- Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Spongebob
Squarepants!
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble...
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
- Agh! Dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble.
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.
- Agh!
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
- It's been ten minutes!
Ain't you gonna sh**t?
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble...
- Sorry, but you boys were slower
than a Sunday afternoon.
On your mark, get set, eat!
- Wow, you two are off like a herd of turtles.
Watch this!
I win.
Hot dang!
I'm faster than green grass through a goose!
Hm, these jumbo dogs are much too big
for your baby heads.
These dinky dogs should do ya.
Thank you.
- You're welcome!
I win again!
That's right!
I own all of y'all!
Yeehaw!
- Sandy, don't you think you're playing
a teensy-weensy bit rough?
Just a smidge?
- Aww, I'm actually going a little easy on you guys,
seein' as how you're all so delicate.
Hey, who wants to play "dodge the chum"?
- No, I don't think I'm...
Sandy is really stressing me out today.
You want to go jellyfishing?
- No, I'd rather go jellyfishing.
- You sure you don't wanna go jellyfishing?
- I said no.
I wanna go jellyfishing.
- Okay, we'll do what you want.
- The name is Sandy Cheeks,
and I can lick any critter on any beach!
- Now this is fun!
- Yes, quite the civilized sport, eh, what?
I say,
No more rough-horsing.
- And no more you-know-who
k*lling the casual vibe.
Hey, guys!
- Mind if I join you?
Not at all.
- Great! I can't wait to kick
some jelly booty!
- Uh, the thing is, Sandy, in jellyfishing,
we don't play to kick booty.
We actually catch and release the little sea angels.
- Well, that sounds about as exciting
as tap water soup.
Oh, well. Your game, your rules.
He's in mine now!
Now he's in mine!
- Whoopee.
Whoo-hoo!
You're gonna look good mounted on my wall!
Catch and release, Sandy.
- Well, this is lamer than a paper sandwich.
Hey!
Ooh!
This one's fat as a tick!
Ha, ha! Got you!
The jelly-thingies
were here a minute ago.
- It isn't like them to be so... coy.
I guess they must've...
Gotten sick of the boring game!
Get in here, you slimy varmint!
Hm? - Spongebob, look!
How's it going, little guy?
So that's how you wanna play it.
Hi-ya!
I'm catching and releasing...
releasing them from their freedom!
- Hey, widdle jewwy bewwy.
Would you mind?
Mine!
- What? Ugh.
- Yeah!
Easier than slipping
down a mudslide!
Okay, okay.
I know. Catch and release.
Isn't there anything more to this game?
- What more can anyone want?
- Yeah, it's perfect!
- I have an idea how we can...
kick things up a notch!
- Hey, Sandy, I really don't think
we need to kick anything up any notches.
- Ha! Frankenstein Fish Food!
Ooh, this should be fun!
Ha, ha! That's what I'm talking about!
They're no longer jellyfish.
Now they're jelly-buzz saws!
Hey!
You're supposed to fly into there!
I'm a walking glow stick!
- Whoa, Nelly, little jelly!
Such a soothing pastime.
- Thank you, super Sandy!
- Welcome to the jellyfish rodeo!
Aha!
Gotcha, varmint!
- Hey, that is not how we do it.
Carry on.
- Hands off that jellyfish, Spongebob!
He's mine!
Oh, you are so mine!
- No... Problem.
Oy.
- You're out!
Hit the showers!
Time for spring cleaning!
Into the dustbin of history!
Heh.
- Ha! Hoo-ah!
Hyah!
Whammer, bammer, in the slammer!
Whoo-hoo!
I'm the queen of Jellyfish Fields!
How does that feel, losers?
- I don't like it.
- I can't see or hear you,
for my face has been cauterized.
- Ah, you guys are just out of shape.
Come on, best two out of three.
But you've got all the jellyfish.
- And there's no more field.
Did I do that?
Yes.
- You did this, too.
- I guess I can be overly competitive at times.
- Gee, you think?
- You guys'll be all right
if you just walk it off.
- Don't forget to release 'em.
Yeah! That problem is solved.
Now to my other problem.
Ah, I've got some deep-dish thinking to do
about my aggressive ways.
Om.
Om.
Om.
Om.
Om.
Turns out, I'm the best at relaxing, too.
- Om.
- Oh, Sandy, help! - It's horrible!
- Oh, Sandy, help! It's...
- Ah, brother Spongebob.
Brother Patrick.
I bow to your good natures.
What can I do for you?
- You can clobber that giant jellyfish monster thing!
- Yeah, smash it up good!
- Oh, I couldn't do that.
I'm non-violent now.
I wouldn't hurt a fly-fish.
- How about some soothing music, jellyfish?
A soothing sitar always brings me peace.
- Whoa! Ow!
The gongs! They always calm me down.
Om.
Om.
Om.
Okay, that does it.
I was a pacifist, but now I'm gonna pass my fist
through your face!
As destroyer and transformer,
I transform to destroy you.
- Put up your dukes and fight me like a squirrel!
Hiya!
Whoa!
- Sandy, catch!
- The universe gave us a terrible w*apon
made up of the darkest dark matter
just for this occasion.
Ever played "dodge the chum"?
- Hey, get your slimy mitts off my pals!
Hiya!
Ya!
Whoa!
Hiya!
Nothing. That's it!
- Pretty. - Oh...
- Who are my good little jellies?
You are.
- Here you go. Buy yourself something nice.
- Well, let's get these little jellies
back to their home.
They really are sweet.
I'm gonna destroy you!
- That's our Sandy.
- Yeah. Hm?
Which one's Sandy?
Catch.
Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Yow!
Hot, hot, hot!
Hot mustard!
Oh! Oh! Whoa!
- You mind? Can't you see
I'm trying to read here?
What are you doing?
- You have a loose thread.
So?
- I want to pull it.
If I let you pull it,
will you please let me read my book in peace?
- Fine. Get it over with.
Ooh.
Nobody look down!
- My leg of my pants!
Seat yourself, sir.
I'll be with you in a minute.
- Me most valuable possession,
except, of course,
for you, my love.
Me appreciation is depreciating!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
One dollar?
- I demand a refund!
- Uh, what's the problem here, sir?
- There is a hair in my soup,
and I demand a refund!
Ooh.
Uh, well, that's not just any hair, sir.
It's from the elusive Peruvian jelly-lope,
for flavor,
and it's only an extra...
$ million charge?
- That seems slightly exorbitant,
but really, what's a measly $ million
to someone like me?
- Ah, just as well.
I wasn't that hungry anyway.
- Someone order a rusty cab?
- I like string.
- Congratulations.
- Ah, there's nothing quite like
a brand-new shirt.
Whoops. Forgot the tag.
- I got it!
Oof!
Spongebob!
- Oops. Sorry, Sandy.
- Ah, nothing beats cashmere.
Oh, a bit warm for a sweater today, though.
- I can help!
- No, no, no, no! - No, no, no...
Oh, come on!
Let's see that twine-twirling twit
try to unravel this!
Really? Ouch!
Patrick, hi.
- You have a thing on your thing.
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.