01x17 - Las Venus

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N Meet George Jetson N'

N His boy, Elroy M

N Daughter, Judy M

N Jane, his wife NM

The Jetsons.

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Remember, Elroy,

you and Judy behave
yourselves at Grandma's

while daddy and I are away.

You're to do just as she says.

Sure, Mom.
We love Grandma.

Oh, yeah, I know
she's a nice old lady

but her cuisine is m*rder.

Yeah, and 's her cooking.

Judy!
Elroy!

George, are you going
to permit them

to talk about their
grandmother like that?

Huh? Oh!
Oh, no, of course not.

Elroy, Judy, I've eaten
Grandma's cooking

and it's no worse
than your mother's.

- George!
- I mean- mean, It's delicious.

When I think
of Granny's homemade liver

and onion capsules and her
frozen puree of prune pudding..

Take it easy, Pop.
Astro's got a sensitive stomach.

Oh, gee, Mom.
I envy you.

You and daddy are gonna
have a ball in Las Venus.

Thanks, dean

Las Venus is kind of
a second honeymoon for us,

isn't it, George?

Oh, won't it be romantic?

Oh, yeah, honey.

Blackjack, roulette, space dice.

George, you gave me your word
that if we went to Las Venus

you wouldn't gamble.

Oh, sure, honey. Sure.
I won't gamble.

I'll just try to win
back the money

I lost the last time
I gave you my word.

Well, here we go!

How long will it take us
to get over Grandma's house, pop?

Just hang on, everybody.
We be there in a jiffy.

Chicago, coming up!

Get ready.
We're dropping you at Grandma's.

Are you sure
you're on target, Pop?

Of course I'm sure.
That's Chicago down there.

I know, Pop.

But remember the last time
you dropped me over Boston?

I came down
on the Tower of London.

That's true, George,
and he didn't even have his raincoat.

Well, that was a slight malfunction
of the gyroscopic calculator.

You ready, Elroy?
Judy?

Ready.

Have a good time!

You too, and give
our best to Grandma.

Goodbye!

- Bye!
- Bye!

They're going in for a landing
right in front of Grandma's.

- Oh, nice sh*t, George.
- Naturally.

Okay, Astra ol' hound dog,
you're next.

Here's the kennel.

Your pals will
be waiting for you.

And stay away
from that French poodle.

She'll break your heart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Whoopee!

Geronimo!

Oh, George, darling,
we're alone at last.

- Just the two of us.
- Just think, honey,

if I hadn't crash landed
into your patio

we never would have met.

Let's have some music.

Oh, George,
what a wonderful coincidence.

They're playing our song.

Yeah.
Oh, It's a lovely tune.

I remember when we first heard it.

There we were, the two of us
parked on the Big Dipper.

I took your hand in mine,
and as I started to kiss you,

- you said...
- Look out, George!

We're at the
skyway to Las Venus.

Hold on. Here we go.

Not yet, George.
Watch for an opening.

No no, don't try It yet.

Maybe after this sky truck.

Honey, please, will you
let me do the driving?

I'm experienced
at this kind of thing.

Uh-uh, here's our opening.

Can I open my eyes now?

Sure, honey.
We've got it made.

Oh, you are a good driver,
George.

No hitchhikers, buddy.
Now, get off my back.

Scram!

Excuse us.
Must have been the smog.

- Bye-bye!
- Good-bye, robot head!

Robot-head?

Oh, boy, it's lucky
for him I'm in a hurry

or I'd step out
and run for help.

We're out of the traffic
now anyway.

Look at all the scenery.

Yeah.

Hey, look at that sign up ahead.

"When on Mars,
drink Cosmic Cola."

I wonder who thinks up
those crazy signs.

Hey, look at that ad.

Oh, wowie zowie!

Hello there.

I use Solarsweet Lipstick.

It's solar-lovely.

That's for sure.

-ba-doo-ba-do-ba...

George, stop looking
at that billboard.

Huh? Oh.
Oh, yeah, sure.

We'll be in Las Venus
any minute now.

- Lady Luck, here we come.
- Don't jinx us, George.

The last time you mentioned
Lady Luck on vacation

Mr. Spacely turned up
with some work.

Don't worry. The boss won't
spoil things this time.

He's closing the deal on the moon.

Good, just so he stays there.

Now, slow down, George.
Quick, look at that sign.

"Lunarville.
Slow down to ."

You're going too fast, George.

Are you kidding?
I don't even see the town.

Wow.
Now that's a real hot-fodder.

Lunarville.

Must be full of yokels.

Here's one of your yokels, George,

dressed like a policeman.

Kindly pull over
to that cloud up ahead.

Now, sir,
do you know the penalty

for speeding through this town?

