02x13 - Missminion

[bunniefuu]

Emma?

All: Yes.

Danny, what are you doing here?

Oh, no, what is the probability of Daniel showing up at this precise moment?

Do you want me to find out?

I'm sweating.

How... what... there's five of you.

Yeah.

Emma's a quintuplet.

Didn't you know that?

What kind of a boyfriend are you?

How did this happen?

Who did this to you?

Who's the real Emma?

I am.

Obviously me.

It's me.

I'm Emma.

They... our mistake... I didn't mean to make them and...

Wait, you made them?

How?

You lost your...

Oh, you have your powers back.

Oh, you do?

And you knew and you didn't tell me.

I'm sorry.

Let's just take a moment to feel our feelings in this moment.

Feels good, doesn't it?

Seriously?

Feel our feelings?

When... when did they come back?

Over the summer.

I wanted to tell...

The summer?

Stop with the drama.

You know we're witches.

Come on, Danny boy, deep down you must have known.

Stop talking.

[Makes cat hissing sound]

Danny, I'm so sorry.

You lied to me... all this time.

Can you guys keep it down?

I'm trying to sleep over here.

How many emmas are there?

Just a couple.

Five.

Five.

Counting me.

But I didn't make them all.

And I was going to tell you that I did have my powers back, but you were so happy that I was normal that...

So this is my fault?

No, it's my fault.

I don't wanna hear it.

You've been lying to me for months.

And I can't do this.

I'm breaking up with you.

Yes!

No.

Which one of us did he break up with?

All of you.

No!

Don't go!

I love you more than algorithms.

Let go of my leg, Emma!

He's gone.

You're welcome.

What?

I got rid of Mr. bored and make yawn for you, and we get to keep our powers now.

You're welcome.

I didn't wanna break up with Daniel.

I know.

That's why you gotta go.

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

You have to go.

Don't you dare.

This was a mistake, it wasn't meant to be.

Get rid of all these copies, anyone who's not me.

Get 'em.

Emma?

Are you okay?

Wait.

Which one are you?

I'm all of them.

I'm me.

Do you like this hideous backpack?

Daniel, oh, no.

Andi?

Did he really break up with me?

Oh, it is you.

How could you forget the hydrogen t*nk?

Ssh, ssh.

T-3!

Very funny.

I'll get you back.

Daniel, did you sleep in here?

Yeah, uh, I'm fell asleep... studying.

Ahhh, I see, chemistry.

[Laughs]

More like history.

Oh, no, did you and Emma have a fight?

No, we never fight.

Oh, that's so sweet.

We broke up.

What?

Oh, why?

Wha...

Long story.

Let's just say there's more than one side to Emma.

Ah, it's always hard when you're getting to know someone, and then you get to see the other sides of them.

Yeah, and there's like five different sides that I know of.

And you don't think you can patch things up?

No, I'm through with them.

You mean her.

Yeah, her.

Oh, honey.

[Sighs]

Now do you wanna talk about it?

I know, I'm your mom and it's not really cool, but hey, I am a girl, and maybe I could help.

I wish you could.

But Emma's not like the other girls.

Come on, get you cleaned up.

Hey, em, you ready for schoo... are you okay?

I will be, as soon as I talk to Daniel and convince him to forgive me.

Man, I haven't seen Daniel that mad since gigantor Joshua tried to cheat at the egg toss in second grade.

How do you cheat at egg toss?

Oh, he gave everyone else raw eggs.

It was amazing.

Hey!

That hurt!

Bad, hexy.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

It wasn't my fault.

I was going to tell him, but then there was a love pie, the memory wiping, the bunnies, the council sending us to Siberia.

That was so awesome.

Sorry, carry on.

Oh, who am I kidding, Daniel's never gonna forgive me.

Don't be so negative.

I mean, it might take a while, and a spell or two, but he could forgive you.

Very funny.

Look at the silver lining.

There's a silver lining?

A big platinum lining.

Now the witches council won't take your powers away, and you can still be the awesomest witch around.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Open the door ♪

[clooney's "wham bam" playing]

♪ Friday morning on the train ♪
♪ I got my black suit on my office pumps again ♪
♪ Work is such a ♪
♪ she wants it yesterday ♪
♪ nobody hears a word I say ♪
♪ can't wait for the time ♪
♪ when I can shed my skin ♪
♪ you can't read my mind ♪
♪ but if you're wonderin' ♪
♪ I'm somebody else ♪
♪ you ain't met me before ♪
♪ I'll put my real face on ♪
♪ and open the door ♪
♪ wham bam here I am ♪
♪ goddess of the glitter glam ♪
♪ yes catch a breath ♪
♪ gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
♪ wham bam thank you mam ♪
♪ now I'm here the party is on ♪
♪ wow check me out ♪
♪ don't know what you've got till it's ♪
♪ Gone ♪

Maddie Winky, another musical number, really?

