The Dick Van Dyke Show

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Dick Van d*ke Show". Aired: October 3, 1961 – June 1, 1966.

TV classic centers on the personal and professional lives Rob Petrie, a writer on the fictional Alan Brady Show.

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05x05 - No Rice at My Wedding

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03x03 - Laura's Little Lie

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03x02 - The Masterpiece

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03x01 - That's My Boy??

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02x32 - When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

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02x31 - Jilting the Jilter

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02x30 - A Surprise Surprise is a Surprise

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02x29 - It's a Shame She Married Me

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02x28 - Divorce

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02x27 - Racy Tracy Rattigan

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02x26 - I'm No Henry Walden!

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02x25 - The Square Triangle

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05x32 - The Last Chapter

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05x31 - The g*n

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05x30 - Long Night's Journey Into Day

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05x29 - Love Thy Other Neighbor

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05x28 - You Ought to Be in Pictures

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05x27 - The Man from My Uncle

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05x26 - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

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05x25 - A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

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05x24 - Talk to the Snail

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05x23 - Bad Reception in Albany

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05x22 - Buddy Sorrell: Man and Boy

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05x21 - Dear Sally Rogers

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05x20 - Remember the Alimony

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05x19 - The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

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05x18 - The Curse of the Petrie People

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05x17 - The Making of a Councilman

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05x16 - I Do Not Choose to Run

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05x15 - Who Stole My Watch

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05x14 - Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work

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05x13 - You're Under Arrest

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05x12 - See Rob Write, Write Rob Write

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05x11 - Body and Sol

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05x10 - Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

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05x09 - Viva Petrie

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05x08 - Odd But True

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05x07 - The Great Petrie Fortune

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05x06 - Draw Me a Pear

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05x04 - The Ugliest Dog in the World

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05x03 - Uhny Uftz

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05x02 - A Farewell to Writing

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05x01 - Coast to Coast Big Mouth

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04x32 - There's No Sale Like Wholesale

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04x31 - Br-rooom, Br-rooom

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04x30 - One Hundred Terrible Hours

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04x29 - Baby Fat

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04x28 - Show of Hands

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04x27 - Never Bathe on Saturday

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04x26 - Anthony Stone

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04x25 - Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home

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04x24 - Bupkis

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04x23 - Girls Will Be Boys

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04x22 - Young Man with a Shoehorn

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04x21 - The Case of the Pillow

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04x20 - The Redcoats Are Coming

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04x19 - Boy #1, Boy #2

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04x18 - Stacey Petrie: Part II

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04x17 - Stacey Petrie: Part I

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04x16 - The Impractical Joke

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04x15 - Brother, Can You Spare $2500?

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04x14 - Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

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04x13 - My Two Showoffs and Me

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04x12 - The Death of the Party

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04x11 - It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise

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04x10 - Pink Pills and Purple Parents

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04x09 - Three Letters from One Wife

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04x08 - The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail

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04x07 - 4½

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04x06 - Romance, Roses and Rye Bread

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04x05 - The Man from 'Emperor'

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04x04 - A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

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04x03 - The Lady and the Baby Sitter

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04x02 - The Ghost of A. Chantz

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04x01 - My Mother Can b*at Up My Father

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03x32 - Teacher's Petrie

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03x31 - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

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03x30 - My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

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