-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain.
-I can't hear you.
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh...
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Now, if nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Oh...
[all] ♪ SpongeBob, oh, come on ♪
♪ SpongeBob, everybody ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[trumpet solo]
[cackles]
[plays nautical tune]
[yells]
There it is!
I'm coming for ya, SquarePants.
[screams]
[grunts]
[groans] Thank Neptune
that's over.
-[screaming]
-Uh-oh.
SpongeBob!
Why must you always
ruin my plans?!
Plankton! You're trying to steal
the Krabby Patty recipe again.
Uh, I... didn't...
OK, fine. You caught me.
You happy now?
You know,
this reminds me of the time
Mr. Krabs confided in me
the Krabby Patty recipe.
Oh, I don't wanna bore you
with my silly old stories.
Oh, you couldn't possibly
bore me.
Well, OK. Mr. Krabs called me
into his office...
SpongeBob, you've been
working here for a while now,
so I think I can trust you.
It's time I told you.
Oh! You mean...
Yes, the Krabby Patty formula.
Follow me, son. We need to go
where no-one will ever hear us.
[thunder rumbles]
[eagle screeches]
[groans] We finally made it.
Quick! Into me office
before anyone sees us!
What? You went in a circle.
Why didn't you stay
in the Krusty Krab?
We wanted to make sure
we weren't followed.
Then Mr. Krabs leaned close
and whispered the recipe.
Yes? Go on.
Now, remember, you can never
tell another living soul.
-[Plankton] Wait, wait! Hold on!
-What's that?
My pen is out of ink.
[groans]
-OK, OK, go ahead.
-Plankton!
You'll never get me formula,
not even in a flashback.
[laughs]
[screams]
[grunts]
SpongeBob, if you had never
come to Bikini Bottom,
this wouldn't be happening.
Squidward,
what's with the creepy smile?
I was just... remembering
the world before SpongeBob.
[giggles]
[cheerful music]
[yawns]
[all] Morning, Squidward!
[birds chirp]
Ah.
Good morning, not-SpongeBob.
[noisy kiss]
-[contented sigh]
-[laughs]
But, Squidward, you're glad
I moved in. Remember that day?
Uh-uh. Nah. No.
[contented sigh]
OK, well, that's every available
house in Bikini Bottom.
[whistling]
My secret garden
is finally done.
Oh, yeah,
I forgot about that one.
It's beautiful. I'll take it!
Hi, neighbor!
I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.
And we're going to be
bestest friends.
Hey, Patrick. Guess who just
moved in right next door?
Neighbor hug!
[crowd] We want Krabby Patties!
[gasps] What's that sound?
-[gasps] Customers.
-[chanting continues]
[all] We want Krabby Patties!
We want to spend money!
-What do we want?
-[all] Krabby Patties!
-What do we welcome?
-[all] To spend money!
Oh, no!
All that loose change out there
is driving me wallet mad
with money lust!
[squeals, pants]
Poor little guy's starving.
There you go, boy. You're free.
Go towards the money, boy.
Towards the money!
Hey, a wallet.
And there's bucks in it!
All right!
Hey! Oh, no!
What am I gonna do?
We gotta get out of here. Now!
Oh. If only Sandy was here.
She could help us.
Oh! Maybe we can use this.
I borrowed it
from Sandy's tree-dome.
It might be our way out of here.
Shh! Everybody quiet!
[yells] Hey, Sandy,
I got your radio!
If you want it back,
come and get it!
She'll come.
Oh, give me that!
[radio static]
Sandy. Come in, Sandy.
Sandy Cheeks here.
So it was you who stole
my other radio, Squidward.
What? No, I'm just...
[shrieks] Sandy's trapped
in that box!
-Sandy?
-[growls]
[sighs]
Remember the day
Sandy and I got married?
-[all gasp]
-What?
-No.
-I'm freaking out!
Mm-hm.
[wedding march plays]
Friends, we have
gathered here today
to join these two hearts
in the bonds of love.
SpongeBob, do you take Sandy
as your lawfully wedded wife?
