05x07 - Ina Paha (If Perhaps)

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Hawaii Five-0". Aired: September 2010 to April 2020.*
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"Hawaii Five-0" is a remake of the original 1968 television series, in which Steve McGarrett returns home to Oahu, in order to find his father's k*ller. The governor offers him the chance to run his own task force (Five-0).
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05x07 - Ina Paha (If Perhaps)

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Steve: You're gonna tell us everything.

Every t*rror1st cell you and Victor helped arm, every supplier you worked with, all your trafficking associates, everyone you've ever sold weapons to.

Chasing my brother and I around the world for five years, like a little doggy looking for a bone.

You don't think we'd do our homework on you?

(phone ringing)

You should get that.

You don't speak to your father nearly enough.

Dad.

Hey, champ.

You all right?

Who are these people, Steve?

Now I know where you get it from.

You got a tough old man here.

I'm offering you a trade.

Your father for my brother.

Come on, Victor, you know how this works.

We don't negotiate with t*rrorists.

You k*ll him, you get nothing.

Give me the phone.

Please.

I can get him to help you.

He'll listen to me.

He's my son.

Listen to me, champ...

Dad, I'm gonna get you out of there, all right?

Don't you worry about it.

I love you, son.

I didn't say it enough.

Whatever these people want, Steve, don't give it to 'em.

Don't you give it to them!

Dad? Dad?

No more games!

I'm taking my brother now!

Man: This is Transport.

We are under att*ck. Let's go!

Taking rocket and small arms fire from hostile air.

(indistinct shouting)

(g*nf*re)

(indistinct shouting)

(grunts)

Come on. Come on. Come here.

(man shouts in Korean)

(g*nf*re)

No, no! Don't do it!

Put it down!

(g*nsh*t)

(coughing)

Come on, Anton.

Come on.

Come on, Anton.

No! No! No!

(sighs)

(phone ringing)

(panting)

Put Anton on the phone.

(panting)

My brother's dead, isn't he?

Victor, listen...

Isn't he?!

Then so is your father.

(g*nsh*t)

No!

(g*nsh*t)

Danny: Commander McGarrett?

Hello?

Is-is my father dead?

No, he's alive, and he's gonna be fine.

Who am I talking to?

This is Detective Danny Williams.

Thank you, Detective Williams.

(groans) Easy.

Can I speak to my father, please?

Yeah, of course. John.

(panting)

Hello, son.

Dad.

(groans)

Hey!

Let me out of here!

Let me out of here!

Hey!

(Hawaii Five-O theme song plays)

♪ ♪

What the hell is that thing on his head?

Oh, that's-that's his hair.

Grover: Look like one of them Daniel Boone raccoon things.

You been out in the sun too long, McGarrett.

(chuckles)

Ugly and funny, huh?

Danny (chuckles): Uh, Sang Min, this is Captain Grover. He's... with us now, so he's got the right to slap you around, knock your teeth out if you get out of line.

Take your best sh*t.

That's nice.

Hey, is there any word from McGarrett?

No, but we don't have any more time.

We got to move now.

Does he know what to do?

We'll see soon enough.

Johnny Moreau!

Thanks for coming.

You got five minutes.

Why couldn't we meet at your place, huh?

I haven't been home in months.

Cops are looking for my ass.

Mmm. Boy, in those pants, I can see why.

Brah, I think you spent a little too much time in the joint.

Ah, you know, just trying to break the ice before we talk business.

(chuckles)

Business?

After you walked out of Halawa, I figured you'd be long gone.

You know, still looking for my ticket out of paradise, which is why I asked you here.

I thought you could help me.

Help you?

Now, why would I do that?

Because you stole my business, for one thing.

Brutha, Five-O put you out of business, not me.

I just picked up the pieces.

So you're just a roadkill-eating vulture, is that it?

Brutha?

I saw an opportunity, and I took it.

That's not to say I don't owe you a debt of gratitude.

That's why I'm here in person, face-to-face.

But for my services, there is a price.

Well, I figured you'd say that.

Sang Min!

Five-O!

Give me the iron.

Do it.

Now.

Get on your knees.

Hands on your head.

(groans)

Johnny Moreau, you are under arrest for human trafficking, promoting prostitution, kidnapping...

That rat set me up.

I'm no rat. I'm Five-O.

Newly minted.

Kicking ass and taking names.

No, you're a rat.

Shut your mouth.

(indistinct police radio transmission)

Can I see my family now?

No. What did I tell you last week when we found you?

You didn't find me.

I made myself available for negotiation.

Chin: You were hiding in a hole in Ka'a'awa that made S*ddam's ditch look like a palace.

It's called communing with nature.

Kono: No, it's called poison ivy on your ass for lack of TP.

(phone rings)

Oh, I missed you, Spicy.