It's the "I'm happy I have my powers back" dance.

[Giggles]

♪ Lipstick check, hot cherry red, a perfect ten ♪
♪ And there ain't nothing wrong with that ♪
♪ Dj knows what to play ♪
♪ needle droppin' the sounds ♪
♪ Pump the b*at through my veins ♪
♪ Ain't no stoppin' me now ♪
♪ takin' over the room ♪
♪ when I'm out on the floor ♪
♪ get your game face on ♪
♪ and open the door ♪
♪ wham bam here I am ♪
♪ goddess of the glitter glam ♪
♪ yes catch a breath ♪
♪ gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
♪ wham bam thank you mam ♪
♪ now I'm here the party is on ♪
♪ wow check me out ♪
♪ don't know what you've got ♪
♪ wham bam here I am ♪
♪ goddess of the glitter glam ♪
♪ yes catch a breath ♪
♪ gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
♪ wham bam thank you mam ♪
♪ now I'm here the party is on ♪
♪ wow check me out ♪
♪ don't know what you've got ♪
♪ until it's gone, gone, gone ♪
♪ gone ♪

Cheese?

I didn't remember this part when we rehearsed?

You rehearsed this?

Something went wrong.

I wanted red stilettos, not wedges of gouda.

Oh!

Yum!

Gouda's my favorite cheese.

You're probably just rusty.

[Gasps]

Ha, ha, what did you say?

It happens to me all the time.

Your powers were gone a long time.

You just need to practice.

And you need to practice your dance moves.

You didn't even learn the choreography.

Not good.

It's like your legs are tone deaf.

Hey, we're not talking about me.

We're talking about you and your powers.

[Gasps]

Stop... ing.

It's not a big deal.

Come on, just cast a spell, any spell.

Maddie's back have no fear, give proxy one big rabbit ear.

Did it work?

No.

Ugh, my powers!

They're not working right.

Don't worry, just try again.

How about you turn Katie and Sophie into koala bears?

That's an easy one.

Oh, excellent idea.

No!

Wait, but I want to become a koala bear.

[In Australian accent] Hello, mate, I'm Jack the koala.

Danny, wait!

Hey, e.

What are you doing?

Oh, it's you.

I've been calling e all morning, and she hasn't been picking up.

E?

Who's e?

Oh.

She's gone.

I got rid of her.

What?

No, you have to bring her back.

No way.

And I know you were planning to get rid of me.

What?

I don't know where you got that crazy plan from.

From e.

Oh, right.

Bring her back.

I can't.

That's not true.

I bring back junior whenever I need him.

Well, I don't need evil me running around iridium high making a mess out of my life.

She was fixing your life, finally letting loose and having a little fun.

By kissing you?

So you remember?

No, Andi saw you.

Yeah, right.

Come on, let's blow this place and talk.

I'm sure there's still a little e left in you.

I'm tired of people telling me what to do, put Jax in locker number 202.

Hey!

Ugh.

Hey!

Hey!

I can't move my arms!

Let me out of here!

Emma!

Hey!

Gouda?

What?

No thanks.

Are you okay?

Not really.

Is it because you were in the wrong key during the ballad?

That wasn't me, that was me.

Oh, right.

Is it because you dance like a young frankenstein during the dance number?

And I hope the capulets tap dance all over you!

Romeo and Juliet, let's go.

Let's take it from the top.

If it's not your dancing or singing, why are you sad?

Emma and I broke up.

You what?

No, no, no, no, no!

I just mean, you're playing Romeo.

This is not the time to be heartbroken.

The tap dancing capulets, front and center.

Show me those shuffle ball changes.

Shuffle ball change, shuffle ball change.

Oh, it's you.

Come here to gloat?

No, I...

You thought you got me so good at the seven, didn't you, uh?

Oh.

You're lucky my powers are off.

Otherwise, you'd be a... a...

Goldfish right now.

I'm sorry I tricked you.

I'll help you for real if you want.

How are you gonna help?

Same way we got rid of the principal.

Hold my hand.

A panther you must never dare, turn this bench into a hare.

