Are you ready, kids?
KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain!!
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
( Captain laughs heartily )
( playing airy tune )
( waves crashing,
seagulls calling )
NARRATOR:
Ah... Sandy Cheeks
is going out of town
and has asked
SpongeBob and Patrick
to do a little pet-sitting
for her.
Pet-sitting?
Won't that hurt them?
Perhaps she should have
asked someone else.
(
whistling ) ( whistling )
Gee, Patrick, I didn't
know you spoke bird.
No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.
( grunting )
Okay, boys, this
here's Birdy's food.
Feed him twice a day.
This whole sack?!
Naw, just a cup's worth.
This here's my cricket.
( chirping )
( laughs )
He's saying
hello to you.
Ain't he cute?
Uh, sorry,
I don't speak Italian.
Okay, and this here's Snakey.
What's that lump in his belly?
Well, that's his dinner.
( chuckling )
Well, I guess that's it.
I got to go.
I'll see you fellers
in a couple of days.
BOTH:
Bye, Sandy!
( gasps )
Wait! You forgot about this pet!
Oh, that's only Wormy.
He don't eat much.
Look at him, Patrick.
Isn't he great?
Hey, little fella.
Kitchy-kitchy-koo-koo.
Aw, look, isn't he
just precious?
Let's take him out to play.
... ... , .
Ready or not, here I come!
You found me!
BOTH:
There you are!
( both giggling )
BOTH:
He found us!
♪ A friend is a friend
to the end of the end ♪
♪ That's forever and a day ♪
♪ Stay by your side, won't hear
me say good-bye, come what may ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do ♪
♪ That's what friends do ♪
♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do. ♪
Gee, SpongeBob, I don't
want today to end, ever.
I know, Patrick.
Days like today come
once, maybe twice,
in a lifetime.
Savor every moment.
And it's all thanks to Wormy.
I made this for Wormy...
Our new best friend.
Until tomorrow, new best friend.
Don't be sad, little buddy.
We'll be back first
thing in the morning
for frolic and fun.
Why must the sun set
on this perfect day?
Sleep well, Wormy.
( Patrick crying )
Aw, don't be sad, Patrick...
It's only until tomorrow.
( crickets chirping )
( ominous music playing )
( rooster crows )
Here I come, Wormy!
Me, too!
And, and then we're
going to play tag
and then we're going to color
and then we're build
a house of cards!
BOTH:
We're back, Wormy!
Wormy! Wormy!
Wormy...?
Where's Wormy?
What's that thing?
He's got to be in here.
I think something bad
happened to Wormy.
He left his Best Friend
ribbon behind.
( loud buzzing )
( both screaming )
What is that thing?!
I don't know, Patrick.
But whatever it is...
it must have eaten Wormy!
Why does this keep
happening to me?!
Quick, Patrick, we got to
make a run for the door!
( panting and grunting )
No! Patrick,
he's blocking our only exit!
( panting and grunting )
Now what?
We're trapped in here
with that...
that...
best friend eater!
Let's not panic.
We just have to stick together.
Remember, it's two against one.
Right, Patrick? Patrick?
Aah! He's eaten Patrick!
( grunting and panting )
Patrick, you're alive!
I am?
Patrick, we can't just
leave this horrible monster
in Sandy's house!
It might eat Sandy's other pets.
Or worse, it might
eat Sandy's pets.
No, it might eat Sandy.
We got to get it out of here.
( phone ringing )
It's for you.
It's working...
He's going to answer it...
Tartar sauce!
You look pretty
appetizing, Patrick.
Now, just stay here
and wait for the monster.
I'll go get the net.
Oh... ooh... ooh... ooh...
SpongeBob, hurry up
with that net!
Hold on, Patrick!
l really don't taste
that good, Mr. Monster.
( whimpering )
( loud buzzing )
Oh...!
I'm coming, Patrick!
Oh, ooh...
( crack, grunts )
No, Mr. Monster,
please don't eat me, no!
Spare me, I don't taste good.
No, please...
Wait a second.
Yeah!
We did it, Patrick!
Sandy's going to be
so proud of us.
We got that horrible monster
out of her house.
And best of all,
her pets are safe
'cause that horrible
creature is now...
headed straight
for the Krusty Krab!
It's going in the front!
Let's use the secret entrance.
( both gasp )
Okay, hold still.
It's going to eat
Squidward and Mr. Krabs!
Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!
Say "money."
Money...! ( gasps )
( grunting and yelling )
What's the meaning
of this, SpongeBob?!
We're in serious danger.
There's a, a, a...
a monster out there.
Is he a paying customer?
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
It doesn't want to
eat Krabby Patties.
It wants to eat you!
Just like it ate Wormy!
Uh, Wormy?
( crying )
Oh, why, why?
