04x04 - All About Eve

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

[helicopter blades whirring]

[siren wailing]

[DAN] Hey, Chlo. [CHLOE] Hey.

No Lucifer tonight?

No. Actually, he and I aren't working together anymore.

What? For real? Yep.

What happened?

You know, I don't really want to talk about it.

Okay. You're okay, though, right?

Totally. Totally fine, you know?

I was fine before Lucifer, I'll be fine after.

It's really for the best.

All right. No arguments from me.

[CHLOE] What do we have here?

Pablo Silva. Hotshot jewelry designer from Beverly Hills. Just got back from the Middle East.

[ELLA] Cause of death pretty obvi.

Manual strangulation. Not a fun way to go.

Unless that's your thing.

Ella found a couple of pistachio shells near the body.

Which is so weird, because there's no pistachios anywhere on the plane.

Yeah, but the cabin's filled with other great stuff: shrooms, weed, coke...

Might want to keep Lucifer away from the evidence

[whispers] if we don't want any to go missing.

Wait a second. Where is Lucifer?

He was decapitated?

No. [sighs]

He's not gonna be working with us anymore.

What?

Let's just focus on the case, okay?

Who found the body?

Uh, over there.

Toby Golden?

You co-own Golden-Silva Jewelers with Pablo?

Yeah, we-we built it together. Ground up.

Pablo handles creative. I handle business.

You haven't found the necklace yet, have you?

Not yet. What necklace?

Pablo was, uh, transporting our latest piece, "The Desert Mirage." It's a-a $3 million original he finished in Dubai.

Why Dubai?

It's where we get our best deals, buying gold and diamonds.

And you were here to pick him up?

No. My, uh, assistant and I were prepping for an investors' meeting, and I didn't hear his voice mail until after we were finished.

I come racing down here and... you know, I find him like this.

Can we hear that voice mail?

[PABLO] Hey, Toby, it's Pablo. I messed up, man.

I'm in some serious debt with these dangerous dudes, and I kind of promised to give them the Mirage.

They're on their way over for it, - but it's gone. [man speaking Arabic]

Someone must've...

Oh, no, they're already here.

Arabic. [Pablo shouting]

Do you know who Pablo was referring to there?

No, I-I didn't even know he was in any kind of trouble until this.

Well, do you know anyone who speaks Arabic?

[sighs] A lot of our business associates.

Really? Great.

Okay, we'll need a list of those people.

Maybe Pablo's dangerous dudes k*lled him because he didn't get their payment.

Wait, pistachios. There's a thug that I heard of, eats those things obsessively.

Dude definitely qualifies as dangerous.

And guess what his first language is.

Please say Arabic.

Yep. Guy named Turkish Pete.

But Arabic isn't Turkish.

And Turkish Pete isn't Turkish.

He's a right-hand man for an Arab criminal concierge by the name of Bashir Al-Fasaad. Could be them.

I'll take a look, make some phone calls.

Great. All right.

You. Lucifer. Spill.

Oh. Everything's fine. Nuh-uh.

You don't get to do that.

Okay, when my sister sense is tingling... Come on.

Lucifer and I had a bad fight. [clears throat]

It's okay. Hey, fights are totally normal.

No. Not this one.

He and I have some pretty serious issues that I don't think can be resolved.

How is, uh, Lucifer handling it?

Well, I don't really know, but it's Lucifer, [chuckles] so I'm sure he is just fine.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sure.

["What You Did to Me" by Stella and the Storm playing]

♪ Heaven help me for the way I am ♪ Excuse me.

♪ And the things I want to do ♪

♪ You're no good, no good for me ♪

♪ And I'm no good for you ♪

♪ I made amends with my fall from grace... ♪ Mr. Morningstar... we're-we're gonna need those.

Not as much as I do.

Business is booming tonight. You sure you don't want to stay?

Why on earth would I want to do that?

["Silvia (Robotberget Remix)" by Miike Snow playing]

♪ Circle round the room still ♪

♪ Have fun breaking my will ♪

♪ Reach the city steps tonight ♪

♪ Following the power lines ♪

♪ Met a man barside ♪

♪ Silvia... ♪

[cheering]

Eve?

