03x13 - The Secret Recipe

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

(school bell rings)

(laughter)

Hey, Josh.

Hey, Blythe.

Did you see that?

OMG, I totally had a conversation with Josh!

I timed it perfectly, so I'd pass him in the hallway,

totally casual.

I said, 'Hey, Josh,' and then he goes... 'Hey, Blythe.'

Blythe, you've gotta do it again!

OK! But I need to loop around a few hallways

so I can come out from the other direction,

and pass him again.

Totally casual.

♪♪

What's up?

Not much.

Just goin' to work.

(excited squeals)

You're definitely making progress.

Now, you need to go for the next step.

Find out where he's working.

Then, you can say, "Oh, I go there all the time."

"We should hang out sometime."

Brilliant!

You are so good at this, Youngmee.

(panting)

Whoa!

(crash)

(gasping)

So, where are you working?

Largest Ever Pet Shop.

Oh, I go there all the--

Wait, WHAT?

You're working at Largest Ever Pet Shop?

That's right, and I gotta go.

Can't be late on my first day.

What the what?

♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to

♪ Just be you!

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we want to be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we want to be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪♪

LADIES AND GENTLEPETS!

(mimics echo)

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

(mimics echo)

MINKA THE MAGNIFICENT!

(mimics echo)

And now, for your enjoyment,

Minka The Magnificent will jump over...

That mongoose!

That's what she thinks. (mimics echo)

Show time, Minka!

♪♪

(cheers)

Great job, Minka, and the scootboard held up perfectly!

Using banana oil to grease the axles worked like a charm.

I wish there was something really exciting to jump over,

like those real daredevils on TV.

Maybe a row of buses, or ...

OH ho ho! A shark!

You're ready to jump the shark?

Where would we get one?

(low tired voice) Hello...

Oooh! Where did you come from?

Mrs. Twombly dropped me off

while you pets were having your fun.

My name's Goldy.

(ding ding ding)

Please don't tap on the glass.

Oh, sorry.

Hey Goldy, do you want to play tag?

Hide and seek?

Jump rope?

I'm not exactly mobile.

This is how life is for a goldfish.

Too bad, too, because I'm a thrill seeker at heart.

A wild man... I mean...fish.

A wild fish, eh?

LADIES AND GENTLEPETS!

(mimics echo)

Minka The Magnificent will now fly over a man-eating

uh, MONKEY-eating shark!

(mimics echo)

Roar.

♪♪

(cheers)

Goldy, you were great!

I had a blast.

You don't sound like it.

Yeah, uh, don't take this the wrong way, Goldy,

but you're not exactly exuding excitement.

Why would I take that the wrong way?

Besides, it's not like I really did anything.

I just floated here, and looked scary.

(sigh)

I wish I could get out there, like you,

and see the world.

So you want to see the world, eh?

It's a good thing I don't really care,

but Josh working for the Biskits...

that's CRAZY!

Blythe, did you write down the math homework assignment?

(gasp) Maybe they tricked him!

'Cause I forgot what it was.

Maybe they FORCED Josh into working there!

(big gasp)

Maybe they took his skateboard hostage!

So, did you, or didn't you write down the homework assignment?

It's a good thing I don't actually care,

because if I did, I wouldn't be able

to stop thinking about this.

Maybe you need to go to the Largest Ever Pet Shop

and see what's up for yourself.

Oh, no, I'm barely even thinking about it anymore.

Blythe, for the sake of your sanity,

and me getting the math homework,

you should go check on it.

Well, I guess I am a tad curious.

OK, I'LL DO IT!

Maybe Sue wrote down what the math homework is.

♪ (humming)

I'm taking Minka and Zoe for a walk, Mrs. Twombly!

Minka: A walk?

Where are we walking to?

It's a secret mission.

Are you up for it?

YES!

We've done it!

We've created...

the world's first fish vehicle!

I call it: the Fishkoo-cycle!

I'm incredibly emotional about this.

Um... Exactly which emotion would that be?

Now, you'll have to be extra careful, Goldy

because this has never been tried before.

It could be dangerous.

Your bowl could break, and then...

whoo! Crash.

You'll be fine if you follow my instructions.

Now, if you want to make a turn,

just lean against the side of the bowl.

Lean right to make a 'right',

and left to make a 'left'.

Okey dokey.

OK, here goes.

♪♪

Watch out for Sunil!

(frightened shouts)

RIGHT TURN!

♪♪

(tires screech)

Goldy, look out for the wall!

LEFT TURN!

♪♪

Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Let's see how you handle more speed!

Vinnie, not so fast!

He's still getting the hang of it!

If that glass bowl shatters,

Goldy will be in BIG trouble!

Aw, chill out, Russell.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

(gasp)

♪♪

That is what could go wrong!

What am I doing?

Am I really going to spy on Josh?

Zoe: Oh, don't think of it as spying, darling.

Think of it as ...

"assessing the situation over concern for a friend.

I'm being silly.

Of course I should go in.

Then again, it's kind of underhanded.

But I could be saving him from the Biskits.

Blythe?

(gasp)

You coming in?

Oh, uh, sure!

I was just, uh, wondering if I needed a cart, or not.

