03x04 - iCarly Awards

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

[Knock on door]

Comin'.

[Knock on door]

Why aren't you dressed?

'Cause I need to borrow a fancy bra.

I thought you just bought one at build-a-bra?

Yeah, but I got barbecue sauce all over the left cup.

Aw Sam, I told you, when you eat ribs, you gotta wear a shirt.

Aw, that kills the fun.

Hey, hey!

Sorry I'm late.

Sup Fredward?

I need hot glue!

How come you're late?

'Cause I was down in the lobby talking to some european swimsuit models.

European swimsuit models?

Yeah, there's a bunch of 'em down there waiting to do some calendar photo sh**t across the street.

The photographer missed his plane.

And these models in the lobby are actually wearing their swimsuits like right now?

Yeah, they're just-- okay!

You're not allowed to think about european swimsuit models until you finish.

I'll be done as soon as I glue on this last piece.

You guys wanna see?

Yeah!

Con mucho gusto.

Okay.

All right, you guys stand over there, close your eyes, and I'll show you an iCarly award that'll knock you guys right out of your pants.

Go over there.

Okay.

So, are all the winners here yet?

Most of 'em.

They're just waiting upstairs in back of the studio.

All right, I think you guys are gonna be really impressed with this.

And open your eyes!

The very first ever iCarly award!

Well?

Looks just like Carly, right?

Yeah, kinda, but--
dude, it's enormous.

Thanks.

It's like 10-feet tall.

Yeah.

That's what you guys said.

One 10-foot-tall iCarly award.

No.

We said 10 1-foot-tall iCarly awardzzz.

This is a disaster.

No it's not.

I can make 10 smaller awards really fast.

I'm just gonna need some help putting 'em all together.

We can't help you make 10 awards while we're doing the show.

Who are you gonna get to help you?

The european swimsuit models!

Uh, maybe.

They're just sittin' down there, waitin' around.

You just wanna flirt with models in swimsuits.

That is absolutely true.

Wait spencer-- but if they'll help me build the iCarly awards then everybody wins, right? Yeaaahhhh!

In 5, 4, 3, 2...
♪ I know, you see ♪
♪ somehow the world ♪
♪ will change for me ♪
♪ and be so wonderful ♪
♪ live life, breathe air ♪
♪ I know somehow ♪
♪ we're gonna get there ♪
♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
♪ it's all for real ♪
♪ I'm telling you ♪
♪ just how I feel ♪
♪ so wake up the members ♪
♪ of my nation ♪
♪ it's your time to be ♪
♪ there's no chance ♪
♪ unless you take one ♪
♪ and the time to see ♪
♪ the brighter side ♪
♪ of every situation ♪
♪ some things are meant to be ♪
♪ so give it your best ♪

Freddie! Freddie!

What is the problem?

You said hot european swimsuit models.

Ahh, I didn't say they were hot.

Yeah, and you didn't say they were dudes, either!

Look, if they're willing to help you build the iCarly awards, then what does it matter?

They're dyoods!

Freddie!

Get up here!

I gotta go!

But-- just please hurry up and start getting the awards built.

Hey!

I'm coming!

Okay.

Let's see if I remember your names.

Yussle.

Yeah.

Olaf.

Yeah.

Vooshnod.

Oh, of course, vooshnod.

Uh, Yurgin, Klaus... Uh-huh.

Buckminshta.

Buckminshta, yes!

Now, we're all gonna have to work as a team to build 10 iCarly awards like that one.

Ohh.

But much smaller, and all the supplies we need are in these bins, you see?

Okay, now which one of you guys speaks English the best?

Yeah.

Your body is soft and mushy.

You know, I don't need you to tell me about-- [Music]

Guys, no, no. No, no, stop, we need to build the awards.

Would you please stop, buckminshta?

In 5, 4, 3, 2... Welcome to the first ever...

And now, please welcome... Wow.

Everybody wow.

I can't believe it.

Round of applause everyone.

You look especially great.

I give you the award for best dressed.

What a night.

You know, hosting the iCarly awards has always been a dream of mine.

Whoa, too much information!

Hey, don't go there!

Oh, oh.

What a night.

And now that you've heard some of our stupid awards show banter... Let's get to the awards.

Oh, yeah.

Isn't it amazing.

The flip of the wrist.

Okay.

The very first video we're honoring tonight was sent to us by a kid who's a little nuts.

Pea-nuts, that is.

Ooohhhh, peanuts.

Peanuts. Peanuts.

Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts!

But seriously, this kid... Named hunter...

Has a pretty amazing talent.

Check this dude out.

Hey, Carly.

Hey, Sam.

My name's hunter and see those glasses over there?

I'm gonna use just a rubber band and some peanuts, to break all 10 glasses.