It worked.

See, the magic is there.

You just have to practice.

Like at the beginning, when we first got our powers.

Like the bench turned into a hare, turn Emma into a...

Wait.

Ferret.

Wait, that didn't rhyme, did it?

Hair, ferret.

Hey!

You can run, Emma, but you can't hide!

This is miss information with a breaking news report.

There are witches at iridium high.

Danny, wait!

Danny!

I just wanna talk...

Don't you all have classes to get to?

I just wanted to talk to you, to explain what happened.

You should have explained yourself when you first got your powers back.

I know.

But you were so happy that I didn't have my powers back.

I didn't want to ruin that.

I wasn't happy that your powers were gone.

I was happy because you weren't lying to me anymore.

And I'm not lying to you now, so... yeah, happy.

Maybe?

I spent an entire year with Maddie.

And all she did was lie to me.

Then I met you.

And almost got sucked into magical quicksand by a crazy witch.

But none of that mattered.

All I wanted was to be with you.

And, yeah, I can't say I wasn't happy that your powers were gone, but only because I could keep you safe.

All that we went through this summer, it was all a lie.

Daniel's voice: It's over.

It's over.

It's over.

Stop it!

Daniel's voice: It's over.

[Moaning] Danny.

I knew this would one day come in handy, put a love spell on this candy.

Agh, Lily, what are you doing here?

I came to talk to you.

And it looks like I'm just in time.

The square root of 144 is Emma... I mean 12.

And that's the sum of the equation.

The answer is... I'm so mad at Emma!

Ugh!

Hi, Daniel, how are you?

I'm Emma.

I mean, I'm okay.

We made some stuff for you we thought you might like.

That's intense.

If you want something even more interactive...

Guys, thanks, but I...

Wait, there's one more thing.

We can set it off outside so that it goes directly to Emma's window.

Thanks, guys.

I appreciate the effort, really.

I'm just too bummed out right now to enjoy any of this.

That's okay.

We'll leave it all in the closet in case you change your mind.

I recommend using the inflatable punching bag.

It's gotten me through some tough times.

Thanks, bud.

What were you gonna do to that candy?

I just, uh... I wanted to change the flavor.

Only lemons left.

And lemons... ick.

Fine, I was casting a love spell on them so I could give them to Daniel.

What?

Why would you need to put Daniel under a love spell?

Because he broke up with me.

He did?

So we don't have to take your powers?

Yeah.

[Groans]

I'm sorry, Emma, really.

But now that you don't have to focus so much on keeping your powers a secret, you can work on controlling them.

I don't have a problem controlling them.

We've been tracking irregular magic activity around here.

And judging by how strong the signals are, it has to be coming from the chosen one.

I... I...

You can trust me, Emma.

I didn't tell the other council members about you erasing Daniel's memory, remember?

That's true.

So tell me what's been going on?

Well, there were the clones.

Ah, we did get a report about... wait.

Did you say clones?

As in more than one?

Four.

Four!

Okay.

It's okay.

That's not, you know, that bad.

It isn't?

Of course it's bad.

It's terrible.

If the council finds out, they'll take your powers.

Okay, now imagine the thing you wanna make.

Okay.

In the seven, it's a little dark.

Let's create a rainbow arc.

[Thunder crashing]

You know, for someone who can create fire and tornados with his hands, you sure scare easily.

Well, if that's your definition of a rainbow, I don't even wanna know what your rainstorm looks like.

Hey, it worked.

I did it!

This calls for a celebration.

Ah!

Snow!

[Laughing]

Snow?

He made snow?

How are we supposed to compete with that?

The only thing that happens when I blow out really hard is that I get really lightheaded and faint.

We gotta break this buddy, buddy team up.

This is miss information coming to you live from the janitor's clos... Studio jcl at iridium high.

The video I'm about to play has not been edited or tampered with.

It is absolute proof that witches exist and...

Coach desdemona?

Hello, gigi.

I hear you're the go-to student for any and all information at iridium high.

Yes.

And I was just doing a very important newscast.

So if you'll excuse me.

Um, no can do.

I can't let you reveal the magic realm.

The what?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, silly gigi.

How can you report on something when you don't even know what it's called?

[Gasps] You're one of them.

Stay back!

Don't worry.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm gonna recruit you.

To do what?

To be my most devote follower.

Oh, I always wanted a Minion.

I'll never follow you.

Your magic exposé will never be.

And you will be loyal to only me.

[Laughing]

No use running.

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