Yeah, I need a cart.

Heh heh heh!

(rushing traffice & horn blast)

(splash)

(gasp)

Oh no!

Note to self: Remember to install brakes.

(little grunts)

Hey! Watch where you're pushing that thing, Blythe!

Oh, sorry Whittany and Brittany!

I didn't see you standing there.

You never do.

So, who said you could, like, bring pets in here?

I can't bring pets into a pet shop?

Don't try to change the subject, Blythe.

What are you, like, doing here, anyway?

Well, I just...

I'm... shopping!

You're shopping?

Here?

Well... Largest Ever Pet Shop is really a...

... good place to shop.

Yeah... Well...

Why don't you just take your icky little pets,

and just--

(flirty) Oh! Hi Josh!

Ooh, Josh, you are doing such a good job.

Yeah, you haven't been late, or, like...

anything!

Uh, thanks.

I was just, uh, taking out some trash.

I'll go with you!

I've got it!

No, I've, like, got it!

(thud)

The Biskits are fighting over who gets to carry the trash?

Why are they being so nice?

I don't know what they're up to,

but we should follow them.

To protect Josh, of course.

Mm hm. Of course.

Whittany: Now like, move this heavy box for me,

because you're like, so strong.

Oh, Josh, you don't need to do that.

Come over here, and help me, like,

move this other heavy box.

I think the twins...

like him!

Zoe: Now hang on there, Blythe.

They might like him,

but that doesn't mean that he likes them!

(sigh)

I suppose you're right...

I'm just jumping to conclusions.

We should get out of here before I do something embarrassing.

Well, as long as we're here,

we may as well check out Largest Ever's pet fashions.

Yeah, let's see their fall line!

And by that, I mean clothes that are good for when I fall.

(squawk) (crash)

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

Always good to keep tabs on...

(giggles)

... the competition.

Goldy!

This is scary!

You're never, ever supposed to go down into a storm drain!

It's dangerous!

It's too late, now.

We've gotta go down there and rescue Goldy.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Sunil, what are you afraid of?

Haven't you all heard the story?

A few years ago,

someone flushed their pet baby alligator down the toilet...

And he grew, and grew, and GREW!

And, NOW...

... he's a GIANT ALLIGATOR!

Russell: Sunil, that's not a real story.

It's an urban myth.

Then you won't 'myth' me if I don't go with you.

Well, if Sunil won't come with us,

there's really only one thing to do.

I am glad that you've come to your sens-

AAAAHHHH!

This is where Goldy fell.

You can see his wet scale marks.

He bounced from here...

to here...

to...

Oh no!

He's gonna drown!

Pepper, he can't drown.

He's a FISH!

Oh yeah. Heh heh.

I don't like this place.

Look at all the garbage that gets washed down here.

Yuck!

And it's so dark.

I'm nocturnal and I can barely see!

No one could survive here for very long.

Deep voice: Au contraire!

Not only can we survive, mon ami,

but we can thrive!

♪ You may not like ze slime... ♪

♪ But we see it all ze time... ♪

♪ Alors, ze grime! Ze grime! ♪

♪

♪ To us it smells divine

♪ No, really you should try it sometime ♪

(splash)

♪ 'Cause we make...

♪ Treasure out of trash

♪ Garbage turned to gold in just a flash... ♪

♪ Go ahead and dump your old bread ♪

♪ We can use it as a new bed!♪

♪ Send us stuff you're breaking ♪

♪ And the leaves that you are raking ♪

♪ We'll take it, 'cause we're down here making ♪

♪ Lots of treasure out of trash ♪

♪ A dab of sticky goo from this old ice cream cone ♪

♪ Behind the ears, she makes a very wonderful cologne ♪

♪ The peel of a banana, Makes a delightful bandana ♪

♪ These French fries, if you please ♪

♪ Are perfect for A set of water skis ♪

♪ You might see it as junk, But to us that is just bunk! ♪

♪ Take a look and you will see A trash-i-ful menagerie ♪

♪ 'Cause we make treasure out of trash ♪

♪ Grab a piece and add it to our stash. ♪

♪ We don't care if it is used or has a little bit of rust ♪

♪ We've coined ze phrase,

♪ "What goes around, eventually comes back to US!" ♪

♪ Treasure out of trash

♪ Garbage turned to gold in just a flash ♪

♪ So if you throw your things away ♪

♪ They may end up down here someday ♪

♪ Your trash is treasure here ♪

♪ A cherished souvenir

♪ Let's all give a big cheer

♪ For making so much treasure out of trash! ♪

Ha ha! Wow!

(excited chatter)

What are you all doing?

In the time it took to sing that ridiculous song,

we could have been searching for Goldy!

Hm. Good point.

But he couldn't have gone far, could he?

Well, ze only way to follow ze current,

is by water.

Oh well. Goldy was a very nice guy.

But since none of us are natural swimmers,

we'll be going--OOF!

Cool your jets, Sunil.

That song wasn't a waste of time at all.

We can use what we have to make the best of what we've got.

These hamburger wrappers are waxy on one side... waterproof!

Gather as many of these as you can.

Bon voyage, mes amis!

