03x22 - Wasabi Forever

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Kickin' It". Aired: June 13, 2011 - March 25, 2015.*
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Follows a crew of lovable misfits- Jack, Jerry, Milton and Kim - and their Sensei Rudy - at Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy.
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03x22 - Wasabi Forever

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"Finally, our friendship has been
a comfort in the storm of life.

"Sincerely, Milton D. Krupnick."

You took this sign thing
the yearbook very seriously, don't you think?

I can't wait to see
what you wrote in mine.

"Take care."

It wasn't over yet.

"Take care,

"mine."

Boys, boys. The letter
from the Otai Academy arrived.

It's the biggest gym
of martial arts in the world.

Either I went in or I didn't.

I'm so nervous.
I can't open it!

I open.

-Then?
-Then?

I entered. I entered!

Yea!

So you and Jerry are leaving?

Wait, where's Jerry going?

The Animal Park will send you to
Kenya for a research project.

He will live with a family of baboons.

Why did they choose you?

Yes. It was a good nap.

That's why they chose him.

I'll tell Rudy from Otai.

I can not believe,
they are all leaving.

When do we tell
we're going to Washington D.C.

work as spies?

We can't, remember?
It would put them in danger.

We can only say that we have bags
of study for the Biltmore Academy.

Baboon on the loose! Baboon on the loose!

Get away, get away!
I will reassure you.

No, Joan. No...

Got it!

No

Be strong with me

I'm saying, you don't want

Come have fun with me

We can have fun and climb walls

It's what we do

And no matter how much I cut and b*at

It's not so cool
how to have fun with you


Here we go, let the party begin

Do it like in karate

All together

No

Be strong with me

I'm saying, you don't want

Come have fun with me

We can have fun and climb walls

It's what we do

And no matter how much I cut and b*at

It's not so cool
how to have fun with you


It seems like they all go
to separate paths.

I promised I wouldn't cry.

Rudy, you've been crying for two days.

You know me so well.

The important thing is,

we will always be connected
by the Wasabi code.

You know what?

I will tell you the story
of the first Wasabi warriors

and how the code came about.

Rudy, this is going to be another one
of your long...

"A long time ago, on the other side
of the world,

"wasabi temple stood,

"where the great masters developed
a peaceful martial art

"called the Wasabi Method.

"The eye of the dragon, a magic stone,
shone over the village


"and brought peace to the land.

"But then a g*ng called
of Black Dragons


"led by an evil master,
invaded the temple


"and stole the dragon's eye.

"Darkness has fallen over the land.

"The city of Wasabi lived in fear,

"until a stranger arrived in the village

"and it changed everything."

Bamboo Skateboards
It's against the law, friend.

Read the sign.

"By decree of the Black Dragons,

"no fun allowed
in the village of Wasabi."

you, my friend,

you will get a fine.

I love writing these things.

-So are you having fun?
-Yes, absolutely.

I could do this...

Holy hand roll!

Now I have to fine myself!

It's the third time,

that's why i have to
take me to jail.

Here we go!

Now, we can do this the way
easy, or we can do the hard...

This is police brutality!

Ladies and gentlemen!

This is exactly the dragon

who will perform at the festival
for the Black Dragons

tonight in the temple!

Difficult village.

Scratch, claw, hiss and fire!

Fire!

I said fire!

I hate this village.

Hi!

Where's my sushi?
I've been waiting for half an hour.

You have to be very careful

when you are working with
the blue-tailed porcupine fish.

They have parts that contain poison.

The poison works instantly.

Thanks. I'm Kim-Yee.

It's an honor, beautiful lady.

My name is Jack-Hai,

but you can call me
the mysterious stranger,

the lone wolf, the one who walks
for way...

Okay, I'll take Jack-Hai.

I don't have any money. You think
did they let me wash dishes to eat?

He thinks Phil washes the dishes.

Hello. How are you?

Great, Frank-Foo will invent

another fake tax for
the Black Dragon.

Time to pay the tax for being
sitting with this guy in the restaurant.

Oh no, this one is legit.

There's my little Black Dragon.

I stayed up all night
making you this origami swan.

I will keep it forever.

I told you to pay!

-Who's that guy?
-His name is Frank-Foo.

He collects the false taxes
for the Black Dragons.

And he's going to marry Ki

m-Yee.

-He?
-Yea.

Pay, losers.

They won't pay.

Seriously?

You probably shouldn't have done it.
this thing you just did.

Dude, you really have to work
This phrase.

Mil-Tong, he's wearing
martial arts.

This is against the law.

Yes it is.

In a second, this place will be
full of Black Dragons.

Got it, Frank-Foo.

Really, Jerry-Cong? Seriously?

Jack-Hai, you have to get out of here.

This rickshaw is top of the line.

It even has a new feature,

a bag where you can
keep your wig.

It's called a hair bag.
on the driver's side.

Jerry-Cong, Mil-Tong,
are late for training.

Rudi-Kai, we saw a stranger
doing something crazy at Sushi Phil.

Asking for a second time?

Not so crazy.

No, his name was Jack-Hai,

kicked in the ass
of Frank-Foo, using martial arts.

-Well, where did he go?
-He ran-away.

He's probably a long way from here.

Or else it could be him
right here on the mat.

Boys, you have to hide me.
There's a crazy lady behind me.

Did you see that boy who used karate?

Not.

Seriously?

So what happened here
with your wall?

What's this?

That's our new... hole.

We just put it on. It's the latest news
in domestic ventilation.

He is well. Well, if you see him, let me know.

the black dragons
put a price on his head,

and mom wants to have one
of these fancy new holes.

