02x05 - Tiny Talon Time - Fellowsheep of the Ring

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Ahhhhh! ♪

[MADCAT SHRIEKS]

Now this is my kind of game of
cat and mouse!

DR. CLAW:
Enough!

[ZAP!]

[HISSES]

It's time to execute

my ultimate grande plan supreme.

Oooh I'd order those nachos.

With my new anti-matter shrink
ray,

I will make you tiny so you
can infiltrate HQ

and steal Gadget's schematics.

Then I can create an Evil
Gadget of my own!

I'd rather play att*ck of the
massive mouse.

How about the massive cat?

[ZAP]

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMS]

Can you believe the holo-gym
now has virtual weather?

I punched out a tornado today,

and I am starrrrving!

Good thing it's Von
Slickstein's soup day.

I love this stuff! So spicy.

[SLURP]

Um, I wasn't done with that.

Speaking of spicy, you never
answered my question.

[CHUCKLES] Which one?

You know, the one about the
super cute evil guy?

Would you go to a movie with him

if it were on a truce day?

You know what?

I'm going to go get more soup.
Want some?

[DISTANT SNEEZE!]

Uncle Gadget! What happened?

A taste expl*si*n...

...fuzzy blob who
sounds like my niece.

Your Uncle was helping me with
my soup.

He sneezed when I added my
secret spice,

which interacted with his
gadget components

causing an electromagnetic
pulse.

A pulse that smells amazing,
fyi.

Wow, it wiped out your whole
lab!

And there's soup everywhere.

Especially in my eyes!

And there's soup all over your
fuzzy labcoat.

Always the fashionista aren't
you, Professor.

I'll give you some drops later.

It may take your eyes a while
to adjust.

Trust your instincts.

My instincts are
what keep HQ safe!

Gadget, I have a
mission for you.

MAD is planning to
break into HQ to steal-

[GASP!]

EGADS! Is that today's
soup all over the floor?!

Don't worry,
I'll make another batch

in the cafeteria kitchen.

Phew. I've never
been so scared.

Lunch is saved!!

Okay, so back to the
whole MAD break in.

They're going to steal what?

We don't know the
details yet, Penny.

But undoubdetly, this
message will self-destruct.

I'm on it, Chief!

[BOOM!]

[GROANS]

GADGET: Well... No MAD
agents up here...

except for those
suspicious grey blobs!

[BIRD SCREECH]

Man those birds stink.

KAYLA: I mean, I've seen
the way you look at him.

PENNY: Kayla, I'm trying
to scan for intruders.

Your face goes all red
and you roll your eyes,

but it's a 'he's so cute' roll,

not a 'oh, that jerk' roll.

I know my rolls.

Uncle Claw, I've infiltrated HQ.

Well, you better not fail
because

I've used up all our supply of
ANTI-MATTER CRYSTALS

for the shrink ray.

You what?!

I was playing giant,

but that's none of
your business!

The remaining
crystal in your bracer

will make you big again,
so don't waste it.

Oh, and it's Soup Tuesday at HQ.

Get me that recipe!

Soup??

[KAYLA GIGGLING]

Uh, sure... Gotta go.

PENNY:
Kayla, whether I think

he's super cute or
not doesn't matter,

Talon is evil, well mostly...

[LAUGHS]

There's some intel
I wasn't expecting.

Ha! Wow...

[GASP!]

[GROWLS]

[BARKS]

[ZAP!]

I used my last
anti-matter crystal!!

I'm going to be three
inches tall forever!!

Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

Brain, where are you?

I could really use your help
right now.

[RUFF-RUFF]

This isn't just a small
problem, it's a big problem!

[BRAIN GROANS]

Get back to HQ right away.

Nice try dog breath.

You could use some gum.

[GRRRRR]

Halt MADblobs!

Uncle Gadget, it's Penny and
Kayla.

Hm. You look like at pair of
fuzzy blobs to me.

Any luck finding an intruder?

Nothing outside except some
shifty grey fuzzies.

Hey! Stop right there! Evil
MADrat blobs!!

[WHIMPER / SCREAM]

Hah, MADrats.
That'll be the day.

Ugh. I hate rats.

