01x08 - An Affair to Dismember

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR: Previously
on f*cking "Chucky."

Nica, sometimes when we're together,

you looking at me...
And I know it's you.

It's not Chucky. And I
live for those moments.

[TENSE MUSIC]

Okay, so there's just one left, right?

One doll left.

Open the f*cking door!

sh*t.

Our charity matinee, "Frankenstein,"

will still take place
tomorrow as planned.

- Mom or mayor?
- Excuse me?

Choose. Because Lexy didn't
sign up for all of this,

and neither did I.

Why is someone random guy
delivering a Good Guy doll

to Charles Lee Ray's old house?

Devon's at Charles Lee Ray's house.

[PANTING]

My name's Devon, by the way.

- What's yours?
- It's Chucky.

I love you. I just want to protect you.

It's over. We're done.

My dad kissed some lady at the wake.

My mom's wake.

Real classy, Dad.

- No wonder she jumped.
- Shut your g*dd*mn mouth!

She k*lled herself because of you.

Kid, thank you! Finally!

You have no idea how hard it's been

getting one of you little shits

to step up and play.

[LAUGH MENACINGLY]

[COCKS g*n]

Now, the real fun can start.

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

- sh*t.
- Who is he?

Someone who never had
the balls to be one of us.

Or the height. Dude's
almost as short as you.

I know, right? [LAUGHS]

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

What do we do?

What do you think?

I'm looking for Jake Wheeler.

- And you are?
- A friend.

Jake's sure got a lot of new friends.

Is he here?

Nope.

What about your mother?

- She d*ed.
- She d*ed?

How?

Not that it's any of your business,

but she k*lled herself.

Jesus.

Well, is your dad home?

Yeah, actually, he is. This way.

So how do you know Jake?

We met in an online chat group.

For Good Guy doll collectors.

Said he has one for sale.

I didn't know he was
getting rid of Chucky.

Is Chucky here? I'd love
to take a look at him.

I mean, if he's as mint as Jake says.

I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Huh.

He was just here.

- Your dad or the doll?
- Both, actually.

Uh...

Dad?

My mistake.

I guess he went out.

- With the doll?
- I guess.

Where'd he go, your dad?

Probably out with his girlfriend.

Mm-hmm.

[THUMP IN ANOTHER ROOM]

You don't mind if I take
a quick look around, do you?

Just in case he's here?
The doll, I mean.

I don't mind.

[TENSE MUSICAL CRESCENDO]

Look, I'm sorry.
I know how weird this is.

What's your name?

Junior. I'm Jake's cousin.

Andy.

You said your dad went
out with his girlfriend.

You really think he
brought the doll with him?

I'd rather not think
about that at all. Thanks.

Why don't we call him?

What, now?

Yeah. Let's try his cell.

- And ask if he has Chucky?
- Humor me, okay?

- [PHONE LINE TRILLING]

[PHONE RINGING IN ANOTHER ROOM]

[PHONE RINGING]

You having a bath?

I was about to.

[PHONE RINGING]

He always leaves it.

[WATER GURGLES]

Be careful.

It's freezing.

Do you have any idea where

your father and his
girlfriend may have gone?

Nope.

What about Jake? Where's he tonight?

Sorry. I have no idea.

Lot going on.

I'll let myself out.

But if you see Jake,
tell him to call me.

And Junior, if you see the doll,
stay away from him.

Okay?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

I knew he'd never look in here.

The guy's got serious issues.

- Why didn't you k*ll him?
- He had a g*n.

I hate g*ns.
They're like my Achilles heel.

Along with axes, fire,

and those big, industrial-size fans.

[SHUDDERS]

I just wanted to f*ck with him.

I got other plans for Andy Barclay.

What'd you do with my dad?

Down the laundry chute.

[CHUCKLES]

You hungry?

[CHUCKLES]

[PLAYFUL SPOOKY MUSIC]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

He doesn't exactly need
help k*lling people.

No, he doesn't.

So why bother?
What's he getting out of it?

Seriously, why has Chucky

been trying to get one
of us to k*ll somebody?

What would that accomplish?

Maybe it's part of some voodoo spell.

Maybe it has something to do

with that doll
you got at the bus station.

I left it in the kitchen.

