-So I got the DNA results back
and it turns out I'm related to the king of--
-Quiet, clowns!
-What's the matter?
-Lex is terrified of clowns.
-Why? Clowns deliver joy and laughter.
They're the best possible version of mankind.
-Are you kidding me?
They haunt my dreams. They haunt my nightmares.
And now they're haunting my Mooery.
-You know what? I'm finally gonna help you
get over your fear of clowns
because it's a problem.
-It's not a problem.
-Could I borrow that ketchup?
-[screams]
If she bites me, I become a clown!
-I'm gonna make sure
she doesn't run into traffic.
-Hi. I can't help but notice that you're a clown.
-Why would you say that?
-Well, it's your clown nose and your makeup and--
-I'm messing with you. Of course, I'm a clown!
[horn honks]
-[laughs]
-My friends and I just finished a show
and we came here to celebrate.
-I have so many clown-related questions.
Would you like sit down?
-Thanks, sure!
[horn honks]
-[laughs] You're good.
-I'm a professional clown.
-Look, Horrigan, our hair
growth accelerator is working.
-It looks just like real hair.
-Time to test it out on a human.
Horrigan, are you ready?
-Are you sure it's safe?
-Of course. Look at the watermelon.
-Let's do it.
-Great, but let's hurry.
My dad hurt his foot trying to click his heels
like a leprechaun.
-Is it serious?
-Seriously annoying.
He's stuck at home and won't leave me alone for--
-Top of the morning.
Okay, taking snack orders.
Who wants popcorn shrimp? Show of hands.
-Ten fingers up!
-Well, you got ten popcorn
shrimps coming your way, buddy.
Beep, beep, beep, beep!
-Okay, now that he's gone, I'm gonna apply this
and then you have to
sit perfectly still for just--
-Forgot to ask about what sauce you want.
-Dad, we're in the middle of something.
-You're right. I'll just bring 'em all.
-Okay, let's get started.
-Hey, guys!
-Dad.
-I just remembered we're out of popcorn shrimp.
Who likes quesadillas? Show of hands.
Perfect!
Just gotta figure out how to
get this baby down the stairs.
-That's it!
We have a new project:
To distract my dad so he stops distracting us.
-Um, is my lip supposed to be burning?
-The watermelon never complained.
-Then neither will I, sir.
-And that's why my uncle is on a mountain
raising a family of hawks.
-You know,
non-clowns are usually so boring
but you're different.
-Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
Check out my didgeridoo impression.
[clears throat]
[mimicing digeridoo]
-I didgeri-do-not believe how good that was!
-[laughs]
[slide whistle] No, that's my alarm!
I'm sorry, I need to go.
-But wait! I didn't even get your name!
I hope it's something hilarious!
She's gone.
But she lost her shoe.
[honks]
[gasps] It honks.
Clowns truly are the best
possible version of mankind.
-Okay, to distract my father,
I've turned this thing into a smart fridge.
-Sure, it's smart
but does it have one of these?
-It's a good start to the mustache project,
but we need to focus so we can keep my dad
from interrupting us. Let's power it up.
[fridge whirring]
-Hello, Fisher.
My name is Fridgrick. What is my purpose?
-Your purpose is to be friends with my dad
so he stops interrupting us.
-♪ And that's how Allan shops for groceries ♪
Oh, good, you're here.
Turns out we were out of quesadilla bread,
which a person at the store
told me is called a "tortilla."
-Dad, there's someone I want you to meet.
-If it's Horrigan, I know him
and love that little 'stache.
Lookin' good.
-Feelin' good.
-No, there's someone else. Meet Fridgrick.
-Hello, Alan. I'm Fridgrick. Nice to meet you.
-[squeals]
The fridge talked!
-Horrigan and I installed an
advanced AI operating system.
Think of the fridge as your new friend.
-Mm, I don't know about this, Fisher.
The last time I tried to become
friends with an appliance,
I got b*rned.
It was a toaster.
-Those guys are the worst.
-They are the worst.
I like you. You get me.
-So as your unlicensed therapist, tell me,
why you have such strong
negative feelings about clowns?
-Well, first off, they look like monsters.
What are they hiding under all that makeup?
-If I had to guess, I'd say their faces.
-Guys, you'll never guess what happened.
I met a girl!
-Forget about clowns! Tell us everything.
-Okay, so she's a clown.
-Are you crazy?
-Okay. Don't listen to Lex.
What's her name?
-I don't know.
-Where does she go to school?
-I'm not sure.
-Did you get any info at all?
-None whatsoever.
-So how are we supposed to find her?
-Well I do have her shoe.
-Oh, this is so romantic.
If we find who fits the shoe, we find the girl.
Just like Cinderella.
But she's a clown and I hate those.
But I love romance. But this is clown romance!
I'm gonna need another therapy session.
-This is perfect. We're gonna help Munchy
find his Clownderella
and in the process, we're gonna help you
overcome your fear of clowns.
-Or, and hear me out,
you guys go do all of that stuff
and I stay here safely hidden in your basement.