What town, officer?
There's nothing here.

Oh, we got a town, alright.
It's out being cleaned.

We got a judge, too.

Officer , calling the court.

Live one.
I repeat, live one.

Come in, Judge.

Hear ye, hear ye.

The court of Lunarville
is now in session.

This is Judge Fairly speaking,

otherwise known
as the Hanging Judge.

How do you plead, stranger?

Guilty or not guilty?

- Your Honor, I plead...
- Guilty as charged.

Penalty is years in jail

or $ fine.
What'll it be?

Have I got a choice?

I'll pay the fine.

Good thinking, stranger.

Case dismissed.

This has been a recording...

a recording...
a recording...

The judge is gonna have
to make a new recording tape.

This one's kinda worn.

Yeah, so I noticed.

But tell me something, officer.

What happens
if the defendant isn't guilty?

Hmm...

Aw, shucks, you got me.

The judge has never
made a tape for that.

Here's your stamps.

You fill five books,

and we take care
of a parking ticket.

books, and with any sentence

you get to pick your own jail.

Well, thanks a lot.

There's nothing beats
picking your own jail.

Yup.

I know one driver
saved up enough books

so that he was his own judge.

- So, what happened?
- What else?

He gave himself
a suspended sentence.

Come back and see us again.

Bye!

"Come back and see us again"?

He figures
I'll have more money by then.

Now, now, dear,

you're not going to let a little
old fine ruin our holiday.

Ah, you're right, dear.
I'll...

Look, Jane, we're here,
Las Venus.

There's the Sonic Sahara.

[Jane' Oh, and there's the
famous Rlvlera Satellite.

Look! The fabulous Flamoongo.

You know, I think they're
trying to tell us something.

Ah, here we are at our hotel,
the Supersonic Sands.

[Jane' Oh, George, It's lovely!

Welcome to the
Supersonic Sands, sir.

You have a reservation?

Yep.
Mr. and Mrs. George Jetson.

Of course, Mr. Jetson.
We're expecting you.

Now, let's hope
you win a nice room.

How about that, honey?

We even get to gamble
on the room we get.

Ooh, yes.
I think it's... it's..

Yes, it is!
Suite .

Oh, you're in luck, sir.

It has its own private dealer.

You hear that? Now I can
lose a bundle in privacy.

First, we'll take care
of your car.

Hey, my car!

Don 't worry, sir.

We always give you
a new one when you leave.

How do we get to our room?

You don't. The room
comes down to you.

Now, that's what
I call room service.

I'll bet it has everything

including hot and cold
running poker chips.

Beautiful.
Just beautiful.

There's nothing
like traditional, is there?

And what a lovely view!

[Jane' Why, look, George.

We have a hotel
right next door to us.

The Las Venus Venus.

"All-star show
featuring Dean Martian."

My favorite space-shouter!

Oh, I must see him, George!

Tonight, honey, I promise.

Right now,
I want to check and see

if we got our own private dealer.

I'm the dealer.

Name your game.
Name your game.

I like him.

He's got an honest face.

I'll see you later, Buster.

Can I help you unpack?

Thanks,
but I just brought a few things.

It'll only take a second.

Didn't you forget the kitchen sink?

Oh, I brought that too.

Come in.

Jackpot Jackpot

Try your luck.
Try your luck.

I'm due.
I'm due.

Hit me.
Hit me.

Oh, boy.
Robot slot machines.

I'II hit this one, honey,
and you try the other.

Let's go, jackpot-aroonie!

Let's have it, now.
Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

M-I-S-S.
Miss?

Hey, honey,
don't waste your money

on these one-armed bandits.

They'll never pay off.

Look, George! I hit it!
I hit a jackpot!

- What were you saying, dear?
- Nothin'.

Okay, that's it, tightwad.
On your way.

Hit the jackpot!
Hit the jackpot!

You can't miss.

You just lost your jackpot.
Now, come on, out! Out! Out!

Oh, George, look what
happened to my swimsuit.

It's stretched all out of shape.

Yeah, I see.
It's practically a tent.

There's a glamor shop
in the lobby.

Maybe they have one of those
new Saturn bikinis.

Saturn bikinis?
What's that?

Oh, just some rings
around the right places.

You'll love it.
I'll see you later.

I'll bet it's a real
ring-a-ding-a-dinger.

Mr. George Jetson,
long distance, long distance.

Oh, I hope it's not
that pest, Spacely.

- Jetson!
- Ah, Mr. Pester.

I mean, Mr. Spacely.

Jetson, I just got word
we're in luck.

Gigi Galaxy has just checked
into the Las Venus Venus Hotel.

- Gigi who?
- Galaxy.

The head of General Rotors.

