03x04 - Part 4

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We just drove by.
His car's still there.

What the hell, Gene?

Is he still inside?

Can't tell, but the lights
are on in there.

f*ck, Gene! This job was
supposed to be done yesterday.

Are you trying to get me k*lled?

What do you want us to do?

We're all over it.

f*ck!

She's a worrier.

Yeah.

Cause of death...

Took me a while, but I think

someone cut this man's head off.

Here's the headline.

Actually, I just gave you
the headline.

Yeah, I'm still doing standup
on the weekends.

This man hadn't eaten for days,

at least not any food,

but I found this in his stomach.

Maybe it's just me,
but I'd start with the wife.

It's inscribed.

Yes, it says...

"To Dougie,

with love, JaneyE."

And now food is coming.

You're still with me.

That's good.

Could you send in Steven,
please?

Sir, you wanted to see me?

Yes, I wanted to see you.
Sit down.

Okay.

Great.

Yeah, well, not great.

You think you're
some sort of hotshot?

Excuse me?

This résumé is
one of the worst written

I've ever seen,

and you didn't even
fill out this form properly.

Not even close. It's incomplete.

It's worse than sloppy.

I wanted to see you to tell you

that if you ever want
to find work anyplace,

then you better
get your act together,

do things properly,
and start showing some respect

for a possible future employer,

because based on this sh*t,
you'd never get hired here,

and I would never recommend you
for any work, anyplace.

Now, you can get up
and get your ass out of here.

What an assh*le.

That's rough.

Yeah.

When do you get
those tests back?

Sheriff Truman?

Your wife is here.

She went to your office,
and you weren't there.

I could have told her that.

Hold on a minute.

She is now walking

to Deputy Chief Hawk's office,

where you are.

Thank you, Lucy.

Doris is coming.

You hang tough, Harry.

Okay. I'll check in
with you tomorrow.

Why aren't you in your office?

Because I'm here.

You making fun of me?

What is it, Doris?

Dwight's got diarrhea.

The twins are coming
this weekend.

He got in
the upper cupboard again.

And I am not going another day
with a leaking pipe.

It soaked the pantry floor,

and we're gonna get
that black mold, Frank!

Did you call them?

Yes.

They're very busy.

They know all
about the leaking pipe

and promise to have it fixed
by tomorrow night.

So I have to go a full day
with a leaking pipe?

Do you realize
what this is gonna cause?

You have a bucket under it?

Yes!

But it filled up,

and it slopped
all over the floor.

I can't keep my eye on a bucket
all day, Frank.

Can you get a bigger bucket?

So I can spend money on a bucket

that we'll probably
never use again,

but I can't spend money

on that new rug
that I really like.

Is that it?

That is not fair, Frank.

And what about Dad's car?

I'm not gonna have him k*lled

in that damn deathtrap car.

I told you this.

Sammy looked at it,

and it's fine.

When?

About two hours ago.

Well, I wish
you would've called me.

I've been just waiting
at the house

in case Dad needed
a ride somewhere.

You're impossible!

Go get in the car, Sonny Jim.

Okay, I hid the money.

I counted it...

$425,000.

Don't worry.
It's in our secret place.

Now, when you get to work,
call them and set up a time

and pay them
their 50 grand, okay?

Then we'll be free and clear.

Okay, Dougie, you're acting
weird as sh*t.

Just don't forget
to call them, okay?

And no more drinking
and gambling.

Now get going.
You'll be late for work.

Work.

Damn. Your car.

Okay, get in. I'll drive you.

Where is your car, anyway?

In the car!

Get out of the car, Dougie.

I think you're having
one of your episodes.

Now listen to me.

You need to pull yourself
together

and get to work.

Get out of this car now.

Get out of this car
and go to work.

Dougie, get to work.

Dougie!

Honestly.

Off in dreamland again, Dougie?

Get the lead out, pal.

Staff meeting starts
in three minutes.

Mary.

Seven up.

All right.

Coffee.

Sorry, Dougie.
I didn't get one for you.

I didn't even know
if you'd be here today.

- Coffee.
- All right.

You can have Frank's.

He never drinks his, anyway,

and I got an extra green tea.

Maybe he'll like that?

Damn good joe, Dougie?

- Damn good joe.
- Yeah, yeah.