Thanks for all your help.

Has anyone thought about how we get back?

What am I saying?

The giant alligator will probably get to us first.

For the last time, Sunil, there are NO alligators

in the storm drain!

It is just a myth!

Ho ho ho! Well, I will 'myth' you when I am gone.

Boring.

Oh you've got to be kidding me.

Simply disgraceful.

Blythe: Uh, girlfriends?

I think we've seen enough of Largest Ever fashions.

Time to--

Josh: I'm back, you two!

I bought you some lunch.

Oh, you don't have to thank me.

Whoa! Ha ha ha!

Stop with the kisses!

Kisses?

Josh: You're both soooo cute!

He thinks they're cute?

Now, Blythe, don't jump to conclusions.

Josh likes the Biskit twins?

Let's go.

Coming here to save Josh was the worst idea I've ever had.

Josh: You two are just too adorable!

More kissing?

Stop! It tickles!

That is it!

Those Biskits have hurt Blythe for the last time!

(laughing)

(angry yapping)

(barking slows down)

Hey... weren't you with Blythe?

All calling: Goldy!

Hey, I think I see something up ahead!

Goldy is that you?

(roar)

IT'S A BIG ALLIGATOR!

(screams)

Whoa hey, watch out there.

You pets almost ended up

on the wrong side of my teeth

if you know what I'm sayin', eh?

We're alive?

WE'RE ALIVE!

Yeah. Sorry about that, eh?

I thought your newspaper boats

were just more garbage floatin' downstream.

I thought you were a myth.

Actually, I'm a myth-ter.

(guffaws)

I love that joke.

Amazing! An alligator living in the storm drain.

Not really.

I've made myself useful down here.

I call myself the living trash compactor.

(chomp)

Did you know the alligator has one of the strongest bites

of any living animal?

I bring a whole bunch of these to the dump every day.

It's my way of giving back.

That's great, but we're kind of in a hurry.

Did you happen to see a goldfish swim by this way?

Hmm.

Describe this goldfish.

Well... he's got fins.

He's orange.

He's about yay big...

You mean like that?

Hey, that's him!

(shouts)

Oh, boy. That's not good.

What's not good?

Well, he's headed to the water treatment facility, eh?

It's where they clean the water,

before it goes to the ocean.

But, uh...

But what?

Isn't cleaning water a good thing?

Well, yeah, it's just that the way in

is through a big fan like a motor.

It basically sucks stuff in and (descending whistle)

It whistles?

No...

fishes go in, but they DON'T come out.

Because it's so nice in there?

HE'S GONNA GET CHOPPED TO BITS, EH!

(gasp)

Blythe! Josh doesn't like the Biskit twins!

He was talking to the twin chinchillas!

Their chinchillas?

That's who he was saying was cute!

Ah! What a relief.

Maybe we should just go home,

before I do something really embarrassing in front of--

Blythe?

Oh, hi, Josh.

I thought they were your pets.

I just wanted to make sure they found you.

Oh, yeah. Here they are.

(goofy laugh)

They found me.

I found them.

We found each other.

Say, Blythe, you wouldn't happen to know

where I could get some chinchilla twigs, would you?

Chinchilla twigs?

Yeah, I've got some chinchillas that need them to help--

File their teeth down. I know.

Huh. I guess you know a lot about pets.

Well, Largest Ever doesn't carry them, so I--

Littlest Pet Shop does.

And we have plenty in stock.

Great! Do you mind if I, uh...

walk over there with you?

Not at all.

(screams)

Hold it!

You can't go any further!

You'll be sucked into the treatment plant, eh!

Does anyone see Goldy?

Maybe he hasn't gotten here yet.

Goldy: HELP!

Help!

(screaming) Help!

Wow, I guess he can get emotional!

Big Al, can't you swim over there and get him?

No can do.

Nobody's strong enough to swim against that current.

Maybe your swimming muscles aren't strong enough, Big Al,

but you have some chomping strength!

Steady...

steady...

and ---

NOW, BIG AL!

(chomp)

(cheers)

(monotone)... and having all that water to swim in?

Amazing.

Oh! I think I saw a whale under there,

What a journey.

Still, after all that, it's good to be back

in my cozy little fishbowl.

Penny Ling: And just in time.

I just heard Mrs. Twombly say that your owner

is here to pick you up.

Well, it was nice meeting you, Goldy.

I hope you enjoyed your stay at Littlest Pet Shop.

Are you kidding?

This was the most fun adventure I've ever had.

Where are we going tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

(groans and crashes)

So they must have just tripped the parking brake,

and... WHOOSH!

(laugh) No way!

The pets drove the Sweet Delights truck?

That's crazy!

(phone rings)

Hello?

Oh, hi Whittany.

I took my break and wanted to get something

for the chinchillas.

Where?

Oh, at Littlest Pet Shop.

(screams)

You're FIRED!

Sounds like that didn't go so well.

Oh, that's OK.

I wasn't crazy about working for the Biskits anyway.

But, I still wanna get those chew sticks for the chinchillas.

Awwww...

I mean, come on in.

We've got plenty!

Hey you!

You, like, want a job?

OK.