11x06 - No Pictures Please/Stuck on the Roof

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- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

Submitted for your approval:

Bikini Bottom, teeming with life

and many strange tales.

The story you're about to see happened

on one very weird and unusual day,

when the town crossed over into...

This, sir, is penosterous!

I demand restitution!

Sir, I've told you

we don't sell balloons! - I want to speak

to the manager. I bet he knows

where the balloons are.

Balloons?

Aw, it's just a stupid old bus.

- Give me that!

- On behalf of Tram's Travels,

I'd like to welcome you to Bikini Bottom.

I'd also like to take a moment to familiarize you

with the area. The restrooms are to the left.

Hey, I have to go too!

Hey, mister? You dropped your hat.

- Oh, come on!

- Okay, I'll... keep it warm for you.

I could be a tour guide!

Ooh, I could be a tour guide?

- That's what I said!

- Wow! Everything is so amazing!

Hello, are you the tour guide?

Yes, I am. All right, everyone,

settle down. My name is Patrick

and I'll be your guide to the wonderful world

of Bikini Bottom.

Please take small children firmly by the hand.

And we're walking, we're walking...

- I feel like I'm gonna burst!

- Our first landmark is the kissing stone

of the ancients. It is said to bring good luck

to all who smooch it.

Brash!

- Amazing!

- Another ancient and mysterious landmark

is this hole that I dug yesterday.

It fits my butt!

Now you try it.

- Whoa! Golly.

Mine too.

- On your left is a kid who, legend has it,

used to have an ice cream cone.

Hey!

- Amazing!

- This guy called me a bad word once.

You were trying to eat

my mailbox!

- I thought it was meatloaf!

- Kids, escort these "gentlemen" to the door.

With pleasure!

Amazing!

Booyah!

- Coming up ahead is the home of Spongebob Squarepants,

the fry cook. - Oh, my gosh.

That sounds excitin'!

- We have begun our descent.

Everyone please gather

all your belongings and follow me single file.

- Amazing!

- This is my best friend Spongebob.

As you can see, he sucks his thumb

when he sleeps.

- Oh... wait, that's me.

- Yes, I like sweet potatoes, thank you.

- My internal alarm clock says

it's time for morning lunch.

Everyone, follow me.

And we're tiptoeing... tiptoeing...

- Amazing.

- The tour will resume shortly, everyone.

And also, uh,

I think the mayo was spoiled.

This is Squidward the cashier.

- And yes, those moles are huge.

- Amazing?

- And stay out!

Late for work,

late for work, late for work.

Late for work, late for work!

Ooh, time for second lunch!

Everyone, follow that Bob!

Yah! And we're running.

We're running...

This is the world-famous Krusty Krab!

- Hey! - Now, this is Plankton,

who's always trying to steal the Krabby Patty.

So, we step on him!

Ouch!

Try it, everyone. It's fun.

- Oh, my goodness. Can I?!

- That is fun!

- Next stop is the Krusty kitchen.

- If you look to your left, you'll see Spongebob preparing

his fresh and delicious ingredients

to be cooked alive. - Oh, just doing my thing.

That's amazing!

- Oh, shucks, I'm just getting warmed up.

Yeah!

Ooh!

- And this magical place

is where all the food ends up.

And if you do this...

This happens!

Stay away from me toilets!

- Gol, this is the best tour I've ever taken!

- And the best is yet to come! - Oh!

If you look to your left...

- Hup, hup, hup, hup... - You'll miss

everything on your right.

Oops, almost forgot my plant food.

- Under your belly is the outside

of Sandy's tree dome.

- It's so beautiful.

I wish we could see the inside.

- Don't worry. I have a key.

Everyone, watch your step.

Sandy Cheeks and her tree both have roots in Texas.

The dome overhead was designed to keep out the water.

This makes the air too dry to survive in...

For water-breathers like us.

Luckily, we all have on our water helmets,

or else we'd all be in big trouble right about now.

And we're running, we're running!

'Cause we're expiring, expiring!

Ooh, it's time

for third lunch. - Everyone, follow my belly.

- Aw, looks like you plant critters

could use a little water.

Whoa!

Patrick!

- This will probably be the last stop on our tour.

Each one of these gravestones

has an amazing secret underneath.

There's people living down there!

Hello.

- This is my old pal Ribeye, everyone.

Ribeye, this is everyone!

- Wow, you're a dead guy. I love it!

- Well, any friend of Patrick's is a friend of...

Oh, my goodness.

Let me try to...

arm bone connected to the...

The management

strongly advises that you...

run away!

Hello, police?

There's a disturbance at the cemetery

and some of us are trying to sleep!

I'm sorry, Ribeye!

- And on your left, the Bikini Bottom post office.

On your right is a zombie chasing the guys

who stole my hat!

- Patrick, you gotta hide! There's an angry mob...

Coming for you. They're here.

- They done busted my dome! - They ripped me up!