Danny: Detective Williams.

Okay.

All right, we'll be right there.

What's up?

Hey! I got blood in the car.

Looks like it could be spatter from a g*nsh*t wound.

Still not picking up.

(phone vibrating)

(sighs)

Here's why.

We should check the hospitals.

Got it.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Somebody took him.

Grover: What?

Look at these tire tracks.

Somebody took Steve.

Hey!

Boy: Dad! Dad!

Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!

Dad, look what I found.

That's the best one yet, Steve.

Wow.

(baby gurgles)

What do you think?

Yeah, Mary likes it, too.

Show your mom.

What do you think, Mom?

(hissing)

(grunting)

(distorted): No!

Hello, son. Hey, champ.

Dad! Dad!

What do you think, Mom?

(man speaks indistinctly)

Come on, man.

Wh-Where's the aloha?

Sir, I'm sorry about your golf gear.

Golf g...

Man, this ain't no golf gear.

I had these clubs made special for me.

There ain't another set in the world like it. Now, you need to find the joker that stole 'em out of my car, 'cause I'm telling you something right now, I'm not going back to Chicago without my clubs.

Sir, if you'll just take a seat, I'll get someone to take your report.

Take a re... Why you wasting time taking reports, man?

You could be out finding my clubs.

I got a tee time.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Commander?

Yes.

Can I help you?

Yes, sir. Uh, my name's McGarrett.

I'm looking for my father.

Commander McGarrett.

Aloha.

Detective Williams.

We spoke on the phone.

It's nice to see you.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, no, that's not necessary.

Mahalo. We say "mahalo" around here, right, Duke?

Mahalo.

Could I... could I see my dad?

Of course. Of course. He's in a debrief with the captain.

Come on.

Hey, Cap.

Hey.

Dad.

(grunts, sighs)

Dad.

(sighs)

Welcome home, son.

You all right?

Yeah.

Huh?

Steve, uh, I want you to meet Captain Kelly.

Commander.

How do you do?

He was a trainee under me, and I'm proud to say he's going to be the next chief of police.

What can I say?

I learned from the best.

Yes, you did.

Where's Victor Hesse?

He, uh... he's on lockdown at the hospital right now.

He say anything?

Well, as per your request, we're leaving that to you.

Steve, what's going on?

The only people who knew I was transporting his brother were the men in my detail.

All right, there is no way that Victor could have found out unless he had help.

(water dripping)

(sighs)

Who are you?

Eat this.

With the chemicals we're giving you, you're going to need to keep your blood sugar up.

You going to tell me what the hell is going on here?!

What do you want?

What do you want from me?

What have I done to you?

(click)

What are you doing?

I'm a cop, you know that?

I'm a cop. They're gonna come looking for me.

They're watching us.

Everywhere.

Can't you see?

No. Stop!

You can't do that. Stop!

No, I won't... I won't let you.

Stop! Get-get away!

Get away! Stop! No.

Yeah.

Aah! Get away! Get away!

Danny: Well, I guess if you're gonna be homeless, this is the place to be, right?

I guess so.

(phone buzzes and plays tune)

Excuse me.

Hey, baby doll.

Huh?

(laughs)

I know. I know.

Hey, look, uh, I'm just, uh... I'm just in the middle of something.

Can I call you back?

Okay. I love you, too.

See you in a bit.

I take it you're married.

Yes, yes, very.

Very married.

I got lucky.

Pretty much the greatest woman on the planet, you know?

Right on. That's something.

Yeah.

What's her name?

Rachel.

Yeah? You got kids?

I do, yeah. One little girl. Grace.

How about you?

I'm seeing somebody.

I mean, hopefully, we'll...

Hopefully, we'll get there one day, you know?

Yeah.

It's the best, man.

Actually, my dad said you just moved here a couple months ago.

Is that right?

Yeah, yeah.

What brought you to Oahu?

I don't know. What didn't bring me to Oahu?

I mean, we got beautiful beaches, you got sunshine all the time.

Got Ono eats.

Place is fantastic.

It's like heaven compared to New Jersey, you know?

Woman: Can you please help me find someone?

No one will tell me anything.

His name is Josh.

The police said that he was in a bicycle accident.

If you could just tell me what room he's in.

Woman: Are you family?

He's my fiancé.

(indistinct voice over P.A.)

♪ ♪


If you're like me, you spend a lot of time in the sand and surf, and that can dry out your lips.

So whether it's the North Shore or city breaks,

I never hit the waves without my Surf Kiss Lip Gloss.

It gives my lips that surf-kissed, want-to-be-kissed look.

Man: Take it from four-time world champion, Kono Kalakaua.

Don't forget your Surf Kiss.

Hey.

I was enjoying that.

I'm glad that you were enjoying it, 'cause that's probably the closest you will ever be to a pretty woman for the rest of your life.