Heya, Luce.

Long time, no see.

You look great.

Yeah?

Same as you did back then. [sighs]

Thank you.

So do you. Better, even.

Oh.

Though, I must say, this is quite the surprise.

You... here.

Back here...

[laughs] ...on Earth.

How? Found a way out of Heaven.

I didn't think that was possible. For humans.

What can I say? I've always been a bit of a rule breaker.

But you know that.

I do.

So I flew the coop.

Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a dusty old tomb.

So I caught a plane, came straight to L.A.

Right.

And... Adam? Where's that barrel of laughs?

Still up there.

Where everyone is always so... happy.

But not you. Mm.

I always felt like something was... missing. [sighs]

People always forget I didn't choose Adam.

I was created for him.

[sighs] Turns out, an arranged existence kind of takes the spark out of things.

[sighs] We-we got along just fine.

But... I don't think he ever really loved me.

The real me, you know.

It hurts not being accepted for who you are.

Hmm. I... I would imagine.

You know, I-I've been in Heaven longer than any other human.

And let me tell you, Paradise can get a little... [sighs] predictable.

Preaching to the choir.

So... I started meeting every new soul that was coming through those Pearly Gates, just taking in all their incredible stories, you know?

About everything that was going on down here.

And then... [sighs] then I realized something huge, Luce.

What I truly desire most can only be found down here.

And what is it you truly desire?

[laughs] Excitement!

You know? Thrills.

Just some good old-fashioned fun.

I'm due a lifetime or two of it.

So, you're telling me you came all this way... just to party?

And, you know... see my ex?

[exhales]

I mean, you are, after all, the only person I know down here.

So do you have anywhere to stay?

Mm... I, uh... haven't even thought about that yet.

Well, I can help you out.

Really?

Oh, my God.

That would be so sweet of you.

Uh, I-I wouldn't want to impose.

I know Pierre at the Waldorf.

He owes me a favor, so we'll get you a suite.

A hotel.

Great.

[Eve sighs]

Sorry I'm not up for more tonight.

Yeah. Where'd my fun Luce go?

I'm still fun.

Just, uh, caught me at a bad time is all.

I get it.

Can't expect the Devil to suddenly make his life all about Eve.

This must be you.

[sighs] Thank you.

For everything.

Anything for... an old friend.

Right. Get her home safe. We're...

Hold on. You're not Raphael with five stars.

The necklace! Now!

I am canceling this ride.

Tell me where the necklace is or I'll sh**t your friend in the face!

There's no need to be so rude.

[g*nsh*t] [Eve screams] Oh! Lucifer!

Oh, my God! Lucifer!

Oh! Help! Oh, my God! Help!

[gasps]

Oh, my... I...

You're okay?

Well, I might need another drink and a bottle of ibuprofen, but yes, I'll survive.

[gasping] Oh, my God.

But I would love an explanation from you... Eve.

♪♪

So.

Who the hell was that? Hmm?

It's not every day I get sh*t in the face over some necklace.

I have no idea who that scary driver was.

The only necklace I can think of is Pablo's.

And Pablo is...

The guy who gave me a ride here on his jet.

On the way over, he kept showing off this really expensive necklace he made.

Said it was for some Arab guy with a weird name.

Byron? Buster?

Doesn't sound very Arab.

Basher?

Not Bashir Al-Fasaad?

Yes, that's it. You know him?

Yes. He calls himself the "Concierge of Crime."

If Bashir thinks you've taken something from him, then he'll stop at nothing to get it back.

But I don't have his necklace.

Well, then, I suppose we should pay Bashir a visit.

Sort this whole mess out. Yes?

[DR. CRAIN] And how have we been feeling?

Great, actually.

Tons of energy.

Sleeping well. Uh, not to mention I have a truly supernatural support team.

[clicks tongue]

Okay, ready to see your baby?

[gasps] Maze!

Maze, Maze, Maze.

It's just ultrasound gel.

[sniffs]

Continue.

Gah...

[whispers indistinctly]

It's okay.

[heartbeat] [DR. CRAIN] Okay.

Okay, do you see that little protrusion right there?

You're having a boy.

A boy?

[chuckles] Oh. Better luck next time.

