02x11 - The Sight Of You

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- Previously on Dynasty...
- As an added bonus for saving my life,

a third of the shipping loot.
Five million dollars, cash.

- But he explained it to me.
- So he told you

that he kept working for Ada

- even after he got the blackmail back?
- Excuse me?

This is over. The wedding is off.

I told you to never
call me again, Fallon.

I'm pregnant.

- I was looking for...
- Liam?

Oh, we're actually leaving on vacation.

("We've Gotta Get Out of This Place"
playing)

♪ We gotta get out of this place ♪

♪ If it's the last thing we ever do ♪

♪ We gotta get out of this place ♪

♪ 'Cause, girls, there's a
better life for me and you... ♪

You're gonna need a bigger suitcase.

Oh, dear.

Are you still going on your honeymoon?

That's so sad.
Not that I'm judging. Outwardly.

No, Mother,
side-by-side couples massages

with no one by my side

would only make me more depressed,

which is why I'm taking a girls trip.

I love it. And that'll give us a chance

to drill down on what
went wrong with Culhane.

- I can be packed in three hours.
- Oh.

You're sweet and slightly delusional.

I said girls trip,

- not mom's trip. Sorry.
- ALEXIS: I see.

What was I thinking,
trying to ease my daughter's pain?

Did I hear you say something
about a girls trip?

Not on purpose.

But did you hear the part
where I said "no moms"?

An addendum. That means no
soon-to-be stepmoms, either.

Do you even know what snow is?

I hear it's even whiter than you.

Look, I didn't get to be
one of your bridesmaids,

and this could possibly
be the last chance I have

to get away before I catch a cold,

your dad freaks out and
puts me on bed rest.

You know how overprotective he is.

(whimpers)

Okay, fine.

But if I let you come,

will you let me touch your hair?

It's not off the table.

You are making insane progress, Jeff.

If I got sh*t two weeks ago,
I would be on my ass, in bed,

watching shows about jaguars
rolling up on alligators.

(both laugh)

Thanks.

You know, as crazy as it may sound,

this whole experience invigorated me.

And I didn't tell you yet,
but Mom called me back.

- What?
- It's all good, all right?

She was thrilled to hear from me.

So I'm sending my
plane to bring her home

to Atlanta for a long
overdue family reunion.

Have you lost your mind?

How could you do something like
that without talking to me about it?

- She can't wait to see us, Mon.
- Like hell she can't.

She waited nearly 12 years

- without reaching out so much as once.
- Look, I get it.

She left us to pursue her dreams.

Maybe she wasn't a
good mother back then,

but that doesn't mean she
can't be a good person now.

If almost dying taught me anything,

it's that life is way too
short to hold grudges.

I want to know my mother.

And I want you by my side
when her plane lands tomorrow.

Well, what a shame.

I'm leaving town with Fallon.

- Guess you'll have to handle Mom on your own.
- Mon.

Dr. Murphy is the top
ob-gyn on the East Coast.

The wait to get in is six months,

but I got him to squeeze
us in tomorrow because...

Well, my child waits for no one.

Well, he can squeeze us in
when I get back.

I don't think you
should be taking a trip

when you have an
appointment tomorrow morning

that cost me an arm and a leg

and a golf membership at Augusta to get.

My next year is gonna be filled
with doctors appointments.

We can wait a few days
for the first one.

Fine.

Enjoy your trip with Fallon.

It'll give me some time to meet
with this budding soccer player

that I've had my eye on.

- He's gonna help us knock it out of the park.
- (chuckles)

No. Please don't make a baseball
reference to a soccer player.

We'll work on that later. Bye.

(exhales)

FEMALE VOICE: System disarmed.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

The break-in's my fault, Ma.

I should've had this security
system put in a while ago.

But I can promise you

nothing like this will
ever happen again.

Well, we're all fine,

and everything the sons of
b*tches took can be replaced.

What about that black leather
bag you were looking for...

did you find it?

What was in it?

Uh, just some cash for a rainy day.

And how long are you
gonna be staying here?

It's already been a week,

and I do not love sharing a bathroom

- with you again.
- I don't know.

But I'm happy to be making
up for so much time away.

Mm-mmm.

- (sighs)
- You haven't said one word

about being dumped by Fallon.

