- Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Spongebob
Squarepants!
- Mister Krabs, what you doing?
- Oh, ahoy, Spongebob.
I was just using some old toothpaste I found
to patch up this small hole in the wall.
- Good thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.
- And why is that, Mr. Squidward?
- Because then you'd only get to repair it once.
- So what flavor is it?
- It--it's just a hole in the wall, boy.
It doesn't have a flavor.
- No, I mean the toothpaste!
Well, I think it's...
- Hey, look, Mister Krabs.
That small hole in the wall
just became a medium-sized hole in the wall.
- Time to get out the dental floss. Ha.
- Thanks again for taking us to the krusty krab, dad.
- Yeah, mom never brings us here.
- Any time, kids.
What the--?
- Careful now...
- Hey, you guys put in a drive-through.
- We did? - Great.
I'll have three large krabby patties,
krabby fries, a krabby kola,
and two extra-large orders of krabby rings.
Is this toothpaste?
- Boy, I don't know how I think of this stuff,
but I think I got a winner.
We are puttin' in a drive-through.
- A dri--oh!
- Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.
- You mean foryou.
- It'll cost you money.
- Oh, nonsense.
We'll build it for free.
- Hi, Mister Krabs.
- Ahoy, Spongebob. What's with all the Booty?
- I got this microphone system,
so we can hear what the customers order,
this neat sign with a menu on it,
and this colorful arrow so they'd know where to go.
It even lights up. See?
- Well, that's great, Spongebob,
but I already got a bunch of stuff that's better--
a menu board made with old napkins and packing tape,
a microphone I made with some rusty tin cans I found,
...and this sign I made from an old noodle.
- I don't get it, Mister Krabs.
How is this stuff better than the things I bought?
- I'm sorry. What?
- How is this stuff better?
- Because it was...
Free!
- I'll have a medium fries,
a large krabby Patty, and a medium drink.
- Coming right up, sir.
Spongebob, I need a medium fries,
large krabby Patty, and medium drink.
- I'll have that ready
in two shakes of a lamprey's tail.
That ought to fix it.
Thank you! Come again!
- Yes, you like it right there, don't you?
Can I help you?
- A bill? What's this for?
- It's for my dry cleaning.
It seems as though your new drive-through window
is a little on the challenged side.
Size-wise, I mean.
- There. Problem solved.
- Spongebob, two large, two medium.
I hate my job.
- Excuse me, I'd like to place an order, please.
- Ahoy, Squidward.
- Mister Krabs, I'm getting really tired
of running back and forth.
I find it both exhausting and time-consuming.
- Oh, wonderful. Peachy.
Now how am I supposed to get to Spongebob
so I can hand him these order tickets here?
- Problem solved!
- Squidward, hi!
- Oh, it's days like this
that make me wish I had gone to college.
- Now I'll be able to get a krabby Patty
the simplest way possible.
By ordering one.
I would like to order one krabby Patty, please.
Uh, extra secret formula.
Hello?
Is this stupid thing on?
- Mr. Squidward, any customers?
- None that I can hear.
- Oh, here comes one now.
- Hey. Hey! Go around!
Go around! Aah!
- Large krabby Patty with fries, please.
- With fries, got it.
We'll have that right out to you, sir.
- What? You're closed?
Yeah, now she tells me.
- There you are, sir. The ketchup's in the b--what?
Did somebody order a krabby Patty?
Nobody, huh?
Okay, I'll just toss it in the trash.
- I sure am in a jovial mood.
How about you guys?
- You bet, Pearl.
- Oh, I'm feeling especiallyjovial.
You know, being a teenager and all.
- Welcome to the krusty krab drive-through.
Can I take your order?
- Hey, you guys,
it sounds like that weird guy Squidward.
What do you say we play a prank on him?
- Ooh, sounds like a great idea to me--
being a teenager and all.
Two large krabby patties, please!
With fries!
- Aah! Oh!
I'm not faking it, you know.
That really hurt.
A lot.
- A bill? And what is this for?
- It's for my ear replacement surgery.
We need a real microphone and speaker.
- Do you have any idea
how much a real microphone and speaker cost?
- How much?
Well, they cost as much as...
As a...As a real microphone and...Speaker.
- Oh, whoa. Whoopsie!
- Hey!
You delinquent.
- Now you'll have to replace it.
- Replace what? - The microphone.
- What, do I look like I'm made out of tin cans?
- No, but that pile of tin cans over there is.
- Good thing we got you around to always point out the obvious.
- Good thing you'rearound to never notice the obvious.
- Sorry about that, dude.
- Well, that's nice.
I'm still billing you for the damages.
- One krabby meal. To go.
- Hand it on up here.
- Sure thing, Larry.
- Come on, bro. You can do it.
- Or maybe not.
- Mister Krabs, I'm concerned.
Why, Spongebob?
- Because I can't reach the window
of Larry the lobster's s.U.B.