We've got a big contract
hanging fire with them.

Itjust needs a little push.

I told Galaxy
you'd be right over.

Oh, but... but... but I can't.

I'm on my second honeymoon, sir.

You know, with my wife.

You promised me time off.

I promised you nothing of the..

Oh, you're right.
I did promise you the time off.

I'm sorry,
Vice President Jetson.

- Forget it.
- Thank you, sir.

I knew you'd under...
Vice President Jetson?

Yes, but what's a puny
vice presidency

as compared
to a second honeymoon?

I mean, why should you
care about

a mink-lined private office
with your name in gold neon?

Gold neon!

And a secretary
who's been nicknamed

the Heavenly Body.

The Heavenly..

Forgive me, sir, but I don't
wanna keep Gigi Galaxy waiting.

Vice President Jetson,
over and out.

Galaxy, eh?

I'll show Spacely
I know how to handle big wheels.

I'll get the contract signed

and get back
before Janey even misses me.

- Be right with you, darling.
- Darling?

Oh, pardon me, lady,
but Gigi Galaxy is expecting me.

Come in, darling.
I'm Gigi Galaxy.

What did you say your name was?

A-bo-ba-ba.
Ee-ba-da-ba-bo-ba-ba.

O-ba-da-ba, what, darling?

Oh, I'm-I'm, George Sprocket
of Spacely Jetsons.

Now, darling, sit
down and tell me...

who are you?

My... my... my name
is George Darling.

Uh, I mean, Jetson.

Jetson, of course.

Mr. Spacely wired me
you were coming.

He neglected to say
you'd be in shock, darling.

Shall we get down to business?

Business?
Oh, what business?

Business.
Oh, sure.

Of course, why not?

You've spent minutes
telling me your name, darling.

Suppose we discuss the contract
over dinner tonight?

Downstairs in the Fallout Room.

- Shall we say about : ?
- : ?

But... but... but...

I'll make the reservations.

But... but... but...

Not much of a vocabulary,
have you?

See you this evening.

In the meantime, I'll take
a good old-fashioned bath.

Sometimes I wonder
if it's worth the expense

filling the tub
with old fashions.

Ta-ta, darling.

But darling... I... I mean, Gigi...

- But Gigi Galaxy's a woman!
- Of course she's a woman.

What did you expect,
a prehistoric space monkey?

Yeah, but you don't
understand, Mr. Spacely.

She wants me to have
dinner with her.

Good, good.
Make sure she enjoys herself.

Spare no expense!

Hello?
He "o, he" o?

We must have a loose connection.

Someone said,
"Spare no expense."

- That was me, you mlsslle head!
- Oh, oh.

Just don't come back
without a signed contract.

But what about my wife?

Let her get her own contract.

Do you read me, uh,
Vice President Jetson?

Loud and clear, sir.
Loud and clear.

Oh, gosh.
Vice President Jetson.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

[Jane'
Oh, George! I'm back.

Don't tell me you hit
the jackpot again.

Oh, no, silly.

I just bought a few
little accessories

to go with my
ring-a-ding bikini.

And what do you think
I'm doing tonight?

Going to bed early, I hope.

No, silly.
I made reservations.

We're having dinner
downstairs at : .

Dinner at : ?
I just lost my appetite.

Oh, nonsense! It's going
to be a lovely evening.

Dinner, dancing.

Remember, honey,
it's our second honeymoon.

Yeah, yeah, I know,
but I have a date.

What did you say?

What did I say?
What? What?

Oh, I said
we're eating at : .

Oh-ha-bo.
-ba-da-ba-duba-da-ba.

George, it was a lovely dinner.

Those Martian meatballs
were heavenly.

Yeah, and those Venus veal
cutlets were out of this world.

What's for dessert?

Here comes the dessert tray now.

Hey, looks delicious.

Slow down!

Whoa!

What kind of dessert was that?

It's the low calorie special.
You don't get to eat it.

And now, space bunnies,

it's time for our
nightly dance contest,

the Stratospheric Hop.

And here to provide the music

is that space bunny
personality himself,

Starrence Welkome.

[peppy music}

Yes, friends,
this is Starrence Welkome

with Space Bubble Music.

And now for the contest.

So fasten your dancing belts
for the Planet Polka.

Is my dancing belt
on right, honey?

Yeah.
Oh, that's swell music.

I love it!

Maybe we can win, George.

Now, remember, friends,

the first prize for men
is a trip to Mars

with the girl of your dreams.

Second prize is a trip to Mars
with your little wife.

That's a little joke.

A five, a four,
a three, a two, a one.

Lift off!

Let's go, George.
Up, up and away!

Yeah, but not too high.
My ears will pop.

