Hey, this thing ain't working right.
It's working all right for me.
Mary! Mary Roberts!
Get busy now. Here he is again.
What's up with you? Why aren't you helping Lola?
I'm sorry, sir, but the dishes...
Bother the dishes. You've got to help her make her changes.
Yes, sir. Now get going.
Come on, get going, get going. Go on!
We want Lola! We want Lola!
Gentlemen, it's my aim to give you the best entertainment money can buy.
I've brought here at great expense...
Get a piece of fat and slide off!
Who said that?
All right, you'll get Lola.
Hurry, they're getting restless.
I gotta look good. They sh*t at me!
Aw, quit your whining. Hurry!
If we ever get enough money, we'll leave this one-horse t*nk.
Come on, hurry.
How do I look? Like a million.
# Say, I've been roamin' from Frisco to Maine
# Been huntin' a man that's not too tame
# He's gotta have somethin' I need a lot
# Baby, dear, that's what you've got
# Will you be my lovey-dovey, my little honey man?
# We could bill and coo Baby! # The way all lovers do
# Will you be my ducky-wucky, my little sugar pie?
# Never make you blue
# I'd be so sweet to you... #
Say, Finn, you're a lucky skate, having a swell gal like Lola.
I certainly am.
What do you mean?
She's the lucky one, having a swell fellow like me.
# Will you be my lovey-dovey That's me.
# My little honey man?
# I'm a little bit lonesome... #
Have you seen my husband?
Yeah, over there.
# Won't you be my ownsome
# My little turtle dove... # Will I?!
Waiter, I want a big bottle of wine, right here!
Come on, this here's no good.
Sweetheart!
Oh!
Hi, Charley. Hiya, boys.
Oh!
Watch where you're going!
Hey, Ollie, look. We're only two miles from town.
Well, I'll never make it.
I've got one foot in the grave now.
Hey, stop him. Maybe we can get a ride.
I'll get my clothes on. Hurry up.
Whoa! Whoa!
All right, mister. We're in. Come on, Dinah. Come on.
Are you going to Brushwood Gulch?
Uh-huh.
We are, too.
A lot of weather we've been having lately.
Pretty.
It's only four months to Christmas.
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Do you mind if I put my hand right here?
I saw her first. Come.
That's it.
Darling!
Not you! I meant my husband.
Have a nice trip, darling?
Lovely... until these two came aboard.
They've done nothing but annoy me all the way in.
Here, you run along home.
Goodbye.
Fiddlin', huh?
We don't like your kind around these parts.
And there's one thing we don't allow, and that's messin' with our women.
If you want to stay healthy, get the next coach out of town.
Yes, sir. We'll be glad to.
Just as soon as we've finished our business.
If you miss the next coach...
you'll be riding out of here in a hearse.
Good day, strangers. Good day, sir.
Goodbye.
Let well enough alone.
# Commence advancing, right and left a-glancing
# A-mooch, a-dancing, slide and glide entrancing
# You do the tango jiggle to the Texas Tummy Wiggle
# Take your partner and you hold her
# Slightly enfold her
# A little bolder, just work your shoulder
# Snap your fingers one and all in the hall at the ball
# That's all, some ball
# Commence to dancing, commence to prancing
# Commence advancing, right and left a-glancing
# A-mooch, a-dancing, slide and glide entrancing
# You do the tango jiggle to the Texas Tummy Wiggle
# Take your partner and you hold her
# Slightly enfold her
# A little bolder, just work your shoulder
# Snap your fingers one and all in the hall at the ball
# That's all, some ball
# Commence to dancing, commence to prancing
# Commence advancing, right and left a-glancing
# A-mooch, a-dancing, slide and glide entrancing
# You do the tango jiggle to the Texas Tummy Wiggle
# Take your partner and you hold her, slightly enfold her
# A little bolder, just work your shoulder
# Snap your fingers one and all in the hall at the ball
# That's all, some ball
# Commence to dancing, commence to prancing
# Commence advancing, right and left a-glancing
# A-mooch, a-dancing, slide and glide entrancing
# You do the tango jiggle to the Texas Tummy Wiggle
# Take your partner and you hold her
# Slightly enfold her
# A little bolder, just work your shoulder
# Snap your fingers one and all in the hall at the ball
# That's all, some ball
# Commence to dancing, commence to prancing
# Commence advancing, right and left a-glancing
# A-mooch, a-dancing, slide and glide entrancing
# You do the tango jiggle to the Texas Tummy Wiggle
# Take your partner and you hold her
# Slightly enfold her
# A little bolder, just work your shoulder
# Snap your fingers one and all in the hall at the ball
# That's all, some ball
# Commence to dancing, commence to prancing
# Commence advancing, right and left a-glancing
# A-mooch, a-dancing, slide and glide entrancing
# You do the tango jiggle to the Texas Tummy Wiggle
# Take your partner and you hold her
# Slightly enfold her
# A little bolder, just work your shoulder
# Snap your fingers one and all in the hall at the ball
# That's all, some ball #
Howdy, gents. What'll it be?