You okay?

It is for the best.

(knock on door)

Anders told me you were robbed.

I'm so sorry.

MONICA:
I know this isn't what you planned

to be doing this week or who you planned

to be spending it with,
but we are still gonna have fun.

This is already fun for me.

How are you doing

- with the Culhane of it all?
- Great.

But this is a girls trip,

so I don't want to talk
about him or any other boys.

Works for me.

I don't want to talk about my family.

And I don't want to talk
about being pregnant.

Did someone say girls trip?

Did someone say psycho stowaway?

What the hell are you doing here?

- In a bikini.
- KIRBY: Oh, simple.

I was in the kitchen when Fallon
asked someone to pack for her.

I didn't have anywhere else to be,
and I figured if I asked, you'd say no.

- You are correct.
- So,

where are we going...
Tahiti, the Maldives?

Somewhere slightly less warm.

- You're just gonna let this happen?
- We're too high up now

to throw her out in a parachute,

and I'm not going back to Atlanta.

Sweet.

- I know why you're here.
- Look,

whatever happened
between you and Fallon...

that's none of my business.

But launching my soccer team

into a mega franchise...
that is my business.

And that's where you can help me.

I know less about soccer than you do,
if that's possible.

But you do know about Sterling Wells.

Sterling Wells is the best soccer
player to ever come out of Atlanta,

went to my high school
ten years after me,

grew up on the other side of the park.
So what?

And now he plays in Belgium,
but I want to bring him back here

to be the face of my team.

And what can I do?

I want you to come with me.
You two speak the same language.

(scoffs) Is that
the "black" language, Blake?

No.

Look, if I was trying to hire him to
strike oil for me, I'd talk to him.

You're an athlete. Sports is your thing.

Now, there may be a job
for you with the team

if you help me lure him back.

Well...

I was gonna say I needed
some time to think about it,

but I don't.

Excellent.

Hard pass.

- What?
- You see, where I'm at in my life,

I need to distance myself
from the Carringtons.

Actually, I see exactly
where you are, Michael.

And I think you need the money.

You know I'm right.

Who leaves cold weather to
go to even colder weather?

Who stows away on an airplane
with nothing but bathing suits?

Who wants to get a massage?

Who wants a drink?

Who wants to buy pants?

You may have noticed I don't
have many girlfriends in Atlanta.

You mean, "any"?

Which is why I wanted to come.

- I mean, is that such a crime?
- Okay, here's an idea:

how about we leave our problems at home.

Girls trips are about
having fun with the girls.

Exactly.

KIRBY: One more thing?

That guy looks a lot like Liam.

And who's that girl he's with?

Girls trip?

Well, it is a girls trip.

In which the best girl wins.

♪ ♪

Liam's clearly here with another woman.

Now, I don't want to be
your mother, but...

Then don't be my mother, okay?

I mean, Alexis isn't here for a reason.

You duped us. So not cool.

And neither is competing
with another girl over a boy.

You know that.

Liam and I have a connection.
You've seen us.

But when you meet a stranger
outside city hall on a park bench

and convince him to fake marry you
to sabotage your actual fiancé,

I mean,
the relationship's bound to go bust.

(sighs) I put Liam through
the wringer, okay?

And I regret that,
but I know if I can get him alone

and explain my true feelings,
I can win him back.

You saw him with that woman, right?
It wasn't just me.

That woman is just a temporary rebound.

A preppy little mosquito that
will go away once swatted.

I have a question.

Why are we inside, yammering on
when we could be outside skiing?

FALLON: Kirby, you are free

to do whatever you want.

I encourage you to go find
a gondola to stow away on.

Come with me, Kirby.
I'll buy you some warm clothes.

(sighs)

I'm sorry I duped you.

How mad are you at me?

You, like, one cocktail mad?

- Two?
- Three.

Three.

Well, the first three rounds are on me.

What was I thinking?

All rounds are on me.

- We need to talk to you.
- I'm a little busy trying to secure this house.

You've made this house so secure

I think the Marines are gonna
roll up if I cr*ck a window.

I don't see what the problem is.

- Michael Laurence Culhane.
- That's not good.

No, it is not.

I may have slightly overheard
your conversation with Blake,

and I don't know why on earth you
declined his offer to go to Belgium.