-You're coming.
-I know.
-♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
-Step right up and try on the shoe.
-If it fits, you win a boat!
-We don't have a boat to give to someone.
-Uh, technically,
we still have the burnt remains of Tedward's boat
and I never said what condition the boat was in
so it's like lying-not-lying.
-Uh, it sounds like lying-actually-lying.
-I know but we need girls to try it on
so we know whose shoe it is.
Any of these girls could
be Munchy's mystery clown.
-I never thought about that.
Anyone could be an undercover clown.
Even you!
-It doesn't fit.
-Okay, I have something that's gonna help you
with your fear of clowns.
-What is it? Knives?
-No, but they're just as powerful.
Words.
-I'd prefer a Kn*fe.
-Whenever you're feeling scared about clowns,
I want you to say to yourself,
"Most clowns aren't evil."
-Most clowns? So some clowns are evil?
-Okay, not that.
How about, "Inside every clown is a person."
-What, because the clown ate them?
-Okay. How about,
"Clowns are more afraid of
you than you are of them."
Say it.
-Clowns are more afraid of me than I am of them.
-Doesn't fit.
-Stupid feet.
They never win me a boat.
And why are you having people
try on a clown shoe anyway?
-I'm looking for the clown who fits it.
See, I met this girl the other day.
It started with this hilarious misunder--
-Okay, okay, I was just here for the boat.
But if you're looking for clowns,
a lot of them hang out at Scoochy's Clown Café.
-That sounds like the perfect place to look.
-Yeah. Yeah, that's why I said it.
But don't try to go looking normal.
They only let clowns in.
-Got it.
Although part of me wonders
if she even wants to be found.
[sighs] See, after she ran away--
-If I had a boat,
I'd use it to sail away from this conversation.
-Rude but thank you!
Okay, guys, I found a
place where clowns hang out.
We need to go see if my Clownderella's there.
-That's great!
-Yeah, let's go right now!
-One small thing.
To get in, we need to dress like clowns.
-[shouts] No!
-Well, your 'stache is right on schedule.
And the best part is
my dad didn't interrupt us with snacks once.
Our plan to keep him distracted totally worked.
-Speaking of snacks,
me and my mustache are hungry.
-Me too.
Let's go grab something to eat.
-Be right there.
Horrigan, you devil.
[ballpark organ music]
-And here's the pitch!
-Steeee-rike three! The crowd goes wild!
-Um, what's going on?
-Oh, hey, Fish.
Just playing catch with my new BFF,
best fridge forever.
-Ha. Ha. Ha.
Alan, you are so clever.
-Uh, okay.
I'm glad to see that you and
Fridgrick are getting along.
Oh, hey, look at this!
Our mustache experiment is working.
-Sup?
-Oh, that's great.
Hey, bud, we're just kind of
in the middle of something.
-Yes, we're going into the ninth inning
of the Ice Ball World Series.
-But we'll look at your hair thing later.
Right now, I'm having fun
playing with my new friend.
-Well, I guess we'll be upstairs.
I think he likes the fridge better than me.
-Don't worry, sir.
With this mustache, I can be your new dad.
-Come on, Lex. You can do this.
-Clowns are more afraid of me than I am of them.
Clowns are more afraid of me than I am of them.
-[creepy cackling]
[hard rock music]
♪ ♪
-Yup, this is officially my worst nightmare.
I can't believe you guys
made me dress up like this.
-But we need to find my clown girl.
-And it's the only way
that they'll let us in here.
It's clowns only.
-Well, what happens if they
find out we're not real clowns?
-I told ya, Scoochy's is for clowns only!
And mimes are not clowns!
Too slow, mime!
-Okay, I know you're scared, Lex,
but think about Munchy and romance.
We have to help him find his clown.
-All right. For romance.
-Can you believe that guy?
The next fake clown I catch in here
is gonna get twisted like a balloon animal.
-Good day.
-Hey, I haven't seen you
clowns around here before.
You guys are clowns, right?
-Of course, we are.
-What's your name?
-Munchy.
-Hmm. Solid clown name, kid.
What about you?
You're more afraid of me than I am of you!
-Hey, that's a weird thing to say.
Hey, any of you guys know these clowns?
-Nah, Bungo, they don't look familiar.
-If Chuffa don't know ya,
I don't know ya.
-We're visiting.
See, we're trying to find the owner of this shoe.
She's a clown.
-Hey, I recognize that shoe.
-You do?
-Tell us where she is and we'll leave!
-Yeah, she's a nice girl.
If you want I can-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're not telling you a thing
'cause I don't think you clowns
are clowns at all.
-That's crazy.
We're so clowns.
-[nose honking]
-Well if you're clowns, show us your act.
Make us laugh.
[all chanting] Make us laugh!
Make us laugh, make us laugh!
Make us laugh, make us laugh, make us laugh!
-It's almost showtime, you so-called clowns.
-Okay, what's the plan?
-Well, I think if we can knock over the big one,
we can make it to the door
before the others catch us.
