Are ya ready, kids?
Kids: aye, aye, captain.
I can't hear you.
Kids: [shouting]
Aye, aye, captain.
♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
Kids: ♪ spongebob squarepants ♪
Captain: ♪ absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
Kids: ♪ spongebob squarepants ♪
Captain: ♪ if nautical nonsense
Be somethin' you wish ♪
Kids: ♪ spongebob squarepants ♪
Captain: ♪ then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
Kids: ♪ spongebob squarepants ♪
Captain: ♪ ready? ♪
All: ♪ spongebob squarepants ♪
♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪
♪ Spongebob squarepants ♪
Captain: ♪ spongebob
Squarepants ♪
[Captain laughing]
[Whistling]
[Waves crashing...
Seagulls squawking]
[♪...]
[Sighs]
If it gets any hotter in here,
We're gonna have to put
Fried calamari on the menu.
It's a good thing
That new ceiling fan
Mr. Krabs installed
Is still working.
Were you talking to me,
Squidward?
Mr. Krabs, the fuh-fuh...
Ooh, good word, boy.
Don't sneak up on me like that.
The... Fan... Eh...
You're not wearing shoes, lad.
You're not going
"Section eight" on me, are you?
I was wearing shoes, they...
It's so hot, they melted off.
Melted off?
The fan stopped working.
Huh?
Mr. Krabs, you didn't
Forget to pay the power bill
Again, did you?
Of course not.
Here, just fan yourself
With some of this junk mail
I keep finding in my mailbox.
That reminds me,
Where are all me customers?
Probably out enjoying this
Beautiful day
Where it was meant
To be enjoyed.
Could you be
A little more specific?
They're at the beach.
Boys, I forgot to tell you.
Close up shop,
We're going to the beach today.
Krabs: ahoy there...
Whoa.
My name is eugene krabs.
And I would like to know if
I can interest either one of you
In a fresh, delicious krabby
Patty fresh off the grill.
Are they free?
Yes, today they're
Only $ ... Each.
Sounds great, but I left
My wallet up on the sand.
I told you.
Sandy: yee....
What?
Sandy: yee...
...haw, I love the beach.
Oh, that noise was sandy.
Y'all be careful.
Looks like some
big waves a-comin'.
Who are you?
Either you buy a patty
Or get off me wave.
Cowabunga.
What next?
[Sputters]
Oh, no, oh...
Aloha, patrick.
Hey there, young fellow.
How'd you like to be
Our first customer
In over working days?
I'd love to.
Squidward, show him a menu.
Uh...
I can't quite see it from here.
I'll just have to
Climb on board.
[Laughs]
That's a good one, patrick,
On "board."
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Careful, you're gonna
Capsize us.
Almost up.
[Spongebob stammers]
You idiot.
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh...
Eeh... Eeh...
Patrick, look out!
Locals only.
What'd she say?
[All screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
Wipeout...
[Screaming]
What, where'd the beach go?
These waters are calm.
Too calm.
Black sky.
Waterspouts... Of blood?
Jelly donuts
Falling from the sky?
What could this mean?
There's only one logical answer.
I've landed right in the middle
Of dutchman's triangle.
[Chorus sings eerily]
Right above davy jones's locker.
[Chorus sings eerily]
In the devil's galley.
[Chorus sings eerily]
Guys, look.
Spongebob, what are you doing
With that seaweed?
Just dragging it around.
Man: hey there, ho-dads.
Welcome to our remote island.
Island?
-Island?
[Snores]
That's right, kemo sabe, island.
Although we sometimes
Refer to it as an... Island.
We were just in goo lagoon
Selling krabby patties
When this big wave hit us,
Now we're on an island?
The ocean works
In mysterious ways.
And waves.
Mysterious waves.
Om...
Om...
Well, how did you guys get here?
Oh, we've been here since we
Dropped out of junior college.
This is awesome eddie, big g.,
Chip and silent stan.
And I'm twitch.
Why do they call you twitch?
[Grunts] what?
Never mind.
So what did you say this house
Was made from again?
Guano.
Right.
Well, it's been fun
Hanging out with you guys
But mr. Krabs didn't
Give us the day off
So we gotta head back
To goo lagoon.
Well, you're miles from
That tourist trap now, dude.
Yeah, the only way back
Is to surf there.
Only way...
Back... Surfing?
Bikini bottom?
[Screams]
I don't know how to surf.
[Cries]
Wo-ho, chill out, little dude,
We can teach you.
Cool.
Narrator: ah,
Learning how to surf.
To some, it comes as easily as
Eating an ice cream cone
On a hot day.
Others... Well...
To them it's like eating
An ice cream cone on a cold day.
Sometimes in surfing,
It's the approach that's
Most important.
And sometimes, it's the retreat.
[Screaming]
Once in a lifetime,
That perfect wave comes along.
Not too big, not too small.
And the surfer
Has to act fast...
Go...
Narrator: or he stands to miss
The ride of his life.
Hey, patrick, want to
See something cool?