It's pretty damn good.

Hey, thanks for coming in.

I hope everything's okay.

Yeah, no problem.

Coffee?

You all right?

I don't know him.

Dougie...

come on, pal.

Come along.

Hey!

Look who's back
from Bendersville.

With a new haircut.

I covered for your ass, pal.

You owe me bigtime for that.

What'd you do?

Did you go drinking
in a steam bath?

Okay.

Yeah. Good morning.

Did you get my note?

No, I didn't get your note.

I sent you one.

Tell it to your wife, Darren.

Hey, Phil.

I gave Dougie your coffee.
I'm sorry.

He really wanted it.

Do you want
this green tea latte?

No.

I wa... I want that.

Sorry...

Sorry.

Okay.

I'll try it.

All right, let's get started.

Sit down, Dougie.

Cut the sh*t, Dougie.

Hey, come here. Come here.

Hey, Dougie.

Right here. Come on.

Tony, lead us off.

Okay, I've got,
16 new claims this week,

and two claims from last week

have been processed
and approved,

so we have to pay out.

Which ones are those?

The Beakers, who had

the broken water main
and Littlefield.

Forensics
made Littlefield for arson.

There... there's no arson,
Bushnell.

Um, the inspectors cleared it.
It checks out.

It's legit.

We have to honor the claim.

He's lying.

What'd you say?

What did you say?

Are you calling me
a liar, Dougie?

Hey, where the hell do you
get off calling me a liar?

What do you mean
by that, Dougie?

I want you in my office
as soon as we're finished here.

So, like I was saying,

Littlefield's legit.

May I continue?

Is that okay with you, Dougie?

My friend?

Close the door behind you...

on your way out.

Dougie, where do you
get the stones

to call my best agent a liar?

Agent.

He closes more cases in a week

than you do in a month.

Agent.

This is serious, Dougie.
This is no game.

Game.

Okay, Dougie, we'll play a game.

It's a homework game,

since you missed
the last two days of school,

smart guy.

I want you to take
these case files

home with you tonight.

I need a full assessment
on each case.

And what you come back
with tomorrow

will have a whole hell of a lot
to do with your future

at this company.

Case files.

Is the men's room locked?

Come on, I'll sneak you
in the ladies'.

Come on.

You know, I was thinking...

maybe I'll let you
kiss me now, handsome.

Okay, go ahead.

I'll keep watch.

Yes?

I'll tell him now.

They're on their way up.

Thirty jackpots in a row.

We haven't paid out that many
in a year.

Turn him around.

How much did that man there
on the television win?

$425,000.

Four hundred twenty f...

And you're trying to tell us
that you weren't in on this?

How much did
that man win, again?

$425,000.

You're f*cking fired.

Get him out of here.

Leave town.

Don't ever come back.

You.

You got his job.

You let us know

if this man ever
comes in here again.

f*ck off, kid!
Get the f*ck out of here!

f*ck!

All done, Jade.

Hey, you got a john
in the state of Washington?

What?

Found this hotel key
in your car.

Dougie.

Give me a second, Chris.

Toad, bread's here.

Hey.

Hey, Toad.

Hiya, Becky.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, dear.

Hi.

What's up?

I can't stand this.

I need some more money.

I'm sorry.

He's looking for work.

That's a lot.

He will find a job.

- Honey, I can give you this.
- Okay.

- But this is all I got.
- Thanks. I love you.

I love you, too, Becky.

Shelly, this is the third time

she's asked you for money
in two weeks.

I know.

If you don't help her now,

it's gonna get a lot harder
to help her later.

We both know that tune,
don't we?

How much money did we get?

- Aw.
- $72.

Hey, cheer up. I'm good for it.

I'll pay her back.

They're watching us.

I'm gonna roll.

Kiss me.

And now I'm gonna take my girl
out to dinner.

Hey, I saved some for you.

Want a taste?

Did you take all of that today?

Yeah.

Why?

Why wouldn't I?

For my interviews.
You know how nervous I get.

Come on.

Besides, I got some

great f*cking feedback today.

I'll tell you
all about it at dinner.

And in between, I'll tell you...

how much I love you,

and I'll tell you
how beautiful you are,

and I'll tell you

how sexy you are,

and those tits,
how majestic they are,

and that ass... give me a break,

and I'll get you some bread.