[WHISTLING]

[SCREAMS]

[TENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[LAUGHS]

[GASPS]

Here's Chucky!

[g*nsh*t]

[g*nf*re CONTINUING]

- Who are you?
- I'm Kyle. I'm with Andy.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Okay, how many freaking
Chuckys are there?

That's a good freaking question.

We need to k*ll all of them.

- We need to find Devon first.
- Who's Devon?

His boyfriend.

He's not my...
He's at Chucky's old house.

Okay. Well, trust me,
if we're going into the lion's den,

we're gonna need help,
and we're gonna need Andy.

And we're gonna need a lot of coffee.

- Where's Andy?
- Don't worry, he's on his way.

Okay, so Chucky can, like,

splinter himself into other dolls?

Only Good Guy dolls.

It has to be an identical vessel.

Except for Nica.

- Who's Nica?
- Poor girl at the asylum.

Chucky possessed her, too. I know.

Whack. [SCOFFS] f*cking voodoo, man.

A few weeks ago, there were three dolls.

Jake, we thought you had the last one.

But here's the thing.

If Chucky can corrupt an innocent,

if he can get just one
kid to k*ll someone,

he can make an entire army.

Either of you k*ll anyone lately?

Will you please just let it go?

Somewhere here in Hackensack,

I fear some poor kid is
Chucky's friend to the end.

It's not Devon. Devon's fine.

And they've probably got him as bait,

so what are we waiting for?

Don't worry. I have a plan.

I'm really sorry. I feel terrible.

But Andy would k*ll me if
I let anything happen to you.

This is all I could
think of to keep you safe.

No.

I promise to do everything
I can to save your friend.

Everything's gonna be okay.

And now...

you are, too.

[DOOR OPENS]

[GASPS] Hi, honey! I'm home!

Nica?

Ooh, where did Nica go?

Where is she?

Oh, I see a little foot. Ha!

- [GASPS]
- [LAUGHING] That was fun!

Please don't hurt me.

One thing you should
know about me, Nica.

I would never, ever hurt you.

No, please. I'm scared of needles.

Don't be scared. It's just a little.

You won't feel anything.

- [GRUNTS]
- [SHOUTS]

Oh, I'm disappointed in you, Tiff.

[CACKLES]

Here we are again, huh?

This will make... how many
times have I k*lled you?

- [STAMMERS]
- Is it three?

No, four. Four, if you count
human bodies and doll bodies.

This... this will be
the last time, babe.

I promise.

You can't k*ll me, Chucky! You need me!

You need me, or the plan won't work!

Think about it.

- Oh, thinking is for losers.
- [SCREAMS]

Think again.

She's right, bro. We need her.

And I'm kind of used
to having her around.

Sweetface.

Help her up.

Yeah, help me up, assh*le.

[CHUCKLES] Get up.

f*ck you, Chucky.

Thank you, Chucky.

Come to Mama, come to Mama!

- Who's a good little Good Guy?
- [GIGGLING]

Who's a good little Good Guy?

Aww!

- Looking good, doll.
- [GIGGLES]

You're not looking so
bad yourself, Sweetface.

Mwah! [CHUCKLES]

- So where are they?
- They're right downstairs.

- Follow me.
- Okey-doke.

Come into my inner sanctum. [CHUCKLES]

Watch your step. We wouldn't
want to have any accidents.

[CACKLING SOFTLY]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Chucky, it worked.

Thanks to my pal here, Mr. Patricide.

Proud of him.
Now, he's gonna do his friend.

That's you. [CHUCKLES]

You want me to k*ll Devon?

Not yet. He could still be useful.

Good thinking.

Are you ready to meet
the troops, Chucky?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[CHUCKLES]

Pretty soon, the good guys
are gonna come for him,

and then, we're gonna
party like it's .

[LAUGHTER]

What does that mean?

We're gonna f*ck 'em up.

- Oh.
- And then, vaya con Dios.

k*ll 'em all. [CHUCKLES]

Any questions?

Um, uh...

is there an age limit?

On potential victims?

Good question.

No babies. We're not savages.

And they make better stooges anyway.

Anyone else?

Uh, yeah.

Could you define "baby"?

I mean, they can get pretty
wily once they start walking.

Well, let's just say nobody
under the age of five or six.