(laughs)

You underestimate my resources, Detective.

You'd be surprised what a man can do with the right friends in the right places.

Danny: Well, that's...

That's why we're here, to talk about one of those friends.

Specifically the man who ordered you to k*ll my father.

Maybe I came up with that on my own.

Maybe I wanted to bury your father just because I could.

Right. Yeah, you see, I know you loved your brother, but I also know that you didn't come up with that all by yourself.

You got entry into this country.

You got our comm links, you got my extraction route.

Now, that came with a price, and that was my father's m*rder.

Right?

Gentlemen, I'm afraid I won't answer any questions until I've retained counsel.

Danny: Oh.

(mimics accent): You won't answer the questions.

Look. I-I personally love it when a guy with a foreign accent tells me to b*at it.

It just sounds so much nicer, you know?

Let's go, let's go.

No, no, no. Whoa.

Whoa, whoa. What does this do?

(gasps)

(screams)

You can't do that.

You can't do that.

He's right. You can't do that.

No, no, no, you see, I can do that, huh? Right?

Because Bono here is not a U.S. citizen.

That means he is not subject to our constitutional protections.

(clears throat)

Listen, you're... you're incorrect. Okay?

He-he's been arrested on U.S. soil.

He's allowed those rights.

You-you know that, right?

He doesn't know that.

Lock the door.

Lock the door?

Never mind.

Steve: What?

(muffled g*nsh*t)

(screams)

Hey, hey! Shh.

Shh.

What the hell is going on in here?

Hey, don't be rude.

We're obviously having a conversation here. Leave.

Hold this pillow, would you?

Huh?

Do me a favor.

Also, while you're out there, call the coroner and tell him to get a table ready.

(door shuts)

Okay, no, stop, stop.

What?

What kind of cop are you?

The kind of cop that gets things done.

Excuse me.

Hey. Shh, shh, shh.

Hey, look at me. Right here.

Look at me, right here.

Right here...

That's enough.

Huh?

Enough, enough.

Enough?

Enough, yeah.

No. No.

It's not enough, okay?

You told me this man is a t*rror1st.

9/11, I was there.

I was in New York City, okay?

So this guy gets no mercy from me, okay?

(screaming)

Steve: Whoa!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I didn't ask you the question.

It's not... My bad.

(banging at door)

Officer: Hey! Open up!

What's going on in there?

Whoa, whoa.

Hey.

What?

Don't unlock the door.

Do not unlock that door.

If you don't like what I'm doing, you can wait in the toilet, okay?

This man, he tried to execute your father yesterday.

All right? And I don't think he's going to talk without a little friendly persuasion.

(banging at door)

Officer: Open up!

Hey! Give us a minute, please!

Hmm?

(panting)

Hmm?

Do whatever you gotta do.

Thank you.

Wait. Wait.

What?

I'll tell you what you want to know.

Who told you about my op?

If I tell you, you're going to wish I hadn't.

Yeah?

I'll take that chance.

Who told you about my op?

(sobs)

(door opens)

Man: Good.

You're up.

Let's begin.

(gagging)

(coughs)

(gasping)

(coughing)

You're never gonna break me.

Behavioral engineering works, Steve.

You know that.

It just takes time.

(gagging)

(Steve gasping, coughing)

Now, tell me... where's my father?

I don't know.

You expect me to believe that?

No.

But it's the truth.

Well, where's my office gonna be?

Say something stupid again and I'll sh**t you.

Ooh, Spicy...

Sorry.

Oh, we meet again so soon, huh?

Why's he up there?

Danny: We believe that Wo Fat abducted McGarrett this morning.

Oh, and you think I know where he is?

Chin: No, you're too low on the food chain to be on his radar.

(laughs)

Kick a man when he's down, huh?

Grover: All right, cut it out.

Think. Think hard.

Associates.

Anyone with the resources who would be able to help Wo Fat pull this off.

Hey.

What's going on?

Do you know Anthony Shu?

No.

Are you sure?

He's supposedly an investor in one of your father's companies.

Kono, I don't know the name of every one of our investors.

What does this have to do with anything?

We think Wo Fat abducted McGarrett this morning.

Sang Min says he uses the alias Anthony Shu to do business in the United States.

Okay, um...

I'll go to the office, get everything I can.

Okay. Thanks.

(coughing, gagging)

This can end if you just tell me what I want to know.

If you're gonna k*ll me, just do it.

Steve, if I wanted to k*ll you, I would have done it long ago.

Think about it.

Okay.

You want to know where your father is, yeah?

Ask Doris.

I know about her trips to Colorado to come see you.

You should have asked her when you had the chance.

I asked our mother.

She said she didn't know.

What did you say?

You just said "our mother."

What do you mean by "our mother"?

She's not your mother.