You bet.
Down here.
See, it's a picture
Of squidward.
Wow...
Narrator: but all in all,
In life...
It's not whether we win or lose,
But whether we get
Totally stoked.
Well, dudes, I give up.
What?
These ho-dads are
Impossible to teach.
[Sputters] especially the one
On the end over there.
[Coughs and wheezes]
What's that?
[Coughs and wheezes]
Oh, no, there's no way,
Dude, he'd never do it.
[Coughs and hacks]
What's he saying?
Eh, he reminded us
That there is one dude
Who could possibly teach you...
If you can find him.
Who?
His name, [grunts],
Is jack kahuna laguna.
Or j.k.l. For short.
Aw, man.
We say that legend says that
J.k.l. Was last seen upriver
At the kahamamoku cove
Where every wave is perfect.
Will there be nachos there?
Thanks again for letting us
Borrow these surfboards, twitch.
[Grunts] no problem.
And just keep following
The river straight up
Till you hit kakamuko cove,
Can't miss it.
How far upstream
Did you say it was?
Well, we don't know
'Cause we've never
Ever been there.
We're deathly afraid
Of this river
And wouldn't even set foot in it
If you paid us.
Yeah, interpret that
Any way you want.
[♪...]
Oh, where am i?
Where is everybody?
[Breathing heavily]
I'm stranded.
Spongebob, where are you?
Man: ♪ I make a beeline
For the tree line ♪
♪ Getting back to nature
Always does me good ♪
♪ I'll make a beeline
For the tree line ♪
♪ I just can't wait
To get back in the woods ♪
♪ And when I need to
Close my eyes and dream ♪
♪ Beside a quiet
Mountain stream... ♪
[Sighs]
Man: ♪ that's when I make
A beeline for the tree line ♪
[Screaming]
Man: ♪ ...beeline for
The tree line. ♪
Could you pull over here?
I gotta tie my shoe.
Again?
Spongebob: "welcome to
Kahmamoku cove."
[Whispers]: j.k.l.
Guys, guys...
I found the cove. [Giggles]
I bet this guy
Won't even be here.
If he's anything like that
Last group of dirty drop-outs...
Oh, don't worry, squidward,
He'll be here.
You've never even seen him.
You have got to stop judging
People by the way they look.
[Donkey brays]
You're right.
Look.
[♪...]
It's him.
[Sighs]
Oh, my...
[Moans indistinctly]
It's j.k.l. [Gulps]
[Breathing heavily]
Hail, o great swami
Of the gnarly pounders.
We seek audience with thee.
Plus we want to talk to you.
Will you teach us how to surf,
O great one?
So we may get back home?
-Uh...
-Look, surf-boy...
Are you gonna teach us
How to surf
Or are we just gonna stand here
And stare at you all day?
I kind of like staring at him.
[Squeaking]
[Sniffles] I've never seen
Anything more beautiful,
Have you, patrick?
Not since I saw my first
Triple-layer cheesecake.
That... Was your first lesson.
What, you call that a lesson?
We just stood here
And watched you surf
For two-and-a-half hours.
[Exhales briefly]
Just keep breathing.
[Sputters indistinctly]
Or locusts... Call larry.
Oh, look, cashy.
Earrings.
Well, cashy, I guess
The devil's galley isn't so bad.
As long as that
Flying dutchman doesn't appear
And stick us in
Davy jones's locker.
[Laughs]
But that won't happen,
Will it, cashy?
Ow.
[Screams] it's
The flying dutchman.
[Screams] it's some guy
I've never seen before.
Argh, who be disturbing
The flying dutchman's walk home
From the convenience store?
You've even spilled me milk.
Well, there ain't no use
Crying over it.
[Screams]
Don't worry, cashy,
I'll protect ye.
[Chorus sings eerily]
Isn't jack kahuna laguna the
Most totally awesome surf guru
You've ever met, squidward?
I don't know about you two
But I'd like to get out of here
At some point.
And if his idea
Of teaching us is...
Oh, wonderful.
Quiet, squidward,
I think we're about to
Receive another lesson.
Just keep breathing.
That's it?
I just want to go home.
Would it make you feel better if
I went and talked to him?
Oh, thank you,
Thank you, spongebob.
Well, did you talk to him?
Yep.
And?
He said, we just have to
Stare into this fire all night
And the secrets
Will be revealed.
We're gonna be
Stuck here forever.
Well, sandy,
Using only your bare hands
And the resources found on
This deserted island
You have not only survived
But thrived.
You built a five-star hotel...
A steam-powered generator...
A car that runs on
Coconut milk...
And even an espresso bar.
I almost don't want to leave,
But I miss bikini bottom.
Now I can find spongebob and
The g*ng and fly us right back.
Acorn-one to tower,
Request clearance.
Roger, acorn-one,
You are cleared for take-off.
[♪...]
Oh, please, mr. Dutchman.
I didn't mean to
Spill your groceries.
Well, normally I wouldn't mind,
But I'm a little low
On cash this month.