After we just got robbed?
I can't leave you two alone.

You don't want to leave us
because you got dumped by Fallon

- and you're too insecure to get back into the world.
- Boom.

LUELLA: Now, we learned
how to take care of ourselves

before you left,

and we'll continue to do so without you.

Now you got to take care
of yourself, baby.

Think about Blake's offer.

You always wanted to work in sports,

and you'd be great at it.

Don't do this because
it's good for Blake.

- Make it good for you.
- (whispers): Boom.

(indistinct conversations)

That's not at all noticeable, Fallon.

Why don't you just stand
on a table and yell,

"Has anyone seem my Liam?"

You're right. You're right.

Why don't we... hit the slopes?

Hmm. It's all good.

I'm actually just thrilled

not to be in Atlanta
when my mother returns.

You know, I get the whole mother thing,
but I have to admit,

having Alexis back in my life
hasn't been a total nightmare.

I mean, she went to extreme
lengths to get me my dream

wedding venue,
and she didn't even rub it in my face

after she ran a woman
over for no reason.

I mean, that's-that's...
that's sweet... ish.

We have wildly
different situations, Fal.

Your mother never wanted to leave,
and she chose to come back.

My selfish mother chose to abandon
us when my father went to prison,

and now she's being dragged
back by my masochistic brother.

Hmm. You're right.
It's totally different,

and she's a terrible person, and...

Oh, my God! Is that him?

That's him! That's Liam! Is it?

It... No, it's not.

No.

Now I'm a terrible person.

ALEXIS: Let's put

the spa chair right here in
the middle of the dining room.

But face it into the room.

Perfect.
Uh, light boxes around the chair.

Plants around the light boxes.

Get the plants nice and
close to the windows

so that they can absorb the sunlight.

Got it? We all good?

Have you seen anyone?

Except you? I mean, in what world

do the girls abandon me for a road trip

when I'm the life of the party?

What's happening here?

I've been feeling a little down lately,

and I have a feeling
that it's a direct result

from Seasonal Affective Disorder.

We sufferers call it "SAD."

- Cute name.
- Oh, no.

It's real. It's an upscale depression

related to seasonal changes.

(phone vibrates)

- (sighs)
- You seem a little down, Sam.

No.

I'm not sad or SAD.

I didn't do anything wrong.

You sure?

Because denial and
depression do go mano a mano.

Sir, would you be a dove

and go to the truck and
get another spa chair?

- Sure, no problem.
- Thank you.

We are gonna turn our sad into glad.

And what does that stand for?

It's just a word.

We had the best time on the slopes.

You skied with a fetus?

- Is that allowed?
- People do.

But I didn't.

I went up and down 20
times on the gondola.

You know, people look at you funny
when you don't get out at the top.

Where's Monica?

- Spa.
- Oh.

Sitting in a hotel lobby
for multiple hours on end

not her thing? That's so weird.

I like your outfit, Kirby.

Did you just strip the first
mannequin you saw or was...

There he is.

There he is. There's Liam.

Okay, everybody, act natural.

Uh, now who looks like a mannequin?

You know, if I had feelings,
that wouldn't hurt them.

Yeah. Both your skis came off.

(laughing): So forget that.

- Ooh! Oh, my God.
- Whoa. Whoa.

Liam?

Fallon.

What are you doing here?

- I'll go grab us a few beers.
- Okay, cool.

Skiing.

- Why are you here?
- Are you kidding?

I have been coming to Sun Valley
with my family to ski since forever.

- I'm actually here on a girls trip.
- Oh.

There they are. Yup.

Wow. What? (laughs)

Hey, I, uh...

I heard you cancelled your wedding.

I'm really sorry that happened.

Yeah, but here's
the funny thing about that:

I have been doing a
lot of soul searching,

- and I've...
- WOMAN: Liam?

- Hey. Hi.
- Hey. Hey.

- Who's this?
- Um, Ashley, this is Fallon Carrington.

Fallon, this is Ashley Cunningham.

So nice to meet you, Fallon.

Hi.

Ashley and I have known each
other since we were kids.

No, since before we were born.

(laughs) Our mothers are best friends.

Laura loves me like her own daughter.

Ew.

I mean, not "Ew."

