02x04 - Double O'Penny - We Heart Gadget

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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Ahhhhh! ♪

Tweezers!

Sweat check!

I'm not sure which wire to cut.

But my instincts are
telling me blue.

It's not enough that MAD
runs a cloning lab,

they have to
fire a m*ssile at HQ too?

Penny, this is no time to be
playing giant darts,

there's a m*ssile to defuse!

I'm trying.

Well you can't do anything
while this dart is around.

Just let it go, Penny.

[CRASH]

Nice! You nearly got a
bullseye.

You are so oblivious!

Every time you traipse in not
knowing anything, and you

nearly jeopardize the mission

and/or my life.

I needed that. Let's go,
Brain.

Whoa! She's really into darts!

[SNICKERS]

Tell me again why we got the DNA

of this random junior HQ agent

I've never seen before and not
Gadget?!

First off, it's Penny.

You've seen her about a
billion times.

And secondly because cloning
Gadget would have

screwed up our entire plan,

due to his unpredictability.

[LAUGHS]

[ZZT!]

[LAUGHS]

[PIPES CLATTER]

[FFOOOSH!]

She's alive!

Hey I'm supposed to say that.

Alright alright... fine.

She's aliiiiiive!

[COUGHS]

And she's beautiful... ly
evil!

And she's going to infiltrate
HQ,

cause it to fall into chaos,
and destroy Gadget!

[EVIL LAUGH]

I feel so bad.

Don't. They're holo-agents.

No, I mean about what I said
to my uncle yesterday.

Your uncle is a little bit of
a wildcard.

But he always pulls off the
mission.

Speaking of missions, you
should focus.

You've failed this test, like,
a gazillion times.

I guess you're right.

Let's rescue some cute
cuddle-buns!

Remember, we can only save one
basket.

No one's ever gotten both!

Always go for the two-fer!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

I failed. Again.

It's hard not to. They make
failing so fun!

[GIGGLES] I guess you're right.

I've done like a million semi-
successful missions before.

Anything you need, I'm totally
here for you.

I'm gonna infiltrate HQ now.
'Kay?

'Kay. And I am totally jazzed
to be working with you.

I think we could be really
good friends...

[SLAMS]

Call me, you know...

um for when you have updates
and stuff. Ok?

Chief said to meet him here.

Come out, come out wherever
you are!

Go Go Gadget good morning!

How is my fave uncle? Watcha
lookin' for?

[SNIFFS]

I seem to have misplaced the
Chief! Here, Chief-y Chief-y.

[SNIFFS]

[OOF!]

Hello, Gadget. Here's your
mission.

HQ has intel that MAD has
infiltrated HQ.

There is a mole in our agency.

Your mission is to find out
who the mole is and stop them.

This message will
self-destruct.

[NERVOUS LAUGH] Your Intel
Division is totally amazing.

I mean... nothing slips by you
guys.

You can count on me, Chief.

I always get my man. Or woman.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

Or animal, fruit, or vegetable.

Rutabagas make deadly agents.

I love the new hair, by the way.

Oh...

[BEEPING]

Ah!

[GROANS]

What's the trick? There must
be a way to save both of them.

[KNOCKING & BARKING]

[SNIFFS PENNY]

Brain?! What are you doing?

Okay, I didn't have time to
shower today?!

Are you done?

[GROWL-WHIMPER]

I didn't kick you into a closet.

I wasn't even here!

I was busy letting kittens and
puppies fall!

I would never do that to my
hair...

Unless... you think it looks
good?

Come out come out wherever you
are!

You see, Penny.

The key to flushing out a
covert operative

is to let them know you know
they are here!

Maybe he's in the trash
compactor?

Of course!
The perfect place to hide.

Masks the MAD smell...

Oh, MAD Agent? Are you down
there?

Whaaaa!

Too easy. Now, time to cause
some chaos!

Wowzers!

I didn't know HQ
installed a new exercise room.

What's that smell? Go Go
Gadget Sniffer.

[SNIFFS]

Right. My new garbage-scented
deoderant. Gah!

[SCREAMS]

Time to make things a little
more fun.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[SCREAMS]

[EVIL LAUGH]

Whoa!

