[ electricity crackling ]
[ rubber squeaking ]
Driba: [ grunting ] Blukic!
Blukic: [ grunting ]
[ clang ]
Oh, sorry, Driba, I must have pulled too hard,
Driba: Sorry, my aunt posterior!
You pulled too hard on purpose!
Blukic: Did not, Driba: Did so!
Blukic: Did not!
Driba: Did so, and I will not hear another word!
Blukic: Did not,
Driba: So, what's the verdict?
Blukic: We should have no problem with dematerializing,
Driba: Great! What about re-materializing?
Blukic: Oh, picky, picky,
Driba: But adjusting the quantum-entanglement pathway
still seems screwy to me,
Blukic: Par for the course,
[ beep ] Driba: A golf analogy?
From you, Blukic?
Blukic: Max says it,
"hit it on the green for a,,,"
Driba: Touchdown!
Blukic: No, a hole in one,
Driba: A touchdown! Blukic: A hole in one!
Driba: [ groans ] Stop harshing my quantum mechanics,
We still need to map the schematic to the exact biological projection stream,
Khyber: Ahh, Sorry to have missed you, Ben Tennyson,
Till we meet again,
♪ Ben ♪ ♪ He's a kid, and he wants to have fun ♪
♪ But when you need a superhero, he gets the job done ♪
♪ Ben ♪ ♪ With a device that he wears on his arm ♪
♪ He can change his shape and save the world from harm ♪
♪ When trouble's taking place ♪
♪ he gets right in its face ♪
♪ Ben ♪ ♪ when lives are on the line ♪
♪ It's hero time ♪ ♪ Ben ♪
Khyber: Sorry to have missed you, Ben Tennyson,
Till we meet again,
[ beep ]
Rook: Khyber,
Max: In plumber headquarters -- again,
Ben: Hey, A one-tayden coin,
Did one of you drop this? Huh,
Then today must be my lucky day,
I got this Mr, Smoothy scratcher, and haven't been able to scratch it yet,
Blukic: The string of entangled ions,,,
Driba: Oscillate the field trap, yes!
Blukic: ,,,oscillate the field trap!
Driba: The first ion injects the phonon,,,
Blukic: And the quantum produces a new phonon,
Driba: So it's a chain reaction, like Newton's click-clack balls!
Blukic: Bingo! Driba: Touchdown!
Rook: Ben, must I remind you?
The nemetrix is missing,
Ben: Yeah, yeah, yeah, We'll get to that,
Blukic: Nemetrix -- missing?
Rook: Yes, Nemetrix, Missing,
Driba: Missing? Nemetrix?
Blukic, you forgot to reset the alarm after our run to the / Mart!
Blukic: Unh-unh, You forgot!
Driba: Unh-unh, you! [ clang ]
Max: Just when we work out all the bugs in the new security
protocols, you jokers get all sloppy on us!
Ben: [ laughs ] Look at the bright side, Grandpa Max,
I just won a month's worth of free smoothies,
Hey, Ben, I can't use my "sumo slammers extreme slam-capades on ice" tickets,
You want 'em?
Ben: Heck, yeah! It's sold out,
Have fun,
[ whimpers ]
I wish I could go,
Ben: Sumo slammers extreme style,,,on extremely hard,
super-cold ice!
[ stomps feet ]
Rook: Magister Tennyson, are you all right?
Max: Just trying to keep my cool and do my job,
[ static ]
Huh?
Blukic: Uh,,,can we borrow this?
Driba: We kind of need it,
Max: You -- ugh, ohh,
[ indistinct conversations ]
[ trumpets ]
[ all groan ]
[ door opens ]
Huh?
Khyber! W-w-what can I do for you?
Khyber: Nothing,
It's your parasite I'm after,
Greetings,,,
and farewell!
[ squawks ]
Bawk! Hey, what is this?