It's just, uh, you know,

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

You know, I think

you did mention Ashley to me... once.

Yeah, something about a
childish schoolgirl crush?

- I think you meant "childhood."
- Oh.

- Yeah, I'm sure I did.
- Well, we aren't kids

anymore, are we?

Uh, hey, Ash, can I, uh,
get you a pinot noir?

I would love one, thank you.

Oh. Excuse me.

Sure.

Huh.

I find it a little interesting

that you didn't mention to Liam
that I dropped by the other day.

Save it. I know why
you dropped by the other day,

and I know exactly
why you're here now, Fallon.

- Crazy ex, right?
- Okay.

You've had your fun,
but I think we both know

that you are a rebound, so how about

you preserve your dignity
and bounce down that mountain

right back to whatever
sorority you legacied out of?

I was a rebound, but it's funny

how easy it is to get a man
to fall in love with you

when he's been put through hell

by a cold, self-serving,

self-righteous bitch.

I mean, you basically starved him,
and now, well,

let's just say I'm keeping
him very satisfied.

Be careful on the slopes, Fallon.

It's especially icy this season.

Hi. I am Fallon Carrington,

and I would like a large,
3-D model of the entire mountain

with all the runs and chair lifts.

Oh, and a laser pointer.

(elevator bell dings)

A trail map and a pencil.

All right.

You look lonely.

Oh.

Why, because I'm playing
vertical checkers by myself?

This girls trip kind of sucks.

Well, you did get a new
winter wardrobe out of it.

(scoffs)

I don't do snow.

Probably 'cause my mom only ever wanted

to vacay places that were tropical.

'Cause of everything she went through...
her divorce and

depression... I just tagged
along wherever she wanted to go.

It's a tough thing to
face when you're a kid.

Wow. This is why I
need more girlfriends.

Or maybe not?

Kirby. We're you're friends.

At least for this weekend.

Tell that to Fallon.

Look, you can't tell Fallon anything.

You just need to show her
that you're a good friend.

I feel like I'm in a terrarium,
and it's freaking me out a little.

You'll thank me in the morning
when you feel rested and happy.

And next, we float.

Weren't you wondering
what those tanks were for?

I was trying not to.

They're sensory deprivation tanks.

Alone with your thoughts,

free of distraction.

Alone with only your thoughts?

How is that good? What's fun

about thinking things when
you're trying not to think them?

We need to know why we're
sad in order to b*at SAD.

This is a very complicated condition.

One must take it head-on.

Can't wait.

Wouldn't rather be anywhere else.

I have a very simple plan to
get myself some alone time

with Liam on the mountain.

All I have to do is
take the Denavara lift

and ski across Elk's Lane,
then up to the Bearpaw gondola,

and then back up and follow
him down the Alta Peak Bowl.

It's a trail he'll eventually hit

after his mid-morning
heli-skiing lesson.

How do you know that?

It's called Insta-stalking. And then,

I will slip into the
two-person Pine Ridge lift

where I will have seven minutes
of alone time with Liam.

But won't Ashley be skiing with him?

I saw the GoPro video she
uploaded from her ski lesson

and she is an intermediate skier,
at best,

so she won't make it past here.

Although her turns were looking
sharper by the end of the lesson.

Did you say simple plan or insane plan?

I'm sorry, can you do better?

(clears throat)

Hi. This is Ashley Cunningham.

My boyfriend and I misplaced
our itinerary for tomorrow.

Can you please tell me
what we have planned?

A ski lesson up first.

Okay, and then a spa appointment.

Mm, don't want to miss that.

Mm-hmm, yup. That's also perfect.

Okay. Okay, thank you so much.

Bye now. (chuckles)

Looks like Ashley and Liam
won't be the only ones

with a packed schedule for tomorrow.

Us three are gonna take that bitch down

so you can take your man home.

I don't understand. How?

Uh-uh. I feel taking a bitch
down is more your thing, Kirby.

Hmm.

Cristal and I will distract
Ashley's preppy posse.

And I'll keep Ashley
busy while you meet Liam

for their previously
scheduled apres ski drinks.

Like a normal stalker.

Okay, I respect
your commitment to help Fallon,

but you're forgetting one major detail.

CRISTAL: She saw you, Kirby.

She knows you're friends with Fallon.