[BEEPING]

[EVIL LAUGH]

[PANICS]

Cute puppies? Cute kittens?

A hero's got to save both,
right?

[MOANING]

Why did you spin me?!

Probably for the same reason
she electrocuted me!

And blew me up.

What are you talking about?

I didn't do any of that stuff.

Maybe she's the mole!

[BEEPS]

Uncle Gadget, where are you?

The exercise room!

The one you just kicked my into.

This is no time for a workout.

He's in the trash compactor!

I guess I'll just finish
this one circuit

and back to the hunt!

I've got to turn it off before
it crushes him!

[STRAINING]

Oh no! We're too late.

I'll try the manual override!

[ZAP]

It worked! Thanks, Professor.

Okay, I didn't push him into
the trash compactor,

spin you, electrocute you, or
blow you up.

Why would I do something like
that?

[SIGHS]

The break in at the clone lab!

I did do those things.

Or, at least, someone that
looked like me.

Hey!... How it going?

You destroyed Gadget yet?

Let's just say, he's
yesterday's trash.

So why are we meeting here?

We could have used comlinks.

I thought we could celebrate.

With a little ambiance and
cheesy sticks. Fabio?!

[SNAPS] Fabio!

So, you probably want to know
what it's like having

the world's most powerful
overlord as my uncle?

Hm, not really.

Well, it's not easy being
second in command.

Just inches from the top...

Actually, you're a bit further
down than you think.

This tooth gunk is higher on
the list than you.

Ha. Always joking.

That's the kind of tight
relationship we have!

Looks like there's room to
move up the ranks at MAD.

Just gotta get you
out of the way.

Yeah, well, we're
always looking for...

what do you mean, get
me out of the way?

Looking for this?

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

What are you doing?!

Going back to HQ to mess with
their computers

and render them totally useless.

Then your uncle will make me
his second in command.

Ciao, Talon.

Ow!

Speed walking.

I love your newfound
passion for exercise, Penny.

If I were my evil clone -
which technically I am -

I would try to destroy my uncle,

annoy everyone in the base,

Talon would probably try to
impress me

and take me to some cheesy
restaurant,

where I would turn on him,
sneak back to HQ and...

...there I am.

Uncle Gadget, Brain is an evil
clone!

I knew it! He just doesn't
look right!

Really, Uncle Gadget? She is
the clone!

BOTH: Stop pretending
to be my reflection!

Stop it! Stop copying me!

Shooomagabagadoomaboo!

Kapapkiribonga!

Oh, you are good.

Penny, this is no time for
admiring yourself.

Help me catch the clone!

Go Go Gadget Dog-catcher!

[WHIMPERS[

I'm gonna kick my butt.

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

[WHOOSH / BARK]

You're k*lling me, Uncle Gadget.

[EVIL LAUGH]

Two Pennys?
OMG I am so confused.

You can't stop me.

I mean, you can, but then your
friend goes splat.

Not on my watch.

Your choice.

Stop me from uploading a
virus, or save your friend.

Puppies or kittens...

Don't know what that means.

But unless you have a secret
ace up your sleeve,

this game is over.

GADGET: Stop it, you
slippery clone dog!

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

I don't have an ace. But I do
have a wildcard.

We've got to capture the clone!

And I know just how we can,
Uncle Gadget.

You go for the bullseye.

I'll take care of the rest.

Seems unorthodox, but worth a
try! Go Go Gadget Darts!

Too late.

[SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

You did it! You got the clone.

I did?

Next time, Gadget!

Ah, I see. The doggy clone
disguised itself

as you to infiltrate our base.
Very sneaky.

Look, I'm sorry for what I
said earlier.

From now on, you can be as
oblivious as you want.

While it can be annoying,

it also kinda saves our lives.
Like, every time.

TALON:
Uncle Claw, I...

You fool! Not only was your
mission a failure,

but your ridiculous cloning
plot led to this!

[MANY MEOWS]

[SCREAMS]

[MEOWS]

[SCREAMING]

[SIGHS]

Another lame Valentine's Day...

another year hoping Uncle Gadget

doesn't explode his date.

[BRAIN GROANS]

Breaking news!