I ran the DNA, okay?

I ran the DNA.

She's not your mother, all right?

Aah!

Aah!

What are you giving me?

What...

(distorted): What are you giving me?

Something to help you tell the truth.

(low buzzing, clattering)

Authorities have identified the victim as Doris McGarrett, a local schoolteacher and also the wife to Honolulu Police Sergeant John McGarrett.

Now Mrs. McGarrett leaves behind two young children.

HPD officials say they will be investigating this tragic incident, which has left one Aina Haina family in mourning.

(hinges squeak)

(hissing)

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

(soft grunt, coughing)

Yeah, copy that. Thank you.

Okay, so my sources never heard of a Wo Fat.

Okay, all right, I mean, I just...

You know, who would make up a name like Wo Fat?

Well, I mean, you-you put two holes in the man-- he would've said anything to get you to stop, right?

Look, um, I'm-I'm pretty sure that your Navy buddies, uh, they're up to speed on everything, but if it happens here on this island, there's one man to talk to.

This better be good.

You're interrupting my lunch.

I'm sure all the other inmates are happy about that.

What are you intimating?

By missing a meal, everyone in this place will eat?

And if I don't, they starve?

(clicks tongue)

Sure... Uh, lighten up, would you?

Why don't you shut up?

And who are you?

Strippergram?

Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett.

And what do you want, Commander?

Well, Detective Williams here told me you might know where we can find a man named Wo Fat.

Try hell.

Yeah? Any stops along the way?

What's in it for me?

What do you want?

Fresh shrimp. Twice a week.

I'm tired of the Spam.

Okay.

There you go.

Done.

Now tell us where to find him.

(chains rattle loudly)

(buzzing)

(grunting)

My father.

Where is he?

I already told you.

I don't know.

Very well.

No, no, no, no.

Aah!

(groaning)

I can't tell you what... what I don't know...

What I don't know.

(g*nf*re)

(g*nf*re continues)

(gasping)

Why try to k*ll my father?

What did he ever do to you?!

What'd he ever do to you?

Danny: Commander?

Hey.

Look, I know you know that this is Hawaii, but, uh, we usually don't wear uniforms unless we're going to a ceremony.

See?

I'm, uh, heading out.

Well, that's, uh, that's too bad, you know?

'Cause I was thinking about what we did.

I thought maybe, uh, you'd be interested in a career in law enforcement.

What do you say?

"A career in law enforcement"?

That's right, yeah.

Um, I don't know.

Maybe, maybe someday.

All right, well, you think about it.

You ever get homesick, uh, I'll put in a word with Captain Kelly and maybe, uh, put you to work.

What do you think?

Tell you what.

I could, uh, I could get used to be being chauffeured around all day, that's for sure.

That's right.

See you around, Danny.

Hey! Danno.

Call me Danno. All my friends do, all right?

All right, Danno.

Safe flight, buddy. Okay?

All right.

All right, take care.

(yelling)

Navy's taught you well.

You son of...

I'm gonna k*ll you.

And then I'm gonna find your father.

I'm gonna k*ll him just for having you.

Then you're going to have to k*ll your mother, too.

What are you talking about?!

Your mother is more responsible for who I am today.

Stop talking in circles!

(grunting)

(sighs)

You know nothing about the real Doris McGarrett.

Do you?

I know... that she was assigned to k*ll your father.

But instead your mother d*ed in that op.

Yes.

And she never forgave herself for murdering an innocent woman who had just become a new mother.

That pain and anguish caused her to do something quite... remarkable.

She took in that child and raised it as her own for several years.

Until her superiors discovered this... and forced her...

They forced her to abandon that child.

That was you.

You see?

Doris McGarrett... was my mother, too.

If Doris knew where my father was, she would've told me.

But with your persistence, I can't help but believe you know where your government is holding him.

I don't.

That may be true.

But I need to be convinced.

I'm telling you the truth.

I don't know where your father is.

(door locks)

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(yells in pain)

♪ ♪

(screams)

(sirens whooping)

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

(sirens whooping)

Hey.

Hey, you can't be back here.

Okay, it's fine.

Everything's fine. Everything...

Come on.

♪ ♪

You're not going to k*ll me.

Are you?

Brother?

You're not my brother.

I miss this view.

Mmm.

I'm glad you're home, son.

Me, too, Dad.

Steve?

Steve, you all right?

Hey!

Come on.

You all right?

Huh? You all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, where's my father?

Where's my father?

I want to see my dad.

I want to see my dad.

Buddy, your dad d*ed four years ago, okay?

All right?

Yeah, yeah.

Danny: You're all right.

You're all right.

I'm good.

L-Let's go.

All right?

Yeah, let's go.

Let's get out of here.

All right?

Yeah.

Wait, wait.

Let's go.

Come on, man.

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(no voice)

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