[ clucking ]
That creature on your wattle is a slime-biot,
[ grunts, laughs ] Skurd's the name -- the dollop with the wallop,
[ clucking ] Bawk! Get it off! Get it off!
Khyber: [ growls ] Impossible,
It feeds on DNA and only leaves a host when it wants to,
Aw, no,
Skurd: [ grunts ]
Good news, chicky baby,
Your genes aren't that interesting,
Moving on!
Aah! Hey!
Aah!
Skurd: Yes,
[ screams ]
Skurd: What is it you want from me, blood?
I assure you that won't be pretty,
Khyber: I don't wish to harm you -- merely to join forces,
The nemetrix,
Skurd: [ sniffs ]
It turns the wearer into different predatory creatures,
but the biofeedback would destroy an intelligent mind,
Khyber: Yes, I require some kind of simple
animal to transform for me --
that or a parasite with a high tolerance for neural shifts,
Skurd: Multiple strings of exotic DNA, all for me?
My dear friend, why didn't you say so in the first place?
Khyber: We have much to discuss,
The universe is awash with creatures to hunt,
Skurd: Uh, hunt? For sport?
Khyber: Sport and, uh, profit,
Skurd: Oh, well, then,
Khyber: You! A glass of sandripper rennet,
Skurd: And bring two straws,
Ben: One free Mr, Smoothy, please,
Rook: Would not our time be better spent tracking down Khyber?
Ben: Thank you,
[ slurps ]
No matter what, we'll find him,
Today is my lucky day, and here's my lucky tayden to prove it,
Rook: I much prefer to rely on my skill than your luck,
Khyber: Ahh, Ben Tennyson,
Ben: You see why that's funny, right?
Rook: No, but I see why you think so,
Khyber: Fate brings us together again,,,for a final encounter,
[ beep ]
Heatblast: What, no dog? No cat?
Nothing to wear the nemetrix for you?
It's not like you're going to use it yourself,
Or are you already plumb loco?
Rook: "plumb loco"? Crazy fruit?
Skurd: [ sniffs ] Ooh,
Heatblast: Hey, what's that on the nemetrix, anyway -- a glob of snot?
Rook: It seems that an alien of some sort is attached,
Khyber: My new dog, It takes the shape of many breeds, att*ck,
Skurd: It would be my selfish pleasure,
Khyber: [ grunts ]
[ laughs ]
Fireproof -- made from the DNA of a pyronite's natural predator,
You can't win,
Heatblast: Back off, Khyber,
This is my lucky day, so get ready for an unlucky defeat,
Khyber: Didn't your mommy teach you not to play with fire?
Heatblast: Hey, no mothers, man,
Keep it clean,
Khyber: [ grunts ]
[ snarls ]
[ tires screeching ]
Heatblast: So, what is that snot glob on the nemetrix,
anyway -- your brain?
Skurd: Snot glob, indeed,
[ tires screech ]
Khyber: [ grunts ]
Heatblast: What?
Rook: Huh? Blukic: A failure,
Driba: It worked!
[ beep ]
Blukic: It's a teleporter,
Ben: You guys made a teleporter,,, and used it on us,,,and it worked?
Blukic: Well, we were trying to teleport a couple of grasshopper smoothies,
Driba: But it worked on principle,
Rook: This is your lucky day,
Max: So, you found Khyber? Rook: Yes, we did,
Ben: Khyber's using the nemetrix on himself,
That's crazy, He'll go crazy!
Rook: No, He has some sort of parasite attached to the nemetrix,
It may be there to keep him from going completely insane, but that is mere speculation,
Ben: It's some weird slime creature -- like a big booger,
Blukic: That's not too much to go on,
Um, there's all kinds of boogery parasites,
Driba: On a scale from cottage cheese to pulpy orange juice,
what kind of consistency was this creature?
Blukic: Like snot? Like phlegm?
Ben: Uh,,,more like cottage cheese mixed with petroleum jelly,
Rook: Very much so,
Blukic: Gloppy or not so gloppy?
