03x04 - Super Twins

[bunniefuu]

You know,
this weather warriors
game stinks.

You can't win with
the lame superpowers
they give you.

[scoffs] not me.

Captain cold front
sneezes ice.

I just snotted out
half of cityopolis.

Let me get the limo
for you. Aah!

[crash]

Unh!

Zack! Cody!

Didn't hear a "bob."
see ya.

Oh! Wha--

Excuse me.

I have told you repeatedly

Not to park your bikes
in front of my hotel.

Now I am confiscating them.

What give you the right
to do that?

I'm bigger than you.

Well, not by much.

[growls]

Norman, help me
with the bikes.

Come on, norman,
get a bike!

Someone get the door!

[sighs] this stinks.

Yeah, when you're a kid,
you have no power.

Whoa, look,
a sh**ting star!

Quick! Close your eyes
and make a wish.

Both: I wish
I had superpowers!

Both: Good wish.

Well, you feel
any different?

Nah.

Wait.

Wait, I--I feel power!

It's swelling inside me!

It's building,
it's growing, it's...

[squeaks]

Nah, it's just gas.

♪ here I am in your life ♪

♪ here you are in mine ♪

♪ yes, we have
a suite life ♪

♪ most of the time ♪

♪ you and me,
we got the world to see ♪

♪ so come on down ♪

♪ just me and you
know what to do ♪

♪ so come on down ♪

♪ it's you and me ♪

♪ and me and you ♪

♪ we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪

♪ you and me,
we got it all for free ♪

♪ so come on down ♪

♪ this is the suite life ♪

♪ we've got a suite life ♪

[thinking] ack! Rank!

I'll just take a pair
from cody.

You will not.

I will not what?

You said you were going
to take my socks.

Well, I didn't say it.

I--I thought it.

[thinking] huh.
It's like he read my mind.

Because I did
read your mind!

Whoa! What am I
thinking now?

You took $ .
from my wallet?

I was gonna
give it back.

No, you weren't.

Wow, you can
read minds!

I--I guess my wish
came true!

I have superpowers!

Well, I made the same wish,
but I can't read your mind.

You can barely
read a book.

Hey, maybe I have
the power to fly!

Up...Up and....

[thud]

Down.

Morning! What--

Blueberry.

How'd you know
I was gonna ask you

What kind of
pancakes you wanted?

Because he has super--

Uh, sensitivity
to his mommy.

Yes, we'll make
our beds.

Lucky guess.

[exhales]

Why didn't you tell her
about your superpowers?

Because you're not
supposed to tell.

It's one of the basic rules
of being a superhero.

Well, you know what I think
should be a rule?

That if one twin
gets a superpower,

The other one should, too.

Yeah, just make
your bed.

And no, I'm not gonna
make it for you.

Wow! I have super speed!

You know, chicks love
superheroes.

I'm gonna call maddie.

No, you won't!

Cool!
I have telekinesis!

You have the power
to move telephones
with your mind?

Hey, you're still
thinking about calling--

Maddie.

[wind whistles]

Now, jasmine...

You need to find
a healthy way
to get your anger out.

So when you're upset,
try hitting this pillow.

Oh!

After...
I put it down.

[cell phone rings]

Hello--ahem.
Hello?

You'll never believe
what happened to me.

I wished upon a star

And got
supersonic speed!

What are you gonna
do with it?

Deliver pizzas
in under an hour?

Wait, hold on, zack.
Where are you going?

I'm going to use this
to get over my anger
at amy.

Hey, amy!

Hold this pillow
in front of your face!

Jasmine, wait!
Gotta go, zack!

Ok, look out for anyone

Who might need saving.

Right.

Hey, why are you staring
at that chick?

Oh, dude!

You got x-ray vision,
didn't ya?

Heh. No.

I'm reading her mind.

Oh. Well,
what's she thinking?

She's wondering why
I'm staring at her.

Ooh,
what's arwin thinking?