Fair enough?

What about twins?

Those freaks will g*ng up on you.

I mean, two against one?
That's not a fair fight.

Am I right?

[CACKLING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[ALL CACKLING]

See you tomorrow night at the theater.

- Don't be late.
- You got it.

All right.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

No cookies for bad little boys.

[CHUCKLES]

There you go, Sweetface.

Don't get me started
on Andy Barclay, bro.

You should have seen
the look on his face

when I whacked his babysitter.
[LAUGHTER]

Chucky! We did it!

- We...
- [LAUGHING]

Chucky, Chucky, Chucky, Chucky.

- In a minute.
- Ah, Jesus Christ, huh?

So what's all this been like?

You wouldn't believe
the amount of tail I get like this.

f*ck. [LAUGHTER]

d*ck, too.

[CHUCKLES]

You know, Chucky, you really
need to get over yourself.

You are the most self-involved man

I have ever met in my entire life.

- Are you talking to me?
- Or me?

Well, strictly speaking,

neither one of you is a man at all.

A real man would know
how to treat a lady!

[TENSE MUSIC]

But I don't see no lady. [CACKLES]

Oh!

Oh, no.

[YELPS] No!

- Oh, sh*t.
- Please.

At least she treats me
with a little respect.

Okay. Tiff, you're right. I'm sorry.

And maybe I should just get over myself.

And sometimes that takes real sacrifice.

k*ll her.

No! No! No, no, please! Please!

I'm sorry?

You know what that does to me.

[CACKLING]

Chucky, she's a part of you, too!

Plenty of me to go around nowadays.

There's more of me on that truck.

Now k*ll the bitch.

[SOBBING] Okay, Chucky.
I'll do it for you.

But I don't want to do it.

Who is it you're afraid of losing, Tiff?

Me or her?

Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!

Junior, do it.

[SOBBING] I'm sorry, Chucky.

[SOBBING] I'm sorry.

[TENSE MUSIC BUILDING]

Chucky, I mean, who is she?

She's your g*dd*mn trophy.

Now do her, or I'll do the three of ya!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[PANTING]

[LAUGHS]

You f*cking hag!

You're upside-down.

[LAUGHING]

Back off, Junior!

Who are you gonna trust to get
you out of this sh*thole town

before they find your father's corpse?

Me?

Or that?

- [GRUNTS]
- [LAUGHING DELIRIOUSLY]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

I'm done with you, Chucky!

I'm done with your petty
sh*t and your massive ego

and your tiny f*cking d*ck!

Tell me something, Sweetface.

Did you ever wonder

how those cops found you
that night in Chicago?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

We never k*ll anybody together anymore.

Where the hell do you
think you're going?

Going out.

Don't wait up for me, Red. Eh?

[BLOWS SMOOCH]

I'd like to speak to
Detective Mike Norris, please.

I have some information
on the Lakeshore Strangler.

- I'm gonna get you for it!
- [LAUGHING]

- I'm gonna get you!
- [LAUGHING]

One of me's gonna
get you! No matter what!

You'll do no such thing.
You need me, Chucky.

Besides, it's like
my mother always said.

If you love somebody, set them free.

Well, I'm setting us both free, Chucky.

Vaya con Dios!

See you in hell!

[GRUNTS AND GROANS]

Mic drop. [GIGGLES]

All right, Junior, look
alive. Make yourself useful.

I'm gonna make her
go nighty-night. [CHUCKLES]

No! Tiffany, stop! Please
don't! Tiffany, don't!

- [GASPS]
- [LAUGHING]

So noisy. All right.

Here, honey. Help me
with your auntie, Nica.

I have more important things to do.

[HUMMING TO SELF]

- What's that?
- Isn't it cute?

My darling Glenda gave it to me.

They have exquisite taste. [CHUCKLES]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

A little something to welcome
Andy Barclay with a bang.

[CHUCKLES]

All right.

You took one?

Can I keep him?

[SIGHS]

Okay, you can keep him.

But you gotta clean up the mess.

[LAUGHS]

[REMOTE BEEPS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUING]

Get up!

k*ll the twink.

[DRAMATIC OMINOUS MUSIC]

No!

[CRUNCHING IMPACTS]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Andy. The front door's booby-trapped.

