- Are you ready, kids?
all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can’t hear you.
all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[jaunty nautical music]
♪ ♪
- Now remember, boyo,
I’m trusting you
to take care of me house
when I’m away.
House sitting is a very
important responsibility.
Check the windows,
and make sure
the security system
is always on your person.
- Ooh!
[bat whooshing]
Yow!
- Whoa!
- [goofy babbling]
- [gasps]
Scratch that last order.
And do not step foot
into me bedroom!
I’ve got me private things
in there.
[giggles, clears throat]
Now, Pearl is staying
with friends,
so you’ll be here all alone.
- Don’t worry, Mr. Krabs,
your house is in
good hands with me.
Hmm.
[sneezes]
Huh, huh?
See?
[laughing]
- [sighs]
Now, there’s been
a rash of robberies
in the neighborhood,
so do not open the door...
[drawn out]
For anyone!
[humming]
- [sighs, laughs]
[knocking on door]
[hums]
- I told you
not to open the door
for anyone!
- Yes, sir!
[grunts]
- [grunts]
Uh, I think the boy’s got it.
[weak laugh]
- Hmm...
[exclaims softly]
Huh?
[goofy exclamations]
Hmm.
[toilet flushes]
[goofy exclamations]
I checked everywhere
and no sign of robber--huh?
Huh, Mr. Krabs’ bedroom.
I don’t remember
his door being ajar.
There could be robbers
in there.
- Do not step foot
into me bedroom!
- Don’t worry, Mr. Krabs,
I won’t "step foot"
in your bedroom.
[laughs]
[goofy exclamations]
[curious music]
Seems pretty clear of robbers.
[sniffs, giggles]
Smells like Mr. Krabs.
Ooh, no wonder!
[laughs]
Hmm.
[humming]
Better check in here too.
[dainty tune playing]
Aww, so Puffy.
Huh?
Ooh, "Midnight Pincer."
[eagle screams]
[singer yodeling]
♪ ♪
It’s a very romantic-er-er
evening, Mrs. Puff.
[imitating Mr. Krabs’ laugh]
[exclaims]
Hmm.
[laughs]
Nighty-night, Mrs. Puff.
[goofy grunting]
Wow, look at Mr. Krabs’
knot collection.
Ooh, that dingle dangle
should "knot" be there.
[laughs]
♪ La-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
[goofy babbling]
Huh?
[screams]
[goofy babbling]
Ooh!
[grunts]
I’m still not
setting foot in here.
[doorbell rings]
Oh, that must be
the pizza I ordered!
[doorbell ringing]
Whoop!
- Pizza delivery.
- I’m not allowed
to open the door.
Just slide the pizza
through the mail slot.
[pizza squishing, gurgling]
♪ ♪
And this is for you.
- My third
mail slot delivery tonight.
Must be a full moon.
- [slurping]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [clears throat]
I’m here for the Fast Food
Founding Fathers Convention.
- Oh, you mean FFFF.
That’ll be ¢ entrance fee.
- [shrieks]
¢?
That’s a rip-off!
I’m going home!
♪ ♪
What kind of crazy convention
charges ¢
to a Founding--
[stammers]
- Congratulations, you’re our
th person to enter!
Here’s $ , !
[triumphant music]
- What?
[holding note]
[static crackling]
[mellow music]
[lively music]
[all shouting]
[chicken clucking]
- [munching]
- Shocking Cinema
now returns
with tonight’s
frightening feature:
"Knock, Knock, You’re Dead."
[cackling]
- [shrieks]
I can’t watch this!
[grunts]
[sighs]
[knocking on door]
[shrieks, babbling]
- SpongeBob, open up!
I forgot me keys!
[groans]
SpongeBob!
Huh?
SpongeBob?
[sniffs, smacks lips]
What I always suspected:
SpongeBob is made
out of cheese!
Hmm?
Or was made out of cheese.
Oh...
- Who is it?
- It’s me, Mr. Krabs!
Open up, boy!
- You can’t be Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs is at a convention,
and he said
not to open the door
for anyone.