- Yeah.
Well, there's a solution to every problem.
There. Problem solved.
Hey, what's all the ruckerus about? Whoa.
- Hey, what's the hold up?
- How long you gonna make us wait?
- We've been waiting here for hours!
- We're still waiting. In our driveway.
- Squidward!
There's a line o' customers out there a million miles long!
- That's nice. That's interesting.
- I guess I'll be retiring early after all!
- Mr. Eugene krabs?
- Yes?
What? Is this a--a--a ticket?
- A ticket?
Now why would I write you a ticket?
Huh? Oh, I know.
How about for turning the whole town into a parking lot?
- But, officer, I, uh, I, uh, listen...
- Relax, man, that's just my order.
I want two krabby patties and kelp fries to go.
I don't wait in lines.
- Oh, sure!
Right. Whew!
Ha ha ha.
Spongebob, can you get the kind officer two--
- krabby patties and kelp fries to go, sir?
Anything for our boys in blue.
- Here you go, officer.
And thanks for being so understanding,
if you know what I mean.
No charge.
- You're welcome.
Just hope the mayor doesn't find out about this mess.
He's the one you need to worry about.
- Mayor.
- Eugene krabs?
- Aah! Mr. Mayor!
- The whole town is at a standstill
because your drive-through is so slow.
- Well, don't you worry, Mr. Mayor.
There's an answer for that, too.
There ya go.
See, now we got two drive-throughs,
two lines, and I'll make money twice as fast.
That should work perfectly.
- Okay, who had the double krabby Patty with fries
and extra chees--?
- Me! Me! - Right here!
- Spongebob, order up.
- I'm on it.
- Hurry, Spongebob. I've got more orders.
orders up!
- No, no, no, not that window! The other one!
- Squidward, are you sure?
These customers over here look really, really hungry.
- Hey, I want some food here! - Come on! I can't believe...
- And these ones don't?
- Hey, watch it, will ya?
I just had this thing repainted!
- And I just had thisrepainted.
- I see you used the extra-glossy.
- Chum nuggets here!
Goin' fast. Get 'em while they're cold.
Get 'em while they're runny.
Looks like krab's drive-through is really payin' off...
For me!
Oh, no. Not again.
Aah!
- Oh, darn it!
Now there's a line!
- Watch where you're going, old man!
This is the second time!
- I'm too old to wait in lines.
- Chum nuggets.
Get 'em before...
My arm falls off.
They're everywhere!
- Mister Krabs.
- Stay back. Take Squidward. Not me!
Ooh. Hi, Squidward.
- Mister Krabs, we got to do something!
The customers are mad with hunger!
They're beginning to riot!
- For once, he's right.
- Easy, boys. Easy!
Don't you think you're both getting a little carried away?
I mean, I'd hardly call this a riot.
Right?
Okay. Don't worry. I can solve this.
More drive-throughs. More money!
Hey, is somebody eating potato chips?
- Don't worry, Mister Krabs. We can fix it.
We might need to buy some more toothpaste, though.
For me?
Well, on behalf of yours truly,
I would like to thank each of you
for such a wonderful and warm welcome.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
- What'd I do?
- Ooh! Mrs. Puff, thank you most of all.
- Spongebob, that warm welcome wasn't for you.
- It wasn't? - No.
- Well, then who was it for?
- It was for him!
It's Tony fast,
the famous race-boat driver,
and his first-born son, Tony fast junior.
- I can't believe it's him.
- I can't believe that I'm in the presence
of such big celebrities.
- Good luck on your first day of school, son.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Don't show off too much.
Show off...Just enough.
- Hey, Tony junior, want to sign my lunch box?
- Want to sign my steering wheel?
- Want to sign my--
- hey! I was here first.
- No, you weren't. I was.
While Tony junior is a student here,
he will receive no special attention.
He will be treated just like the rest of us--no exceptions.
Now, Tony, report to the obstacle course
where I will assess your abilities.
- Sure thing, teach.
- Hold it.
Not until you've signed my lunch box.
- Go, Tony junior, go!
Go, Tony junior, go!
Hooray!
- Looks like it's my turn.
What goes around, comes around.
Over and out.
Hooray!
- He is good.
If he's really that good,
maybe there's a chance... just a chance...
Some of that could rub off on my most incorrigible student,
Spongebob Squarepants.
Yes!
- Mrs. Puff?
- Yes, Spongebob?
- What does "incorrigible" mean?
- So you just want me to ride around
with this dude for a while?
- That's it. - Whatever. Let's roll!
- It's nice to finally meet you, Tony fast junior.
- I said, "let's roll!"
- Okay, uh, roll, roll, roll.
Is there a button for that?
Uh, I know I know this.
It's around here somewhere. I--
- just drive! - Just driving.
Aah!
Yow-ow-ow!
What do these dotted lines mean?
- Relax, man. You got to relax.