[thinking] in order to make
quantized oscillations

Consistent with
quantum mechanics,

The number of space-time
dimensions must be
restricted. [gasps]

If I had a monkey,
I'd name him bill.

[elevator dings]

Ooh, what's london
thinking?

[thinking] left, right...

Blink, breathe.

Ooh, twinkly light bulb!

Breathe!

Ahh. Skip, skip,
skip, skip.

Look, man, I'm gonna go
swipe some doughnuts
from the kitchen real quick.

I'll be back
in a nanosecond.

No! You can only use
your powers for good.

[scoffs]
doughnuts are good.

Zack,
pull up your pants.

Cody,
keep your pants on.

[thinking] rotten kids.

Why can't they
grow up already?

You should hear what
moseby thinks of us.

Eh, who cares?

Now that we have
superpowers,
he can't push us around.

Hey, you should
telephone-esis
to give him a wedgie.

I--I can't.

It's against the rules
to use our powers
on a mere mortal.

Whoa!

Did--did you see that?

Moseby must have
wished on that star
and become a superhero, too!

Mr. Moseby,
I want to talk to you
about a raise.

Oh, really?

Actually, I think
I'm making too much.

Could you please
cut my salary?

Delighted! Dismissed.

Yes, sir.

[evil laughter]

Moseby's no superhero.

He's a supervillain!

Or mom's a really bad
negotiatior.

Nyah aah aah!

Hi, mr. Moseby.

What's up?

I need you to build me
an evil ray g*n

To magnify my evil powers.

Ok. Heh.

But you'll need
to fill out this
work request form first.

Forms?

I don't fill out forms.

I'm the meanager!

Ooh, you found out about
your nickname, huh?

What nickname?
Never mind!

Just do as I say,
or I will use my
laser powers on you.

Oh, no.
What do they do?

Well,
blue is a freeze ray.

Oh, come on.
There's no such thing
as a fr--

Ohh. Oh, thank you.

And purple is--
well, frankly, I don't know
what purple does.

Ha ha ha!
That tickles.

Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Ha ha ha!

[gasping]

Ok, so what are you gonna
use your evil ray g*n for?

To magnify
my ability to rob kids
of their childhood

And turn them into
mini-adults.

Gasp! I won't do it!

Ok, I'll do it,
but you still have to
fill out the form.

Esteban.
[dings]

Whoo! Coming, sir.

Since I know you don't
read my memos,

You may not be aware

That I am now
a supervillain.

And I have decided to
make you my evil minion.

[gasps] never!

What is a minion?

It means henceforth
you will do
whatever I say.

Well, I do that now.

Now dance!

[dance music playing]

Now slap yourself!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Now pick your nose!

Heh heh heh!

It's good
to be the meanager.

Oh, you found out
about your nickname.

What nickname?!
Never mind.

So, now that I've
been promoted from
bell boy to evil minion,

Do I get
a sidekick name?

Oh, yes.

From this day forward,
you will be known as...

Bell boy!

Ok, that sounds like
a lateral move to me.

[elevator dings]

Man, these
superhero costumes
are super itchy.

Why do we gotta wear
them under our clothes?

You have to.

It's one of the rules.

Where is this rule book?
I want to read it.

Super rules
for super heroes.

Oh ho ho,
that's a big book.

Peed,
but I still read
at a third-grade level.

Did that sign
look suspicious to you?

I don't know.
It went by so fast,
I couldn't read it.

Arwin: Oh, meanager...

Here's your evil ray g*n.

I call it the adultifier!

♪ da da da ♪

Ho ho ho!

Wow. I like it.

Mr. Moseby: The adultifier!

But you forgot the...

♪ da da da ♪

Oh, yeah.

[ray g*n clicks]

Well, it's--
it's not working.

Oh, yeah, you need
diamonds to power it.

Diamonds?
Yeah.

Big diamonds.

Oh, yes, good choice.

Heh heh.

At any point,
did you consider
going with something,

N'know,
more affordable,
like, say, batteries?!