Do you see a second protrusion anywhere?

Maybe even a third?

Uh, typically, there's only one penis. Mm.

Nah, I was looking for the wings.

The wings?

[laughing] You know what?

I guess, at some point, we all like to think of our babies as little angels, right?

[laughing] Oh, yes.

[laughing] Yes.

Wait. Wings?

See? Isn't this nice?

Just a couple of sensible, law-abiding detectives on a case?

[chuckling] No hidden flasks, no random drug use, no crazy shenanigans.

You don't have to convince me that life is better without Lucifer.

[BASHIR] Detectives.

Welcome.

Can I get you a mojito?

Pete, get the detectives a mojito.

[CHLOE] No, no, no.

We're not here to drink, Mr. Al-Fasaad.

We're here about Pablo Silva.

Hmm. I'm afraid you're out of luck.

We don't know any Pablos.

So you didn't go to Mr. Silva's hangar and strangle him to death?

[DRIVER] Pablo's dead?

He was alive when we left him.

[CHLOE] Oh.

And when was that?

Um... a long time ago?

So, you see, it appears we cannot help you.

So very sorry.

Well, if you can't help us, then maybe, um...

Turkish Pete here can.

Maybe a DNA test on these shells will place you at the scene of the crime.

Dan. Dan. Hmm?

I wanted you here because you're not like Lucifer.

Okay? So can you please relax?

Did you say Lucifer?

Lucifer Morningstar?

Uh-huh.

I love that guy. [Chloe chuckles]

Are you that partner of his he's always gushing about?

Uh, yeah.

[chuckles] Fabulous.

So... where is he?

[grunts]

[CHLOE] Um, he's home.

Sick.

Um, as I recall, don't you owe him a favor?

He told you about that, did he?

Yeah, he did.

And you're in luck, because he said I could collect on your debt in his absence.

You know, square you away for good.

Well, as Lucifer would say, what is it you desire?

The truth.

All right, then.

Yes, I know Pablo.

I, uh, shall we say, connect him with the things that he desires.

Exotic women, exotic dr*gs, et cetera, et cetera.

He racked up quite a tab.

But we worked out a deal: debt forgiven in exchange for a one-of-a-kind piece of jewelry.

The Desert Mirage. Bingo.

But Pablo managed to lose it before we had a chance to get it back.

So you k*lled him.

[laughing] This guy.

Why would I k*ll a man who owes me millions?

No, no, no.

We roughed him up a bit.

Told him he better find it before we did.

Then we left him in the hangar... very much alive.

Mm-hmm. Do you have an alibi for all that? [PETE] We made a long stop at the grocery store on the way home.

Refilled my pistachios.

I'm sure the store's security cameras can verify that.

Oh, there's something else I want to show you.

To prove my claim on the necklace.

Pablo sent this on the way over.

Bashir!

Hey, bud. Be there in no time.

Your necklace is in safe hands.

Hers. [laughs]

[DAN] Who are these women?

[whooping] Don't know.

You find them, you'll probably find my necklace.

And Pablo's k*ller. [chuckles]

Feels good to finally repay Lucifer.

Good thing you two are partners, huh?

[EVE] This is so exciting!

[sighs] Oh, wow.

You against a dangerous crime lord.

What are you gonna do to him?

Ooh, are you gonna toss him in the pool?

No, you're gonna break his arm or... you gonna bash him in the balls?

Oh, I've always wanted to try that.

No one will be bashing anyone in the balls.

A simple conversation will suffice.

[DAN] You know, I never thought

[Eve yelps] that I'd say this, but Lucifer actually...

[panting] What are we doing?

Not that I'm complaining. [shushing]

[Dan continues talking indistinctly]

[Eve, whispering] Who are those two?

Mm. Total gamble.

The police.

And I would prefer to avoid her... uh, them at any cost.

[vehicle doors close, engine starts]

[vehicle departs]

[BASHIR] Lucifer.

So good to see you.

You just missed the lovely detective.

Uh, said you were home sick.

Yes, well, I'm up and about now.

What, may I ask, was she here for?

Inquiring about the m*rder of a client of mine.

R.I.P., Pablo Silva.

Can I get you a mojito?