They remind me of mice, which
remind me of rats!

[SNIFFING] Hm... I wonder

What?

It smells like...

Talon's hair gel?!

[EFFORT]

I wonder if Penny knows

what a super cute dancer I am
too.

Hm.

Go Go Gadget Fly Swatter!

Uh, oh.

[CRUNCH! SMASH!]

[KUNG FU HOWL]

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

Hmm...

It's an infestation of MADrats!

Go Go Gadget Rat Trap!

[SIGH OF RELIEF]

Huh...

What now??

I was having a cat-nap

I downloaded Gadget's schematics

to my bracer and I'm on my way
home!

The easy part is done. Now,
where's the soup recipe??

There's no time!

I'll make you some chicken
noodle when I get back!

I make a great chicken
noodle. Ask MADcat.

[DISGUSTED YOWL]

GET ME THAT RECIPE OR STAY
THERE UNTIL YOU DO!!

Fine! But...

I'll make you your favorite
Halagonian chilli

NOOOOOO!! Never again!!

[SCREAM]
MOUSE!!!!

What? Where?

[SNIFFS]

Okay, seriously.

Do mice use expensive hair gel?

Something's totally up.

Don't squint, it's not a good
look for you.

Ooooh, frowning's even worse.

[OOF!]

Chief Quimby, what happened?

Someone hacked into our secure
mainframe

from this lab and stole
Gadget's schematics!

Halt MADrat!

I know who it is. Talon!

You wish.

And he's hiding in plain sight!

Where's the Professor?

I'm going to need some tech to
prove my theory.

Well get to it.

Von Slickstein is on
something more important:

soup duty!

Let me see...

a sprinkle of secret spice.
Pinch of salt.

Five stirs of the pot
with a wooden spoon,

oak not pine.

PENNY:
AHA! I got you now Talon!

Yeah, that's right,

I know you're here

and with this
anti-invisibility device,

so will everyone else!

[ELECTRONIC WARBLE]

Huh. I could have
sworn he was here.

I can smell his hair.

Yup, Talon on the brain.

No soup for you, you dirty rat!

[FRANTIC BARKING]

Wha!

Ohh-woah-woah!

[FLING!]

GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!!

Brain?! How did you get so
small?

What happened to you?

[GROWLS]

[WHISPERS]

He told me to tell you he may
be tiny,

but he's still all Talon!

[WHISPERS]

And he's got Gadget's schematics

and he's about to get away.

[WHISPERS]

Oh, and he says "buh bye".

Awkward.

GADGET:
It's the other MADrat!

Go Go Gadget Rat Catcher!

Woahhhh!

[ARF!]

Oof!

[SPLASH]

[BLLLORP!]

Um. What just happened?

The secret spice for my soup.

It's fresh ground Anti-Matter
crystals

with a little cayenne for heat.

But we eat it all the time on
Soup Tuesdays.

Why aren't we giants?

Small amounts don't affect
normal sized people,

but if you're small already...

It's just enough to change you
back!

[TALON CHUCKLES]

[ARF!]

Huh?

Get back here, ROBO-RAT!!

Nice try with the
anti-invisibility ray, amateur.

Yeah? Well, that rocket boot
escape failure

was pretty hilarious.

Talk about incompetent.

I know you are but what am I.

Obviously a lot more mature.

Yeah. Whatevez.

Is that all you got?

Aw, you two are so cute
fighting each other!!

I know, right?!

Uhm... You do have to stop
him, Penny.

He still has Gadget's
schematics!

Yup. And I can send them to
Uncle Claw

at the same time as I do this.

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

Initiate the data transfer
sequence.

Kayla, the Ground Anti-Matter.

Uncle Gadget!

[SNIFFS]

Ah. AHH! AAAHHHHH-CHOOOOOO!!!

The data transfer's been
interrupted!

All the data's been wiped out
of your bracer.

You lose.

Come on.

You wouldn't trap someone you
think is "super cute",

would you?

Huh? Hey where did
you hear that?

What? I never said a thing!

Well neither did I, Kayla!

But it's not like you have to.

I mean it's kind of obvious city

that you two like each other...

I kinda wanna
hear this out, but...

I gotta jet.