He was so young...
We'll never forget you, Wormy!
Well, if Moron Theater's over
l think I'll
just take a look
at this monster.
That's the monster?
Pretty scary, huh?
A living nightmare!
I should have known.
Well, that's it.
I'm getting off
the Loonie Express.
Now, just because you swabs
never seen a creature like this
doesn't mean it's dangerous.
We tried to warn them.
I can't watch!
Get a load of the scary monster.
( laughs )
Monster...
( laughs )
Aw, it looks harmless.
It's kind of cute.
It reminds me of money.
Monster...
( laughs )
( laughs )
( loud buzzing )
( both screaming )
Squidward?
Mr. Krabs?
Aah! It ate them!
And there it goes!
First Wormy,
then Squidward, Mr. Krabs...
That flying monster has eaten
three friends too many!
We must inform the citizens.
Evil has surfaced.
The fate of Bikini Bottom
is in our hands, Patrick.
Now, let's roll.
Aye-aye, captain.
( engine whirring )
Okay, Patrick,
this is a very
delicate situation
and must be treated with
great care and sensitivity.
Gotcha.
Run, everybody, run!
Monster on the loose!
Monster!
( crowd screaming )
( crowd screaming )
( both scream )
Huh?
Attention, Bikini Bottom!
There's a flying monster
that's going to eat you!
( gasping and screaming )
( all gasp )
( screaming )
( screaming and yelling )
Attention, attention!
This just in.
A giant monster
is attacking Bikini Bottom.
( screaming )
( screaming and yelling )
( siren wailing )
We did it, Patrick.
We saved the city!
Just think what
might have happened
if we didn't tell
everyone about the monster.
About the what?
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( bell dings )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
( screaming and yelling )
Huh?
Aw, sh**t.
Looks like a twister
hit this place.
Where is everybody?
Oh, hi there, Wormy.
You weren't supposed to
change till I got back.
That ought to hold you,
little guy.
( crowd cheering )
Howdy, SpongeBob.
Sandy caught the monster!
( crowd cheering )
I didn't know I'd been
missed so much. Golly.
Maybe I should go
out of town more often.
Ah... ah... ah-choo!
( sighs )
days without a customer.
So... hungry...
Aah! Mr. Krabs!
A customer!
Oh!
No food... three days...
Hold on, me bucko!
Food's on the way!
Hey... you got
money, right?
Yeah...
SpongeBob, bring
this man some grub
before he keels over!
Here you go, sir.
Oh... Krabby
Patties, huh?
Finest under the sea!
Yeah, yeah, sure,
but where's the pizzazz?
Huh?
Look at this place.
I mean, what is the theme here?
Underwater?
It's boring!
Food... water...
atmosphere...
Nobody goes to a restaurant
for atmosphere.
They go for food!
Hey, Tom!
Fred! Hey, you want to
eat at the Krusty Krab?
Nah, let's go
to the Shell Shack.
They've got a talking dog.
Great!
Say, what's a dog?
Money walking!
l need to think up
a gimmick like that
to get people back in here!
I have an idea.
Wait, I've got an idea!
KRABS:
And so,
ladies and gentlemen
make sure you buy
lots of Krabby Patties
as I bury myself alive!
( whistling and cheering )
( band playing )
Go, go, go!
( cheering continues )
No free refills.
Hey, everyone, listen!
The talking dog
at the Shell Shack is singing!
Come on!
( crowd cheering )
Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.
What am I going to do?
If I don't find an idea,
I'll go out of business.
Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.
Why can't someone
give me an idea?
Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.
Great Neptune in heaven,
l need an idea!
Mr. Krabs... I have an idea...!
What in the name of money
are you waiting for, boy?
Tell me!
Okay, Mr. Krabs,
prepare yourself.
Don't bother sitting down
because you'll just stand up
when you see this.
Ta-dah!
Great Barrier Reef!
That patty's spoiled!
( laughs )
Mr. Krabs, it's
not tainted meat
it's painted meat.
Pretty Patties, available
in six designer colors.
( laughs )
Mr. Squidward!
Come look.
Don't that look appetizing?
Mm-mm good, sir.
( both laughing )
Wait! Give me an orange patty
with extra purple!
( laughs )
What's next,
sequined milkshakes?
Bow-tie French fries?
No...
♪ Pretty Patties,
Pretty Patties. ♪
Stop it...
( laughing )
I know this is a good idea.
I'll show you.
I'll, I'll...
I'll open my own restaurant!
You'll see!
( both laughing )
Hey, Patrick,
are you angry, too?
Yeah!
What's the matter?
I can't see my forehead.
What's your problem?
I have a good idea and
no one else thinks so.
Me, too!
Inflatable pants!
What's your idea?
I'm going to open up
a restaurant
and sell Pretty Patties!
