03x05 - Shoe

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It's alive!

# I'm so happy 'cause I'm a
Gummy Bear, Gummy Bear #

Aaaaaaahh!

Cock sucking mother f*cking...

Aaaaaaaahhh!

Oh, I guess there's only
one way out of this.

Mmm!

Goodness,
I taste delicious!

That wasn't bad at all.

Aaaaaaahhh!

Gummy Bears...
for candy this delicious,

you'll chew off your
own leg!

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aah! Aaah!

Aah!

Ehh...

Eeh...

Uh...

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Ba-gawk...

Mr. President, please accept
this gift

on behalf of the Chinese people.

Thanks, Ching-chong.

There are very important
instructions

regarding its care and feeding.

We once gave a Mogwai to
American teenager,

and the results were
catastrophic.

But surely the leader of the
free...

Yeah, all right, then.

Howdy, little critter!

Some people call him a
gremlin.

Well, the name of this

grumblin's gonna be Froot Loop.

Ooh!

Ha ha ha!
I'm gonna get you!

Ha ha ha!

I'm gonna smoke you out.

Don't tell nobody we're
eating this.

Hmm...

Who wants to step up to the
"Qbert" table

and have their furry butt
kicked?

Oh, sweet, baby Jesus
how did this happen?!

Ow! My heart!

Ah, go get 'em, Cheney.

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aaah!

Aw, dang it!

Who says they get to have all
the fun, right, Froot Loop?

Yahoo!

Uh...

Them grumblins did it.

Oopsy!
I lost!

Take it off, Jenna, you
stupid whore!

Shut up!

I wanted to lose anyway!

Look at my boobs!

But we're related.

Identical!

Hey, they're having a
pants-off dance off.

Come on, Froot Loop!

Mr. President,
it's armageddon!

I love that movie.

No!
The world is doomed!

It's a nuclear holocaust!

So if I pissed on a spark plug,
would it do any good?

Oh, George,
I'm so hungry.

Oh, don't worry, honey.

We'll just eat Froot Loop.

Oh, Froot Loop,
I'm just kidding.

We'll eat Cheney.

Help!

I've fallen,
and I can't get up!

I said I've fallen...

Medicalert at your service!

Oh, thank goodness.

You see, I've fallen,
and I can't get...

uh...

Mister?
Sir?

My things are...

what are you doi...

Over the years, J.C. Has lost
a lot of girlfriends.

You know, I think it's wrong
for anybody to be stoned.

What a downer.

But there's one thing he
never lost.

Jesus Christ!

Are you a virgin?

Oh, you are hilarious.

Who wants more of my blood?

How can you go years and
not have sex?

Dude, my dad is always
watching.

We got to help the man,
highlight his attributes,

get rid of that pelt
on his chest.

Ohh! Jim Caviezel!

Let's hang on to that.

You got to go somewhere where
there's lots of girls.

This summer comes a film that
will touch you...

Hi, I'm Mary.

I've got healing hands.

Oh, yeah?
So do I.

...like you've never been
touched before.

Ooh, looks like you're ready
for a second coming.

Toss a ball and put me to
death.

It's something that I want and
something you want to do.

Looking for somebody with a good
arm to put me in the grave.

Three balls just to put me in...

yeah, let the boy do it!

No, no, no, no!
Aw, damn it.

What about you, sir?

What about you, miss?

So, remember, kids, be
careful when using matches.

Smokey?

Yeah, kid?

How did you get your name?

Well...

Smokey, you always got the
best weed!

Hello, little paw.

I see you.

Hello-o-o.

There you are!

We finally got you, Smokey!

Downer patrol.

Don't take me now.

I just put a turkey in the oven.

Turkey... what?

You don't have any...

My baby!

million hours of community
service!

Only you can prevent forest
fires.

Got my name in better times,
kid.

Much better times.

Greetings, heroes!

Smilin' Stan Lee here along
with Stripperella herself,

the pulchritudinous pinup
princess Pam Anderson!

Get ready for the hottest
superhero news

and the sexiest superhero
gossip.

No one batted an eye when
Captain America

k*lled , nazis with his
bare hands.

But now a little collateral
damage

has cap in hot water
with the A.C.L.U.

Investments!

Ow!

Ai!

Oh! Aah!

Ah ga ga goo!

Wha?!

Oh, all that pain and
suffering.

Pain and suffering?

Try watching
the movie "Catwoman. "

Zing!

Galactic Historian
"The Watcher" was arrested

Wednesday after his eyes bit off
a check his butt couldn't cash.

But I'm the watcher.

I was just watching.

You're a big-headed pervert!

Say, Stan, have you heard of
Paris Hilton?

Say, Pam, ever hung from a
ceiling fan while

your partner sat
on a paint mixer?

The hard-partying celebutante

has found love with the
unlikeliest of partners,

Superman's evil opposite,
Bizarro.

Bizarro hate Paris!

Hate her very little!

Oh, isn't he the cutest?

Paris crotch smell very
sweet!

Paris vag*na very tight!

What?

In other news, me not want
bury face in Pam's funbags!

Uh... he's off-card again.

Should I...

after a long career of abject
failure

as the Justice League's
most impotent member,

Aquaman finally has a new
career.

Oh, no!

I've trapped my foot
in some seaweed!

Help me,
my aquatic comrades!

Now!

As a whaling industry
consultant,

Aquaman's new job nets him a
six-figure income,

full benefits, and all the whale
he can eat.

And now a word from our super
sponsors.

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

I want a divorce.

Did somebody say flaccid?

Hourman!

I was just plain old
Rex Tyler

until I discovered a pill that
gave me

superhuman abilities for one
full hour.

Now, thanks to Rigidol,

you can punch out erectile
dysfunction

and become an Hourman
just like me!

Whoa!

Oh, God!

You're my Hourman,
baby!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Oh, baby!

Merciful heavens!

Oh, baby, that's it!

Oh! Oh! Ohh!

If you become Four-hour man,
see a doctor.

What's the latest superhero
gossip?

I ask the questions here,
Boobinator.

So, what's the latest
superhero gossip?

Paparazzi nabbed Spider-man
emerging

from the home of
Miss May Parker, age .

Is it a "May"- December
romance?

A marriage of convenience?

One spidey supervillain had a
different take.

Take that, Spider-man!

And that!

I told you, I'm not that
horrible Spider-man!

I'm a widow on fixed income!

I read the tabloids,
Spider-man!

I know who you are!

"Oh! Ho ho ho!

My poor old broken hip!"

"Ha ha ha!

I'll get you now!"

"Okay, show's over.

Now let me show you my kung-fu
grope. "

"Get off me, you creepy
comic-book guy!"

Stan, honey,
dinner's getting cold!

Zounds!

I'm caught!

But they'll never take me alive.

Excelsior!

Stan!

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Bawk.

Stan, who is The Watcher?

The Watcher sits on the moon
and watches things,

just like the Punisher punishes
things, and the Shocker...

Moving on!