Do you know the whereabouts of a lady named Mary Roberts?
Sure. She's around here someplace.
I'm Miss Roberts' guardian. What do you want to see her for?
We have some news for her.
What's it about?
I'm sorry, sir, but we're not supposed to discuss that.
It's private. Her father d*ed and left her a goldmine.
We're not supposed to tell anyone but her.
Didn't we, Ollie?
A goldmine? It's the biggest...
Now that he's taken you into our confidence, you might as well know the rest.
We've got the deed to the property.
We have to give it to her in person.
What?
I said we've got the deed to the property and... Oh!
Say, you better show it to him. Maybe he doesn't believe us.
It's the truth.
Say, did I give you the deed?
Oh, I know where it is. Excuse me.
See? Mary Roberts.
Come here. Have you ever seen Mary Roberts?
Good. I'll go and find her. Don't tell a soul till I return.
We won't. Thank you.
Good thing we found her.
Lola!
Lola, we've got a fortune right in the palm of our hand.
What?
There's men downstairs looking for Mary Roberts.
So?
They have a deed to a goldmine left to her by her father.
They're here to deliver it.
Well, ain't that just grand?
It would be if you were Mary Roberts.
Yeah, but I'd never get away with it.
Sure you would! They've never seen her.
Then it's a cinch.
Put that shoe on properly.
What's wrong? I can't eat that.
It's as tough as shoe leather.
Think you can do it? Can I do it For a goldmine, I could be Cleopatra.
That's the girl. Bring 'em up.
Hey!
Come and meet Mary Roberts. Right away.
Did you call, Mr Finn?
Get back to the kitchen where you belong. Don't bother me.
This way, gentlemen. Come right this way.
This way, gentlemen.
Sit down and I'll get Lola... I mean Mary for you.
I've told her the news and she's terribly shocked.
Lola, they're here. Swell, kiddo.
Put these in your arms.
Mary, these are the gentlemen I was telling you about.
Tell me... Tell me about my dear, dear daddy.
Is it true that he's dead?
Well, we hope he is. They buried him.
It can't be. What did he die of?
I think he d*ed of a Tuesday. Or was it Wednesday? Do you...?
I'll handle this delicate situation.
Little lady, you've heard the worst.
Now prepare yourself for the best.
Now, cheer up. Smile. That's right.
Remember, every cloud has a silver lining.
That's right. Any bird can build a nest, but it isn't everyone that can lay an egg, is it, Ollie?
That's right.
Do you know you own one of the richest goldmines in the world?
Your father left you the whole property.
And he gave me the honour of presenting you with the deed.
Isn't it wonderful, Uncle? Yes, my dear.
Who's there?
Mary. Mary who?
Mary... Merry Christmas.
Excuse me, Mr Finn.
One gentleman dropped this on the stairs.
Ooh, thank you, little lady. You don't know what you've done.
All right. All right. All right.
There you are. Signed, sealed and now... delivered.
Thank you so much. Not at all.
Come, Stanley. We'd better go.
Oh, say. What about the locket?
That's right... We've something else.
I almost forgot.
And besides that... your father left you this family heirloom.
Oh, yes. I remember it well.
Help me get it off, Stanley.
Am I hurting you?
No. Just a minute...
Won't be long.
Maybe I'd better try opening it again.
I think so.
Slipped.
Maybe you'd better take your coat off.
Pardon me just a minute.
We'll find it in just a moment.
We got it.
I'll go in and change. Pardon us.
Say, Ollie? What?
Now that you're undressed, why not take a bath?
Would you mind leaving the room? Can't I have a little privacy?
Just trying to k*ll two birds with one stone.
I'll take care of those bozos.
Don't worry, leave it to me. I've done pretty good so far.
You certainly have. I wish you were in my shoes.
How about a drink? That suits me fine.
How did you dress so quick? None of your business.
Goodbye, and thanks for the use of your boudoir.
You're very welcome. Goodbye.
Now you have the mine, you'll be a swell gold-digger.
Goodbye.
Why did you leave them?
You have her sign the deeds over to us.
You get those guys out of town now!
All right.
What a cinch.
Give the gentlemen the best in the house.
Yes, sir.
I'll be back in a minute.