Yeah, I figured.

They delivered the dolls in a truck.

Andy, they're all alive.

Just get out. Now.

Another g*dd*mn head.

Why not?

[LIGHTER CLICKS]

Where are the dolls, Chucky?

I'm not telling you, short stack,

so don't even bother.

Oh, you're gonna tell me, all right.

Where the f*ck are you?

I'm everywhere.

Andy?

[IN CHILD'S VOICE]
Help me! Please, help!

Andy?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Kyle, no!

[DEVICE BEEPS]

[SPARSE OMINOUS MUSIC]

Lexy, wake up.

Wake up.

[GASPS]

The bitch drugged us.

[SIGHS] How long were we asleep?

Mom sent like texts from the hotel.

She's actually worried about me.

Devon's still at
Charles Lee Ray's old house.

Jake.

What?

Check your alerts.

_

No. No, not Devon.

[JEREMY ZUCKER'S "YOU WERE GOOD TO ME"]

Jake, I'm so sorry.

♪ Lying isn't better than silence ♪

♪ Floating ♪

♪ But I feel like I'm dyin' ♪

♪ Still, no matter where I go ♪

♪ At the end of every road ♪

♪ You were good to me ♪

♪ You were good to me, yeah ♪

♪ I know it's easier to run ♪

♪ After everything I've done ♪

Jake?

Devon. I thought you were dead.

♪ And I'm so used to letting go ♪

I was looking for you everywhere.

♪ But I don't wanna be alone, oh ♪

♪ You were good to me ♪

[CHUCKLES]

- So what happened?
- That woman.

She was at Bree's wake.
She planted a b*mb.

What about Andy and Kyle?

I got out, but...

they were both inside.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

We're on our own. Again.

Kyle said that

Chucky needs to convince
an innocent to k*ll somebody.

If he does, he'll have an army.

But who's the innocent?

And who did they k*ll?

He k*lled his dad.

- Who?
- Junior.

Oh, sh*t.

There was a room full of Chuckys,

living ones, at the house.

There was dozens of them.

But they took them away in a truck.

Those dolls could be anywhere.

The mayor's benefit is today.

Some fundraiser for
children's hospitals.

Chucky's gonna hit the benefit.

We gotta get to the theater.

[APPLAUSE AND SHUTTERS CLICKING]

I'd like to thank all of you

for coming to this important event,

a benefit not only for
the children of Hackensack,

but for children in
need all over the USA!

- [LAUGHS]
- [AUDIENCE MURMURS]

What better way to
celebrate the occasion

than to announce the identity

of our special celebrity guest...

And I know this will come
as a wonderful surprise...

Oscar-nominated actress

and professional poker
player, Jennifer Tilly!

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- Hi! [LAUGHS]

Hello, Hackensack. Hello!

Lexy!

[TENSE MUSIC]

Help me.

Hello! You look ravishing.

Thank you for coming.

Oh, please, sit down. I love you all.

- Junior?
- Lexy!

Every Better Days
hospital in the country

will receive a priceless gift
from her personal collection...

of vintage Good Guy dolls! [LAUGHS]

"Hi. I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" [LAUGHS]

That's right.

authentic Good Guy dolls
that will be transported

immediately after
the show to Teterboro Airport,

and from there to needful
children from coast to coast.

Let's hear it for
Ms. Jennifer Tilly! Whoo!

Thank you.

Chucky! I want Chucky!

Okay. So let's all go watch
"Frankenstein," all right?

- Yay!
- Let's go.

Chucky wants to watch
"Frankenstein" too!

No, sweetheart, those
are for sick children

who need someone to take care of them.

Well, I'm sure one
measly, little, sick child

can take care of himself.

Here, sweetheart.

Your very own Good Guy doll.

Be careful, you two.

Don't get into too much trouble.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Lexy!

Junior?

Junior?

[METALLIC CLANKING]

- Look, it's moving.
- [THUNDER BOOMS]

It's moving. It's alive!

Junior?

It's alive, it's alive,
it's alive, it's alive!

What did you do to Junior?

In the name of God!

See for yourself.

[THUNDER BOOMING]

I'm Maria.

Will you play with me?

See how mine floats?

[GASPS]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

This is my favorite part.

No, you're hurting me! No!