Oh. That's a problem.

I don't need problems.

What I need is a solution.

There is a w*r being
fought on this mountain,

and I'm not gonna let
this glam squad lose it.

(water gurgling)

_

(knocking)

Oh, Culhane.
You know, I knew you'd be back.

Takes a fool to say no
to Blake Carrington.

Takes an even bigger fool to say yes,
but here I am.

Oh, you learned a lot under my roof,

including how to spot
a good opportunity.

Jerry Jones paid $150
million for the Cowboys.

They're worth five billion now.

And you're comparing
yourself to Jerry Jones?

No, I would never.

Well, he's not in my league.

So, let's jet to Belgium,

close this deal with the kid.
Then, on the way back,

we can talk about what
position would be right

for you with the organization.

I'm not here for you to assign me a job
that you have no desire to do yourself.

I'm here 'cause I can help
you with Sterling Wells.

So you just want to help me
sign him and then stop there?

- For a small fee.
- Ah.

I understand.

And I can assure you

Fallon has zero
involvement with this team.

Then let's jet to Belgium.

This is foolproof.

There is no way Ashley's
gonna recognize me.

Meet her new ski instructor.
I'll add a free ski lesson

to her itinerary, and I keep her
out on the slopes all day.

You're a novice skier.
I mean, what happens when you fall

and red hair comes tumbling out?

Fine.

Maybe we don't have to ski.

I'll get her on the chairlift,
and then I'll text you,

and you can cause a
blackout on the mountain,

and then we'll be stranded up there.
(clicks tongue)

Now, why would anyone
say that Kirby's crazy?

Mm, no, I like the spa plan better.

Which also didn't work.

You came, you saw,

and now it's clearly time to go home.

(knocking)

Why are you here?

SAM: Why did you leave me behind?

Alexis's anti-depression regimen
was depressing the hell out of me.

Who wants to hit the lodge
and pound hot toddies?

Oh, this is perfect.

Ashley doesn't know him.

Who's Ashley?

Ladies... I think we just found
our secret w*apon.

The spa flooded? What a drag.

True, but now you get all our services
without having to leave your room.

I'm still going to contact the
spa manager for a full refund.

And you should.

Now, I see you've reserved the
deluxe alpine rescue package.

My entire body is sore.

Between skiing with my boyfriend
all over this mountain and, well...

I am totally over-sharing, but...

we got pretty freaky last
night at the bar, dancing,

and then in bed and...

then again in bed this morning.

- Yeah, you've had quite an ordeal.
- Hello?

Let's get started.

I'm not paying you to talk.

(short chuckle)

BLAKE: I flew a long way to meet

with you and your agent, Sterling.
Private, of course.

Which is what you'll be flying if
you commit to my expansion team.

Oh, hell,

you can just buy your own plane.

Do you have numbers for me, Blake?

Now, that's guaranteed.
It's a monster deal. It's worth

more money than any American
soccer player's ever made.

Sports apparel companies,
athletic drinks...

they are gonna be kicking your
door down for endorsements.

If...

you come back to Atlanta.

My client already makes
a great deal of money.

My watch costs more
than my parents' house.

Crazy, right?

I paid off their house, by the way.

And bought them matching watches.

BLAKE: Yeah,
I like to buy nice things, too.

And if you accept this deal...

there won't be one single thing

on this planet that you
won't be able to buy.

Now, that's power.

I have that power, I love that power,

and I want you to have that power, too.

I love playing soccer, man.
I got enough power

that I don't have to
be treated like a pawn

by some rich dude who just needs
a face to launch his new team.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hey, why don't you give me five.

(quietly): Alone.

Howard,
why don't you and me step outside

and dig into specifics.

That guy's a jerk.

(short chuckle) Which one?

(laughs)

I played outside linebacker
at Decatur High School

- a couple years before you got there.
- Yeah?

Go Bulldogs.

Hey, I was k*lling it in college,
on track to go pro,

but then I blew out my knee.

That dream d*ed hard.

Damn. That's tough.

Yeah. My greatest memories
are my mom, my dad

and my baby sister at every game.

I could see them cheering me on.

(chuckles) That's cool.

Yeah, it was like
the whole city embraced me.

It was the best.