- What?
[stammering furiously]
Open up!
- Oh, you sound
like Mr. Krabs, robber,
but you look nothing like him!
- Hmm?
Barnacles!
Open up, you--
[stammering, grunting]
Huh. Aha!
[laughs, grunting]
[devious music]
[grunts]
[growls]
Hmm?
♪ ♪
Ugh, and I told him
to check the windows, didn’t I?
[muttering unintelligibly]
- Patrick, you’ve gotta
come over to Mr. Krabs’ place!
Someone’s trying to break in!
- [moans]
- Uh, SquarePants.
- [moaning]
- SpongeBob SquarePants.
- [moans]
- No, you’re Patrick!
Please, hurry.
- [grunting]
Huh?
Patrick?
What’s that pink clown
doing here?
Eh, who cares?
SpongeBob will never open
the door for him.
- [goofy babbling]
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
- Great horn spoon!
How’s he doing that?
[both grunting]
[both holler, grunt]
- [goofy exclamation, laughs]
Thank goodness you don’t
have any bones, buddy.
- Nope, all blubber.
[laughing]
[clattering]
- [gasps] Someone is trying
to break into Mr. Krabs’ house.
- Then we’d better
get over there right away!
- We’re already here.
- You mean you had me
walk in the rain for nothing?
- [grunting]
I’ve got it...
[grunting]
One little bit--there we go.
Huh?
[babbling]
[hollering]
[groans]
- That robber doesn’t
sound like he’s gonna give up.
Let’s set some traps.
♪ ♪
if a robber happens
to open this door--bam!
This pillow will fall
on their head.
I call it "soft justice."
- Good one.
[laughs]
Look at mine!
If a robber tries to come in
through the window,
they’ll put their hand
in this warm water
and they’ll have to run
to the bathroom!
[laughing]
- House all secure.
Now we relax.
The robber!
To the battle stations!
- [grunting]
There we go.
[grunting]
[wails]
Midnight Pincer?
It smells so wonderful,
but it burns!
[wails, grunts]
[groans]
- Take that!
[grunts]
- Desperate times
call for desperate measures.
[grunting]
- What the--
not on my watch!
[grunting]
♪ ♪
- [babbling]
[laughs]
The pet door.
Why didn’t I think
of this before?
Oh, boy.
[laughs]
Huh?
[shrieks]
- Hmm.
Hmm, cheddar.
- Sharp cheddar.
[cow moos]
- [growling]
That’s it!
Time to wreck this ball.
- No Mr. Krabs-impersonating
robber will ever get
into this house
with us on the job.
We’re tough guys.
- Yeah.
[both giggling]
Uh, I feel like
a tough guy action movie.
- Oh, the tougher
the better, buddy!
- Oh, yeah!
- [grunts]
[banging]
- Wow, Mr. Krabs sure has
an awesome TV noise machine!
[banging]
- [growling]
[grunts]
[thunder crashing]
[grunts]
I’m coming in hot!
Whoo-hoo!
[triumphant music]
both: Wow, -D!
- [groans]
[grunting]
[dramatic music]
[grunts, groans]
[sobbing]
[melancholy music]
I give up.
Here, look,
this proves
I’m the real Mr. Krabs.
both: Hmm...
hmm...
- Oh...
[laughs]
Says you’re an organ donor.
Nice.
- You play the organ?
- Give me that.
both: Sorry, Mr. Krabs.
- Oh, it’s all right.
I can’t be mad at you
for following me orders.
You did good, boyo.
You, too, Pat-o.
[both laugh]
[knocking on door]
all: Huh?
- The robber.
- Daddy, open up, it’s Pearl!
I forgot my keys!
- [grunts]
Well, you sound
like me daughter,
Mr. Robber,
but you look nothing like her!
[laughs]
[both exclaim]
- Hmm?
Hmm.
Are those me private things?
- Daddy!
[whines]
Daddy!
12x19 - Knock Knock, Who's There?/Pat Hearts Squid
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.