Are you ready, kids?
[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Ready?
[all] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[laughs]
[plays airy tune]
[slurps] Mmm. This is how
to live. Isn't it my friend?
-You said it, buddy.
-[engine roaring]
[both scream]
[both scream]
[engine revs]
[cheering]
-He's amazing.
-I'll say.
[buzzer sounds]
[beeping]
[breaks screech]
[both] Whoa!
[tires screech]
[cheering]
Who is that guy?
That's Larry the Lobster.
He's, like, livin' large!
-What's your secret, Larry?
-Well, you gotta take risks.
Live on the edge.
[all] Ooh!
And you can't, uh,
and you can't...
[whimpering]
And you can't live
like these two.
Just look at them. Spineless.
Weak.
Afraid of their own shadows.
[both scream]
[both whimper]
Pathetic.
Larry, how can they redeem
their worthless lives?
I'll tell you how.
By living each day
as if it were their last.
How do we do that?
By living like me. Larry.
-But what's tha--
-Up. Up. Up. Up.
By livin'...
[quietly] ...like Larry.
[both] Livin' like Larry.
Livin' like Larry.
Livin' like Larry.
Livin' like Larry.
[breathing]
-This is bogus.
-What's that, Pat?
SpongeBob, these are
the best years of our lives
and you wanna waste them
blowing bubbles?
We should be
living in the moment.
We oughta be livin' like Lar...
[neighing]
This is it, SpongeBob.
This is where we redeem
our miserable lives.
It's time to start...
livin' like Larry!
Whoo-hoo!
-[neighing]
-Whoo!
[laughs]
Whoo-hoo! Ye-haw! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob?
I'm livin' like Larry. Whoo-hoo!
Where were you, SpongeBob?
That was awesome.
Hey, Patrick, where you going?
To live, my friend.
We are going to live.
[gulps]
This is gonna be
the most fun yet.
[bell dings]
I don't know about this,
Patrick.
You must defeat your reason
before you can start...
livin' like Larry!
Whoo-hoo! SpongeBob!
This is it!
[screams]
[whimpers]
-[screams]
-[crashing]
[SpongeBob hums]
♪ Livin' like Larry ♪
♪ Do, do, di, di, di
Livin' like Larry ♪
♪ Livin' like Larry ♪
Come on, SpongeBob. What are
you waiting for? Let's go.
But, Patrick,
where are we going?
Just you wait.
It's the ultimate.
[pants]
What do you think?
And wait till you see
the best part.
Hey, you guys?
[roaring, growling]
I don't know, Patrick.
This looks really danger--
Here's to livin' like Larry.
Wait a minute. I think
you're missing the point.
Livin' like Larry doesn't mean
throwing caution to the wind,
risking everything on a stunt
that will cost you your life.
Uh, don't you mean
cost us our lives, SpongeBob?
No, Patrick. I mean your life.
I'm not going.
I see. And that's your final
word on the subject?
Mm-hmm.
I feel sorry for you.
Whoo-hoo!
[laughs]
-Yeah!
-[shredding, chomping]
[screaming]
[belch]
I wonder how Patrick's doing
with his livin' like Larry
thing.
SpongeBob.
[pants] SpongeBob!
[pants]
You were right, SpongeBob.
I went too far. I went too far!
[cries]
It's OK, buddy. I think
you've learned your lesson, hmm?
Uh-huh.
Don't make us come in there,
kid.
You just let me
handle those guys out there.
[angry yelling]
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
[silence]
I know that you might be angry
with my friend
for his shenanigans,
but you are not the only victim.
His reckless thrill chasing
has left him a hollow shell
of his former self. Just look.
So, let me assure you,
his days of "living in
the moment" are over.
Can you not forgive him
for whatever he did?
Sure, pal. Sure.
By the way, what did he do
that made you all so cranky?
He knocked over our motorcycles.
[chuckles nervously]
[panting]
So scared. Adrenaline pumping.
Spine tingling.
Endorphins rushing!
I've never felt so alive!
Oh, yeah, baby, yeah!
This is what Patrick
was talking about.
This is really living
in the moment.
Oh, yeah! This. Is. Life!
Whoo! Whoo!
Oh, yes! Whoo!
Now I am really
livin' like Larry!
Whoa!
Are you sure about this,
SpongeBob?
What happened
to being in the moment?
I don't know, SpongeBob.
This looks pretty dangerous.
Yeah, yeah, you said it, buddy.
Now we're really
livin' like Larry!
Well, will you look at that.
Now there's two guys
who know how to live.
Prepare for countdown.
I'm proud of them.
Wait a minute.
With that angle of trajectory
they'll land right in
Ripper's Reef.
They'll be ripped to shreds!
Wait! Don't do it! Stop!
Three, two, one, lift off.
Drat!
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Whoa!
Look, guys, my advice wasn't
meant to be taken literally.
I meant to live life to the
fullest, not to maim yourselves.
Look!
Uh-oh.
[screams]
[screams]
[both wail, groan]
Hey, what are you two lazy bones
doing lying around?
There's a really cool ramp
down the hall.
I got room for two more.
What would Larry do?
What would Larry do?
I'll show you
what Larry would do!
Come here!
Come here, I said!
Hey!
[laughter]
Whoo! Yeah!
I thought you left your swimsuit
at home.
No. I just didn't want it
to get all wrinkled up!
Last one in is a rotten egg!
[giggles]
Rotten eggs? [giggles]
[laughter, cheering]
-Honey.
-Huh?
You're not using that Tan
Accelerator again, are you?
Oh, don't pretend
like you don't love it!
[sighs]
-Good work, man!
-[gasps]
I see you've read my book!