So I have no way to pay
For more.
Unless you have
Some money I can borrow.
No, i... Cashy.
Please, cashy is
The closest thing to a friend
I've ever had.
[Moans and mumbles]
Please tell me you two didn't
Stare at that fire all night.
Ok.
All right, I'm done.
Hey, blondie.
Teach me how to surf so I can
Go home, or I'm gonna...
You obviously didn't
Stare into the fire all night
Like your friends over there.
Those dudes are gonna make
Awesome surfers.
Spongebob: where's he going?
Come on.
[Breathing heavily]
[Screams]
Look, he's on top of that
Big drinking fountain.
[Grunts]
[Breathing heavily]
J.k.l., Is this the next part
Of our training?
[Exhales eerily]
[Whimpering]
These clouds...
They can only mean one thing.
Increased chance
Of precipitation?
Yes.
Every thousand years or so
The planets align in such a way
That a perfect wave is formed.
A perfect wave?
The world's biggest, fastest...
Longest, gnarliest...
Most totally awesome,
Perfect wave.
They call it...
The big one.
Hey, that's what
They used to call me.
It's probably
The only wave big enough
For you to ride all the way
To bikini bottom.
You'll have to catch it,
Or you'll be stuck here...
Forever.
The big one...
Is almost upon us.
Please, please, mr. Dutchman.
Let cashy go.
I promise I'll never
Soil your waters again.
Ya promise?
Oh, yes, I promise on my
Dear aunt sally's false teeth.
Liar!
[Chorus sings eerily]
What?
Your aunt sally doesn't
Wear false teeth.
How do you know?
Because I dated her
In high school.
[Gasps] no...
Whoops.
This weather sure is dangerous.
I'd better be careful.
Mayday, mayday, I'm going down.
Repeat, down.
And now, just to make sure
This never happens again...
I'm gonna send you on
A little trip down to...
Oh, ow, ooh, ow, ooh.
Uh... Where is that, exactly?
Sandy: mayday...
[Coughing]
[Sighs] all alone again.
[Bell dings]
Cashy.
[Groans]
What the?
Tube sock?
But that means...
Yeah, that's right, baby.
Welcome to my locker. [Laughs]
[Groans]
[Laughs]
♪ For a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen ♪
[Laughs]
The monkees: ♪ cheer up,
Sleepy jean ♪
-[Screams]
-[Laughs]
The monkees: ♪ oh, what can... ♪
J.k.l.: Get ready, dudes,
It's coming.
J.k.l., Thanks for
Teaching us how to surf.
Little dude...
I didn't teach you anything
You didn't already know.
Here it comes.
Well, j.k.l., I guess
This is good-bye.
Wait, there's something
I forgot to tell you.
In return for its awesomeness...
The big one always
Demands a sacrifice.
One of you will not return.
I volunteer spongebob.
Keep paddling, patrick.
This wind feels like
Broken glass mixed with
Razor blades.
Spongebob: it's the big one!
[Gasps]
[Laughs evilly]
No!
[Roars]
Hey, I was gonna eat that.
Patrick, grab on.
[Screams]
Hang on, squidward.
This is it.
Time for those lessons
To pay off.
Look, that's
Mr. Krabs down there.
You like it when I comb
Your hair, don't you, cashy?
Mr. Krabs, hop on
Or you'll be stuck here forever.
Who said that?
Mr. Krabs!
I never even got a chance
To tell him that i...
J.k.l.: Looking for this?
J.k.l.
And mr. Krabs.
And cashy.
[Bell dings]
Cashy!
J.k.l.
No!
Little dude...
I was born to do this.
[Burping]
I guess this big one
Prefers a high-protein meal.
Now what're we gonna do?
[♪...]
You hear a noise?
Everybody, look.
A you-foe.
A spaceman.
Don't make any
Funny moves, spaceman.
You're not conquering
Our world without a fight.
I'm not a spaceman,
You dunderhead.
It's me, sandy,
Spongebob's friend.
[Crowd murmurs]
Shucks, now I'll never
Find spongebob and patrick.
Who?
My friends.
They went surfing
And never returned.
Is one of them, like,
A little square dude
With big teeth?
You some kind of mind-reader?
No.
Crowd: welcome home.
[Cheering]
Hey, twitch.
[Grunts] grab a guitar, dude.
Let's party.
[Coughs]
I love this song.
[Laughs]
Whee...
[Loud splashing]
Look.
J.k.l.
[Cheering]
Just keep breathing.
Cashy.
Turn it up, chip.
["Daydream believer" plays]
Monkees: ♪ cheer up,
Sleepy jean ♪
♪ Oh, what can it mean ♪
♪ To a daydream believer ♪
♪ And a homecoming queen... ♪
♪ Cheer up, sleepy jean ♪
♪ Oh, what can it mean ♪
♪ To a daydream believer ♪
♪ And a homecoming queen. ♪
[Children laughing]
06x11 - SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One/ SpongeBob SquarePants and the Big Wave
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.