Ben: Oh, super gloppy,
Driba: Oh, gelatinous,
Ben: Stop! Like that one, but it has eyes,
Ben: That's it! Rook: That is it!
Driba: Hmm, That definitely complicates our search,
Blukic: You should have told us it had eyes in the first place,
Ben: In the meantime, let's go find Khyber,
Rook: But he could be anywhere in the universe by now,
Ben: Well, I feel lucky, Let's have another go,
Blukic: No! Driba: Yes!
Max: Ben! That's not safe,
Skurd: Khyber, partner, my dear friend and confidant,,,
Khyber: Out with it,
Skurd: About the omnitrix --
it has even more DNA than your nemetrix, hmm, does it not, hmm?
Khyber: It does -- quite a bit more,
Skurd: Hmm, quite a bit, Mm, Interesting,
And this Ben Tennyson, this -- this most undeserving little lad,,,
Khyber: What about him?
Skurd: Where can we find him and that supremely powerful little gadget of his?
Khyber: Don't get greedy, parasite,
I plan to have a long, happy career, far away from Ben Tennyson,
Rook: Khyber's ship, It worked!
Ben?
[ energy crackles ]
Khyber: Tennyson!
Ben: This is my lucky day,
Skurd: Mine, too, Hello, Welcome,
Quick -- we must defeat that greedy lad before he disappears again,
Khyber: The omnitrix would make quite a trophy,
Skurd: A trophy? What a waste,
Can't you simply have the boy stuffed?
Ben: Can't you simply give me the nemetrix before I kick your,,, whatever it is you have?
Skurd: It's charm, dear friend, charm, and don't you forget it,
Ben: Hey, Khyber,,,how are you making your booger talk?
Skurd: [ gasps ]
booger?!
Of all the indignities,
Shall we teach him a lesson?
Khyber: We shall, indeed,
[ whistles ]
Skurd: What was that for?
Khyber: Uh, an old habit,
att*ck!
Ben: Bring it on,
Humungousaur: [ roars ]
What the,,,?
Skurd: [ giggles ] Hello, lover,
Khyber: Unsporting little leech,
Skurd: Will you cease that inconsequential bellowing?
[ nemetrix buzzing ]
Khyber: You [grunts] unsporting [grunts] slimy,,,
double,,, crosser!
[ roars ]
[ thud ]
Rook: Oh, dear,
[ roars ]
Humungousaur: [ screams ]
[ screams ]
I've got a Khyber booger on me!
Get it off, get it off, get it off!
[ roars ]
Skurd: Now, there's a sparring partner,
Let's see what this creature can do against it,
Humungousaur: Yeah, here's the thing,
You turned me into humungousaur!
Then you turned Khyber into Tyrannopede, the thing that eats
humungousaurs for breakfast -- literally, breakfast!
Skurd: Mmm, the irony,
It is delicious, mm -- as is the DNA,
Our omnitrix is truly a morphable feast,
Ben: Our omnitrix?
Skurd: Watch out!
Khyber: [ roars ]
Humungousaur: Whoa!
Aah!
[ grunts ]
huh?
[ snarls ]
Skurd: Oh, not to worry,
I was the only thing keeping the nemetrix from damaging yon huntsman,
Once he's good and crazy, yes, he's bound to make a mistake,
Humungousaur: Let the nemetrix rot Khyber's mind?
Not practical, snotty, and really not cool,
[ roars ]
Humungousaur: [ screams ]
[ roars ] Humungousaur: Hear that?
He's already losing it, snotty,
[ roars ]
Skurd: It's not "snotty," It's skurd the slime-biot,
But I admire your creativity,
Humungousaur: Don't patronize me,
Wait, why am I even talking to you?
Skurd: Mm, perhaps deep down, you know we're in this together,,, partner?
Humungousaur: [ grunting ]
Only one guy calls me "partner," and where is he?!