-No! We need to prove to
these clowns that we're clowns,
even though we're not clowns.
-Yeah, it's the only way they'll tell us
who Munchy's Clownderella is.
-All right!
If you're clowns, make us laugh.
If you're not clowns...
[balloon snaps, deflates]
Hit the music.
[goofy music]
♪ ♪
-Munchy, do something clowny.
Where did you get those?
-They came with the pants.
-Can you even juggle?
-You tell me.
-This clown can't even juggle.
-Hey, it's not my fault.
Those pins are defective.
-Let me see those.
They seem fine to me.
Try again.
-Dude, you could at least
throw them in my direction--ow!
[yelps]
[clowns laughing]
-C'mon, Bungo, they're pretty funny.
-They like seeing us in pain.
Lex, this might hurt.
-Ooh!
[glass shatters]
[clowns laughing]
Oh, so you wanna throw things?
-Hey, hey. Hey, hey, be reasonable!
-I'm not reasonable, I'm a clown!
[clowns laughing]
[clowns laughing hysterically]
-These are definitely clowns.
I'm laughing so much I'm crying!
-Oh, you need a hanky? Here.
Guys, help me out!
-I guess we had you clowns all wrong.
You guys are all right.
Hey, Chuffa, did you say you know
the girl they're looking for?
-Yeah, sure.
She's--
-"Murray's Clown Costume Rental?"
[all gasp]
-Uh-oh.
-If they're renting their outfits,
they're not real clowns!
Hit the "get 'em" music!
["Yakety Sax" playing]
-Run!
♪ ♪
-Socket wrench.
Horrigan, stop combing your mustache and help.
My dad's gonna be back any minute
and we have to get this done.
-What are you doing, Fisher?
-I'm uninstalling your logic-board.
-But, Fisher, that will turn me back
into a normal refrigerator.
-That's the point.
-I can't let you do that, Fisher.
[Fridgrick whirring]
-Horrigan, help!
[ice clattering]
[electrical zapping]
Horrigan, you were so brave.
-It wasn't me, sir.
It was the mustache.
-Fridgrick, I got you magnets for your door!
What happened to Fridgrick?
-Dad, I gotta be honest.
I made Fridgrick to get you to stop bothering me
but now I miss you.
-Fish, Fridgrick is a kitchen appliance.
But you're my son.
I'm always gonna be around to bother you.
-Cool.
I still have to press the button
before he shuts off completely.
-Let me.
I'd like to say goodbye.
-Alan, is that you?
I feel so cold.
-Well, that's 'cause you're a fridge.
-Did we--did we win the Ice Ball World Series?
-Yeah we did, Fridgrick.
Everyone's cheering.
-I can hear them, Alan.
It sounds beautiful.
-Goodbye, old friend.
It was ice knowing you.
-Ha, ha, ha...
[powers down]
-[sobbing]
-That was pretty sad, wasn't it?
-[sobbing] No, sir.
I'm crying about this.
I guess the mustache was only temporary.
-Well, sounds like we have work to do.
Back to the lab.
-Hey, buddy. How ya doing?
-I'm good.
Totally fine and not devastated at all.
-We're not giving up.
Your Clownderella is still out there
and we're going to find her.
Even if it gives me nightmares forever.
-Forget it.
It was fate that we met
and fate that she ran away.
I've accepted the fact that
I'm never gonna see her again.
-Excuse me.
-I can't talk to you right now.
A clown broke my heart.
-I was just gonna--
-I met her once
and all I got was this shoe.
-I know.
That's my shoe.
-Wait a minute, is it you?
It is you!
I didn't recognize you without your clown makeup.
-Hi, I'm Clara.
-Munchy.
-Solid clown name.
-Uh, maybe we should--
-Stay and see how this goes?
-No, give them some privacy
so romance can blossom.
-Fine.
-I've been looking for you
ever since you ran away.
-I've been looking for you too.
Luckily, my clown friend
said a weird non-clown and his friends
were at Scoochy's asking for me.
-That was me! I'm the weird non-clown!
I gotta know, why did you run away?
I thought we were really hitting it off.
-We were.
But I'm a clown
in a traveling troupe with my family.
My alarm went off because
I was late for our show.
-You're in a traveling circus?
You literally could not be cooler.
-You're pretty cool too,
which is why this is so hard.
Our circus is leaving town tonight.
-[shouts] No!
-But we just met. You can't leave.
-Well, my circus comes
through a couple of times a year
so I'll be back.
Until then,
hang on to this to remember me by.
-I'll see ya soon.
-Do you know this person?
-I know her. She's cool.
-Sorry, I tried to stop her
but romance gives her freaky strength.
-I'm just so happy you found each other.
-It's nice to meet you guys.
Hey, I gotta go.
[nose honks]
-Wow, that's some clown.
-Well, everything we went through
was totally worth it to get you her number.
-You--you did get her number, right?
-Clara! Come back!
-He's really bad at this.
02x11 - Clownderella
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.