Forget my dumb idea!
That's great!
Are you ready
for the big rush, Patrick?
Pretty soon those hungry
customers will be lining up
because we are open...
I'm ready!
I'm ready.
I'm ready...
( bell tolls )
( snores, gasps )
Patrick, how long have
we been sitting here?
Aw... I got to draw
a new battery for this.
What if Mr. Krabs
was right?
Maybe my idea is dumb.
( crying )
SpongeBob, sometimes
we have to go
deep inside ourselves
to solve our problems.
I'm scared.
Then I'm going in for you!
Gah...
Sorry...
stupid inflatable pants!
( grunting )
Did you find anything?
Huh?
Hey, do you sell food here?
( both giggling )
Yes, sir!
We sell Pretty Patties!
That thing's green!
( laughs )
Green!
( laughing )
( laughing )
Green...
Mr. Krabs was right!
What am I going to do
with all these?
Hey, is that one purple?
Purple is my favorite color!
This isn't half bad.
Hey, world, Pretty Patties
is the best idea ever!
WOMAN ( on TV ):
Oh, Rick, how could you?
( Krabs crying )
...together,
we were one.
RICK:
That was before.
But now...
I'm splitting us up.
ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt this program for
an important news announcement!
This wild throng behind me
is screaming for Bikini Bottom's
newest culinary sensation.
Let's take a listen.
ALL:
Pretty Patties!
Pretty Patties!
Pretty Patties?
ANNOUNCER:
lt's easy to see that
Pretty Patties are popular.
But just what is it
about them
that drives Bikini Bottom
feeders wild?
ALL:
They match our purses!
They remind me of home.
Pretty Patties rule!
ANNOUNCER:
Mr. SquarePants, how do you
explain all this success?
Uh... I don't know.
How can you make money
with such a stupid idea?
And how can you not make money
with such a brilliant idea?
( laughs )
At first we didn't know
what to do with all the money.
We tried burying it...
shredding it...
and burning it.
Aah!
But in the end, we decided
to just give it all away.
Come again, sir!
I'm getting back in line!
I don't believe it!
( panting )
I got to see this for meself!
Ooh!
Hey, watch it, buddy.
I don't care how much
you want your Pretty Patty.
You're going to have wait
in line like the rest of us.
I never had a line!
Who's number , ?
( crowd roars )
I never had , customers.
Here you go, sir.
Stay pretty.
( laughs )
All right.
Mr. Krabs,
is that you?
Isn't this great,
Mr. Krabs?
The pretty patties
are a big hit.
They sure are, boy.
You're doing pretty well
for yourself.
I guess you've completely
forgotten the Krusty Krab.
No, sir, I haven't.
In fact, sometimes I really miss
the old days at the Krusty Krab.
I bet you miss Squidward...
and the grill...
and the crow's nest.
Yeah, yeah!
And you know what I miss
the most, Mr. Krabs?
That tiny squeaky sound you get
when you rub
two pickles together.
You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs?
Uh... uh, yeah...
uh, yes, yes, I do, lad.
Well, the Krusty Krab
is only a short walk away.
Why don't you head on down
for old times' sake?
Ooh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs.
What about the stand?
Oh, don't worry, lad.
I'll watch the stand for ye.
You will?
No... I've got
a better idea.
I'll take this old
roadside stand
off your hands...
for keeps.
And in exchange
I'll give you the Krusty Krab
with Squidward, the grill
and all those squeaky pickles.
What did you say, Mr. Krabs...?
Here's the key
to the Krusty Krab.
She's yours now.
Thank... you.
What should I do now,
Mr. Krabs?
Run to her, boy.
She's waiting for ya.
I can't feel my legs,
Mr. Krabs.
Don't worry, lad, I'll fix it!
Get this to the Krusty Krab,
on the double!
Good luck, lad!
Dreams do come true...
( gasps )
( yelling and laughing )
Ladies and gentlemen
Pretty Patties is now
under new management!
Who's next?
CROWD ( yelling ):
I am... I am... Over here...
( crickets chirping )
( rooster crows )
I'm ready, I'm ready...
I'm ready... for me money.
Welcome to Pretty Patties.
May I take your money?
We want a refund, Krabs.
( crowd yelling )
Who, how, what?
Your dumb Pretty Patties
turned my face purple!
Look what I got under my kilt!
ALL:
And look at our tongues!
What's wrong with you?
We want our money back.
All , of us.
Hey, where did he go?
( screaming )
Get him!
( crowd yelling )
( panting )
Oof!
My key! Where's my key?!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!
( squeaking )
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob, let me in!
( screaming )
( crowd yelling )
( squeaking )
SpongeBob!
( crowd yelling )
( squeaking continues )
02x05 - Wormy/Patty Hype
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.