I do.
And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob
as your lawfully wedded husband?
And how!
Well, then, I now pronounce you
sponge and squirrel.
-You may kiss the bride.
-[organ plays]
[music goes out of tune
and stops]
Boo! You stink!
Worst play I've ever seen!
-And a total rip-off!
-[angry muttering]
Can't watch this happen
to the theatre.
-Lousy costumes!
-Waste of time.
I didn't know this was a play.
[groans]
Well, kids, this was supposed
to be the part of the show
where SpongeBob and I
were gonna watch
old outtakes and rejected scenes
and talk about them.
But he never showed up!
And now I'm stuck
in the belly of a whale!
Oh, well,
we already paid for the airtime,
so... here they are.
Hello, children.
You know,
like any great work of art,
SpongeBob didn't just appear
out of nowhere.
He started out as a thought.
Then, he evolved
into a primitive rendering.
And along the way
to becoming the sponge
that we all know and love,
he went through
many different changes,
and phases, and "phanges".
And change can be very painful.
For instance, did you know that
SpongeBob was not the first
choice to star in the show?
[gasps] Hard to believe, I know.
Watch these opening themes,
and you'll see why
he was eventually picked.
-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
-I can't hear you!
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh...
♪ Who lives in a monument
Under the sea? ♪
♪ Squidward Tentacles ♪
♪ Obnoxious, abrasive
Conceited is he ♪
♪ Squidward Tentacles ♪
♪ If practical common sense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ Squidward Tentacles ♪
Next!
-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
-I can't hear you!
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh...
♪ Who lives like a barnacle
Under the sea? ♪
♪ Patrick Seastar ♪
[laughs]
Oh! Whoa... [crashing]
-[laughs]
-No!
-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
-I can't hear you!
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh...
♪ Who lives in an anchor
Under the sea? ♪
-[kids] ♪ Eugene Krabs does ♪
-Hey!
♪ Crusty and red
And greedy is he ♪
-Come back with me money!
-[kids] ♪ Eugene Krab does ♪
♪ If stingy and greedy
Is something you wish ♪
-[kids] ♪ Eugene Krab does ♪
-Give me, give me, give me.
[groans]
Pretty cruddy, huh, kids?
Here's a really old clip
of SpongeBob.
Back then, cartoons were called
"flickering funnies".
[all] Time to go to work!
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
♪ To go to work ♪
-[all] ♪ He's ready ♪
-Ready!
-[all] ♪ He's ready ♪
-Yeah!
[all] ♪ To go to work ♪
Hello, Krusty Krab!
[whistles]
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
♪ To go to work ♪
[all] ♪ He's ready
He's ready ♪
[all] ♪ To go to work ♪
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪
♪ To go to work ♪
-[all] ♪ He's ready ♪
-I'm ready!
[all] ♪ He's ready
To go to work ♪
Oh, you... [coughs]
You little scallywag.
[yelps] Oh! Hey, kids.
Just having
some technical difficulties.
-[rumbling]
-Whoa!
Whoa! Oh! Oh! Don't sneeze.
Don't sneeze!
Ah... Ah... Ah...
[yells]
[yells]
No!
[yells]
[groans]
[gasps] There it is!
SpongeBob's house!
Oh, I finally get
to meet me hero!
[laughs]
Whoo!
-Well, hello.
-[gabbles]
Are you OK? Mister?
Mister, are you OK?
SpongeBob?
No. It's just me,
the guy on the penny.
How did I get here?
Where's SpongeBob?
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm never gonna see SpongeBob.
Hardly. You can see SpongeBob
everywhere.
See?
[SpongeBob laughing]
Hello, SpongeBob!
[all] We want Krabby Patties!
We want Krabby Patties!
We didn't even get to celebrate
the Krusty Krab's
eleventy-seventh anniversary.
We missed what could've been
the greatest party ever.
Hmm. You guys ready to give up?
-Yes.
-Yes.
Then I'll just write myself down
here for giving up, too.
-SpongeBob?
-No, I don't wanna give up.