So, yeah, having an amazing
career abroad is k*ller,

but you know what's even better?

Being the king at home.

Like when LeBron won
a ring for Cleveland.

Let me show you something.

Nah, man,
you're just like the Carrington clown.

I don't want to see your money.

What? Boiled peanuts
from Hickabilly Hank's?

You're not gonna find those in Brussels.

My mom and I used to go to that
stand after every practice.

She knew as long as I was
popping peanuts in my mouth,

I was an open book.

Yeah, we had a lot of good
talks because of these.

I'm going to start by placing
a lavender-scented pillow

- over your eyes,
- Mmm...

and all you need to do
now is relax and enjoy

as my team works on you.

(chime dings)

Hey, Ashley, you ready for me
to shape those brows today?

Just make sure they aren't too skinny.

I'm very picky, and I don't want
to scare you, but if there is

one hair out of place,
I'm complaining to your boss.

What color nails are we thinking today?

Ballet tutu pink.

Anything brighter's so working-class.

I-I mean...

it's just not classy.

With your permission, Ashley,

we're gonna upgrade your package today.

It's called the best of beauty,

and, well... we think you deserve it.

Of course I deserve it.

You have no idea how
stressful my life is.

And you have no idea what you're in for.

Just...

relax.

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Fallon.

- Uh...
- Relax.

There's nothing wrong with two
old friends playing catch-up.

So that's what we are?

We do have a history.

Sure, it might not go as far back
as you and what's-her-face, but

you left an indelible mark
on my past, so...

- that's got to count for something.
- That's fair.

And I assume you're referring to Ashley.

I made a mistake.

Turns out I'm human.

(laughs) See, now, that admission
is something for the history books.

Well...

you were right.

Culhane was not my one.

And I realized something
that you knew immediately.

You are my one, Liam.

I'm just sorry it took me
so long to figure it out.

(exhales) Um...

Fallon, there's...

there's no point in rehashing the past.

I'm really happy right now.

Okay, but, I mean, you...

We were happy.

We could have been. We still can be.
We can start fresh.

Yeah, see, that's exactly it.

I have started fresh.

I moved on. If you care about
me as much as you say you do,

then I'd like for you to respect that.

Let's remember our marriage
with fondness and move on.

Deal?

Fine.

I'm only doing it because of
how much I care about you, Liam.

(whispers): Thank you, Fallon.

MONICA: I'm not comfortable here.

Yeah, it's pretty stinky.

- And sticky.
- Yeah, which means

Liam will not be here, okay?
I mean, this is where the locals go.

- Local murderers?
- (Monica chuckles)

CRISTAL: You did

- the right thing, Fallon.
- Well, clearly,

I don't have much practice with that,

because I thought I would feel better.

But Liam and I are over.

Which means that Serena van
der Woodsen knockoff gets him.

That's fine.
So I am sorry for bringing you all here.

I wish we could leave
this mountain ASAP,

but unfortunately,
Blake has the jet in Belgium,

- and it won't be able to get us till morning.
- We can fly commercial.

Mm. Yeah, we could also eat
that mystery meat chili,

but we're not gonna do that either.

- (laughs)
- Look, we're stuck here,

so let's just salvage what's
left of this girls trip

and have a girls night, okay?

Drinks are on me.

'Cause I am a miserable loser.

Hey. We could really use
this table for people.

Okay if I check your stuff?

- Yeah, that's fine.
- Thanks.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Easy with the leather on that bag.

Okay.

Well...

you were right.

Chasing Liam here was a terrible idea.

I'm so sorry it didn't work out.

I know we're not super close, Fallon,

but if I can help you in any way,

just let me know.

I mean, touching your hair would
make me feel a little better.

Not here.

Okay. So, later, then?

I'm a miserable loser, too.

And I thought that getting
away would help me forget

that I kissed a man
that's not Steven, but, uh...

the guilt is k*lling me.

Must be all these hot guys.

Oh, Sam.

You're an idiot.

- That's comforting.
- b*ating yourself up

over a tiny indiscretion
is a complete waste

on our last night away together.

I once read you can't let your
previous actions define you.

You can only control what you do next.

That's genius.

Who wrote it?

- Oh, some Instagram hippie.
- MONICA: Hey, Dominique.

It's Monica.