You didn't mention this man was m*rder*d.

Did you have anything to do with his death?

Of course not.

This is the first I'm hearing of this.

Poor Pablo.

Uncle, I added more mint this time.

What the...?

I sh*t you in the face.

Yes, and I gave you a terrible rating.

George, what have I told you?

No more sh**ting without my permission.

But I was trying to get your necklace back.

And this lady was...

Wait a second.

You're that woman from the plane.

That's why we're here, Bashir.

Yes. I don't have your necklace.

So how about you leave her be, and we'll consider your debt to me paid.

Little too late, my friend.

Your partner collected your favor in exchange for some info.

Clever, Detective.

Fine.

Partner? [LUCIFER] Why don't we just come to a new arrangement?

Uh, how about I just pay you for the necklace?

Sorry, but no, I don't want money.

I want The Desert Mirage.

It was supposed to be a gift for my wife, Mira. Aw.

She will accept no substitutes.

Things we do for our women, am I right?

[giggles] What, her?

No, no, no, we're not together together.

But we used to be.

Maybe you've read about it in a little book called the Bible?

Read about what?

You know, the garden, the snake, the apple.

The metaphors were a bit off.

That's true. The forbidden fruit was less of an apple and more like a banana.

Very large banana.

It's true. [chuckles]

You never forget your first.

I have no idea what you two are talking about.

Right. Yeah, of course.

Uh... oh.

Um, look, why don't we just strike a new deal?

You and your g*ons, uh, agree to leave this young lady alone, unharmed, whilst I attempt to retrieve your necklace.

Deal.

Less work for me, anyway.

Excellent.

Once it's back in your hands, uh, we'll call it even, and everyone can go their separate ways.

[chuckles]

Can you believe it?

A son.

There's so many things I can't wait to teach him.

I mean, how to fight, obviously.

How to fly.

[laughs]

Our very own mini-Amenadiel.

No, no, no, w-w-wait.

A-mini-diel.

Baby Warrior Angel. [laughs]

[rhythmic whooshing]

[muffled] Linda?

Nope. Nope, can't do it.

Do what?

No, my house is not prepared for a flying baby.

Other parents put up baby gates and cover up power outlets.

What are we supposed to do, baby-proof the ceiling?

You know, that's a really good idea.

Amenadiel, how are we supposed to do this?

How are we supposed to keep an angel baby safe? Oh, I don't know.

I've never actually seen one before. No one has.

You're joking.

You see, angels, we didn't grow up.

Uh, we just appeared, fully formed.

That's how Mom and Dad created us.

So what you're telling me is that what's happening to me, what's growing inside my body, is a first?

In all of human history?

All of angel history, too.

Isn't this exciting?

No! No, it's not exciting, Amenadiel.

It's terrifying.

Linda, it's gonna be okay.

I'll come over any time that you need help.

I appreciate that, Amenadiel, but how can you say that everything's going to be fine when none of us know what to expect?

So, do you have any idea where it could be?

You seem extremely motivated to find this necklace.

Does this have anything to do with your, um, partner?

No.

And former partner, just to be clear.

You know, you... you really don't have to do this for me.

Nonsense. I'd never hang you out to dry.

Not with dangerous men like Bashir after you.

So, uh, necklace.

Was there anyone else on Pablo's jet?

Anyone who could have stolen it?

There was, actually.

A real party girl named Odessa something.

What do you know about her?

Not much.

She seemed to really enjoy giggling and, uh, flirting and... [sighs] come to think of it, trying on expensive jewelry.

She said she has this friend named Dalton.

She kept mentioning spending time at his place.

Dalton's Place?

That's not her friend; that's a bar.

It's a good place to start.

Come on.

Hey, so facial recognition kicked back zilch on the one with the white dress, but the woman modeling the necklace... tons of hits. [CHLOE] Tons?

Yeah. Necklace woman is a con artist.

Usually goes by Odessa something or other.

Her real name's Sandy Bumford.

[laughing] No wonder she changes it.

Looks like her M.O. is targeting guys in bars, going back to their place, and then cleaning them out before they can offer her breakfast.

Here is a list of Odessa's known hunting grounds in L.A.