And he's gone. Thanks Kayla.

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

Where's the MADrat?

You didn't add it to
the soup did you?

Congratulations, Gadget.

You stopped another MAD att*ck.

Thanks Chief. But I never
found that MADrat.

Here, let me spice
that up for you.

Oh no! All the fresh ground
anti-matter crystals

landing on him
all at once will...

MADRAT!

[SCREAMS]

DR. CLAW:
This is what you deserve

for not getting the soup recipe.

Which I'm pretty
sure has potatoes.

You don't even care about
Gadget's schematics.

You just wanted
the soup all along!

Evil is hungry work

and thanks to Gadget,
I'm starving!!

Now get with the peeling!

Ow!

[SCREAM]

DR CLAW:
Metro city!

Say goodbye to your
precious Inspector Gadget!

MAD's latest
plan will rid him...

This... thingy is not working!

Use the remote.

[REMOTE BEEPS]

No. The other remote.

No! The other other remote!

Grr! I'll fix this
infernal device!

[ZAPS]

[SPARKS]

Huh, did not think
that would work.

Uncle Claw... I think you left
the lens cap on the camera

when you sh*t this.

No sweat. We can salvage it.

Let's just check the 'net.

Uh, no... the internet.

I got this. My precious
MADphone can do anything.

Ah! Here we go: "How to save
ruined evil-plan footage!"

[POP-UP SOUNDS]

Cat videos?! Silly jokes?!

Invitations to play a game
about doughnuts?!

WHAT IS THIS?!

Those are pop-ups! They
happen!

Enough of your
ridiculous technology!!

[TALON HOLLERS]

It's OK, my precious. I'll
protect you.

That's it! My new evil plan!

A hi-tech device that will
NULLIFY every hi-tech device

across the planet!...

except in the immediate
vicinity around my Evil Lair.

What was that?

Mind your own business!

And get to work!

[WHOOOSH]

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

[PAPER PRINTING]

It's from Chief Quimby!

Ah... there's nothing
like the feeling

of old-fashioned
mission briefings!

MAD is cutting off
all global technology,

with a giant
technology-nullifier on

New Zealand's highest peak.

No tech! I don't know what I'd
do without tech.

Our mission is to shut this
"technology nullifier" down.

This message will
self-destruct. Hmp.

I didn't even leave a return
address. Ughhhh....

[BOOM]

[GROANS]

The best way to stop MAD from
cutting off technology...

is by using technology! Hit
it, CODEX!

MAD tech-nullifier, dead
ahead!

[PING! PING!]

[RUMBLE-CLATTER]

Oh no! The tech-nullifier is
nullifying our tech too!

Couldn't have seen that coming!

Go Go Gadget 'COPTER!

[ROTORS SPUTTER]

Who knew a micro-folding,
inspector-hat-containing,

uranium-powered, ultra-copter
had technology in it!

[CRASHES]

Looks like the closer we get

to the technology-nullifier,

the more our tech will go bye
bye.

No! My beloved Codex! I guess
we're going lo-tech.

Now exactly how
does one... do that?

[BREATHES RAPIDLY]

Heh. Just breathing in the
fresh, New Zealand air!

[HYPERVENTILATES]

Let's do some inventory.

Go Go Gadget Mostly Everything!

Hey Penny, look,

my gadget campfire
starter still works!

Wowsers!

[HYPERVENTILATING]

Well, I guess all of your
non-electronic,

simple machine-based
gadgets still work.

That's... something?

[PING! PING!]

[PANTING]

Coal. Couldn't Uncle C

make his tech-nullifier
work on batteries!?

[MACHINE CLICKS]

Pull... Lever... Down.

[SIGHS]

Greetings!

Since my tech-nullifier won't
allow electronic-contact,

I must assume...
you're goofing off!

Um... Turn wheel...
And pull lever.

[WHEEL SQUEAKS]

Ow.

Precision is key!

If we widen the null-effect by
even a millimeter,

we'll lose our own precious
techno-zone.

You don't want that, Talon.

No. No, I do not.

But why is he preserving the
"techno-zone"

around the lair?

I assume you're asking

why I'm saving some
tech for myself?

Allow me to respond:

It's none of your business!