- Relax. Relax?
Mrs. Puff hasn't taught us that yet!
- No, I mean just relax, man.
- Okay. Just-relaxing, man.
Re--lax--ing.
Relaxing...so hard!
I can't relax!
- No, no, no, not like that.
You just got to let go.
- Let go? - Be...Cool.
- Be cool?
- Be cool.
- Be cool.
Cool...
- Not bad, dude. Not bad.
It's a miracle!
- Neptune be praised!
- That went better than expected.
Oh, if Tony junior can keep this up,
then Spongebob might even graduate,
and I'll be rid of him forever.
Forever!
Forever!
- Okay, bro jangles,
catch you...
On the flip side.
What the--?
- Mwah!
- Hey, Tony junior!
- Yeah, what is it?
Can't ya see I'm walkin' here?
- I can see that.
And I'm eager to learn more from you.
- "Eager"? - Yeah.
- I can't teach you anything more at this square school.
No offense, Squarepants.
- None taken.
- Well, if you really want to learn more,
you can come by my house laters.
- Ooh, I'd be delighted to.
- Who is it?
- Spongebob Squarepants.
- Who?
Sponge...bob...
Square... pants.
- Tony fast junior!
- Guy from school! Come on in.
- Nice place you got here, Tony junior.
- Thanks. Lived here all my life.
My mom and dad are out.
- Oh... uh, what does that mean?
- It means...
You wanna see my dad's vintage speedboat collection?
- Oh, would I?
- And he took first place in this beauty,
surpassing speed records held by both Frances baconskin junior
and smitty "tailpipe" rotherma.
- Wow, they're so shiny.
- Pick yer favorite.
- My favorite? Oh, I couldn't.
- Why, sure ya can. What's the big--
- this one! - Huh? The baytona classic.
Excellent choice.
Want to take her for a spin?
- A spin? But we don't even have boating licenses!
- You don't need a boating license
for a raceboat, Squarepants.
- Wow, Tony junior, she handles like a dream.
It's like I'm floating on air.
- You're tellin' me!
- Are you sure you're comfortable
with me driving, though?
I admit I am feeling a little nervous.
- I wouldn't, if I were you.
Remember, it was your nerves
that made us almost crash before.
- Ha ha! My nerves.
I almost forgot about-- my nerves!
- Hey! Watch it!
- Sorry sir!
- Just let go.
- "Let go." Got it!
Whee!
- Go faster, Spongebob.
- Faster?
- Just let go. Of the brakes!
- If you say so!
Wheee!
Wheee!
Whee!
- Now you're getting it.
- Whee--red light!
Real cool, Squarepants.
- Thanks, t.F.J.
- That's quite a fancy speedboat you got there.
For a couple of squares!
- What he said.
- Thank you.
And may I say how lovely your speedboat is too,
for a bunch of circles.
And by "circles" I mean well-rounded individuals.
- Eh, wise guy, huh?
Well, then, how about you wise up
to an unfriendly competition?
Right here, right now.
- Yeah! What he said.
- "Right here, right now."
It's little short notice.
I'll need to check my availability.
Let's see...Right now.
Looks like I don't have anything scheduled for right now.
Therefore, I would like to accept your challenge.
- Yes!
- However, certain safety concerns
prevent me from doing so.
Therefore, I must decline.
- Squarepants, I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
- I don't hear anything.
- Ugh. Look, kid,
being cool includes accepting this challenge.
Anything less would be an embarrassment.
- I would never want to embarrass you, Tony junior.
Therefore, I accept your challenge!
- Oh, it's on!
- What he said!
- Do you mind?
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- What he said!
- Grrrrr.
- Sweet!
Instant tannage!
- Grrrr.
- Nyah ha ha ha!
- We're winning! We're winning!
- Whoa! Did you see that?
That guy wasn't just going fast. He was going Tony fast!
Oh, no!
The cops are after us! What are we gonna do?
- What?
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over that siren.
- N-now there's a helicopter after us!
- What's that?
I couldn't hear you over that helicopter.
- And in other news, son of racing legend Tony fast is
currently embroiled in a high-speed chase.
It is rumored that the--
- what the-- - what are we gonna do?
- Tony junior, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna--
- now your dad is after us!
- Sorry, I couldn't hear you, my-my dad is after us?
What are we gonna do?
- How should I know?! He's your dad!
- Well, just remember my advice, okay?
All you gotta do is "let go, be cool."
Let go...Be cool.
- Do you see where "letting go" has gotten us so far?
Huh? Tony junior!?
- No. But I see where it's getting us next!
- Waaaaaaa!
- Well, class, I regret to inform you
that Tony junior is no longer with us.
- He was transferred to another school.
However, I think maybe Tony junior taught us all
a valuable lesson.
Never argue and drive?
- Close.
The lesson is, "never let you drive."
08x04 - Frozen Face-Off
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.