Yeah, broken glass!

Here goes...
3, 4, 5, that's insane.

8 that's it. iCarly.

Epic.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yes, hunter, that was epic.

Which is why we're presenting you with the very first iCarly award for... Get out here, hunter!

Let's go, buddy.

Where have you been?

You try building award statuettes with six european swimsuit models who don't speak English and one's named buckminshta.

Congratulations, hunter.

You won a Carly.

I know!

It's awesome.

And now you get to make a speech.

Well, yes I wanna thank my dad-- oh, I'm afraid that's all the time we have for your speech.

Thank you, hunter.

Sorry about that.

We didn't allow too much time but-- you were good.

You did a good job.

Yeah.

Okay, our next award goes to an iCarly viewer who can really sing.

Shut your mouth.

Whaaaaaat?

I just meant.

This girl can actually sing with her mouth shut.

Ohhh!

Isn't our banter horrible?

Just like a real awards show.

But seriously... Take a look at this girl named Paris who can actually sing with her mouth closed.

We gesture.

Gesturing.

We are gesturing.

Hi, Carly.

Hi, Sam.

Watch this.

I'm going to sing with my mouth closed.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪
♪ little star, ♪
♪ how I wonder what you are ♪
♪ up above the sky so high ♪

now, come on, guys, we gotta hurry!

They're gonna give out the next award in less than a minute.

Yurgin, you're done?

Yeah.

Yurgin, you glued her hair to her feet.

Yeah.

Do women in your country have hair on their feet?

Yes.

Everybody, this is America so the girls' hair goes on their heads.

Ohhh!

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

a-mazing!

You're worth it.

The winner of the iCarly award for... Hey, Carly.

We loved your video.

Yr moouh-os sgi is incredible.

Just down here.

I got it.

Hold it like this.

I got it, I got it.

See what I'm saying.

Just put your hands down here.

I got it!

Thank you.

Paris, would you like to say a few words?

Sure.

I would like to thank my mom and my dad for always-- ah!

With your moh osed.

Okay.

I would like to thank my mom and my dad for always encouraging me to sing with my mouth closed and I'd also like to thank-- thank you, Paris.

Quite enough.

Have a great trip back home.

You rock.

Take that exit right there.

Cheerio.

You know how to get out.

Okay, the next video we're honoring tonight was sent into iCarly.com by a guy named Ivan.

Ivan.

Ivan can do things with his body that most guys can't do.

Check this out.

My name's Ivan.

I'm 13-years-old.

This is what I got.

Yeah.

Ivan that is.

Nice hair.

I just love him. 23 skidoo!

And now for... Best male acrobat with lots of hair.

The iCarly award goes to... Ivan rocks.

Oh yeah.

Look at that.

Whoa, that's amazing.

Do you believe it.

Oh, my God.

I love his shoes.

Oh, man!

Vooshnod, hurry, give me the statuette.

Thanks.

You forgot the skirt.

Umph.

Thank you.

Now you clearly deserve this iCarly award.

Gibby, where's the award?

I don't have it.

Gibby!

Unh!

Augh!

Here.

Thanks.

Oh, this is so... Awesome video, Ivan.

Congratulations!

That's all I know.

That matters right.

We loved it.

There you go.

Goodbye.

Your hair, seriously, keep it looking just like you have it now.

Bye.

Now, the next iCarly award is for a very unique category...

Which we call... Take a look.

Won't you?

Oh yeah, you're a good tomato.

Stop it!

Oh, give me some more bites of you.

Stop invading my space.

Give me that bite.

Oh you taste so good.

Oh.

Okay, guys, I found the duct tape so... Olaf! Buckminshta! Guys!

We don't have time to stand around-- [Knocking at door]

Hi.

I'm the photographer for the european fun guy calendar?

You took my models?

No, no, no-- zee photographer is here.

Turn up zee music now.

[Music]

No, no, guys, please... Look, if I could just borrow these guys for like 20 more minutes-- no, man.

I'm late already.

I gotta get 'em across the street so I can start takin' sh*ts.

Let's go, boys!

No, wait, wait! Stay!

Can we talk out in the hall for just a sec?

Okay.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Inga-svine du tomato.

Oh.

Okay!

The photographer said you guys can keep helping me build the statuettes for another half-hour.

So let's get back to work!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Unh.

Fun guys.

Argh!

Go!

I'm gonna bite that.

Your lips are leathery.

Too bad.

Yeah.

How about that?

What a turtle.

Very cute.

And here he is.

The winner for... Horatio, the turtle.

And his owner, mister Yamamoto.

Congratulations, Horatio.

Of all the videos we've gotten showing a turtle trying to eat a small tomato, yours was the best by far.

But since you're a turtle, you don't get to make speech, so--

all right then.

Bye Horatio.