A bunch of high-end spots, some dives, a few airport bars.

This lady really gets around.

How the hell are we gonna find her?

We're gonna have to canvass each and every one on these places one by one.

[country music playing]

Nice horseshoe ring on that sexy finger of yours.

Real gold?

[MAN] You want to bite it to see?

[Odessa chuckling] I trust you.

♪ We were hanging out at a bar just south of Denver ♪ Want to get us some drinks?

♪ When the jukebox played a song I didn't know... ♪ Looking to add to your collection?

Howdy, stranger.

Howdy.

Oh, hey, it's you.

What are you doing here?

We are here for the necklace.

So hand it over, and we'll let you get back to conning this poor schmuck. Necklace? What necklace?

The one you're hiding.

In there.

♪ When I heard that song come on the radio... ♪ I see. You've paid off security to help assist you with your little scam. Quite the entrepreneur.

Please tell me we're about to have my first bar fight.

I can get things started with a ball bashing.

Again, not necessary.

[stun g*n crackling]

Well, maybe it is.

♪ Redneck rock 'n' roll ♪

Hey.

["Lightning Bolt" by Jake Bugg playing]

Let go! Ow!

[grunts]

[yells]

♪ Morning, it's another pure grey morning ♪

♪ Don't know what the day is holding ♪ Milady.

♪ When I get uptight and I walk right into ♪

♪ The path of a lightning bolt ♪

[whirring, crackling]

[men groaning]

♪ Sirens of an ambulance comes howling ♪

♪ Right through the center of town and ♪

♪ No one blinks an eye and I look up to the sky ♪

♪ For the path of a lightning bolt ♪

[grunting and groaning]

[gasps] - ♪ Met her ♪

♪ As the angels parted for her ♪

♪ But she only brought me t*rture ♪

♪ But that's what happens when it's you ♪

♪ Who's standing in the path of a lightning bolt ♪

[yells]

♪ Everyone I see just wants to walk with gritted teeth ♪

♪ But I just stand by and I wait my time ♪

♪ They say you gotta toe the line ♪

♪ They want the water, not the wine ♪

♪ But when I see the signs ♪

♪ I jump on that lightning bolt ♪

[grunting and groaning continue]

♪ Chances, people tell you not to take chances ♪

♪ When they tell you that there aren't any answers ♪

♪ And I was starting to agree ♪

♪ But I awoke suddenly in the path of a lightning bolt ♪

[yells]

♪ Fortune, people talking all about fortune... ♪

[CHLOE] Lucifer! [yells]

[gasps]

[panting]

Hello, Detective.

Didn't know you were here.

I got a call about a bar fight that happens to be connected to my latest case.

You want to tell me why you're here?

[grunts]

[drops pool stick]

Not particularly.

I doubt you'd be able to accept it.

Lucifer...

Hey, Chloe. Guess who I found?

[sighs] Great.

[siren wailing nearby] Lucifer.

You okay?

I will be.

No, I...

I mean... I saw what happened back there with the detective.

[sighs] You weren't just work partners, were you?

It doesn't matter. It's over.

Well... how come that pool stick hurt you, but the b*llet to the head didn't?

I... [sighs]

Look, I will explain later, but for now, we just need to get out of here.

Come up with a new plan to find that bloody necklace.

[CHLOE] Lucifer Morningstar.

How do you know him, and how is he involved in Pablo's m*rder?

The sexy British guy in the suit?

Never seen him before in my life.

Let's just, uh, talk about how you're involved with Pablo's m*rder, okay?

I had nothing to do with that.

I'm a grifter, not a m*rder*r.

I worked my way onto Pablo's jet to steal the necklace.

When I left, Pablo was alive.

Where's the necklace now?

I gave it to the person who hired me to steal it... an independent broker.

Who? No idea. But... if you agree to give me immunity for liberating that necklace, I can tell you where to find them.

It's fine with me.

All right, then. Downtown, tomorrow night, there's a black market jewelry auction exclusively for the rich and shady.

That's where they're planning on reselling the necklace. Now that it's Pablo's last work, I bet the necklace will go for twice as much.

The broker realized he could double his payday if he k*lled Pablo.

Money, it's always a solid motive for m*rder.