-Craig Mammalton?!
-The tannest man on TV?!
[chuckles] None other!
[excited chattering]
Oh, look at
those gorgeous wrinkles!
What, these?!
[screaming, cheering]
Oh, and his skin.
It's so... leathery!
Well, I don't mean to brag,
but...
[cheering]
Who's Craig Mammalton?
You don't know
who Craig Mammalton is?!
He is, like, so tan!
Legend has it that his tan
is so deep
that even his bones
are a rich caramel brown!
[both] Wow!
His mother must be so proud!
Please, people. Please.
There will be plenty of time
to admire my body this weekend
at my annual summer shindig!
[screaming, cheering]
Wow, Patrick! An invitation
to our first summer shindig!
And here it is!
[grunts]
Can I help you, little fella?
[grunts] Seems to be stuck.
Yeah, I don't think
this is your type of party.
I don't want to
embarrass you guys.
Hey, everyone! Check this out!
But this party is for
the pigmentally gifted.
Must be this tan to enter.
And your skin's
as light and smooth as,
uh, well, as a baby's bottom.
[laughter]
Why, thank you.
We did put on a few extra coats
of sunscreen today.
In fact...
it's time for another coat.
We've gotta look our best.
-[coughs] Losers!
-[laughter]
You're not coming to my party
without a tan.
There! Now we've turned
your rock into a tanning bed,
we're sure to get tan enough
for the party!
Let's just test it out
first to be sure.
[buzzing, ticking]
[ding]
[both] Hooray!
[giggling]
Me first! Me first!
[buzzing, ticking]
[ding]
Patrick! How do you feel?
Like one of those hip young old
folks from a soda commercial.
It's Radical!
Radical!
Drink it!
My turn!
Remember, Patrick,
seconds exactly!
Gotcha! Fifteen seconds,
give or take a few minutes.
No, Patrick! Fifteen seconds
exactly! It's really import...
[buzzing]
It's working!
[gasps] OK, Patrick! I'm done!
Patrick? Patrick? Are you there?
Patrick?
What? Did somebody
say something? Huh.
-[all giggle]
-[all] Hey there!
Is that tan for us?
What?
Uh, Patrick?
It's time for me to get out!
[giggling]
Do you really have to go,
Patrick?
Afraid so. Bye, girls.
[all] Bye, Pat.
[sighs] He's so leathery!
[yawns]
Well, Patrick, how do I look?
[screams]
Oh, it's you.
You don't look too good.
What, what, what do you mean?
-See for yourself.
-[screams]
I must've been under
the tanning machine too long.
[cries]
Eww! What are you gonna do?
I'll ask Squidward.
He's always so helpful.
He'll know what to do.
Hi, Squidward.
What is it now, Sponge...
[screams] Ghost!
I'm sorry I was so mean to you
while you were alive!
Please don't haunt me!
Oh, I'm not a ghost Squidward.
[laughs]
I used Patrick's tanning booth
and I stayed under too long.
[laughs]
Oh, this is too precious!
You're sun-bleached!
[laughs]
Looks like
you won't be at the party!
[laughs]
Sun-bleached! [laughs]
[sighs] Now I'll never
get into that party.
Hey!
That's quitter talk, mister!
You're going to that party
tonight!
What you need is a makeover!
[whistles]
Hmm. Hmm.
Little kelp jerky?
Open wide.
[groans]
[wails]
What do you think?
[screams] I look... amazing!
Time to go to the party.
Aww, what cute little baby.
Coochie, coochie.
Monster! [screams]
[grunts, pants]
Hey, buddy. You look like
you could use an ice cream.
[slurps]
Oh, yeah, that hit the spot.
One caramel sundae, please
Oh, I think you'll have to go to
the party without me, Patrick.
There's just no way I can get
that golden brown in time.
But that's no reason
you shouldn't go... Oh!
-Patrick, why did you...
-Can't talk. Working.
No, really, Patrick...
-Ugh. I feel sticky.
-Take a look.
Whoo!
Thanks, Patrick!
Uh, I'm stuck.
[excited chatter]
[ding]
Nice job, ma'am! Join the party!
[clears throat] But the baby's
gonna have to wait outside!
But he's a perfect shade
of Tropical Toddler!
Yes, but...
[gasp] Tyler! How could you?!
Don't worry, ma'am! He can wait
out here with the other rejects.
Oh, no tears, son!
We'll get in next year!
Next!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Looks like you two
took my advice!
Nice job, gentlemen! Come on in!
[dance music, cheering]
All right, party people, it's
time to roll out the portables.
Oh, no! Caramel hardening.
Gotta get out of here.
[ding]
-Patrick? Patrick?
-What?
-Can I get a little help here?
-Sure thing, pal!
Hey, everybody, make some room!
The floor's all yours!
[whispers] Knock 'em dead, kid.
No, Patrick!
[chuckles nervously]
[cracking]
[all gasp]
So bright!
Honey! Look away!
[groans]
[chuckles nervously]
Nice job!
Your hideous skin
ruined the party!
I mean, look at you! Do you hug
your mother with that skin?
[angry shouting]
Can you believe this guy
crashed your party?
Craig?!
I have seen this
only one other time.
It's the ultimate tan.
He's... sun bleached!
[all gasp]
[gasps] Sun bleached?!
This young man...
[clears throat] This young hero
should be praised for
his dedication to tan-liness.
[applause, cheering]
If you guys are feeling it,
we should all follow
in his footsteps.
[cheering]
Frankie! Crank it up!
[dance music]
[sizzling]
Patrick, do you think maybe
too much sun is a bad thing?
Whatever.
I just go with the flow.
06x06 - A Life in a Day/Sun Bleached
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.