So, what are you
gonna do with
the adultifier?

It's going to magnify
my green ray.

Hey, guys.
What are we playing,
hide and seek?

Both: Shh!

Mr. Moseby:
I'll show you.

Bob, get down!

Bob, are you ok?

The name's robert.

Ah, the green ray
makes suits.

A nice suit, too.

It doesn't make suits!

It turns kids
into adults.

Dude, he zapped you!

Unhand me,
you hooligan.

Who's little boy
is this?

Quick,
he's gonna zap us!

This is a job for...

Quick guy. And...

Brain man!

Bm?

Why didn't you
say anything?

Uh, um, I--
I never noticed.

Missed me.

Missed me again.

Aah!
[gasps]

♪ I'm gonna take
your machine ♪

♪ no, you're not ♪

♪ who's gonna
stop me? ♪

Both: ♪ that would be us ♪

Ok, now I'm ready.

It's about time!

[dings]
ow!

Coming, sir!

[sobbing]
stupid telekinesis!

♪ ha ha, ha ha ha ♪

You won't be laughing
after this.

Cody!

Cody?

[exhales]

[exhaling]

Aw, still not shiny enough.

Stupid diamond.

Mirror: Oh,
no diamond can compare

To the soh! You're right,
in your mirror.

But I'm still
not taking you to
the chateau in France.

Someone's looking puffy.

[gasps]

We're here to save you.

We would have
been here earlier,
but I had to defrost cody.

It's b-b-b-brain man.

Right.

Save me from who?

The meanager.

We think he's after
your diamonds.
[gasps]

You're right!
[thunder]

Oof!

You're right!
[london gasps]

I need those diamonds to
power up my adultifier,

Which I will bounce off
the tipton satellite,

Turning every child
in the world

Into a mini-adult.

London, don't give
him your diamonds.

Hey, if I didn't
give them up when they
held daddy for ransom,

I'm certainly not
gonna give them up now.

Then I will take them.

[gasps]

Not while we're here,
you won't.

Well, if you're here,
then who's going
to save maddie?

What have you done
to her, you fiend?

She is being tied
to railroad tracks

By my evil minion
bell boy!

You mean esteban?

Whatever.

You go, quick guy.

I'll stop the meanager.

Oh, then who's going
to save your mother?

You've got our mommy,
too?

How could you?

Hello! Villain!

She is being held
by my evil minion
the engineer.

You mean arwin?

Yeah, I didn't
spend a lot of time
on the minion names, ok?

Coming, maddie!

So let me
get this straight.

Moseby is a supervillain,

And you're his evil minion
sent her to kidnap me?

That is the silliest thing
I have ever heard.

Silence, c*ptive!

On second thought,
that is the silliest
thing I have ever heard.

Hey! Did you tie up
our counselor?

Uh...Maybe.

We were gonna do that!

Yeah!

I hate when that happens.

Well, ha!
You're too late.

So, esteban...
Huh?

You got me tied up.
How exactly are you gonna
put me in peril?

Are there any
railroad tracks nearby?

No, but there's
a red ant hill outside.

You can bury her in it.

I'll get the shovel.
I'll get the honey.

I'll pour it on her.

Or you could untie me

Like the good girls
I know you are.

All: Nah.

[girls screaming]

I'm here to save you,
maddie.

[evil laughter]

Oh, you will never
b*at the meanager...

And esteban!

I thought you were
the bell boy.

Oh, it didn't catch on.

Wow, that was
fantastic!

You really do have
superpowers.

That's not something
a guy lies about, baby.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go save
the children of the world.

He was cute.

Thank you.

[whistling]

You know, uh,
you look at little tense.

You know, I could
give your shoulders
a little massage if--

No. What I want
is to be let go.

No can do, cupcake.
Heh heh.

I can make the time
pass a little quicker.
You know, a little music.

I wrote you a song.
You want to hear it?

No! What I want
is to be let go!

