03x04 - Tapping a Hero

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

Ah, what a wonderful day
to make cookies.

Oh, my god!

Hide the recipes!

Oh, my god!

Ow! My foot!
My foot!

You bastard!

Mom!
Where's my costume?

Here it is, Randy.

A Power Rangers costume,
just like you asked.

It's a girl's costume!

My friends are here!

Nobody cares what color
your costume is.

Look!

Randy's going as
Elton John this year.

f*ck you guys.

Mom, I need a
trick-or-treat bag!

We're out of shopping bags,
honey.

Just use this.

Nice purse, lady!

Here you are, little girl.

That does it!

I'm going home!

It's too small.

I- I can't get it off!

This is the greatest
Halloween ever!

It's Armpit!
Run!

Come here!

Ow!

Hey, baby.

You, me... going for a ride.

No.

Oh, no.

Armpit's gonna r*pe Randy.

Nobody... Understands me!

I try to fit in... But I'm filled
with so much rage!

Why did my soccer coach
do that to me?

You know what, sweetheart?

I didn't even get your name.

Are you Randy McCormick?

Yes!

Oh, thank goodness you're here!

I'm Randy McCormick!

Randy McCormick?!

I'm gonna k*ll you, man!

Randy,
I'm afraid your mom's dead.

What?!

It was a fire, son.

It seems all she had time to do

was write this note saying
she never loved you.

Oh, no!

Right before she
sh*t your dog.

Have a happy Halloween.

Court's adjourned.

I think we're frakked.

I can't see any frakking way

we can survive
this frakkin' as*ault.

Sorry, sir.

I need to be excused.

I got to take a shart...
a massive,

wet, sloppy, huge,
frakkin' shart.

Sorry I'm late, guys.

I was just havin' arnal sex in
the locker room.

Who the frak jarked off in my
frakkin' coffee?!

What the f*ck are
they saying?

Oh, it is ever so lonely
being the last unicorn.

Will I ever find a friend?

Yo!

Oh, to be the last unicorn is
a woeful plight, indeed.

Bret Matthews,

a normal teenager until he
crashed his car

into a secret government
molecular-transfer ray.

Now, whenever bret
gets too hot,

he becomes the incredible
turbo teen.

Oh, yeah!

Do me, Alex!
Do me!

Alex, do me!

Come on!

Alex, I'm worried.

You afraid Bret's gonna
find out his girl's

cheating on him
with his best friend?

No, stupid.

I'm worried our sex stains
won't come out

of those leather seats.

I love being a slut!

Dude, free car!

Sorry, dude.

Llet's get out of here!

Yeah!

Aaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

Easter bunny!
Easter bunny!

I found nine easter eggs
and a chocolate one!

I didn't hide any
chocolate eggs.

Give it up, Tracy!

You'll never take us alive!

Wasn't planning on it,
Pruneface.

It's final cut for you,
Flattop.

f*ck you, Mumbles.

Wow, d*ck!

You really showed them.

Ha! I sure did, Horsemouth.

Uh, do you need a ride back
to the station?

No, thanks, Big Ears.

I think I'll walk.

You've got to take it easy
with the nicknames, Tracy.

Criminals are fine,

but guys in the precinct are
taking it personal.

You do things your way,
Man-boobs, I'll do them mine.

Hey! How's it going,
Deepthroat?

How does he know?

Uh...

I was talking to you, buddy.

Paper, mister?

No, thanks, Pre-pubes.

So that's the reason they
call you d*ck.

Yeah.

That's the reason.

Randy Mccormick!

I'm gonna k*ll you, man!

Aa-a-a-a-a-h!

Wisp, you must follow the
sphere of light to a land

without color and rescue
the seven color kids.

Once there,

you will be forever known
as Rainbow Brite.

Will you accept this mission?

Yes, I will!

Then follow
the sphere of light.

Call it.

Time of death... : p. M.

Oh, no, our child!

My baby!

We'll never make another.

So, you're trying to tell me

Venom did this to mask
headquarters?

Um...

Yes?

Malarkey, Scott.

What really happened
last night?

Uh...

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Look at me!

I'm in mask!

Aa-a-a-a-a-h!

Whoa-oh!

This is the greatest day
of my life!

Whoo-hoo!

You're grounded, mister.

Such an assh*le!

He's never had a mother,
Sato.

Sato say good woman will do
chores around the house...

cooking and .

Oh, Sato, you're
fantastically offensive.

A dating website?

That could be a huge security
risk, Matt.

Sorry, Hondo.

I just don't meet
that many women.

Why don't you just
date Gloria?

Nnah.

I'm more of a chubby chaser.

Yeah, there's nothing like a
big, hard... wait.

What did you mean by chubby?

Oh, Matt.

Wow!

Bitchin' car!

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Madre de dios!

Dang!

Does everything in
this house transform?

Yeah.

Watch this, baby.

Wow!

Mmm!

So all y'all have masks, huh?

Don't I get a mask?

Yeah, you sure do.

Darlene's pregnant, Sato!

What am I gonna do?

Sato say shotgun wedding is
case of wife or death.

I do.

Then by the power vested in me,

I now pronounce
you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Now!

Oh, my god.

Miles Mayhem?!

He's the leader of Venom.

Ha ha ha!

The joke's on you, Trakker!

Now I have all your secrets,
mask!

Venom legally owns
half your sh*t.

Just try and divorce me!

But I put my...

you put your...

Oh, my god.

Sato say gay dinosaur called
mega-sore-ass.

You'll have to bathe yourself
from now on, Scott Trakker!

Mom?

What a plan!

Nothing can stop us now!

Yeah.

But wouldn't it
have been easier

to send me instead?

I mean,
I'm an actual chick.

Silence!

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Grr. Argh.

Blamo!

Arrgh!

It won't die.

No-o-o-o!

Grr! Argh!

Aah! Aah!

Grr!

My baby!

Aah!

Oh! Aah! Ohh!

Oh, there is no God!

Come on, Joss.

That's why you got kicked off
"Wonder Woman. "

Grr! Argh!