# On a mountain in Virginia
# Stands a lonesome pine
# Just below is the cabin home
# Of a little girl of mine
# Her name is June and very, very soon
# She'll belong to me
# For I know she's waiting there for me
# 'Neath that lone pine tree
# In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
# On the trail of the lonesome pine
# In the pale moonshine, our hearts entwine
# Where she carved her name and I carved mine
# Oh, June, like the mountains I'm blue
# Like the pine I'm lonesome for you-oh-oh-oh
# In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
# On the trail of the lonesome pine
# In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
# On the trail of the lonesome pine
# In the pale moonshine, our hearts entwine
# Where she carved her name and I carved mine
# Oh, June, like the mountains I'm blue
# Like the pine I am lonesome for you
# In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
# On the trail of the lonesome pi-ine #
That's fine.
Miss Lola, what is this for?
Er... Now whatever we do on your behalf is legal.
Thank you very much.
Don't mention it. Now run right along with your work.
Well, here's looking at you.
Shoo!
Well, I've got to be going. So have we.
Goodbye, Mr Finn. Goodbye.
Goodbye, mister. Goodbye, sir.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Have a good time.
Goodbye, Miss, er...? Miss...?
Roberts. Mary Roberts.
Goodbye, Miss Roberts. Goodbye.
Did you hear what her name was?
Sure - Mary Roberts.
How can she be if we've just given the deed to Mary Roberts?
I don't know.
I smell a rat. I smell something, too.
Come on.
Pardon me.
Did you ever have a father called Sy Roberts?
Why, yes. He left me with these people when he went prospecting.
Who's that woman upstairs?
Lola Marcel. Mr Finn's wife.
She's my legal guardian now.
Can I speak to you?
Pardon us. We'll be right back.
You know what? What?
I think we've given that deed to the wrong woman.
Our first mistake since that guy sold us the Brooklyn Bridge.
That was no mistake. It'll be worth a lot of money some day.
Maybe you're right. Let's get the deed.
Say, maybe they won't give it back to us?
What do you mean?
We'll get that deed or I'll eat your hat.
That's what I call determination.
Come on.
Splendid! Splendid!
She fell for it like you fell for me.
Lola, my girl, we're sittin' pretty.
Who's there? Me.
Me who? Me who What do you want?
Out of my way, you snake in the grass!
You toad in the hole.
Say, what do ya mean bustin' in here like this?
We want to know why you're not Mary Roberts.
I'll take care of this.
So, you got wise?
If it's this deed you're after, you're out of luck.
Take it, Stan. b*at it!
That's it. There you are!
Ow! Ow! AAAH!
AAAH!
That's it!
Get it, Stan! Get it!
Go on, get it! Go on, Stan!
Go on and get it, Stan!
Give me that deed.
Get away! Get away!
Why don't you...?
Give me that!
Go on, get it.
Get away from that door! Get away from it!
Now, you stop.
Stop!
Back! Steady! Get back.
Ollie, come and get...
Don't you touch that!
Stop! Ooh, you're tickling!
Not yet! Not yet!
Stay where you are. Don't move!
Ah-ha!
Ho-ho!
Hee-hee!
Here, Stan, take it!
I can't stand it!
Now, get 'em outta here.
Get out!
Now! Get out!
Who's there? The Sheriff.
Just in the nick of time. Now we'll get justice.
Sheriff, you're just the man I'm looking for.
And you're just the man I'M looking for.
Thank you. This man... Oh.
I thought I told you two dudes to catch the next coach.
Yes, sir.
It left ten minutes ago.
It did? Maybe we'd better try and catch it.
I'll say you better!
Look at them go!
You can't see them for dust.
Say, Ollie? What?
Are we taking a chance going back and robbing that safe?
Chance or no chance, we must get that deed back.
As soon as my clothes are dry, that's exactly what we'll do.
That's a good idea. If that girl ever found out...
Give me a light.
Those matches are soaking wet.
Thank you.
See if my clothes are dry.
Your hat's dry.
That reminds me, you made a statement this afternoon.
Did I?
You said if we didn't get the deed, you'd eat my hat.
Now you're taking me illiterally.
Nevertheless, I'm going to teach you not to make rash promises.
Eat the hat.
That's silly. Who ever heard of anybody eating a hat?
Who ever heard of anybody doing that?
Eat the hat. I won't do it.
If you don't, I'll tie you to a tree and let the buzzards get you.
Would you really? I certainly would.
I never ate a hat.
Eat it.
Get my clothes.
Ow!
Shh!
Wait a minute. I'll help you.
What did you push me in there like that for?
You're the dumbest thing I ever saw.
Hey, hey, I've got an idea.
Why don't we climb on the shed, get on the balcony and go in there to save us going in the front?