I know I haven't seen
you in such a long time,

and I don't want to say anything
that'll break your heart,

so here's my suggestion.

Don't you dare get on Jeff's plane

or I will unload 12 years
of pain and suffering on you

and make you pay for what you did to me.

Understood.

Thank you, Howard.

So?

Good news. Sterling wants to
come home and play in Atlanta.

Yes. My plan worked like a charm.

And, as promised,

you will be rewarded for your efforts
with a position in the organization.

I'm thinking, uh...

player relations.

So, here's the thing about your plan.

You know, there are two pro
soccer teams in Atlanta.

And Sterling will only play for
one that has me as part-owner.

So what are you saying?

Well, that can be your team, Blake,

or the other one,
who I've already spoken with.

And they're very interested.

So why don't you come
up with another plan...

and maybe I'll entertain it.

Hmm.

Troops,

there is domestic swill sticking
to the bottom of my shoes.

I say it's time to polish
up our drinks and head home.

There's a strict no vom
policy on the plane.

I don't know. Looks like there
are some hotties in here.

That's the booze and
your bad taste talking.

Here you go.

Thank you. Oh, you know what,
my wallet is in my bag.

Will you please get us our
stuff from the coat check?

(scoffs) Does this place look
like it has a coat check?

Well, that's ridiculous.

A woman came over and she
took our coats and our bags.

This is from a car wash.

What?

Oh, my God. I told you,

this place is filled
with garbage people.

Someone stole our coats

- and our bags?
- I really liked my new coat.

With our money and our cell phones?

Whose idea was it to come to a shady bar

on the side of a mountain in Idaho?

Well, it's not my fault.

- It may be my fault.
- Look,

we got a hefty tab.
Somebody needs to pay.

Oh! I have my phone.

I'll just call Jeff.
He'll send us money.

And it's dead.

You want to buy a used phone?

("These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"
playing)

I'm gonna win that money
for you, Fallon.

♪ ♪

♪ You keep saying ♪

♪ You got something for me ♪

SAM: Well, it is enough money to pay

our tab and get us out of this dump.

Yeah, but that's only if you win.

Girl's got moves she
didn't learn at cotillion.

♪ You've been a-messin' ♪

You're ruining that song for me!

(laughs) God,

I have to go up there, don't I?

- It's unbearable.
- Kirby.

♪ All your best ♪

♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪

Oh, no,
you're not leaving me behind again.

♪ One of these days, these boots ♪

♪ Are gonna walk all over you ♪

- ♪
♪
- (cheering)

♪ You keep lyin' ♪

♪ When you ought to be truthin' ♪

♪ And you keep losing ♪

♪ When you ought to not bet ♪

♪ You keep samin' ♪

♪ When you ought to be a-changin' ♪

♪ But what's right is right ♪

♪ And you ain't been right yet ♪

♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪

♪ And one of these days these boots ♪

♪ Are gonna walk all over you ♪

- ♪
♪
- (cheering)

KIRBY: Did you enjoy

your best of beauty upgrade, Ashley?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You want a piece of my friend,

you're gonna have to
go through me first.

Your friend? Aw.

- (grunts)
- Not on my watch, perrita.

(shouts)

- (gasping)
- SAM: Ladies,

can't we all just get along?

- Watch out!
- (grunting)

She's pregnant.

And nobody touches
that hair before I do.

(grunting)

- MAN: Hey, look out!
- SAM: Kirby!

Jab, jab, uppercut.

- (grunts)
- MONICA: Help Kirby!

Hell yeah. Winter's coming.

Okay, who threw that?

- (grunts)
- Oh, no.

Winter's here, bitch.

- (siren whoops)
- Don't worry.

I won't tell my father that
his pregnant soon-to-be wife

laid out a few chicks in a bar fight.

Although it is a pretty k*ller story.

(chuckles) You're sweet,

but that's not what I'm stressing about.

Then what is it?

I have to admit, I...

had other motives for
coming on this trip.

You duped me?

Respect.

I'm not sure the baby's Blake's.

Less respect, Cristal.

When I left Atlanta,

I went home and made a huge mistake

by sleeping with my ex-husband.

Your ex-husband?

Mark Jennings.

Life can take you in
directions you can't control.

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine

I was gonna end up back in Atlanta,
falling in love with Blake.

