet a video game will improve my image
to imagine that egg man in a video game
hot new game just released today fine a
video game starring a pudgy guy with a
moustache can I get a new controller
please hey goober don't you want to see
the newest coolest video game ever no
mortal blood sport 7 know comedy chips
Cobb at golf
no stache smash it's a side-scrolling
strategy platformer full of twists turns
and egg puns to b*at it you need to
collect all seven yes hi it's
old-fashioned where are the cool
graphics the boss battles through
gratuitous v*olence besides everyone
knows all the best games use motion
capture you're living in the past man
I planted spybots everywhere one steamed
sonnet arrives I'll record their
movements using my patented yoke capture
technology for my new state-of-the-art
super stache smash here they come now
[Laughter]
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oh this is great these are gonna be the
sickest boss battles ever now time for
the star of the game we even retaliate
or is he humiliated himself enough
already I guess I could spin att*ck him
over the horizon but I'd kind of feel
bad about it yeah whatever
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I've got all I need of Team Sonic but
somehow my sweet moves don't look as
cool as I hoped maybe it's cuz you're
getting your butt kicked no no that's
not it
might I suggest motion capturing a foe
who could actually defeat Sonic
then just digitally replace their image
with yours what a brilliant idea glad I
thought of it that's why you're the boss
sir but who do I know that stands a
chance at defeating Sonic the Hedgehog
shadow I have a proposition for you find
some other pawn Eggman I'll never work
with you again now get out of my sight
hmm the only way we're gonna get shadow
for my plan is if he thinks Sonic's been
talking mad trash about him hey Sonic
what do you think of Shadow the Hedgehog
I mean right what a random question why
are you asking me about him I haven't
seen him in weeks oh just curious but
hey bet you'd love to b*at him up huh
b*at him up nah never thought about it I
mean that battle last time was a bit of
a whirlwind but he is a tough customer
yeah but how about his shoes aren't they
weird-looking
I could take him or leave him were you
getting these questions anyway just
pulling them out of a bag I'm out of
here
Oh shadow you again just wanted to let
you know I ran into our old pal Sonic
today and he did not have the nicest
things to say about you this aggression
shall not stand Sonic and his friends
shall pay time to take out the trash
already on it then you'll go b*at up
team Sonic right here's a good one a
horse walks into a bar and the bartender
says hey no animals in here what
happened hey I guess I'd say I was now
you do a wall direction pummeled into a
wall shadow what are you doing here
fox hunting
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I'm gonna need a free camera setup and a
fourth giving me an overhead view no
good thing I took that shadow boxing
class
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don't worry nuts I got him
oh man my video games gonna be so epic
that was almost too easy
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that all you got we're just getting
started
ooh that will make for some great
cutscene dialogue
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about time you sh**t up slowpoke
shadow what have you done
say goodnight oh man a cliffhanger I
hate those
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any last words
Sonic yeah volcano wonderpants what that
doesn't even make a pose my characters
in over this
you have the reflexes of a panther is
that an insult I thought Panthers were
fast
maybe compared to you
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this footage is even better than I
imagined I cannot go home in programming
into my game
why are you doing this shadow you'll pay
for the things you said about me you
mean that stuff
Eggman recorded I didn't say anything
bad what are you implying no no what are
you inferring that Eggman manipulated
that footage to manipulate me yeah he'll
do that do not allow Eggman to make a
fool of me he must pay for this what
your new teleportation guard is working
wonderfully but I fear your wall won't
hold up much longer
Eggman come out you coward I think it
would be best if I gave this shadow guy
some space or bot - bot stolen that
could have gone better
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steep Creek transform into me
uh why long story short shadows gonna
tear me limb from limb he's gonna rip
out my spine and play it like a
xylophone huh didn't know shadow was so
musically inclined but tell you what bro
Botnick why don't you use my
interdimensional portal creators to hide
out in another dimension then I can con
some other Eggman into being my patsy
okay I'm about to a different dimension
and unless you want to face shadow I
suggest you try looking a little less
Eggman II if I can manipulate the alpha
fields tweak the gamma receptors and
gird the blender I could fold space-time
and get revenge on that infernal blue
hedgehog no need for all that your
lordship I know where he is
Oh nice scar by the way three manly me
how did I get here
I came from an alternate dimension where
a shape-shifting robot version of my
brother from a third dimension gave me
this portal g*n simple as that huh
better hurry having two of us in the
same dimension for too long will cause a
catastrophic anomaly the likes of which
mankind has never seen yeah yeah I'm
going I'm going
man shadow really mopped the floor with
us I'm gonna be sore for weeks I can't
feel my everything there you are blue
beaver finally I can take you on one on
one
finally we fight all the time oh wait
are you that emo Eggman from the
alternate dimension I'm not emo I just
don't care for garish colors okay
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sweet moves lord knows hair
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Eggman you shall perish for tricking me
well I didn't trick you I don't even
know who you are your elaborate costume
doesn't fool me oh I get it the egg man
you're looking for is in another
dimension I'm going through the portal
into the other dimension - you guys keep
an eye on Lord egg but where's Eggman
it's a whole different place
Eggman could be anywhere or he could be
right there
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you know Metal Sonic right
he's been upgraded with all the video
game motion capture data I recorded
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we have to coordinate a spin att*ck from
opposite sides I take orders from no one
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struggle all you want formalwear
Eggman we've got everything under
control except that
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injuries are not we gotta step up
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look at you celebrating like the games
been won this is only the beginning of
the end
all right kind of cryptic shadow you
want to elaborate on that one I'm no
longer satisfied simply taking vengeance
on that liquid Eggman I want revenge on
this whole pathetic universe that's why
I took those moustached fools to a
secret location with both Eggman in this
dimension there will be a catastrophic
anomaly that will destroy our entire
universe now you're catching on so long
fools
forever if I can peace Metal Sonic back
together I might be able to use his
built-in homing beacon to lead us Eggman
great tails you're on that everyone else
let's get searching
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Eggman homie vegans should be happy
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hey wait metals beacon is haunted on
that man but he's moving too fast
I can't thankfully I'm Sonic the
Hedgehog
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Lord Eggman you need to leave our
dimension now I'll never forget you
friend yeah yeah just get out of here
yeah I'm not thrilled with the results
but I must admit I'm impressed with how
you save the universe
I'll be back Sonic but next time on my
terms
well I almost caused the end of the
world but it was all worth it I got
great yoke capture footage for my video
game about that during the catastrophic
anomaly your evil lair was struck by
lightning all of your mocap files were
destroyed well there's always next
season
02x51 & 02x52 - Eggman: The Video Game
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.