Right. Find the broker, find the k*ller.

[keys jangling]

Maze. Hi. Hey.

Have we been avoiding each other?

Yeah. Guess we have been.

I've just been trying to give you, you know, space, as Linda suggested.

Trying to be understanding of the fact that you're a backstabbing liar who's been secretly plotting against Lucifer and keeping me away from Trixie.

You know what? You're right.

But, Maze, for a second, can you at least try to understand what I've been going through?

To be the only human that knows?

Who knows what?

That Heaven and Hell truly exist.

Hmm. I get it.

You're weak. You can't handle this.

Maybe I should just move out.

By the way, you're not the only human who knows.

Linda handled it much better than you.

[CHLOE] You've known this whole time?

Well, not the whole time, but for quite a while, yes.

Well, I just wish I would have known that you knew.

I don't know how to deal with this, Linda.

When-when I found out what Lucifer was... who he truly was...

I ran away for a month.

An understandable reaction in this situation.

Have you seen his... face when it...

It was... it was quite alarming.

Yeah. Yeah.

And Maze... how is it being friends with her, knowing what she is?

Well, it... it wasn't easy.

None of it is.

The Devil. Demon.

Dating an angel. Mm-hmm.

Having his baby.

[scoffs] Right. Wait, what?

You're pregnant? Yeah.

With an angel baby. [laughs]

Ha!

Truth be told, I'm freaking out, Chloe.

I mean, it's all just... it's all just hitting me all at once, you know?

Just how dangerous, how dangerous my friends are!

And how... how dangerous this baby inside me might be. I mean, there's a good chance it could come out with wings.

Wings!

Is that even safe for a human to deliver?

I mean, so, should I have a C-section?

Will insurance cover any of this?

I mean, who knows?! Who knows, Chlo?! [laughs]

Okay. Linda. Linda.

If anyone can handle this, it's you.

You're different than me. You're stronger.

You could've run, but you didn't.

You know, why didn't you?

I don't know. I don't... I-I don't know.

I guess, I guess... with all the bad...

...comes a lot of good.

I got a best friend out of this, and the most fascinating patient in the world.

And this baby.

Who saw that coming?

I guess as freaked out as I am, I'm really looking forward to being a mom.

And meeting my son.

Wings and all.

So how about Lucifer? No, it's-it's...

It's complicated.

I mean, I guess what it really all comes down to is one simple question:

Do you want him in your life or not?

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ Hello.

I think that I might be able to help you with your case.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh... ♪ So, you're the other woman from Pablo's private jet.

That's me.

We had a hard time I.D.'ing you.

Oh, I'm not from around here.

So, let's start with, uh, do you know who k*lled Pablo?

You know, I heard someone mention the name Bashir Al-Fasaad.

Does that help?

Not-not so much.

♪♪

Do you know of anyone who would want to hurt Pablo?

No. I-I really only just met him at the airport bar, right before he invited me and that other girl onto his jet. Sorry.

Okay.

You know, you seem really smart and very kind.

I can see how someone would be drawn to you.

Thank you.

You also seem a little sad.

Excuse me?

Don't worry. [chuckles]

[whispers] There's someone out there for everyone.

What? Okay, yeah.

[laughing] I think, uh, I think we're done here.

I just had the weirdest interview.

Nope. Nothing. I didn't do anything.

I'm sorry, what?

[chuckles] Never mind.

Well, why do you have two mugs?

Oh. You know me.

Gotta java.

This smells like whiskey.

What? Chloe, that is not my...

I would never ever drink on the job.

I know.

That's Lucifer's, isn't it?

I'm so sorry, Chloe.

He... he brought me a caramel triple frap, with extra whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.

Ella, it's fine, as long as you didn't tell him about our plans for the auction tonight.

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ♪

["World On Fire" by Klergy playing]

♪ I got a dream, got a fire that you can't see ♪

♪ Keeps me going through the peaks... ♪

[AUCTIONEER] Starting bid, $300,000.

We need to grab the necklace and disappear before the detective arrives.

♪ Gonna run, gonna burn... ♪

[AUCTIONEER] Four-five? Can I get 500?

There it is.

