01x31 - Closed Door Policy

[bunniefuu]

Grrr!

One Meh Cheese Regal,
hold the Ordinary Onions.

So-so Sauce on the side.

Here.

This is
a Something's Fishy Sandwich.

-So?
-It's not what I ordered.

And the head is still on it.

And it's still alive.

Fine.

-Here.
-Ugh!

You want it to go?

Me! I'm open!

Sonic, pass it to here!
Coming to you, Sonic!

Ugh!

Uh... goal!

Hey, your Meh Burger
looks weird.

It's not a stupid Meh Burger.
I made this myself.

Ah, so it's a Me Burger.

An Amy Burger.

See, I took the original name
and did a clever twist on it.

-Yeah, clever.
-I thought it was clever.

Don't patronise me.

Speaking of patronising, let's
go be customers at Meh Burger.

Meh Burger is horrible.

The people of this
unnamed village deserve better.

I'm gonna open a restaurant
with good service,

a pleasant,
inviting atmosphere...

-And a moat? And laser turrets?
-Probably not.

You know nothing
about running a restaurant.

If I let knowing nothing
stop me from doing something,

I'd never do everything.

I'm really gonna do it.
I'm opening a restaurant.

Are you guys with me?

-Yeah.
-What are we doing?

Don't blame me
when it's overrun by invaders.

Present spatulas!

Good. Very nice.

Sticks, that's not a spatula.
Lose it.

Knuckles,
your hat is on backwards.

Where did everyone go?

I'm about to teach
Dave the Intern

a lesson he'll never forget.

Every teacher I ever had said
that, and they were all wrong.

I forgot every lesson.
And how to feed myself.

Oh, false alarm. I do remember.

Welcome to Chez Amy,

where our motto is "At least
we know what you ordered".

[excited chatter]

Agh!

You win this round,
but just you wait!

[customers chatting]

See? People want good service.

Dave the Intern
can't compete with that.

[Dave] Ahoy!

The new Meh Burger Drive-Through
Express is now open.

That voice from the sky
is right.

Why are we wasting our time here

when we could be using
a drive-through?

-Because none of you have cars.
-[all] Oh...

Don't worry, Amy. It's just
a stupid gimmick. It'll pass.

Yes, it will. Especially when
I have my own stupid gimmick.

[whistles]

I'm excited to announce that,
starting today,

every customer will receive...

uh... a Chez Amy...

magic fun lump.

Magic fun lumps?

I'm going to collect all four.

[excited chatter]

[Amy] Agh!

Day two
of the battle of the buns,

and already Meh Burger
finds itself in a real "pickle".

Can it "ketchup"?

Will Chez Amy
"meat" the challenge?

"Lettuce" wait and see.

[laughs]

Hello, Pulitzer.

How are you folks doing?

Magic fun lump for the kids?

They're fun to throw!

Ugh!

Guys! Chez Amy
is all about service.

Friendly, smiling,
happy service.

Now get your lazy butts in gear!

Knuckles,
quit eating the Amy Sauce!

You haven't won yet.
I shall have my revenge!

Mm, that Meh Burger
was delicious.

[excited chatter]

-Burger me.
-Make mine pre-chewed.

sh**t it in my mouth.

I've designed a food delivery
system that bypasses the mouth

and inserts the food directly
into the customers' stomachs.

Ugh! Amy, you've totally lost
sight of why you're doing this.

I'm doing this
to destroy Dave the Intern

and his unerring instinct
for what the public wants.

I don't care what they want.
I know what they need.

Good service
with a warm, friendly smile.

Now tell them to get in here!

This is nuts.

I'd like a Meh Burger.

Here.

That's disgusting!
Give me a new one.

Sorry, I'm on break.

Grrr!

Eggman? What do you want?

Revenge.
Domination. Destruction.

But first,
a sandwich of some sort.

Why don't you just go to stupid
Meh Burger like everyone else?

I did.

But that jackanapes
behind the counter

was too "busy" to serve me.

And my blood sugar was too low
to hatch a plan to destroy him.

Ooh! Now, that's good.

And the service was so fast.

Giving me your plate
was a tad unhygienic,

but still, I'm impressed.

-Huh... Anyone else hungry?
-No, I'm full.

Let's go to Amy's restaurant
for lunch.

Huh?

Let's have lunch at Chez Amy.

We'll never get past the moat.

And if we do, she'll
make us work and yell at us.

OK, we won't go.

I think going to Amy's
restaurant is a great idea.

Don't patronise me.

[customers chatting]

That was delicious.
Why isn't this place packed?

Clearly I don't know
how to bring in the customers.

Well, I do.

Make me your partner
and I'll fill the place.

And together we'll bring
Meh Burger to its knees.

Even though it's a building.

[customers chatting]

I don't know how you did it,
but you turned things around.

It was simple. I blew up
Meh Burger last night.

-You what?
-Look, I'm a villain.

I have a limited playbook.

That's coming
out of your pay cheque.

Ooh, look! It's that fellow
from Meh Burger.

He seems sad.

Now's your chance
to rub salt in his wounds.

Go! Go and taunt
your vanquished foe.

Grind your heel into the carcass
of your defeated enemy.

Humiliate him and brush away
the fragments of his confidence.

I felt bad for him,
so I gave him a job.

OK, you've got a lot to learn

about foe-vanquishing
and salt-wound-rubbing.

Here at Chez Amy
we offer service with a smile.

A what now?

That thing you do
with your mouth

where it turns up at the ends?

Remember,
the customer always comes first,

so make sure you give them
exactly what they want.

Can I go on break now?

First get me an Amy Royale.

-I'm on my break.
-Grrr!

-Can I get...
-We're out.

Grrr!

The soup is cold
and the salad is hot.

How is that even possible?

Do you have to do that here?

OK, I'll move.

You can't.
Don't you see the cones?

Uh... Fine, I'll stay.
Get me a sandwich.

Ow!

-Someone help me up.
-[Dave] I'm on my break!

-Grrr!
-[giggling]

That's it!
Prepare to be eliminated.

-[rumbling]
-What's going on?

The annihilation of that upstart
by my army of robots.

But this is
half your restaurant.

Like I said, I don't have
a lot of plays in the playbook.

If it makes you feel better,
I'll just destroy your half.

Sonic, I need some help
at the restaurant.

Amy, we don't want
to work for you.

Eggman's robots
are attacking...

I'm happy to help with that.

Ha-ha!

Wah! Wah!

So do I still get my break?

From now on

I'm leaving the food service
to the professionals

and doing the kicking butt
with my friends.

As a thank you
for rebuilding Meh Burger,

this is on the house.