Huge expl*si*n at Metro City's
classiest restaurant, Snob.

Is it a MAD plot to ruin
Valentine's Day?

C'mon MAD plot!

[BOOM!]

Wowzers, that's the last time
I help a waiter

flambe his food!

Nope, just Uncle Gadget.

So... how's your date?

She looks fine

but I don't think I'll be
seeing her again.

Now, who wants a lightly
charred doggie bag?

[RUFF! RUFF!]

Gadget.

Hiya Chief!

Sorry to interrupt
Valentine's Day.

But, MAD's giving spy
agencies around the world

some serious heart problems.

PENNY:
MAD plot! Yes!

Best Valentine's day gift ever!

You know, other than chocolate
and flowers n' junk.

[POP!]

MAD is using the spy dating
site "Mole Matcher"

to draw out agents and extract
secrets from them

using nanotechnology.

Your mission is to go on an
undercover date

and capture the MAD agent
responsible.

This message will
self-destruct.

You sure this is the right
mission for us?

Uncle Gadget doesn't have

the best track record
on real dates,

let alone undercover ones.

Are you kidding?

They used to call me
"The Dynamite Dater"

because I'd blow my dates away!

[BEEPING]

That's not why they called you
"The Dynamite Dater."

[GASP]

[BOOM]

That's why they called you
"The Dynamite Dater."

Everything is, parfait.

I av hacked ze spy dating
site "Mole Matcher."

Now I am ze top match
for any spy we choose.

Can you log on?

I... uh... password...

next time, Gadget?...

[BUZZER]

um... destroy Gadget...

[BUZZER]

Why do I need so many
PASSWORDS!!!

Gotta get this done while the
internet's still a thing.

Aaaaaand we're on.

Tres bien. You see?

When I go on ze date with ze
spy,

I use my nano-tech truth
powder on him.

Zen he... spills his guts.

[FART SOUND]

Sacre bleu fromage!

Was zat you, Brawn?

Let us find out ze truth!

[BRRFT!]
Was zat you?

[FART SOUND]

Excellent,

soon we will have enough dirt
on the world's top spies

to make them die... of
embarrassment!

[LAUGHS]

Wow, who knew spies were so
lame.

Check this guy.

Likes: cats, cat videos,
holding hands.

Dislikes: icebergs, the law,
know-it-all nephews...

uh-oh.

Mention this again and I'll
have your heart!

Well, after you show me how to
change the privacy settings...

PENNY:
Okay, we're on Mole Matcher.

First thing we have to do is
set up your undercover profile.

What are your "Likes"?

I like nothing more than
bringing criminals

to justice no matter where
they are in the world!

Travel.

Dislikes?

That's easy: MAD!

PENNY:
Hm... People with anger issues.

And... one little known fact
about yourself.

Well I do have this rash...

[ACK!]

Let's just leave it blank.

All that's left is
the profile pic.

[TECHNO MUSIC]

[CAMERA FLASH]

Best photo I've ever
seen of him. Upload!

[BING!]

A date request already?

The Dynamite Dater is on fire!

Better clean up.

You've got a Valentine's Day
date in

the most romantic city in the
world: Paris!

[WHOOSH!]

[SCREAMS]

Now that's a ride! Wait 'til
my date gets a load of this!

Whoa!

I'm not sure it screams
"undercover".

Remember, you're not Gadget,

you're "Gordie Trenchcoat."

Relax, Penny.

Need I remind you
that I'm a dating pro?

Go Go Gadget Minty Breath Spray!

We'll be nearby...
Just in case.

Fresh breath?

Check. Charm?

Check. I've got this mission
in the bag!

Excuse moi, Monsieur Trenchcoat?

I'm sorry, you've
got the wrong...

WOWZERS!!!

I mean, "Je me smell Gordie!"

Allo, Gordie.

I am Sue.... Sue Donym.

[BARKS]

And ze petite chien-chien is
Brawn.

[GROWLS]

You're a dog lover? We have so
much in common!

Perfect date?

Hmm, I guess it would involve
a romantic dinner...

served while the world burns!

[COUGHS]

Nothing to see here...

[COUGH] Riiight.