Why?

Because I heard you've been

kneading it all day.

I love how your eyes close

whenever you kiss me.

And when I'm away from you,

I love how you miss me.

- Okay, all right, buddy.
- Excuse us.

- Come on.
- Come on, Dougie, move!

- We have arrived.
- Hello?

- Come on!
- Dougie, come on.

- Jeez!
- Get out of the way.

Hawk?

Have you found any Indians?

Anywhere?

II haven't found any Indians.

No, Andy.

It's seven o'clock.

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where your freedom is?

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of White Tail Peak,

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doing the vamp for liberty,

climbing the ramp to justice,

and lighting the lamp
of freedom.

So...

what's on your mind tonight?

I mean, you know I'm gonna
tell you what's on mine.

We're sinking down deep
in the mud,

and the fucks are at it again!

The same vast global
corporate conspiracy.

Different day.

You can't see it
without a cosmic flashlight.

Guess what.

I've got one.

Yeah.

And its beam, it penetrates

the igneous rock of ignorance.

It flips that rock over,

and there they are, exposed,

wriggling, squirming,

crawling on their bellies
like foul maggots,

frantically racing back
to the cover of darkness

that they so crave.

We're coming for you.

Yeah, we're coming for you.

Let's just see
what they're cooking up today.

I know what I'll be cooking up.

Know the ingredients.

Just read what's on the box.

In fact, read between the lines.

What's lurking in that...
That toaster waffle,

those muffins...

that frozen children's treat?

Poison!

Deadly poisons.

That's what's there.

And what's waiting for you?

Cancer!

Leukemia!

Autoimmune disorders!

Pulmonary embolism!

Warts!

Psoriasis, eczema!

Cardiac arrest!

Where are the cops
when we need them?

Anorexia,

bodyimage bullshit,

microbial toxins,
bacterial toxins,

environmental toxins!

Our air, our water, our earth.

The very soil itself!

Our food!

Our bodies poisoned!

Poisoned!

That's...

huckleberry extract

in clean, boiled water

from the pure, artesian springs

of White Tail Peak.

Yeah.

f*ck that acai berry
sh*t from the Amazon.

In the immortal words
of Pete Seeger,

if I had a hammer...

Guess what.

I've got a hammer.

You must see,

hear, understand, and act.

Act now.

Friends, we all live in the mud.

In the sh*t!

Shovel your way out of the sh*t.

This is your shiny, gold shovel.

Two coats, guaranteed.

Shovel your way out of the sh*t

and into the truth.

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That's right.

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Accept no substitute.

Get yours now.

You can go in now.

We got another database hit

on prints
for Major Garland Briggs.

Major Garland Briggs.

All right.

And how many is that?

This would be the 16th time.

Sixteen hits in, what, 25 years?

And where'd this one come from?

Police.

Buckhorn, South Dakota.

Another wildgoose chase, I bet,

but we got to check it out.

You ever been
to South Dakota, Cindy?

I hear it's lovely
this time of year.

And remember, if this is real...

But it won't be...

But if it's real,

we have to alert the FBI.

I'm booking the flight.

First class, Cindy.

Yeah, right.

I have to ask you
to stop smoking.

Put that cigarette out.

Make me.

I'll take care of this.

Just make sure
he stops smoking in here.

Okay?

Give me a smoke.

Keep the whole pack.

Thanks, buddy.

Hey, can I have a light?

Come here.

Sit down.

- Hey.
- Hey what?

Hey, what's your name?

- Charlotte.
- Yeah?

You want to f*ck me, Charlotte?

You want to f*ck?

No. No, stop it.

Hey, leave her alone.

Little f*cking smoking babies.

Makes me laugh.

I'm gonna laugh
when I f*ck you, bitch!

One phone call.

Thank you, Warden Murphy.

Are we recording?

Recording everything.

Now that everyone's here,

I will make my phone call.

Now, who should I call?

Should I call Mr. Strawberry?

What the hell?

No, I don't think
I'll call Mr. Strawberry.

I don't think he's taking calls.

I know.

I know who to call.

What the hell?

How is he doing this?
How is he doing this?

Did he make a call?
What number did he dial?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What did this guy just do?

Sir?

There's no loitering here, sir.

Move it along, champ.