Yup. Posting MADcat videos
online.

And it's NOT for posting
MADcat videos online!

Now, GET TO WORK!

[KISS]

Uncle Claw has a place set up

where technology still works!

Once this is over,

I'll get you back there and
working again, my precious.

Ahh! Quick, everyone... lean
LEFT!

Back in my rookie inspector
days,

I could rollerskate for hours!

There's just one thing I need...

Go Go Gadget Roller Skate
Enhancer!

Now let's boogie down

and find that tech nullifier.

Whoaaa

We woulda been there hours ago

if the Gadget-mobile was
working.

We don't need newfangled gadgets

or technology to find that
nullifier!

Go Go Gadget Navigation!

North: that way! Wind
pressure: windy!

We'll use stars up above to
navigate...

the OLD-FASHIONED way!

Ha-ha!

I gotta find the nullifier
Brain,

and I can't rely on Uncle
Gadget's techniques.

Keep an eye on him?

[EXCITED WHIMPER]

Okay Penny. This is a cinch!

Just remember your basic
navigation training...

[GRUNT]

I feel so alone
without my Codex!

Go Go Gadget Shaken-up
Soda Cans!

[PSHT]

My gadget-soda cans are not
rated for off-roading.

That's for sure.

[BRAIN GRUMBLES]

Thank you!

Thank you...
uh, what are you anyway?

A Mysterious Hermit?

Weird New Zealand Mountain Man?

Beard Model? Simple Shepherd?

I'll give you a lift
back to your flock.

A field is no place
for a shepherd!

Go Go Gadget Springs!

[CLANK]

Great, I'm out of coal.

If you worked, my sweet,

I could order more coal in
like a second...

[PIGEON COO]

I think I've got an
"old school" idea!

Huh?

Need more coal - Talon.

Also, could use
a toilet - Talon.

Coal... and a toilet!? How
greedy!

I knew this survival training
guide would come in handy!

Now that's a fire.

Thick black smoke.

The tech-nullifer!

Oh yeah... I got this survival
thing down!

[ARF!]

[WHIMPERS]

Aww, you miss your flock, huh?

I vow to find them, good
shepherd.

I have just the old-timey,

non-electronic device...

to call your herd!

Go Go Gadget Sheep WHISTLE!

[TWEET]

[BAA!]

Now you'll never
be lonely again!

These sheep remind
me of my niece's dog.

Lovable... but dumb.

[GROWLS]

I must find the
tech-nullifier,

but let's get you and your
sheep home

before it gets too cold.

Which reminds me, we should
probably layer up.

I'm thinking...
hand-knit sweaters.

Go Go Gadget Shears!

[BAAH!!]

[GRUNTING]

There...

all safe and sound until you
get your power back,

my precious!

It hurts to see you so
powered... DOWN!

[AAH]

That's for interrupting a
private moment

between a boy and his phone.

Hiiii-ya!

Noooooo!

My precious MADphone! Please!

Too easy.

If you wanna make
it as a villain,

you gotta be less
dependent on tech!

Yeah, well what about
your stupid Codex?

Don't you bad-mouth my Codex!

Let's do this! Old school,
low-tech style!

[SNIFFS] Eww!
What's that smell?

[SHEEP BLEATING]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS...

without me giving you just a
little snip!

Penny! What are you doing in
this simple shepherd's home?

This is no place to keep sheep!

They are FREEZING!

Let me stoke the fire, and
warm them up!

Go Go Gadget Shovel!

Time to get outta here!

[GRUNTING]

[BELL RINGS]

[ARRRF!]

[BAAAAA!]

Uncle Gadget!

The sheep are all gone!

We've got to catch them, Penny.

Go Go Gadget Sheep Catcher.

[BOING! BOING!]

[BAAAAH!]

[BOOM!]

Wowsers!

Whoa! Whoaa!

Congratulations Gadget!

We have a worldwide
technology reboot!

Codex! Never, never
leave me again!!

[SCREAMING]

Ooof!

Gadget Copter, Never, ever
leave me again!

[BAAHHHH!]

MADcat, where's Talon?

That Gadgetses, we'll
get him next time,

my precious MADphone...