[LAUGHING LOUDLY]

[GASPS]

- Hey.
- Hi.

Thank you.

[TENSE MUSIC]

[THE MONSTER GASPS]

Chucky? Where are you going?

- I'm gonna get some popcorn.
- Oh, yeah?

You want some?

[TENSE MUSIC]

[CACKLES]

Hey.

[CHUCKLING]

Please, Junior.

I think we should get back together.

You do?

It's incredible.

What is?

I used to be so afraid.

Afraid to compete, afraid of my dad.

I was even afraid of you.

That's...

But Chucky changed everything.

How's that?

He taught me how to be a man.

The brain which was
stolen from my laboratory

was a criminal brain.

What'd I miss?

After all, it's only
a piece of dead tissue.

- Here you go.
- Only evil can come of it.

Your health will be ruined if
you persist in this madness.

I'm astonishingly sane, Doctor.

You have created a monster,
and it will destroy you!

Nathan?

[GASPS AND SHUDDERS]

[SCREAMING]

What's going on?

[SCREAMS]

[CACKLING]

[SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[CACKLING]

- [GRUNTS]
- Ha!

[CHUCKLES]

One of us, Lexy. That's who you are.

You're a winner. And you
know what winners say.

f*ck the losers who can't take a joke.

[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

Come with us.

Come with us, and it'll be
better than it ever was before.

You and me. Together.

I'm not like that.

Bullshit!

You're exactly like
that, and you know it.

You and Junior are made for each other.

[TENSE MUSIC]

[INDISTINCT CHAOS]

Caroline.

Hey. Care?

Devon's gonna get you out of here,

but you have to hold
his hand the whole time.

- But the movie's not over yet.
- I know. We'll watch it later.

But right now, Devon's
gonna get you out of here.

But what about Daddy?

[CHUCKLES]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

He's coming! Go!

Chucky!

Here I am, assh*le! Come and get me!

You know what, Jake?

Once I hack you to pieces,

the world's gonna forget all about you.

Eventually, they're
gonna forget the names

of everybody who d*ed here tonight.

All they'll remember is
the number of people I k*lled.

My body count.

And they'll remember my name.

And from now on, when
they think of Hackensack,

they won't think about families,

they won't think about kids growing up

to be doctors or CEOs

or Instagram influencers.

They won't think about
pathetic losers like you, Jake.

They'll think of
Hackensack as ground zero

for the army of me that invaded America.

Not if we stop that truck.

Not if I k*ll you first.

- [Kn*fe RIPS]
- [SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

[SHOUTS]

[STRAINING]

You're thinking,

"How could a little doll
possibly be so strong?"

Doesn't make any sense!

You're nothing against the power

of the great, almighty Damballa!

[CACKLES]

Elizabeth!

I loved you, Junior.

I honestly did.

[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Because you were kind,

'cause you were loyal,

'cause you forgave me
every time I screwed up.

I was a bitch.

God, I was such a bitch.

And you were the sweetest boy ever.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

He's not a boy, he's a man.

No, Junior, you're a boy.

And you will never be
the kind of man he wants you to be.

[SOFT TENSE MUSIC]

k*ll her now, Junior!

But if you fall...

this time I'll catch you.

I promise.

Bullshit!

k*ll her! Or I will!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[CHUCKY GROANING]

Leave her alone.

[GROANING]

She's not like us.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

[RASPS]

Lexy.

Junior! No! No!

No, Junior, please don't. Oh, my God.

Tell everyone... I'm sorry.

[SOBBING] No, no, no.

[THE MONSTER BELLOWING]

[CACKLING]

- [TENSE MUSIC]
- [STRAINING]

[SCREAMS]

There he is! The m*rder*r!

[SNARLS]

Sacrilege!

You dare defy the almighty Damballa?

Yeah. I've been doing
some pushups lately.

[STRAINING]

Look at you now, Chucky.

You're pathetic. You're nothing.

[GROANING]

You're just Teddy Ruxpin
without a Kn*fe.

I don't need that sh*t.

All I need are my bare hands.

All that anyone's gonna remember tonight

is that we kicked your ass.

The world won't believe you.
They never do.

Admit it, Jake.

When I k*lled your dad,
you were thrilled.

I saw it in your eyes.