[applause] [LUCIFER] Right.

You distract the guard, I'll smash the glass, then we'll make a break for it.

Sounds risky.

I like it.

Ah, bugger.

Well, there goes our plan.

♪ I'm just getting started... ♪ I think he's taking the necklace backstage, you know, to put on one of the models?

I think you might be right.

Wait here.

I got this.

♪ I'm never backing down ♪

♪ I'll turn it around... ♪ Hello there.

I'm Lucifer. Lucifer Morning... Yes.

Yes to what?

Anything.

Still got it.

♪ 'Cause I'm just getting started... ♪ Ooh. How did it go?

[gasps] You got it. You're incredible.

Please. I'm the Devil.

Yes, you are.

Ah. Well done, partner.

Mm-hmm. Cheers.

♪ I'm just getting started ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh... ♪ Let's get out of here.

Detective? [chuckles]

Afraid you're a bit late. You've missed all the fun.

I am not here for fun, I am here to solve a m*rder.

Hello again, Detective.

Please don't call me that.

Care to explain how you two know each other?

Yes. She's my date, and we're leaving.

I need that necklace to flush out Pablo's k*ller.

And what makes you think I care?

[scoffs]

Well, despite our... issues, I think you still do.

So, if you have it, I could really use your help.

If we help you, you'll let us leave with the necklace?

You know I can't promise that.

Oh, can't you?

Come on, Luce.

Where else do we have to be?

It'll be fun.

[sighs] Bloody hell.

[AUCTIONEER] Ladies and gentlemen, ["Say My Name" by KNGDAVD playing] item number 45005, Pablo Silva's Desert Mirage.

Starting bid, $1 million. [guests oohing]

♪ Please ♪

♪ Oh, please ♪

♪ I don't know what you're saying... ♪

[AUCTIONEER] $1 million.

Can I get one-five?

One-five. How about two?

♪ I can't help... ♪ Two-five.

♪ Any second I could lose it... ♪ Three.

♪ Oh, my God, I swear... ♪ Three-five?

♪ Living for your motion ♪

♪ Leave me stranded there... ♪ Four?

♪ Swimming in your oceans... ♪

[mouthing] Go!

For crying out loud.

$10 million!

[guests gasping]

[AUCTIONEER] Going once, going twice.

Sold, for $10 million to the dapper gentleman in the back.

[chuckles] Stop it.

[applause]

[LUCIFER] Uh, champagne.

Can't celebrate without my bubbles.

Sir, the winning bidder's here.

[laughs]

Turkish Pete? [LUCIFER] Why have I been going to all this trouble trying to find your boss's necklace when you've had it all along?

I love working for Mr. Al-Fasaad, but The Desert Mirage is worth millions, and he's just gonna give it to his wife.

So you hired Odessa to steal it from Pablo while you and Bashir went to b*at him up?

I knew I could sell it here.

You fool. Not only do you not get the money, but now you're going to jail for Pablo's m*rder.

Actually, he's not. He's not?

No. Pete's alibi checks out. Grocery store security footage shows him there during the time of Pablo's death.

He's not the k*ller. Of course not.

I would never k*ll Pablo. He was our cash cow.

Always in debt, always getting bailed out.

Bailed out by who?

His business partner, Toby.

Toby said he had no idea that Pablo was into any trouble.

Oh, well, imagine that. You've been lied to.

Dan, I got the seller, but he's not the k*ller.

Have the team get ready to take this place down anyhow.

[Dan over radio] Copy that.

You know who the k*ller is though, don't you?

Is it this Toby fellow?

I thought you didn't care.

Oh, I don't. Just checking your logic, since you've probably made a lot of mistakes without me.

Mm, well, contrary to what you think, I don't need your help.

[both chuckle]

[EVE] Lucifer, help!

Eve?

[TOBY] Hand over the necklace.

Drop the w*apon.

[LUCIFER] Toby, let her go. Back off! Back off.

I am walking out of here with this necklace. It belongs to me.

Toby. I know everything, and I understand.

You understand? What do you understand?

That I spent our entire budget on this necklace?

That I'm ruined without it? That I only snuck in here to get what's mine?

No, I understand you.

The reasonable one.

