[grunts]
I love the Dangerco
Deadly Equipment Warehouse!
Look at this multipack
of Ion Diffusers.
I only need one,
but it's such a bargain!
I need to see your credentials.
You need a Doctorate
in Evil Science to shop here.
Last time
I sweet talked the guy.
I mean threatened his family.
I know. It was me.
Now I'm divorced,
your threats are meaningless.
I'm a man
with nothing left to lose.
All right, fine.
Orbot, print out my transcript.
According to this,
you're two credits short
of the graduation requirements.
You're not a doctor!
For a guy
with nothing left to lose,
you care a lot
about academic bureaucracy.
Let's go, knuckleheads!
This knucklehead
doesn't want our business.
Eggman's not a doctor?
I gotta spread the word...
In song!
[phone rings]
[singing] Hi, Perci.
[singing] Hi, Staci.
[singing] Here's the rumor,
In good humor
[singing] Here's the tale,
walrus male.
[singing] Tell me all
about Mr Eggman.
[singing] Hi Amy.
[singing] Hi Dave's Mom.
[singing]
Here's the babble of the rabble.
[singing]
Here's the word, anchor bird.
[singing]
Have you heard about Mr Eggman?
[singing] He's no longer a doc.
No way!
-His PHD is a crock.
-Oh word!
-He was once feared a lot.
-Sort of
Now, he's just a crackpot!
Lady Walrus, this
is Dave the intern.
Can I talk
to your annoying kids?
-Not a doc! Not a doc!
-Back to school, boy!
-Not a doc! Not a doc!
-Back to school, boy!
Academia
can be cruel, boy.
-So true!
-What a miserable guy!
-So blue!
-Everyone sing along
To our parody song!
-He's no longer a doc.
-No way!
-He was once feared a lot.
-Sort of
He's just a crackpot!
Why do you look like
you finished a musical number?
[walla]
[walla]
Can I get a double Meh Burger,
savage style?
I'll get right on that.
And I mean
that double sarcastically,
savage style.
[laughter]
How dare you!
I'll destroy you all!
You and what doctorate?
[ALL: Ohhhh!]
Better write yourself
a prescription
for that sick burn.
Oh wait; you can't!
[ALL laugh]
[grunts]
I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.
[cheering]
You'll be hearing
from my lawyer!
[efforts]
[cheering]
I can't believe Eggman
isn't a doctor!
When did that happen?
We should sing
and dance about it!
Meet my lawyer.
Didn't we just throw you out,
Mister Eggman?
[laughter]
This is the worst day
of my life!
And I judged at a tofu cook off.
I'm sure
it wasn't that bad boss.
Sonic called me "Mister"!
I got thrown out of Meh Burger
with my tail between my legs
That's just an expression.
My vestigial tail
was removed years ago.
Perhaps you can go back
to school
for the last two credits.
That sounds hilarious.
I can take
Professor Kingsford's class.
He was the most feared
and respected professor of evil.
Feared and respected?
You should take classes
from him!
They called him
"the goat herder".
He'd always pick
one poor sap to be his goat
and wail mercilessly on him
for the entire semester.
We'll see who it'll be
this year!
Aaah!
My alarm never went off!
[nervous chuckle]
Huh?
Mr...
Eggman.
Can you recite the facts
of the battle of Admiral Doom
VS Captain Hero?
Were we supposed
to read something?
I see. You thought
there was going to be
no work on the first day?
No, no, I actually have
a lot of respect for you.
What you are, Mr. Eggman,
is a GOAT.
Would you like a carrot,
goat boy?
[laughter]
I'm bored.
I'm chairman of the bored.
We'll have time to figure out
what to do
during Eggman's failure montage.
[Song] A failure montage
Right here,
We're watching things happen
Exposition fromage
So take the brakes off
Don't miss key points now
A montage scene, yeah
We cut between yeah
A show sure
So we'll cut some corners now
Eggman is busy
As such,
team Sonic can goof around
Since school is back
Eggman is less likely
To scream at them
[grunts]
I can't believe
I failed the shoebox diorama.
I used glitter and everything.
I made mine out
of evil popsicle sticks.
David!
You're pizza pockets exploded
cheese all over the microwave!
MOM! You're interrupting
my study group!
Don't you get fresh
with me, young man!
All right. Let's get started.
I highlighted
all the important stuff.
Nicely done!
did you check the board
to see what to steal
for lab day?
I just need to steal
a rubber gasket.
Easy as long as I don't draw
too much attention to myself.
[evil laugh]
Tremble in terror,
as I steal your rubber gasket!
C'mon g*ng; we have
to stop Eggman from doing
his homework, or something;
I don't care.
[spin dash]
Come on guys!
Can we go back to drag racing?
Catching rings is boring.
Poor Eggman.
Some people
just aren't naturals.
This rudimentary Doomsday
Device built
from parts you stole,
is almost complete.
All that is missing
is a tiny rubber gasket,
without which
this is a glorified paperweight.
Mister Eggman,
If you would be so kind,
install the gasket you stole.
Ehh... funny story...
I sincerely doubt it.
Seeing as
this was a class project,
and Goatboy was unable
to accomplish the simple task
with which he was charged,
you shall all
fail the assignment.
-Thanks a lot.
-You're out of the study group.
I found pizza in my hat earlier.
Mister Eggman,
your only hope
to complete this course now
is to get an A on the final.
Huh?
[laughter]
[mocking laughter]
[goat sounds]
Silly Eggman;
rings are for hedgehogs!
[screams]
What's wrong, sir?
It's that final!
I just know I'm gonna fail it!
Let me think.
Let you what now?
If not
for my strong moral center,
I'd break into the school
and steal the answers.
Let's break in
and steal the answers.
Ow!
You need to be more cautious!
Got it! Nopuw ll me up!
Ow! Ow!
[groans, screams]
Welcome to your final exam.
You entered this classroom
eighty seven weeks ago
with heads full of mush,
if you pass this test,
you will leave here villains.
Begin.
[laughs]
I've completed grading
your papers.
Mr. Eggman?
Present? Hehe.
You posit on your answer
sheet that the most
efficient power source
for launching a planet
off its gravitational axis is C:
a tomato?
[class giggles]
Ehhh, well, I mean,
if it was big enough,
like, a prize
winning carnival tomato...
And that a nuclear ion grid
can be best penetrated by B:
a house fern.
Again, it all comes down
to the size of the fern.
They can be pretty intimidating.
Ever seen
"Little Shop of Houseferns"?
What is far more likely is that
you stole the fake answer sheet
I planted
in this desk drawer
and you cheated.
Cheat?! Me?! No!
I wouldn't do that!
That would be evil?
Precisely...
And this is a class in evil.
As such, the true final exam
was to steal the final exam.
And only one
of my students passed.
Doctor Eggman.
So long, losers!
Yeah!
I hope we do more stuff
next week.
02x35 - Mister Eggman
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.