- They got pictures of me naked!

- No one wants to see your moles.

Ew!

- Officer!

That guy's camera took pictures

of me Krabby Patty ingredients.

And I want that film, before Plankton gets it!

- Way ahead of you, Krabs.

But there's no film in this camera at all.

Huh? - That's strange.

- Sorry for the misunderstandin', everybody,

but I didn't take any pictures today.

I don't even have a camera.

Huh?!

- In fact...

I'm not even here.

Um...uh...

And we're backing away, and backing away,

and backing away!

You see? I told you.

Things always get weird in "The Tidal Zone."

Amazing!

- Whoo! Yeah!

Ooh!

- Spongebob, I need...

Whoa. Sponge...

- Patty, no!

Oh, I can't quite reach it.

Listen here, boy-o!

As long as that Patty's stuck in the chimney,

it's money outta me pocket!

You're gonna have to go up there

and fish it out. - Oh, boy!

Looks like I'm taking my career to new heights.

Meep!

All right, chimney,

prepare to be swept.

There you are!

Good as new!

- Hold on, Patty!

I've got you!

No!

Okay, Spongebob.

Time to come back down and get to work

so I can garnish your wages for wasting that Patty!

- Spongebob?

- Oh, you know, I think I'll just

stay up here a while.

It's such a nice day, and all.

- Nonsense, boy-o. Just climb on down!

No, I'm good!

Spongebob,

I order you to come down here immediately!

- Don't worry, I'll get him down

Extend-O-Boots.

I just press this button, and...

Whoa!

- Sorry, I haven't worked out all the kinks yet.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa-oh-oh!

- Whoa! - What the...

- So, uh...

anybody else got an idea?

- It's okay, I got him!

Hey, Spongebob.

Whatcha doing wa-a-ay up here?

Let's climb down now.

Aw, thanks, Patrick, but you go on ahead.

I just can't do it.

It's too far down!

- Aw, don't worry, Spongebob.

Your old pal Patrick has another plan

to get you off this roof. - Really?

Sure. Just do what I do.

- Uh, never mind, Patrick. I think I'll stay where I am.

Hey, it's not so bad up here.

Pretty great, really.

I sure do miss my friends, though.

Hey, maybe I can see them from up here.

Ooh, looks like Squidward has a date.

Good for him. It can be so tough

to put yourself out there.

Oh, no.

Poor Squidward.

He's all alone!

Don't worry, friend. I'm here for you.

Oh! Oh, that feels good.

Hmm, maybe he's hungry.

- Come on, Squidward! Eat your...

Ow, hand cramp!

- Guess he wasn't hungry after all.

- I guess there's nothing left to do but go to sleep.

Oh, I wish I had my bed...

Hey, that gives me an idea.

Oh, yeah.

Perfect.

Good night...

nobody.

- Yoo-hoo, Spongebob!

Time to wake up! - Oh, morning, Mister Krabs.

I've come up with a solution

for your little roof problem, boy-o!

- Now you can cook even if you can't get back down.

Oh, thank you, Mister Krabs.

- Now start making me money!

- Oh, Grilly, I thought I'd never see you again!

Something still doesn't feel right, though.

Perfect! Just like my old kitchen.

I'm ready!

Squidward, order's up!

Oh, yeah. I'm stuck up on this roof.

Hmm...how do I get these patties

down to the customers?

Eureka!

We paid for patties, Krabs!

Where's our food? - Hey, calm down, everyone.

I'm sure we can figure something out

that doesn't involve v*olence or...refunds.

- Hey, outside! It's raining Krabby Patties!

Squidward and Huh?

Safe!

- I'll take one Krabby Patty and a drink, please.

I said, "And a drink!"

These are cold!

I paid for a hot meal.

Yeah!

- Maybe if we go up there, we can get 'em fresh!

To the roof! Yeah!

- Whoa! I better make more room up here.

- You know, boy-o,

at first I just thought you were being a lily-livered,

spineless, cry-baby, scaredy-pants,

invertebrate loser.

- But this rooftop restaurant of yours

really has me business booming!

Wish you could've

talked Squidward into joining us up here.

Finally, this place has some class.

I might actually enjoy working here now.

- Ten more patties, Spongebob!

- You got it, Mr. K.

Aw...

- No, no...me money!

Being outside is awful!

- Rain? But we're under...

Wait, wait, don't go!

A little wind

never hurt anyone!

- Whoa, whoa!

Spongebob, we're losing 'em. Do something!

- Aye-aye, sir!

- It's beautiful, boy-o!

- Yeah, it's pretty nice, but now that we're not outside,

I'm starting to get bored. - Yeah, so...

- Wait! You can't be bored

when there's dancing!

Whoo!

- He's right!

- Hooray! We're not on the roof anymore.

- You know, after all that dancing

and partying today, tomorrow's gonna feel

like starting a new business! - And I'm looking forward

to getting in on the ground floor with you!

Time to go home already?