I knew he'd never be
able to hurt me again.

And this is how you thank me?

Then I was pissed.

I'm still pissed...

that we never got
the chance to work it out,

or to be friends again.

I was your friend.

I accepted you.

Your father never would have.

Yes, he would have.

If he only got the chance to meet Devon.

Oh, that is so gay.

[RASPY GAGGING]

[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Watch your f*cking mouth.

That's my boyfriend
you're talking about.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

_

[SIREN WAILING DISTANTLY]

[SNIFFLING]

What... what about Daddy?

- Sweetie.
- [CRYING]

Junior?

Good job, good job.
The plane leaves at midnight.

Don't be late.

Or I'll k*ll you. [LAUGHS]

Just joking. Actually, I'm not.

[ENGINE GRINDING]

[ENGINE TURNS OVER]

It's Andy.

♪ Limitations lifting ♪

♪ Up from the underground ♪

♪ Can't bury me, can't cover me up ♪

♪ Can't hold me down ♪

No!

He did it.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS]

[g*n COCKS]

Andy, I don't think
we've had the pleasure.

I'm Tiffany, the doll, not the person.

It's complicated.

You're not as cute
as I thought you'd be.

Just drive.

If you know what's good for you.

[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Morning, sleepyhead.

I really like you, Nica.

After all we've been through.

Just one snag.

I couldn't run the risk that
Chucky would sneak back in.

[CHUCKLES]

Who knows what that
little sh*t would do to me?

[CHUCKLES AND SIGHS]

Sometimes a girl's just
gotta advocate for herself.

So I fixed it.

[CHUCKLES]

[SOFT OMINOUS MUSIC]

[GASPING]

[SCREAMING]

[BILLIE EILISH'S "THE END OF THE WORLD"]

♪ It's a beautiful day ♪

♪ I wish this moment
would stay with the Earth ♪

Hackensack's motto
is "defendit numerus,"

Latin for "safety in numbers."

But what happens when
we feel outnumbered?

How do we fight back?

How do we stand a chance
against an enemy

who disguises himself as our friend?

Maybe the best way is
to know the difference

between friend and enemy.

And that means digging
deep enough to find out.

Sometimes bad things happen.

[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SNIFFLES]

We try to stop them.

Sometimes we can't.

If people die, it's up
to us to remember them.

Junior wasn't born
with evil in his heart.

Chucky put it there.

Like he tried to do with me.

But you guys stopped him.

Thanks for saving my life.

♪ If the end of the world ♪

♪ Was near ♪

♪ Where would you choose to be? ♪

♪ If there was five more minutes ♪

♪ Of air ♪

♪ Would you panic and hide ♪

♪ Or run for your life ♪

We can never tell anyone
what really happened.

Not even Ms. Fairchild.

♪ If we had five more minutes ♪

But the three of us are enough.

Even though believing in
one another is not easy,

standing together does
not come naturally.

But when we do, united like that,

that's how we fight back.
That's how we win.

[TENSE MUSIC]

[HUMMING TO SELF]

[CLASSICAL MUSIC]

Oh.

Hello. I didn't see you there.

I'm Chucky, and I hope
you enjoyed my new show.

You were probably wondering
how it all turned out.

Who lived, who loved, who d*ed.

The eternal questions,
explored by authors

such as Austen, Shakespeare,

Mancini.

And speaking of who d*ed,
let's review, shall we?

- I scored one electrocution...
- [BELL RINGS]

- one decapitation...
- [BELL RINGS]

- one defenestration...
- [BELL RINGS]

- one exsanguination...
- [BELL RINGS]

- an expl*si*n...
- [BELL RINGS]

- an awesome dishwasher mishap,
- [BELL RINGS]

- a neck break,
- [BELL RINGS]

- and one b*at down
- [BELL RINGS]

I'm sure you agree
the victim % had coming.

And let us not forget

the good, old-fashioned stabbings.

[BELL RINGING REPEATEDLY]

And exactly how did I k*ll the cat?

Probably better I leave
that to your imagination.

Making for a grand total

of victims.

Well, at least the kids
got their happy ending.

True love, BFFs,

and a whole bunch of dead parents!

[CACKLES]

But what about Andy and Nica,

and that truck full of Chuckys?

What kind of ending do they get?

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