01x94 - Gag Reel

[bunniefuu]

Early this morning he was out walking in Bronx Park and was sh*t in the head by a high-powered r*fle.

I'm all right, I'm all right.

Checkin'.

Oh!

[LAUGHTER]

[BLEEP]

Your place has been compromised. You don't...

Leave it in the place that's been compromised.

I messed up.

Careful.

[LAUGHTER]

Man: And action.

[HEAD BANGS ON CAR]

Oh, God! Are you all right?

You're gonna double your dose?

No, of course not, but you never know, I might...

This is Queens, and this... is Edelweiss, whose official name of record is the German Hospitality League, supposedly some cross-cultural... whose official name of record is the German Hospi...

[BLEEP]

[INAUDIBLE]

...some cross-cultural goodwill club.

Whose... Oh, God.

And the recipient of record for payouts from the magical mystery fund.

[BLEEP] Sorry.

[LAUGHTER]

And recipient of record of payouts from the...

Hey, do you see that? The alarm's...

[BLEEP] Sorry.

I mean, everyone "espects..." Expects.

I get no "espect."

Susan Epstein's own daughter left her on the side of the road.

[BLEEP]

Man: What?

It was a terrible daughter.

Oh, I'm not gonna break in.

[LAUGHTER]

I'm not gonna... Stop it.

I'm so sorry.

I'm not gonna...

Got it. Sorry.

I'm not gonna break in.

This doesn't look like mine, so why the...

I almost cussed.

Damn. Damn. Sorry.

I just wanna show you that I'm serious. This is Perry Mason.

[LAUGHTER]

Just to show you I'm serious, Naz.

This is Perry Maj... This is Perry...

Just to show you I'm serious. God.

I found Perry Mason.

Man: Finally tell Mr Sands...

Hey, Sands, you know what, man?

Cram it!

Brian's voice: And he'd say, "I will, Brian. I will cram it."

Tag me in.

What?

You're blocking the camera.

Am I?

[LAUGHS]

We would like you to admit that a man named Sanjay Dayal...

[LAUGHS]

We would like you to admit that a man named Sanjay Day...

We would like you to admit that a man named Sanjay Dayal...

I can't [BLEEP] do it. Just stop. I'm sorry.

I've broken the whole rhythm of everything.

[LAUGHTER]

Grover.

[YELLS]

Stupid.

[BLEEP]

Hey, Grover.

[YELLS]

You said you have a hookup for NZT?

Hey, Grover.

Yeah.

You said you have a hookup for NZT?

I can't. I can't do it. I need calm for one second.

[INDISTINCT]

Woman: We don't wanna hear the high heels.

Whoa.

Was that a good one?

[CLEARS THROAT]

I try to talk as low as I can.

No, I'm just kidding. It's getting warmer.

[MUTTERS]

Man: Hill, scooch over a little closer behind the shoulder of...

[MAN SPEAKS GERMAN]

[SPEAKS GERMAN]

You...

Ah!

[LAUGHTER]

I got a call from Jarrod Sands' office this morning. You remember him?

He heads up Senator Morra's personal security.

Woman over radio: Hey, Frank.

Frank?

Woman: Where would the four walkies need to be picked up at?

Frank: Maybe where the truck drivers are, in the cabs of the trucks?

Maybe they're in the Denali.

[LAUGHS]

You know, I meant... There's a helicopter coming up, Brian.

That scared the [BLEEP] out of me.

I gotta go in a second.

But I wanna tell you a couple of things.

Yeah?

He took everything from my life that mattered.

He'll do the same to you, I swear.

[BABY GURGLES]

There's only one way out.

What's that?

[GURGLING CONTINUES]

You're going to help me k*ll Eddie Morra.

[LAUGHTER]

The baby?

The baby.

W...

[PHONE RINGS]

Oh, [BLEEP] hell.

So how can we prove it?

OK, how do you prove it?

How do you prove it, baby?

[LAUGHTER]

Can we do this again?

Do you think Dixon uncovered that Vox was being blackmailed?

And when Vox...

[BLEEP]

Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.

I can't...

I know.

I'd say pit bulls?

Man: Dobermans.

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, do you see that? The alarm's disabled.

It's not accurate. It's not appreciated.

I would have expected you to know better.

Amazing.

[LAUGHTER]

And once they've inflated the bubble, the legion shorts those stocks...

[SNEEZES]

Both: Bless you.

Thank you.

That's not your line, Mike.

[LAUGHTER]

Anything to be in the show.