♪ I love carey,
she's pretty as a fairy ♪

♪ I love carey ♪

♪ forgive me if I starey ♪

I thought it was painful
being tied up.

Don't worry, mom.

I'm a superhero,
and I'm here to save you.

Aw, great costume,
sweetie.

But it's chilly outside.
Shouldn't you have
a sweater?

[scoffs] mom.

Superheroes
don't wear sweaters.

They do if it's
super cold outside.

Well, even if you're
toasty warm,

You'll never get past...

The engineer!

I don't have to.

[gasps]

Oh, great job,
honey!

That's my little
superhero. Mwah!

Mom!

Not in front of
the evil minion!

Come on.

Not so fast!

Hey, arwin,
want a kiss?

[gasps] I knew
that song would work.

Close your eyes
and pucker up.

[both mouthing words]

More diamonds, london!
More diamonds!

But this is my favorite.
Her name is tina.

Bye, tina.

Stop right there,
meanager.

Your days of meanaging
are over.

Well, you're too late.

I just need one more diamond
to power up my adultifier.

Children of the world,

Say good-bye to recess

And hello to rush hour!

Give me the diamond,
london.

Her name is tina.

Fine, give me tina.

There you go.

Wh--where'd it go?

Heh! All your evil plans
are foiled!

Here, take cheryl.
Ha!

Not so fast.

I'll get the diamond.
You get the adultifier.

Right!

No, pulled a hammy.

Someone forgot to stretch.

[evil laughter]

Oh!

[grunts]

[laughing]

What's so funny,
cody?

Get in front of me.

Ha ha ha!
Ok, now I get it.

[evil laughter]

Oh, no!

The adultifier
is powered up!

And the first kids
I'm going to use it on
are you!

That's what you think.

Mirror: Hey,
I was taking a nap.

[grunting]

If it turns kids
into adults,

I wonder what it
turns adults into.

[grunting]

[babbles]

Waaa!

[babbling]

Well...

There's your answer.

Tina! Cheryl!

Oh! Are you ok?

Mommy's sorry.

Let's have a little polish,
and off to bed.

Boys!

Mom, we defeated
the meanager.

And saved all the children
of the world.

Well, except for bob.

On the bright side,

I hear
he has a thriving
insurance business.

You know what?
I say we celebrate

With some pizza
and video games.

Aw, guys, I'm sorry,
but the phone's been
ringing all night.

Apparently a lot of people
need your help.

Let's see...

There's a bus on
a broken suspension bridge--

Ooh! I think I'd start
with the giant spider

That's climbing city hall.

[woman screams]

[man yellilng]

Ooh, he just ate
the mayor.

[monster burps]

But do we have to
do it now?

We wanted to go
to mr. Cheesy's
happy pizza place.

I'm sorry, sweetie,
but with super power
comes super responsibility.

There's no time
for kid's stuff.

Ok, I guess we'll go.

Oh, wait!
I gotta get your sweaters.

You know,
being a superhero
really stinks.

I wish we never
made that wish.

Wait a minute.

If you run us
around the earth
at supersonic speed,

We could reverse
its rotation,

Thus sending us
back in time

To the exact moment
we saw the sh**ting star!

Great idea!

Easy! I didn't get
super strength.

I think you ran us back
a little too far.

[roaring]

You think?

Hop on!

[grunting]

[whimpers]

Look, I'm telling you,

We wished upon a star,
we got superpowers,

And we saved all
the children of the world

By defeating moseby
and his evil minions.

How could you
not remember
something like that?

I don't remember it
because you dreamt it.

You know what?
Something must've happened

When we went through
the time vortex.

Or you ate pieces
of cold pepperoni pizza

Right before
you went to bed.

Hello, I do that
every night.

[scoffs]
look, I'm telling you,

Arwing built moseby
this adultifier!

Aah! There it is!

Run before he
turns it on you!

Wow.

You'd think
he'd never seen

An atomic toilet
plunger before.

Heh heh.

[gags]