Ooh, I know!
Let's just say our tearful
farewells and solemn last words.
I didn't make any money. [sobs]
I never made anyone
sick with envy. [sobs]
I didn't get to sleep in
this morning. [sobs]
Guys, we can't give up now.
We got into this mess together,
and we'll get out of it
the same way.
-Through the freezer?
-No, by using our heads.
To concoct
an elaborate escape plan?
No. As a battering ram.
Hup!
[bugle call]
-[clang]
-[all] Ow!
-[clang]
-[all] Ow!
-[clang]
-[all] Ow!
OK, this is the one.
Feel very good about this.
OK, ready?
[crash]
Oh, boy! We made it out!
Whoo-hoo! Money! Money! Money!
Come on in, folks!
No need to shove!
Plenty of room
for all your money!
I... [shrieks]
Where are all me customers?
They left? With all their money?
[sobs]
We went through all of that
for nothing?
Oh, it wasn't for nothing,
Squidward.
I spent the whole day
with my best friends.
You, Squidward.
And you, Patrick.
What now?
And let's not forget the man
who made it all possible.
Mr. Krabs. What could be better?
Money!
♪ Oh... ♪
Oh, no. He's not gonna sing...
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you
Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Your Krabby Patties
From the grill ♪
♪ The smell of grease
Gives me a thrill ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you
Krusty Krab ♪
♪ With prices high
And portions small ♪
♪ There's stains of mustard
On the wall ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you
Krusty Krab ♪
[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Oh, how I love ya
Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Oh, how I love you
Krusty Krab ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ah-wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa ♪
Mr. Krabs, look.
Me customers?
They're coming back?
SpongeBob's dopey little song
is bringing 'em back.
[laughs]
[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
[all] ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Oh, Krusty Krab,
you've always been there for me.
When I'm tired and hungry,
I just reach out my hand,
and there you are with a Krabby
Patty that's so hot and juicy.
-Are you with me, people?
-[all] Yeah!
-I said are you with me, people?
-[all] Yeah!
In that case,
let's get some Krabby Patties!
There's no-one here.
The Krusty Krab is empty.
I've won!
The Krabby formula is mine!
It took eleventy-seven years,
but I got it!
-[cheering]
-Oh, no.
No!
Ah! Oh! Ouch! Ouch! [screams]
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ow! Oh, nuts.
Did somebody order a Krabby...
Whoa!
Look out!
Coming through! Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
[all cheer]
Ah! 'Tis a beautiful sight.
It warms me heart.
[gasps] Me Krabby Patty recipe!
What's it doing out here?
Oh-ho! Should have known.
Plankton.
Hey, Krabs. Uh...
Happy eleventy-seven?
It's launching time.
Please, Krabs, no!
I can't take it anymore!
No more launching, please!
Oh, all right.
Since I'm in such a good mood,
I'll go easy on you this time.
[yells]
There. Happy landings, Plankton!
You know, this isn't so bad.
Everyone looks like little ants
from up here.
[laughs]
Wait. Help?
Stay away
from the high-tension wires.
Allow me to open the door
for a valued customer.
Gee, thanks, mister.
Today must be my lucky day.
I found a wallet
with bucks in it.
Wow, that's some coincidence,
cos I lost one earlier today
with b...
Hey! Wait a minute.
Come back with me wallet,
you thieving bilge rat!
Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab.
[SpongeBob laughs]
[Squidward]
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
♪ Out on the sea ♪
♪ Mermaids are chanting ♪
♪ The wild Lorelei ♪
♪ Over the streamlet ♪
♪ Vapors are borne ♪
♪ Waiting to fade
At the bright coming morn ♪
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
♪ Beam on my heart ♪
♪ E'en as the morn ♪
♪ On the streamlet and sea ♪
♪ Then will all clouds
Of sorrow depart ♪
♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪
♪ Awake unto me ♪
♪ La-da-di, la-da-dum ♪
♪ La-da-di, la-da-di ♪
Tempo! Tempo!
06x24 - Stuck in the Freezer
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.