So, as much as I came here
to avoid him and his doctors,

I came to get your advice.

- Well, that's never a good idea.
- (sighs)

What should I do, Fallon?

I'm afraid he'll go crazy
if this baby isn't his.

Well, you're not wrong.

I say move to Idaho.

They need a coat check girl.

(chuckles)

I've seen him angry.

It scares me.

You know what you need to do.

You need to tell him the truth.

And if he can't handle it,
that's his problem.

- You think so?
- Yes.

You are not responsible
for the way he reacts.

But you can and you should control

how you take care of
yourself and that baby.

No matter whose it is.

Ashley isn't pressing charges.

Her friends saw you come in here,

so she paid someone to steal your stuff,

in retaliation for what your
posse over here did to her.

Hey, Liam. I'm sorry, okay?

I think there's been a
huge misunderstanding.

No, I think I understand
perfectly, Fallon.

You came here to
destroy my relationship.

That's not true.

- Okay.
- And, for the record,

your girlfriend committed larceny.

She's lucky I'm not pressing charges.

You are not the same person
that I fell in love with.

What happened to the girl who was ready

to start her own dynasty?

The savvy, sophisticated woman

who outmaneuvered the
brightest in business?

You're acting like a
childish schoolgirl.

Liam, please.

I'm sorry.

I took it too far.

Doesn't this prove how
much I care about you?

No, Fallon.

It proves how low you've sunk.

You know, there was a time

when I thought I couldn't
live without you.

Now I can't stand the sight of you.

(door opens)

(door opens)

How was the girls trip?

You were invited?

Mm. You missed
quite an adventure, Alexis.

I knew you were gone,

after what seemed like a 15-hour float.

I'm sorry I bailed on you,
but I didn't want to make you sadder.

- This type of sadder.
- (chuckles)

Thank you, Sam.

Well, while I was floating,
I realized that I don't have SAD.

I am sad.

Nobody wants me here,
and nobody needs me. And Cristal

has weaseled her way into this family,

and now she's been crowned as
the new queen of the manor.

Meanwhile, what am I doing?

I just feel...

directionless.

I get that.

While I was escaping,

I realized that I've
done things I regret.

Steven has done things I regret.

But it's not healthy to dwell on them.

So I'm moving forward,

taking care of myself.

I'm sorry you're sad.

Don't worry. I will be just fine.

I'm not sure I can say the
same for the weasel queen.

Where's Mom?

Mom didn't get on the plane.

No message.

No phone call.

I know you warned me,
but that's just brutal.

I don't know what to say.

You were right, Mon.

This family's been broken for years,

and I thought one dream

and one phone call
would bring us together.

It's not you.

It's her.

We need to just forget about our mother.

All she does is make us miserable.

Well...

thanks for not saying "I told you so."

Wish Mom could see what a good
person you turned out to be.

(knocking)

♪ Worry, worry... ♪

What do you want, Kirby?

(sniffles)

I'm sorry for the way things
turned out with you and Liam.

Just don't.

Sorry.

Stop saying you're sorry.

Sorry.

I just wanted to say
that I'm here for you

if you need a friend.

Anything.

I'm here.

Just please leave me alone, Kirby. Okay?

♪ But if I falter ♪

♪ Well, at least it was my mistake ♪

You know, it was like
you see in the movies.

We just sat around and gossiped over

cheese plates and sauvignon blanc.

Frankly, I thought those girls
were gonna drive you crazy.

But while you were gone, I realized
that I was the one driving you crazy

with my overzealousness about doctors.

So...

♪ Well, nothing really changes at all ♪

(sighs)

♪ Am I jaded... ♪

- Blake, I need to tell you something.
- I know.

- Please, just let me say it...
- No.

Wait.

(sighs)

I don't consider myself a lucky man.

Everything I have is because
I worked hard for it.

And I think you know
that I would crush anyone

that got in my way.

But this...

this baby...

makes me feel like a lucky man.

I'm so excited to be
the father of our child.

♪ Be this way, I'm a loser... ♪

No, mi amor.

I am the lucky one,

to be carrying your child.

♪ So when I falter ♪

♪ Well, at least it was my mistake ♪

♪ Well, at least it was my mistake. ♪

(sighs)