Thanks for hiding me.

It's been some time since
I didn't see one of these.

That was a Wasabi movement.

How do you know the Wasabi Method?

my grandfather taught me

before the Black Dragons banished him
and destroy my village.

That's why we must
keep this dojo a secret.

I'm teaching them the Wasabi Method.

You should stay and train with us.

With your help,
we can defeat the Black Dragons.

Sorry guys.
I'm better off alone.

If you don't have anything,
you have nothing to lose.

Jack-Hai,

many picks together
are unbreakable.

But a single one breaks easily.

It breaks easily.

It breaks easily.

Stupid, unbreakable pick!

I weakened it for you.

What I mean is,

there is nothing stronger
than the family.

my grandfather said the same thing
about the family.

Look where it took him.

I have to go.

The Black Dragons go
be looking for you,

go the old way
of cherry blossom trees.

And if you change your mind

I will be training them.
to become warriors,

so that one day we can end
with the reign of the Black Dragons.

Unfortunately I won't live
to see that day.

thanks for the call
wake up staff,

but I'm going to sleep another five minutes.

Or I can get up now.

Hey, take it easy.
I don't know what your game is,

but i'm equally confused
and very interested.

I'm helping you escape.

But you are not a Black Dragon,
Frank's fiancee?

Not by choice.

the black dragons
threatened to hurt my family

if you didn't agree to marry.

Well that's great!


It means you're not
interested in Frank,

which means that...

This whole family thing
it's a bummer.

How did you learn to fight like that?

For the past two years I have been
locked in the temple of the Black Dragon.

And the only thing I can do
it's karate or washing up.

And I hate doing the dishes.

Black Dragons are after you

and they know that Rudi-Kai
I was hiding you.

I'll help you out of town.

Wait, that means Rudi-Kai
and the boys are in trouble.

They protected me. I can't leave.

I have to make sure they're okay.

I also hate doing the dishes.

Boys!

We arrived too late.

The Black Dragons destroyed the place.

I mean, what are you doing, girl?

What is she doing here?

It's okay, guys. She saved me.
What happened?

Rudi-Kai didn't tell them about you,

but when they found the dojo,
they arrested him

for teaching illegally
the Wasabi Method.

Tonight, in the end
of the Dragon Festival,

they will release the Rudi-Kai
to the bottomless pit.

Rudi-Kai's family.

We have to save him, Mil-Tong.

Then I go with you.

Well, if you go, I will.

-Well, if she goes, we go.
-We were going.

Excellent. Only you are left, Jack. Want to go?

No villagers allowed
at the Dragon Festival.

How do we get into the
temple unnoticed?

Hello dragon. We are dancing.

We're circulating. We are bad.

I have an idea...

Stop it.

Stop it.

For.

Very well, folks.

Let's dance right on top
of the bottomless pit.

I leave,

I tie the Rudi-Kai

and then we'll all dance the dragon
out of here.

All right, fix it. Excellent.

And now, the famous drummer,

Mai-Jam!

Good! This is "my b*at"!

You're embarrassing me, honey.

Now go inside, be a good one
girl and washes the dishes.

The wedding is cancelled!

They are here
to save Rudi-Kai!

Cut the rope!

Jack-Hai, you saved my life.

Let's go guys.

I am the Dark Master...

He is the Master of Darkness...

... leader of all that is evil.

-... leader of all that is...
-Frank!

- We already talked about this.
-Sorry.

You are the last practitioners
of the Wasabi Method.

And when I destroy you,

I will destroy the Wasabi Method
forever.

This will not happen.

It looks like it could happen.

Holy Chinese New Year!

We are being crushed.

the dragon's eye
makes it too powerful.

Guys, there's one thing that's stronger
than the dragon's eye,

the family.

If it wasn't for you,

I was the one who would be hanging
over the bottomless pit.

I wouldn't have cried like a baby...

Hey it's really scary
when you're up there!

What I'm trying to say is that
we are really stronger together.

I have a plan, but I'm going
need you all.

You can't hide forever,
so get out of there.

Seriously, get out of there.

I have a massage at four, and it's
too late to ask for a refund.

Now!

From now on,

let's swear by the light of the dragon's eye

be loyal and honest
and never say die!

Wasabi!

"And thanks to these
first Wasabi warriors,


"peace has been restored on earth."

What?

FUN

OPEN

"And under the tree
of cherry blossom,


"Jack-Hai and Kim-Yee

" they discovered a love
that would last an eternity."


Rudy, it was an amazing story.

I can't believe we're going on
a tradition with years.

And no matter where life takes us,

we will always be connected
by the Wasabi code.

A final "Wasabi"?

Wasabi!

It's better to go.

Yes, I still have to catch up
a series of vaccines

not to get attached to the monkeys.

Guys, I will never forget you.

- Goodbye, Rudy.
-See you around.

-See you later, Jack.
-See you soon, friend.

I will miss this place.

yes we will all have
miss this place.

Do you think Rudy
Will he be okay without us?

Here we go, boys.

I think he'll be fine.

Looks like my ride has arrived.

I love you guys.

So, Coco?

Milton, can you give us a minute?

Why are you and Kim
need a minute...

- Milton!
- Milton!

You know, Jack,

they say you never forget
your first love.

I know I never will.

Remember what Rudy said.

It doesn't matter where we go,

we will always be connected.

Look. Cherry blossom petals.

When you look at her,

think of me.

Very well, folks.

Time to go to Washington
and become spies.

Jack, are you ready for this?

The world will not save itself.

Your ride has arrived.

We arrived at this dojo boys,

and we went out like men!

I am fine!

Jack, meet you there.
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