Come on, you space sissy!

Fred Astarr's got nothin' on me.

Wonderful!

And remember what you
promised me.

After this, we're going
across to the Las Venus Venus

to see Dean Martian.

Yeah, yeah, sure.
Las Venus!

Contract!

Gigi Galaxy!

If I don't get that contract
signed, I'm a goner.

Gee, what was that?

I'll just wait
one second more, and..

You certainly make
an entrance, darling.

I'd just about given you up.

I can't stay long.

About the contract.

Let's talk about it
while we dance, darling.

They're playing my favorite,
the Solar Sambaramba.

Dance?
Oh, but I just..

It's my favorite form
of v*olence, darling.

Let's show them
a thing or two, shall we?

Solar Sambaramba.
Solar Sambaramba.

Si si si.
Si si si.

I'd like to see, see,
see the contracty.

I'd like to see, see, see
you dance better with me.

N'est-ce pas, darling?

Ah, oui, oui, oui.
Ah, oui, oui, oui.

Solar-boom-boom-boom.
Aye-yie-yie.

Aye-ya.
Aye-ya-yie-yie-yie.

Is there a skyropractor
in the house?

Now you're getting it, darling.

Too bad this isn't a contest.

The contest!

I repeat, what was that?

Oh, George, you dance divinely.

Si si si!

I mean, thank you, dear.

Look!
Look who's here, honey.

Isn't that Mr. Spacely
just coming in?

Spacely!

Oh, come on, now, knock it off!

I must say, darling,
you're a wonderful dancer.

Si si si.

Let's sit this one out
and talk about the contract.

Just a few more
si si si's, darling.

I don't want to miss it
when they double the tempo.

Miss it?
Oh, the missus!

I'll be right back.
I think I'm being paged.

That does it.
I quit!

Oh, let's sit the rest
of this dance out.

I'm getting tired.

You're getting tired?

- Jetson!
- Mr. Spacely!

So there you are.

I wanna talk to you.

See you in a minute, honey.

Ijust remembered
I... I... I promised to call the kids.

But... but George...

Have a little
refreshment, darling,

before I sign the contract.

Oh, how nice.

Nothing like a soft drink,
is there?

To Spacely Sprockets
and General Rotors.

May they make beautiful
dividends together.

Really, darling,
you should sip, not gulp.

I don't know
what's in that stuff

but it sure makes
your head spin.

In fact, I'm kind of
starting to see things.

That lady coming in,
she almost looks like Jane.

Jane?

-ba-doo-ba.

I'm so glad you have
a table for us.

I left word for George...

That's my husband...
To meet us here.

I don't know what could've
happened to him.

You see, we were dancing...

Oui, oui, madame.

Garcon, table for three.

Oo-ba-doo-ba.
She's coming this way.

Follow me, please.
Follow me, please.

But darling,
what are you trying to do?

I'm trying to disappear.

Look at that clown,
Mr. Spacely.

I'd hate to be his wife.

Yes, there's one in every crowd.

But look who's with him.
It's Gigi Galaxy!

Delighted to see you,
Miss Galaxy.

Mr. Spacely,
how nice.

Of course, you know
my escort, Mr. Jetson.

Jetson?

He"o, boss.

George Jetson!

Honey, I can explain everything.

Out with another woman?

It wasn't another woman.
It was just Gigi Galaxy.

Well, thank you, darling.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Jetson.
I didn't know he was married.

Where's the contract, Jetson?

Quiet!

You should be proud
of him, Mrs. Jetson.

All he thought
of is the contract.

True.
True.

He doesn't have a romantic
bone in his body.

True, true.
Very true.

Hey, wait a minute.

And you'll have the signed
contract in the morning.

I knew you'd do it,
Vice President Jetson.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Oh, it's the Sambaramba again.

Come, darling,
I need a new partner.

Sambaramba si.
Sambaramba si.

Sambaramba si.
Si si si.

Ski-bi-doo-pa-ti-doo.
Ski-bi-doo-pa-ti-doo.

Sambaramba, Sambaramba.
Si si si.

George, Will you
ever forgive me?

Oh, sure, honey.

Vice president.
I'm so proud.

Well, I don't know for how long,

but in the meantime,
let's live it up!

Yes?

Jackpot Jackpot

Try your luck.
Try your luck.

I'm due.
I'm due.

Hit me.
Hit me.

Win here.
Win here.

Jackpot money.
Jackpot money.

- Jackpot
- Jackpot

- Try your luck.
- Jackpot

Fellas..

Fellas, wait a minute, will you?

Look, wait a minute.
I'm out of change.

Fellas, I'm broke!
Would you get lost?

Leave us alone, will you?

The Jetsons.

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