Now, that deserves consideration.
Hey! Psst! Psst! Hey, Ollie! Psst!
Are you all right? Psst!
Wait. I'll get a ladder for you. Won't be a minute. Shh!
I'm going to get a ladder for him.
Shh! Shh!
We'll follow our original plan and go through the front.
Now, go ahead.
Do you mind if I have another idea?
If it's anything like the last one, yes. What is it?
How about me pulling you up on the block and tackle?
What are you doing out here?
There's something wrong...
Yes, it's you. Come back to bed. Scaring me to death...
Here, hold that.
Now, are you all ready? Upsadaisy.
Now, don't get fancy. Just get me up there.
Wait till I spit on my hands.
All right... No!
Upsadaisy.
I'll spit on 'em again to make sure.
Uh!
Hand me the end of that rope.
Now hold out your hand.
Hold out your hand.
This one.
Now tie that on the mule.
Tie that on the mule.
Get on the mule.
Get on the mule.
Hey!
Where are the tools? In the saddlebag.
Hand them to me.
OK.
I'll be right over.
What are you trying to do?
Get the mule down.
Not now. We'll attend to that later.
Maybe we can get in here. Good idea.
Shh! Shh!
Wait there. We'll be right up. Shh!
What's the matter?
Stop laughing in your sleep. I'm not.
I'd know your laugh anywhere. Go to sleep!
Keeping me awake all night like this...
Psst!
Shh!
Ow!
What are you doing here?
As soon as I get out of here, I'll explain.
Mary! What are you doing?
Hide me! Hide me!
What's that noise down there?
Answer me!
Mary!
No! You must hide.
Mary, what's going on down there? What's that noise?
Why are you roaming around this late?
Mr Finn, I... You...
Get back to bed and not another peep out of you.
The idea.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Shh!
Please, what are you doing here?
Come in and I'll tell you all about it.
Ollie. What?
Wait there. I'll be right back. Shh!
You put on your clothes and we'll see you later. Shh!
Ooh!
Where have you been? I told Mary what happened.
When you get the deed, she'll leave with us.
Good. Where is she now?
She's getting dressed. She'll meet us outside.
Fine. Now get me out of this.
OK.
Take it easy, now.
You can't...
You can't do it that way.
Take it easy. Shh!
Maybe I can pull you up this way.
Maybe I can pull you all the way through.
Let go, you're choking...
Oh, me apple!
Are you all right?
Oh!
What did you go and do that for?
Well, I didn't know...
Shh!
Mary! What are you doing down there?
What's going on?
Mary! Mary!
Mary!
Mary!
Will you move over?
Aaah! Oh!
Give me that g*n!
Put up your hands! Not you!
What are you doing? Getting those deeds back.
You can't do that! Go on! Go on!
Now get in that room. Go on! Open the safe and get the deed.
Hurry up.
Get back in that room. Go on. Now give us that deed.
Come on, take it, Stan.
Get in there and get to bed.
I-I-I... Go on! Shut up!
You can't get away...
Get in that bed. I'll fix you.
Tie him up.
What are you going to do? Never mind.
Stop that. You can't do that! Shut up. Shut up.
You can't do this. I'll get you for this.
Go and get Dinah. I'll take care of him.
Let me out of this. Let me go. You can't do that.
Stop that. Let me down. Let me outta here.
What are you going to do?
I'll get you for this. Let me go! Let me go! Help! Lola!
Lola! Lola! Lola! Lola!
Help me, Lola!
Oh!
Hey, come back here! Come back!
Come back! Come back!
Let me out! Stop! Come back here!
Now our troubles are over, where do we go from here?
I'd like to return to my hometown.
Where's that? Way down south.
You're from the South? Sure am.
Well, fan my brow! I'm from the South.
You are?
Well, shut my mouth! I is from the South, too.
South of what, sir?
The south of London.
London! Well, honey, we'll all go down to Dixie.
Oh, for a slice of possum and yam. Ooh!
Yes, sir, and some good ol' fish and chips.
Fish and chips
# We're going to go, we're going to go
# We're going to go way down in Dixie
# Where the hens are doggone glad to lay
# Scrambled eggs in the new-mown hay
# We're going to see, we're going to see
# We're going to see my home in Dixie
# You can tell the world we're going to
# D.I.X... #
I know how to spell it.
# Then we're going # Oh, yes, we're going
# You know we're going # You bet we're going
# To our home in Dixieland
# We're going to go way down in Dixie
# Where the hens are doggone glad to lay
# Scrambled eggs in the new-mown hay
# We're going to see, we're going to see
# We're going to... #
Way Out West (1937)
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