Rook: Ben, I am on my way,
Skurd: Look, I might be a booger to you, but we've got to
join forces or we're both gonna get our butts kicked!
Rook: Aah!
Humungousaur: Aah! Aah! Aah!
Skurd: [ sighs ]
Humungousaur: Okay, then,
Whoa!
Who-o-o-o-o-a!
[ roars ]
[ snarls ]
What do you know?
You can be pretty useful,
Skurd: At your service,
Humungousaur: Doesn't mean I like you,
[ roars ]
Skurd: Never fear!
Skurd is here!
[ laughs ]
I've never had so much power in all my slimy life!
[ roars ]
Rook: Huh?
Ben!
[ grunting ]
Humungousaur: What else you got up our sleeve?
Skurd: This is a partnership,
Do your part,
Humungousaur: [ growls ]
Skurd: [ groans ]
You're not hitting anything but the ground,
Humungousaur: Exactly,
[ roars ]
Skurd: Quick -- while he's on the defensive,
Humungousaur: [ grunts ]
[ grunts ]
[ roars ]
[ roaring ]
Rook: [ grunts ]
[ roars ]
[ whoosh, click ]
Humungousaur: Huh?
Khyber: [ groaning ]
Rook: [ grunting ]
[ nemetrix beeps, warbles ]
[ breathing heavily ] Khyber, you are under arrest for this, as well as your past crimes,
Do you understand?
Khyber: My mind is perfectly sound, revonnahgander,
That said, I'm grateful that you removed the quinoa when you did,
Rook: You mean "the nemetrix,"
Khyber: Why? What did I say?
Skurd: [ chuckles ] I'm a dollop with a wallop!
Humungousaur: Don't expect me to thank you,
Ben: You got me into this,
[ cellphone beeping ]
Aw, man, The "sumo slammers extreme slam-capades on ice" show starts in minutes,
Rook: I am afraid we will not make it,
We are too far away and must still transport Khyber,
Ben: Blukic, Driba,
Rook: Ben, that teleporter is untested, potentially lethal technology,
Ben: Sumo slammers, Rook, We have to take the risk,
Skurd: Hmm, I am intrigued by these sumos,
The rewards outweigh the risks,
Ben: Come on,
Blukic: Data received, Driba: Data processed,
Ben: So far, so good,
Now teleport us to Bellwood Arena,
Rook: Ben, you are pulling your luck,
Ben: "pushing," Rook, And, no, I'm not,
Remember, today is my lucky day,
BLUKIC: Data received,
DRIBA: Data processed,
Ben: [ gasps ]
guys!
Driba: Aah!
Blukic: Oh! Oh! [ grunts ] Whoops,
Driba: Hmm, The teleporter still needs work, I told you so,
Blukic: No, you didn't,
Driba: Yes, I did!
Blukic: No, you didn't, Driba: Well, it does!
Blukic: Yeah? No, you didn't,
Ben: Well, that was fun while it lasted, but my luck has totally run out,
Now, what to do with this?
Driba: [ slurping ]
Blukic: [ slurping ]
Ben: Thanks for all your help, but, uh, you can go now,
Skurd: Stop your nonsense,
I drink your smoothy!
[ slurps ]
I drink it up,,,partner,
Ben: Don't call me that,
[ grunting ]
Rook: Seriously,
Skurd: Why would I leave and abandon all this delightful DNA?
Oh, the things we'll do together, the weapons I'll give you,
Rook: He does have a point,
Skurd: Besides, I'm literally impossible to remove,
Ben: [ groans ]
Skurd: Mm, Ben Tennyson, this is your lucky day,
[ laughs ]
08x02 - Stuck on You
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Ben the superhero begins exploring the quirky side of the alien underworld in a secret alien city alongside his by the book partner assigned to him.
Ben the superhero begins exploring the quirky side of the alien underworld in a secret alien city alongside his by the book partner assigned to him.