[Cheering]
[Rave music playing]
Wow, I can't believe we're on Ibiza for New Year's!
I know!
Tonight's gonna be the best night of our lives!
You said it, ladies. All of the world's best DJs are tag-teaming tonight.
Taylor Grind tag-teaming with Sweezo Crasho, who's tag-teaming with Mr. Snicks, who's tag-teaming with Little Boy, who's tag-teaming with Electropuss.
All this tag-teaming is making me thirsty.
Who wants test tube sh*ts?
Both: Yeah!
I want to put a sh*t in between my boobs, and then I'm gonna give myself a sh*t through my boobs.
Somebody take a picture.
DJ: All right, party people...
It's almost midnight. Countdown with me.
All: Five, four, three, two, one.
Happy New Year!
[Smooching]
Who's ready for some foam?
[Cheering]
I can't stop the foam!
And I can't stop this b*at!
No, it's too much foam!
What? There's no such thing as too much fun.
No, "foam"! It's too much foam!
[Loud expl*si*n]
[Music stops]
[Theme music playing]
♪ Major... Lazer ♪
♪ Major... Lazer ♪
♪ Major Lazer ♪
♪ Major... Lazer ♪
♪ Major Lazer ♪
♪ Major Lazer ♪
[Bell rings]
The city of Ibiza was an ancient Spanish island in the middle of the Mediterranean.
Before it was destroyed in the foam party disaster of 2015, it was the sickest party spot in the world.
Legend has it that the island...
[Voices narrating]
Hot birthday cake confetti!
[Bell rings]
King me, old rasta.
Respect.
Hey, Major Lazer. Hey, old rasta.
Hey, Penny.
Tomorrow I am gonna throw the biggest party ever on the abandoned island of Ibiza. Major Lazer, you have to DJ.
No way, Penny. Ibiza is off-limits.
What? Come on.
Hear me now, you don't want to get busted by the law.
Pssh, I'm not scared of the law.
Besides, I already sent out the invites.
I'm going with or without you.
Okay, Penny. I'll go... but only to keep my eye on you.
Yes.
[DJ speaking rapidly]
This weekend we turn Ibiza into rave island!
Pay our respects to the party gods of the past.
Man: Check, check, check.
Whoa, it's so freaky.
It's like everybody is frozen in time.
One, three. Microphone check.
So what do you got for me, Blkmarkt?
I took this old jet pack and retro-wired vacuum tubes from tv sets to create a bass station!
[chuckles] Blkmarkt does it again.
Well done, bruddah. This may come in handy.
[over PA] Hey, everybody!
Thank you so much for coming to Ibiza for my party.
Tonight, we turn this creepy abandoned place back into rave island!
[Rave music playing]
[Reverberating] ♪ Major Lazer ♪
[Faint singing]
Penny: Oh my god, that set was so sick.
Thank you so much, Major Lazer... Um, hello?
Major Lazer?
Uh, Major, what's wrong?
I don't think we're dancing by ourselves.
What the...
Good night. Sweet dreams.
[Groans]
[Rave b*at thumping]
What's going on?
Them having a silent rave.
What?
The man with the laser arm is right.
But who are you?
I am L.E.D.
And we are rave rats. We are the children of the foam.
Our ancestors survived the great foam party disaster of 2015.
Over hundreds of years, we've mutated in order to survive on the island.
We live underground and we party in silence.
Why would anyone party in silence?
To avoid the law.
[Siren blaring] And there he is.
Oh, no! The law has found us!
Come out with your hands up!
It's the law. We can do it the easy way or we can do it the law's way.
Shh. Everybody be quiet and maybe he will go away.
All right, we'll do it my way then.
[Coughing, choking] I can't breathe.
Rave rats! To the beach!
[Rave music playing]
[All crying out]
Hey everybody, you need to go back to your boats.
The law is here. We have to get off the island.
Boom, b*tches! You're all under arrest!
I-I-I'm the law!
[Cackles menacingly]
Major Lazer, we're trapped. We can't get off the island.
Oh! What are we gonna do?
I've got an idea. Rave rats, unite!
Form of rave raft!
Blkmarkt: Holy sh*t!
Penny: What are they doing?
Major: Saving our lives.
Go!
[Ravers scream]
You guys go.
I'll meet you on the boat.
Are you sure?
Yeah, woman. I've got to settle an old score.
[music]
The law.
Major Lazer, I've been trying to bust these rave rats for 100 years and your big-ass party led me right to them, you dumb [bleep]!
I'm gonna deal with the rave rats and your friends in a second, but first I'm gonna cite you for multiple violations of being a p*ssy.
[Cackles]
Here's your ticket.
[Music playing]
[Chants]
But I can't see Major Lazer. Penny, what's happening?
Both: No!
Major Lazer.
Look, Blkmarkt!
Major Lazer turned the bass station back into a jet-pack.
What happened?
I fought the law and I won.
We love you, Major Lazer.
Blkmarkt: Look, it's the DJ God.
Penny: He was protecting us all along.
We had a good run, but this party is over.
Rave in peace, DJ God. Respect.
[Boat horn blows]
[Instrumental music playing]
01x02 - Escape From Rave Island
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Set in the future, "Major Lazer" is a Jamaican superhero with a laser g*n for a right hand who fights against the dystopian forces led by Jamaica's leader President Whitewall and his servant General Rubbish. "Major Lazer" is assisted in his fight by President Whitewall's daughter Penny Whitewall and hacker Blkmrkt.