The one always taking care of their partner, cleaning up his messes.

Everybody loves Pablo, "The Fun One."

But if they knew who he really was...

He was a train wreck.

He wasted all our money on hookers and blow.

He doesn't sound like such a bad guy to me.

And after, after that voice mail, I rushed down there, found him beaten up, The Mirage gone.

I just, I got so angry.

Drop the g*n and let her go.

Eve, you know that thing you've always wanted to do?

[shouts]

Turn over. Hands behind your back.

Oh, my... Are you all right?

Yes. Did you see that?

I did. You nailed it.

Daniel, I'd like that necklace, thank you very much.

What? Do you really think we would just hand you stolen evidence?

[scoffs] Turn over.

[grunts]

[scoffs] Detective.

We need that necklace.

[sighs] I'm sorry, Lucifer.

I wish I could help you.

[scoffs]

Come on.

[exhales]

[AMENADIEL] See?

We got this.

[sighs] We do, don't we? Mm-hmm.

[plastic crinkles]

Bring it, angel baby.

[both laugh]

[door opens]

This some weird fetish I don't know about?

Maze, hi. What are you doing here?

Um, well, I decided to end Chloe's misery by moving out, going somewhere where I'm wanted.

Somewhere like here.

[LINDA] Oh.

Wow.

Yeah, you know...

Linda's not really prepared for a houseguest.

This is happening, okay? Deal with it.

Auntie Maze is here to help with the baby, whether you like it or not.

"Auntie Maze."

I love it. We can use all the help we can get.

Good, it's settled.

Now, where do I put my knives?

[bag drops]

So, uh, if I can just get you to sign my final paperwork of the night.

Mm.

[pen scribbling]

Silent treatment.

I get it. I shouldn't have told Lucifer that stuff.

It was really unprofessional and I'm so sorry.

Ella, I'm not mad at you.

I've just, I...

I've just been thinking about things.

Between you and Lucifer?

Yeah.

Yeah. I miss him.

I mean, he pisses me off all the time, and there are so many things about him that... that I find hard to accept, but I just have to believe I can find a way, because...

I'd rather have him in my life than not.

Well, then, I think you know what you need to do.

♪♪

Yes...

I don't believe this.

We were cheated out of that necklace.

Well, on the bright side, now we can break into the precinct and steal it right back.

Doesn't that sound like fun?

Yes, it does, actually. [chuckles]

I had a really nice time with you tonight.

As did I.

Setback aside, I think that we should celebrate.

I'll get some champagne.

[necklace clatters]

What's this?

I can explain that.

How long have you had this?

It dropped out of Toby's pocket when you flipped him, and I just grabbed it.

And you weren't going to tell me?

[chuckles] Of course I was. I-I just... maybe not right away.

Why? 'Cause... you made it very clear that once we found the necklace, that we would go our separate ways, and... I-I didn't want the fun to end.

What else are you hiding from me?

Nothing.

You're lying.

Okay. Everything I told you is true...

Mm-hmm.

...except for maybe one little, teeny, tiny part.

I did come back to Earth for the fun and the excitement, but more specifically, I came back for you, to be with you.

You know, like old times.

That was thousands of years ago.

Yes, but it was also the best time of my life.

Lucifer, I never felt more like myself than when I was with you.

Eve, I'm sorry.

If you've come all this way for me, then you've made a mistake.

Why?

It's because of her, isn't it?

No. I told you, that's over.

No.

I mean your insecurity.

I'm not insecure.

Now who's lying?

I'm not blind.

I know what rejection looks like, what it feels like.

The detective doesn't accept you for who you are, does she?

No. She doesn't.

Well, I'm not her.

You don't know me, Eve.

Who I truly am.

Then show me.

[exhales]

Very well.

You asked for it.

[scoffs] I told you.

[laughs softly]

I think you're amazing.

All of you.

♪ Only in the sun ♪

♪ I dry my eyes ♪

♪ When the dawn is new ♪

♪ Only in the dark ♪

♪ I speak my rhymes ♪

♪ I am here with you ♪

♪ And how does it feel ♪

♪ When the world is closing in? ♪

♪ The only thing that's real ♪

♪ Don't take it away from me ♪