Congratulations.

Bye.

That was a cute turtle.

I've gone on dates with guys less cute than that turtle.

She has.

Well.

Anyway, at some point in every kid's life, he or she does this.

Now we're gonna show you a video that three kids sent in to iCarly.com these guys take this... To a whole new level.

This'll blow you away.

Ohh, oh, Carly.

Just watch.

Hey, what's up, iCarly?

We wanna play you a little song, and it goes like this.

[Music]

And yurgin.

And Klaus, yeah.

And vooshnod, Whoo woo.

Olaf.

And yussle... And buckminshta.

And that is what we call european fun guy teamwork, baby!

Yeah!

[Music]

Boom!

Two?

You're gettin' faster.

Never underestimate the power of shirtless european men in swimsuits.

I never do.

Okay, you won't see any better bottle blowin'

than that.

Which is why the iCarly award for... Get out here, kids.

Come on, guys.

You guys blow bottles like no other.

I applaud your bottle blowing skills.

Yeah.

Thanks.

We all wrote little speeches, so should we do-- take care now!

Thanks you guys!

Take good care of yourself.

Keep blowing bottles though.

Goodbye.

Congrats.

And now, since I drank five sodas before we started tonight, I must go pee.

Sam... you want my bladder to explode live on the Internet?

Eww. No.

Freddie, you're on.

Gibby, take the camera.

Hello.

Half-step to the left.

Nyeah.

Now, everyone has hula-hooped at one time or another.

I know I have.

But check out this video of a boy named River... Who hula-hoops just a little better than most people.

And now we gesture broadly to the monitor... I'm River and I'm 7-years-old.

♪ The hula-hoopin' boy ♪
♪ the hula-hoopin' boy ♪
♪ he's a hula-hoopin' boy ♪

yeah! Hu-la-la!

Hula gusto! Eh.

Now the iCarly award for... Goes to... yeah.

Nice goin', River.

Is there something you'd like to say to the people watching online?

Nope.

River had some place to go.

But that's cool, 'cause it's time for us to start presenting the next iCarly award.

Yes it is, Carly.

Next-- back behind the camera, tech boy.

There's no respect.

Okay.

Skydiving is a pretty crazy thing to do, right?

Like it was, kind of, insane when we jumped out of a plane in Japan.

But skydiving is even more challenging when you're doing it without a plane... Or a parachute.

Impossible you say?

Well, stop sayin' stuff... And take a look at this video sent in by two iCarly fans named, Kayla and Justin.

This is hot, y'all.

Hey, iCarly, we wanna show you what we can do. iCarly rocks!

Yeah!

That was insane, wasn't it?

I love the choreography, how they pulled it together, it was wonderful.

How do they do it?

I know, I dunno.

Who knows?

Okay, without a doubt... The award for... come on, you guys.

Okay, european fun guys, only two awards left to go!

Yeah!

Spencer?

Yes, buckminshta?

You are sure this is okay with our photographer that we stay and do this?

Oh shoosh, yeah.

Augh! Argh!

Okay, this next guy has a special place in our hearts.

If you saw the first iCarly Web show ever...

Then you'll definitely remember this video clip.

Play it, Fredifer.

Playback.

Wow!

Yeah, all right, one of our favorite clips of all time!

And he's back here with us tonight... To receive the award for...

It's our friend from the very first iCarly.

Yeah.

Come out here milk boy.

Squirt it out.

Simon.

What's up?

We love you, Simon.

Thanks Simon.

Oh, Simon.

Okay-- we love you, Simon.

Thanks, Simon, thanks.

Bye bye.

Thanks.

All right.

Bye!

Thanks, Simon.

Thanks so much.

And now... Wait one sec.

Okay, and now it's time for the final iCarly award of the night.

But the good news is this next video clip is um... it's umm...

Amazing?

Disturbing?

Amazing and disturbing.

Take a look.

If you dare.

My name is Nick and they call me tongue boy.

This is why.

Okaaaaay... we don't understand how that's possible.

But you saw it right here.

Now let's bring Nick out.

So we can present to him with the iCarly award for...

Here's Nick, or as he's better known... Tongue boy!

All right.

Oh, I love your tongue.

Your tongue is beautiful.

You rock!

All right.

Show 'em, tongue boy!

Sure.

It's unusual.

It's wigglin'.

It's done!

Here.

Here tongue boy.

This is for you, sir.

Cool, thanks.

Don't do that.

Okay, people, I think we're done.

Nope.

We still have one final iCarly award to present.

Uh, you said 10.

I don't have any more.

And the iCarly award for... Goes to... Spencer!

Yeah!

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Glorious.

The swimsuit models are guys?

Fun guys.

Okay, that's really it!

From all of us here at iCarly...

This has been the first ever...