In less nightmare inducing
news, check out Sue's victim.

Excellent.

Watch where you're...

...of course.

Talon!

MAD's gift to mankind.

So, are we gonna fight before
or after Sue exposes

your uncle's deepest darkest
secrets?

Pfft...

She doesn't stand a chance
against The Dynamite Dater!

Seriously... no one does...

Wanna bet?

So I can see the look on your
face when you lose?

That would make my Valentine's
Day!

All right.

Let's put aside our usual
kung-fu tango for this

one mission to see which of
our agents comes out on top.

Without our help. Deal?

Deal.

What can I get you, m'lady?

Moi? I cannot resist ze
chocolate.

Me neither.

One whatever "chocolate" is in
French, monsieur.

[PFSST!]

Care for ze first bite?

Wowzers, you're sweeter than

this ice cream could ever be!

I've heard of drive-thru
ice cream shops,

but that is ridiculous!

That is ridiculous!

Yeah!

Everybody knows
mint chocolate chip

is the most
irresistible flavour.

Exactly!

Two mint choco-chips, bro.

You win this round...

Ze art, it is magnifique!

[PFSST!]

[ARF?]

Oooh, zis is uh...
scratch and sniff?

Let me smellez-vous!

[CRASH!]

Huh.

I guess I just don't get
modern art.

Glad we're outta here.

This place has a major case of
"the lames."

Right? Why couldn't I win this
bet somewhere cool,

like a comic shop!

Exactly!

Except with me winning.

Well, that has a certain "I
don't know what."

You mean a je ne sais quoi.

No... I really don't know
what!

Hey, check out this goofy
gargoyle!

WOWZERS! GO GO GORDIE JETPACK!

GORDIE CHOPPER! GORDIE FALL
STOPPER!!!

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

[EXCITED BARK]

I think I just fell...
for Sue!

[BARKS]

[WHIMPERS]

Would you look at that!

It'd be totally romantic,

if we weren't archenemies
competing for supremacy!

[WISTFUL SIGH]

And if I didn't think romance
was totally gross. Barf.

Yeah... I mean. Lame!

[GIGGLE]

Ohh...

[KETTLE WHISTLE]

[PANTING]

Ice cream, a museum,

sunset and a rickshaw ride in
the park?

It's not the worst Valentine's
Day

to spend with a girl I totally
despise.

I know.

I wish this mission could
go on just a bit longer...

before I have to kick your
butt back to the stone age.

[PHONES RING]

Sorry, gotta take this.

What's your status, Penny?

Um, it's complicated?

So Gadget hasn't arrested
the MAD agent yet?

He's, uhh, super close to her!

Has Gadget spilled
his secrets yet?

They're taking it slow but Sue

will have him talking any
second now...

WHOAAA!!!

[IMPACT GRUNT]

Sorry.

You know, Gordie, zis has been
a, how do you say...

a day to remember.

The feeling is mutual, my
little cabbage.

Zen you will trust me

when I say close your
eyes for a surprise?

I don't see why not!

In fact, I don't see
anything now!

[ARF?]

[BARKING]

[THUMP!]

Aaahhhhhhhhhh! Oof!

Do I get my surprise now?

But of course.

[PFFFST! PFFSST!]

Surprise! You are at my mercy.

Tell me your deepest, darkest
secret!

My name's not Gordie Trenchcoat.

It's Inspector Gadget and I'm
head over heels for you!

Go Go Gadget Flowers and
Chocolate!

[BOOM]

GADGET!!!

I am fou-fou for you too!

...Love me!!!

Oof!

Ah, winning feels good...

Truce off, game on!

Huh. Guess he's survived to
annoy me another day.

Great job, team!

The secrets of the world's top
spies are safe again...

Is this the nano-tech truth
powder?

[PFFFT!]

I've always wanted to tap dance!

[BRAIN GROANS]

Well, it's been a great
Valentine's Day but

I think I'll be getting out of
the dating game

for a while.

Why is that, Uncle Gadget?

Look at that poor woman.

The Dynamite Dater's too much
to handle!

This mission has
been a total loss.

Or has it?

Oooh, a match!

No... it can't be...

GAAAADDGEEEEEEETTTT!!!